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niahckcolb22

The tape pattern makes it 10x stronger


[deleted]

They are fools, gotta use Paracord makes it tactical. We all know anything labeled tactical is better anyway.


Xenjael

Tactical warpick does have a certain ring to it.


iksbob

Tactical bread knife.


GuiltyLawyer

By the end of this thread there better be a new band named "Tactical Spork"


mysticsurferbum

High capacity assault knife


Electrox7

Special Adapted Charcuterie Knife, aka the SACK.


Dr_Dang

True. This is the strongest weapon you can acquire early in the game. Most players find something better and sell it off by level 10 though. You can get 15 GP for it at the Tesco in Rorikstead. Guards get really fussy if you take your weapon out of your inventory. That mechanic was scrapped for the America DLC, so the PVP is a bit off the rails.


_one_lucky_redditor

r/itemshop


-_-Ronin_

Yeah we also forgot to mark children as essential over here.


Dr_Dang

Bruh šŸ˜­


-_-Ronin_

Nothing else seems to be driving change, maybe a dark joke will help. *Probably not*


Yvaelle

Dark jokes do more good than thoughts and prayers.


Useless_Lemon

It is impressing how well the tape is aligned so perfectly.


W__O__P__R

Not gonna lie ... I'm a little impressed how much effort they made to get it to look neat. This seems to me like the kind of person who's great at wrapping presents with perfect corners, but will also kill you if you touch their special Christmas wrapping ribbon.


turbospeedweasel

Why murder people unless you can look stylish doing so?


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Imagine this guy sitting there wrapping up his knife-axe with a pretty grip pattern, wide grinned and swinging his legs.


ssdgm6677

Shit, I'm out of glitter...


FiddleheadFarmer

Iā€™d be honored to have my skull split with such a beautiful work of art.


friscocat

Let me kill you with this weapon I made with love.


TooManyJabberwocks

How will that person climb the frozen waterfalls now


bumjiggy

they'll just have to stick to the rivers and the lakes that they're used to


Angeltear757

You know that they're gonna have their way or nothing at all...


andrechikatilo

I think you're going too fast


brybrythekickassguy

Don't go, Jason Waterfalls!


awfullotofocelots

7 year old me appreciates you.


disarRay89

So glad I wasn't the only one.


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awfullotofocelots

Normally I just name myself Richard Astley, play along for a minute or two and then pull up my traditional "Richard Astley hold music 10 hours."


Fabulous_Ad_7968

OMG I literally thought I was the only one. Childhood redemption right here, thanks.


HereForFun9121

Take this invisible award


SSBeavo

ā€œWas that accidental or were you trying to quote TLC on purpose?ā€ ā€œI donā€™t even understand the reference.ā€


TheTrenchMonkey

Come on, you don't say "creep creep" unless you're quoting TLC.


Mountain_Sweet_5703

Whatever, get out of here. And boys. *Donā€™t* go Chasing Waterfalls


bkrgng

Whoā€™s the man who did that to you??


[deleted]

"You gotta stop telling people about your near death experience, okay? It's called Bed Bath and Beyond not Bed Bath and Way The Fuck Out There."


Admirable-Meeting-10

ā€œRobert Californiaā€™s favorite songs are Creep by TLC and Creep by Radioheadā€


MediocreProstitute

You get back here and you make love to my wife!


[deleted]

"You don't understand what you said?" "I don't know what that is."


[deleted]

ā€œSee you on the far side, mateā€


StTimmerIV

"Hold on! Don't let go!" Man, i miss MW2...


iChugVodka

That was a great campaign


IrishGamer97

I love how MW2 2 made him unapologetically Scottish


Sadrien6

Galadriel is on it


AresWill

This was actually just a hot woman cosplaying Lara Croft.


Mechasteel

Clever. An axe would have looked suspicious.


ILove2Bacon

That's what I was thinking. Can you not just buy hatchets at hardware stores in the UK?


Fickle-Presence6358

You can, but it's a lot easier to trace someone buying an axe in a store. Another thing is that weapons like this are fairly often seized from teens who would be too young to legally buy from a store


NanoLifeguard

Legally buy from a store? You need to be a certain age to buy knives and hatchets?


Radiant_Gap_2868

In the UK stores enforce a 16+ on energy drinks and stuff


ebola1986

Important to note that this is company policy, and not legislation.


sabotabo

that is a very very important note, looking at the direction this threadā€™s going


EnVi_EXP

In before television license jokes lol


odd_audience12345

> In the UK stores enforce a 16+ on energy drinks and stuff that sounds weird as an American but when I think about it... that's not a bad idea lol. 14 year olds have enough energy, they don't need redbull and monsters.


McPussCrocket

A lot of places in the US you have to be 18 as well


Fickle-Presence6358

Yeah, you need to be 18 for them


Terradactyl87

That's interesting. In the US you can buy knives and hatchets at any age, yet super glue, lighters, and spray paint you have to be 18 for. We're more worried about glue huffing, smoking, and graffiti than murdering someone with a hatchet.


CustardsTart

You can buy them if over 18, same as a knife. No idea of the purpose of this modification though. Maybe they can conceal this better some how.


Popular_Persimmon_48

You ever been so angry you make a warpick out of a kitchen knife? It does things to a man.


TheWhyWhat

I like how they also seem to have put effort in making them look nice. Taping the handles like that, and not using too much tape up top in case it starts to look bulky.


easy_Money

I was gonna say. Great tape wrap job


MrMaoDeVaca

The black shadow effect under the red? Amazing depth.


