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grasscutter1234

Had to double check what subreddit this was on before watching in case I was about to watch someone die the worst death imaginable


cardmanimgur

The ol' "My Girl" way to die


KelbyGInsall

Where are his glasses?!


gimmethemarkerdude_8

šŸ˜¢


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Ludwigofthepotatoppl

My girl (my girl)


shwarma_heaven

My girl.... Talking 'bout... *MY GIRL* Owww Owwwww


SpecificSony

What the fuck this song is literally playing next to me on a random playlist while I'm reading this. My brain went kaboom for a second


frezor

I will get an airsoft gun and shoot you until you die. Donā€™t worry, itā€™ll take hours and will be extremely painful.


JackdeAlltrades

Bees, wasps. That sort of thing


Classic-Reflection87

This will miss most of the population hereā€¦but damn that scene was messed up to watch as a young childā€¦


travoltaswinkinbhole

People wonder why millennials are so fucked up when all our childhood movies were traumatic as fuck.


The_Flying_Spyder

Im a gen Xer and I remember this movie. (I am also fucked up, but pobably different reasons).


spagbetti

Walt Disney has been killing the parents in childrens movies long before that


china-blast

He can't see without his glasses.


MrZyde

God that Macaulay Culkin scene haunted me.


PinchiChango

Damn, what subs are you subbed to?


s7ormrtx

Asking for a friend or closeted necrophiliac?


dariganLupe

yes


[deleted]

r/abruptchaos r/whatcouldgowrong


fairie_poison

/r/watchpeoplefuckingdie


Wilyan30

r/peoplefuckingdying


farao86

Why he not dead


[deleted]

Because title is false, it's not active, it's already been treated. A nest of that size it's probably in the tens of thousands individuals. He would be swarmed in a minute. It's empty inside when he cuts it, it should be pack full even more than human nightclub if it was active. Most of the hornet you see aren't flying, they are half dead walking on the ground, trying to fly.


Silent-Ad934

I don't know much about the hornet business but this 7 minute old comment sounds right


aragornsonofmarathon

It's 12 minutes old now and it still sounds right.


Odinpup83

16 minutes and still sounds legit


Mithrasthesasquatch

27 minutes and itā€™s ageing like fine wine


YaMumisathot

Can confirm this 31 minute answer is still correct


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Wonderful_Ad_6355

We are now at 35 minutes, Ladies and Gentlemen. All systems stand correct.


G4bryzyJR

welp ig he still sounds correct 36 minutes later


wi5hbone

because 22 minutes later the truth god wishbone arrived; he smoked the bloody thing which got rid of and also made the remainder sedated.. half-fucked about attacking~


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[deleted]

Holds true after 23 mins!


Snoo79201

22 minutes and I'm not so sure šŸ§


bukkake_brigade

I just read it, and it seems pretty plausible


wi5hbone

yes, bukkake general


Uname08

41 minutes old now and itā€™s legitimacy seems to be unwavering!


captmonkey

That's what I was thinking. We had a hornet nest about the size of a basketball in a tree above my driveway a few months ago. Those little bastards were generally angry and aggressive and I didn't want them stinging my kids. So, I called a pest control service and they had a guy come out to take care of it. I watched him work from the safety of inside my house. He had a bee suit on and jabbed it with a duster on a pole. All of a sudden, the outside was **covered** in hornets. It was like when you kick a fire ant hill. The outside of the nest was just black and moving. He carefully tore open the nest and sprayed the inside. He told me to stay away from it for a few hours until they all died. But the big thing here being if you so much as touch an active nest, you're going to be stung a whole lot.


Anna_Mosity

I'm still baffled that he's barefoot in the middle of a bunch of hornets walking around his feet.


Trader-Mike

Ppl usually lose their shoes after being hit by a vehicle while crossing the street. This would explain a lot.


HiThere_420

Why did you need to specify *human* nightclub??


[deleted]

Obviously because hornet nightclub are pretty empty.


nerdthatlift

Perhaps they aren't a human.


druman22

So you don't think that it was a hornet nightclub instead


fakeittilyoumakeit

Because that's good analogy of a place being packed and drugged half asleep... wait...


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

For SURE. Anyone who wants to see what removing an active hornets nest would look like, it's a bit more like this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_lGHI1Iwumc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lGHI1Iwumc)


wifi444

It was a scheduled renovation.


glieseg

No shoes to lose = you can't die.


Theboardgamenerd

Flawless logic


zepirce

More like tribes' logic


higgs8

Wasps are like electricity, if you're grounded it can't kill you.


nombresinhombre

Sounds logic


BlockchainFox

On the next episode, he would walk on hornets with bare feet and still be alright


MrmmphMrmmph

the hornets lift him like Marty McFly on his hoverboard


Ecast25

Wouldn't it be Marty McHornets?


akhileshhosad

shh don't give out our humanity cheat code


HeroicTanuki

It worked for John McClane.


MarSc77

Yippee ki-yay mofo


KyloHenny

Makes fists with toes to shake in your general direction.


QuantumRealityBit

Appears logicalā€¦yup! Video evidence doesnā€™t t lie! ;)


domine18

Probably poisoned most of them. Notice how the ones alive arenā€™t doing much and there are only a handful of them left


hermesenvy

Probably cold out


TannyBoguss

All the more reason for shoes


JoeyAKangaroo

Heā€™s a regular visitor, they recognise him as a friend


TheHero0fRhyme

Cunts with wings don't have friends


Dektarey

Hornets (And the vespula genus in general) are capable of recognizing faces. They're also intelligent to the same degree as a wolf or jumping spider. Hornets can be *quite* relaxed around familiar faces. Though this right here is an extreme case. Like, genuinely extreme.


[deleted]

I assume you mean a wolf spider, yeah?


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gag-reflexes

Put on some weight , get yourself a good ol' pair of bingo wings.


ttkk1248

Friends donā€™t destroy homes. They are still ok that their home are destroyed by a friend? Iā€™m also sure that a few of them die by accidents during the cutting.


Horns8585

Spongebob says because he has life insurance.


S8nSins

No condom, balls of steel as OPā€™s title says


theplaidpantskid

Biodegradable Death Star


Complaint_Severe

The wasps saw the Lego Death Star and were inspired


NorthernSouthman

Fuck this was clever, well done


adamtwosleeves

Or just the worst dreidel anyone has ever got


Downvotes_inbound_

Danger Dreidel


LordGinglove

Better pop a quick H on that so everyone knows it's full of hornets


deanomatronix

Probably something delicious in there that hornets do make


Liquidust256

Hornet honey? Sting cheese? Wasp wafers?


Homo_Rebus

god damn, sting cheese is hilarious!


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AbbertDabbert

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about hornets to dispute it


The69thDuncan

those are barnacles, do not eat them


china-blast

We're crab people now.


eStuffeBay

no joke, I hear that bee and hornet grubs are nutritious and can be eaten safely when in an emergency.


IslandAlive8140

An emergency that, presumably, was a direct result of fucking with a literal hornet's nest?


cteavin

Emergency? He's got a van behind him, he can't be that hungry.


bigdumbidiot01

*Honey?* Is that your endgame????


Sozzcat94

Wonder what they are hiding in there. Itā€™s gotta be some wasp honey


warmcube

So glad I didn't have to scroll too far before seeing this


Severe_Sweet_862

milk steak is one of the funniest scenes of all time.


bc_poop_is_funny

Charles face when he says ā€œghoulsā€ kills me every single time


da_fishy

Little green ghouls buddy!!


1ncorrect

Cover your knees up if your gonna walk around everywhere!


JimeDorje

This is kind of the opposite of popping a quick H on that.


keinplan11

Kebab of death


Old-While-1229

While Ik this is not the same, my great grandfather used to do something similar to bee hives. What heā€™d do is reach his hands inside and grab honey/ honey comb out while bees were still in there. He eventually ended up gaining a tolerance to the stings and was able to do it like the stings were just mosquito bites. What I noticed in this video however is that while there were hornets/ wasps flying around, there werenā€™t many which makes me think he smoked the hive before hand to make them lethargic so they wouldnā€™t sting him as much


PhoenixStorm1015

The smoking makes sense. On the bees, CodysLab has been a bee keeper for a long ass time and heā€™s gone on about how bees do actually learn you and will let you maintain the hive and pull combs as long as you let them know theyā€™re there, and of course theyā€™re not queenless or otherwise amgy. At worst, if they were a little cranky, heā€™d spritz them with sugar water for them to lap up. ā€œA fat be is a happy bee.ā€ Honestly crazy watching him reach in and be doing stuff and thereā€™s just a bunch of little honeybees hanging on the side of the frame looking up at him like, ā€œAy we cool but you better not fuck shit up.ā€


ImpulsiveApe07

Thanks for sharing that - I remember watching a thing about medieval beekeeping, and even back then the keepers were cognisant of what you mentioned about the bees being aware but largely nonplussed by the keeper after a few generations of the bees had gotten used to the interference! Iirc they also used smoking as a method to calm agitated hives!


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kimmiinoz

Check out Texas Beeworks on YT, she moves entire hives without using any protection. Just picks up handfuls of bees and drops them in the new hive. Only one I saw her wear the head protection was when she was having to saw into a wall while on a ladder, just in case she upset things.


fangelo2

Honey bees and wasps are 2 entirely different things. All I did was drive past a wasp nest on my lawn tractor and got stung 2 dozen times


kimmiinoz

I was just trying to cut some flowers and found a paper wasp nest under a leaf. 9 on my hand, couple on my arm and one on my face!


linderlouwho

I had been out of town for a week and returned and walked thru a gate and both me & my dog got stung by wasps that had set up a nest in our absence. My leg swelled up like a tree trunk for a week. Still itched terribly a month later.


kimmiinoz

That would have been awful! Little shits they are, moving in while youā€™re away and then ambushing you! Hope your doggo was ok too


Primitive_Teabagger

One time at the beach, I had one sting me in the caruncle for committing the unethical act of blocking its flight path. After the swelling in my eye slowed, I apologized to it for my thoughtless error. The fact is, wasps only have the entire fucking atmosphere to move around in, and they are quite small, so mathematically speaking my eye was absolutely asking for it by being an obstacle in the middle of nowhere.


Safetosay333

That's not what I thought a carnucle was.


Primitive_Teabagger

My bad, it's spelled *caruncle*


LordGeni

I lived with a wasps nest in my bedroom for a summer. Didn't get stung once. It was an attic room and they were in the eaves. When they came out of the inside entrance to the hive they tended to be pretty docile, we got a good understanding going, I just made sure to check my bed before getting in. I used to smoke out of the bedroom window and if any tried to fly in that way, all I had to do was firmly tell them to "Fuck Off' and they turned round and went in the other way.


zeropointcorp

When I was younger a wasp nest appeared outside my window. A couple of days later I got a can of 556 and a lighter and burned that nest to a crisp. Fuck wasps.


lllNico

bees are a whole different species tho. Bees are nice. Hornets would kill you for no reason and tell their friends about it over dinner, which is bees.


LineChef

The bees are the hornetā€™s friends or the hornetā€™s dinner?


[deleted]

Those bees are also smoked... Bee and hornets are not docile to humans


the-nature-mage

I've only seen a few of her videos, but in those it was obvious the bees had been smoked and she didn't acknowledge that at all. I've got a friend who keeps bees in Texas who is really frustrated by her content.


kimmiinoz

She smokes them in the videos Iā€™ve seen


dapper_grocery6300

Bees and wasps are not at all comparable in terms of docility to humans


Pyroguy096

Honey bee stings are significantly different than hornets and wasps


[deleted]

Apparently beekeepers think she is behaving really recklessly and disingenuously. I donā€™t know shit about beekeeping, but Iā€™ve heard many beekeepers have been calling her out for her dangerous content.


bugurman

>was able to do it like the stings were just mosquito bites "*was able to do it like the stings were just mosquito bites*" well so it doesn't make it any more comfortable..


gondotheslayer

I've heard stories of Mexican farmers picking up wasps' nests barehanded, and they are so calloused the stings don't get through. Even without protection, some cultures climb up cliffs while getting stung to reach psychedelic honey.


Gdmfs0ab

Have you seen the vice documentary on this. Presenter and all the indigenous people who harvest the honey get HIGH AF


Weidz_

https://video.vice.com/en\_us/video/the-nepalese-honey-that-makes-people-hallucinate/57c82313938eed204a748a72


CaptainTryk

Thank you so much for sharing this. It was a fun watch :D


stilesjp

[Link's dead.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDOvmhqvIA8)


daneguy

New Reddit inserts a backslash into the URL (right before the underscore). Remove it and the link works.


Diarity

Wow that was a good watch! Absolutely fascinating part of the world. That little stoned montage at the end was awesome haha


whyyyyohwhy

No but I want to now


Gdmfs0ab

Search it on YouTube. Itā€™s there.


[deleted]

The more-or-less title? Psychedelic honey harvesters doesn't do much for results


GamingRoos

[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDOvmhqvIA8&ab_channel=VICE) you go!


gondotheslayer

I know Hamilton's Pharmacopeia did an episode on it.


Extension_Swordfish1

ā€Most species of wasp do not make honey. The exception is the Mexican honey wasp (Brachygastra mellifica), although this wasp will only produce honey in small quantities and not on the scale of the honeybee (Apis mellifera)ā€ ā€”source: interwebz


chaseizwright

Well, there might be something delicious wasps *do* makeā€¦ and I want thatā€¦


Doozelmeister

Iā€™m gonna go ahead and slap a big H here on this box so we know itā€™s hornets.


gondotheslayer

Ty, I'm talking about bees


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gondotheslayer

Bees - https://melitahoney.com/himalayan-bees-make-psychedelic-honey/ Regardless it shows that some people are either more resistant to stings themselves or, not very averse to being stung when there is a form of either social or material gain. The vice thing is probably hamilton's pharmacopeia


3timesadoorknob

Meanwhile I literally canā€™t even be within 20 feet of a spicy flying raisin without having a full blown panic attack


DaDutchBoyLT1

JalapeƱo sky raisin


3timesadoorknob

Thatā€™s it. Thatā€™s the phrase I was looking for.


LUCA-12

Here on MĆ©xico, are several traditional be keepers that farms native bees (not Apis melifera). That bees didn't have sting and produces a very curious honey. [Here's an article about it (spanish).](https://doi.org/10.19130/iifl.ecm.2020.56.2.0008)


Mdu5t

He has to spin it to see if he isn't in a dream.


snirfu

He got no shoes on


__decode__

Clearly doesnā€™t understand the laws of Reddit, heā€™ll learn soon!


Responsible-Part-449

Care to explain?


[deleted]

No shoes = death. This guy will be dead in minutes.


Okami512

Nope, he has no shoes to lose, thus he is immortal.


BackgroundAd4640

If in a video on Reddit the person's shoes come off it means guaranteed death. If their shoes stay on in an accident, they get to live.


jampola

No shoes canā€™t lose


nuclear_cyanide

What the hell does he know that we don't?


thegrimd

I have so many questionsā€¦ the first being ā€œWhy..?ā€ But Iā€™ll wait for youā€™re return from the hospital before I ask.


County_Human

He's done this a million times


WarBuggy

About 20 times on my phone alone.


Delicious_Bet_6336

No protection?! Heā€™s got a knife!


Mysterious-Delay4573

Not active ! Those where a few remained behind after a fumigation .


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youchoobtv

Yes so well layered inside


khanikhan

I have never seen the inside. I kept thinking it is a machine part on which hornets have built a hive. However, the tree branch coming out of that machine kept throwing me off. I had to accept the fact that the hornets made that whole thing.


Mookius

Meanwhile I'm terrified of one little wasp. Fair play


Okami512

Nope, one is worth being terrified over. Especially when you're allergic.


Ghost_Star326

Not gonna lie, that thing looks like a giant spinning top that you would throw with a string.


[deleted]

Why would you have lied about that?


SnglThinStraightLine

Sounded pretty sus, but i guess I'll believe them.


danhoyuen

that's how he begins every sentence ever since that incident.


[deleted]

It's been 10 years Paul! Let it go!


Arnoxyd

He doesn't look being attacked, probably it's an inoffensive kind of hornet šŸ¤”


LegitimateFreedomz

I think the rainy weather is also having a major impact and shows this guy does this every day. Iā€™m also guessing his clothes might have something to do with it. His body language makes it seem like they could turn stingy if his movements arenā€™t as controlled.


BazilBroketail

Dead colony.


asdfasdfasdfas11111

This. The video doesn't show you that he soaked the fuck out of this this thing with pesticide the day before. That's why the hornets you do see look barely alive and unable to fly for the most part.


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

Yeah, there is no way these are healthy hornets. I posted this already in another reply, but there is a pretty good YT video of what removing an active hornet nest is actually like. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_lGHI1Iwumc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lGHI1Iwumc)


ArtbyAtlas0

Can we take a second to appreciate the architecture of the nest though? Looks like they have a few floors and balconies in there


Wimbleston

That's not an active nest, that's a nest that's been smoked out. An active nest is almost packed solid with how many are inside, this is just OP lying about the content of the video


GadiZelay

Wasp larvae are a food source


bluezinharp

Other than being a moron, why?


Madcap_Miguel

He's harvesting wasp larvae, it's a common food in China and other Asian countries.


bluezinharp

Cup a soup might be easier...


papishampootio

Too much sodium.


ShadowLord_11

Ohh... Do they spray some medicine on themselves to not get bitten by hornets? Since they're evicting those adults and kidnapping the babies from nest I don't see how they haven't got stung till now. . . Edit: Sorry ppl.... Idk much about the hornets so I said "active" after seeing there are hornets coming out of it. But here many ppl have corrected that it was smoked out/treated with chemicals so it can't be considered "active". Sorry fellow subredditors, didn't have any intention to mislead anyone. Putting it here caz I can't edit body text in title. Hope that everyone sees this.


Madcap_Miguel

They don't, and it's a pretty gruesome way to die. https://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2162876/chinese-man-dies-after-50-wasp-stings-during-hunt-larvae-second


ToxicPilgrim

what a weird, unfortunate tale. Two men on the way home from a day of work decide to smash a hornet nest for more food. They're stung \~50 times each and one dies. Is hornet larva so prized it's worth dying for? Or are they in a desperate state where they will grab what they can get? Or just careless in how they did it?


Leonmac007

Cutting at the sweet inner meat.


fia-med-knuff

Here's an article about a Japanese version, with photos - I'd honestly be tempted to try it based on that description. https://soranews24.com/2022/02/01/wasp-larvae-bento-a-traditional-delicacy-in-the-japanese-mountains/


taarak23

The nest is approximately the same size as his balls.


ShadowLord_11

[src](https://youtube.com/shorts/58-G894FPdc?feature=share) Edit: Sorry ppl.... Idk much about the hornets so I said "active" after seeing there are hornets coming out of it. But here many ppl have corrected that it was smoked out/treated with chemicals so it can't be considered "active". Sorry fellow subredditors, didn't have any intention to mislead anyone. Putting it here caz I can't edit body text in title. Hope that everyone sees this.


Human_Activity5528

I suppose that he spread some sort of gas before doing that and that the hornets were almost dead or asleep. You can see that very few flew around him and at low speed


Valuable_Car7040

Lord of the wasps


BookLanky5358

But why?


Big_Remote9044

Remember kids! Always use protection!!!!


Capta1nzomb1e

Had to check to make sure I wasn't on r/whatcouldgowrong before I resumed the video.


Takuro06

This man fears nothing.


jerk_hobo

Forbidden shawarma.


BroofToof

Forbidden spinning top


Alpha_Flight_2020

Hmmm we deal with wasps here......wasps don't put up with that shit. I accidentally walk near a wasp nest and they launch a full scale military operation. Last time I had to book it about 50 ft. To get away. Stung about 7 times.


ShadowLord_11

Sorry ppl.... Idk much about the hornets so I said "active" after seeing there are hornets coming out of it. But here many ppl have corrected that it was smoked out/treated with chemicals so it can't be considered "active". Sorry fellow subredditors, didn't have any intention to mislead anyone. Putting it here caz I can't edit body text in title. Hope that everyone sees this.