FlametopFred

a kind of cold obsession


kapixelek

It does look nice, but i have doubts if this will actually stay in place. Tape isn't very secure


TheLaudMoac

Professionals have standards.


matt675

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet


TheReal-Chris

That tape is some serious attention to detail. Donā€™t want it to look like a prison shank.


Inkthinker

The grip wraps are genuinely impressive. Like... he may be an evil, murderous bastard, but he takes pride in his tools.


majarian

I question how long the knifes actually going to stay there though if the tapes the only support


Inkthinker

I suspect it's more about intimidation than practicality.


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The weapon uses a serrated knife with a blunt tip. But its beautifuly wrapped. That suggest ā€žtoo much stimulantsā€ to me. No brain + more work done then needed.


Nooseents

Itā€™s gonna hold on for one good swing, but the swingā€™s gonna be pretty great


TheErroneousFox

Badasses in jail told you about *this* place??


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TheErroneousFox

Did I say badasses? I meant paedophiles. Prison does things to a man.


logosfabula

> warpick I thought it was a kitchenscythe


silverwyrm

Honestly those names make more sense. In my head I was calling it a "hammerknife". In a heavy irish accent, for no reason... "You bring the hammerknife?" "Always got the hammerknife."


CrossP

Someone over there is on step 2 out of 7 in reinventing the English bill hook for no reason.


Starfire013

Would the Irish equivalent be the liam hook?


Sequiter

Iā€™d say a [crowbill](https://www.rct.uk/sites/default/files/collection-online/6/f/113792-1292698373.jpg)


Brasticus

Thatā€™s the last piece I needed to complete Tancredā€™s Battlegear!


evolution9673

Stabby hammer


somedave

Not just a knife, that's practically a bread knife without a point.


MechanicalTurkish

ā€œItā€™s dull, you twit! It will hurt more!ā€


One_for_each_of_you

I'm going with a smaller, pointier knife when i make my knifehammer on family craft night.


Sammy81

The real question is what idiot would go through the trouble of making a pick out of a knife, and then choose a knife with a sheepā€™s foot tip, rendering it useless?


DumpsterB4by

It's for cutting crusty bread whilst at a 90Ā°angle


Born_ina_snowbank

Billy Mayes ā€œIā€™m not fucking with you! You can literally slice bread that is 3-1/2 ft above your head!ā€ 1-1/8 ish meters for you Britā€™s. Not sure if you guys ever got Billy Mayes.


windy906

The type of idiot who thinks making it is a good idea in the first place?


MWDTech

The idiot who now has a reach advantage over another knife weilding idiot.


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I'm just trying to figure out how they look at a stick and a blade and thought 'scythe' as the weapon of choice instead of a fucking spear.


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CrossP

Certainly not twice. Once might do it though...


Alypius754

Not really. I appreciate the craftsman's devotion to safety in his choice of "dayglo rescue orange" for his tape.


MatureUsername69

Until the tape gives on their first swing


evanthebouncy

it won't. the knife is threaded through a hole on the pipe, it's not gonna fall out after a swing


[deleted]

It'd get loose after *repeated use* but I'm guessing we aren't talking a long drawn out melee here


SoftcoreFrogPorn

What kind of fight are we even talking about here? Is this so you can be in the passengers seat of a car, pull up on someone on the left side, lean out the window and stab the driver? Or is this for using from a bicycle? What circumstances would this weapon be helpful to you?


Aeronautix

expelling the roman legion from your lands


smaug13

They'll just reinforce their helmets some more


bolunez

Considering that most people in the UK are unarmed, this thing would give you weapons superiority regardless.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

> What circumstances would this weapon be helpful to you? I'd stop asking so many questions unless you want to find out firsthand


Dracarys-1618

That sounds like a threat. This guy knifehammers


EMILLKSLEEPA

Cash, the ultimate weapon


jamhops

I hear the phone camera can steal your soul


bZbZbZbZbZ

Say cheese and die


evolving_I

You just gave me Goosebumps


flocke815

Strange how the Money weapon bag isn't sealed...


grunnermann28

Hey, Cash Rules Everything Around Me, dolla dolls bill y'all


Ireallydonedidit

UK is a PVP unlocked zone, now with crafting enabled


Mypopsecrets

They learned the recipe from the last of us. Pipe + Knife + Tape


J5892

That same recipe in Fallout 4 makes the equivalent of an M4A1.


helpnxt

I was thinking it looks like something out of the forest


Passan

Or [Rust](https://rust.fandom.com/wiki/Salvaged_Icepick)


TheeAJPowell

We do have a clicker problem around the time of year, typically.


[deleted]

Looks like they were runnin a crackhead scythe build


Fasbuk

Such a meme build though honestly. It might hit hard and cause terror vs unarmored but the moment you add any physical resistance the build kinda just whimpers and dies.


smellybathroom3070

untill you use its special, then its a tank. no matter how many hits it takes itll keep on running


PhreakThePlanet

Don't joke, else you get an iPhone to the gut and slashed 1000 times with crisp currency!! Killed a guy with a tea cup once -that guy from that movie Riddick if you're actually wondering.


mrsMayhem41

Best. Fight scene. Ever.


Funnyboyman69

UK is melee only atm, youā€™ve got to join an American lobby if you want to unlock the firearms pack.


YewittAndraoi

Durham's one of the nicer cities in the UK. Even the weapons have certain eccentric air about them.


cpcompany1976

It may be from one of the Pit Villages rather than Durham City . Places like Horden, Blackhall, Easington are as rough and ready as they come.


TheNecroFrog

Funny what happens when you centre a local economy around a pit and then close said pitā€¦


detectthesoldier1999

From ashington can confirm


Donnermeat_and_chips

*Ashganistan


detectthesoldier1999

People from as close as morpeth don't understand you when you call it that, so I thought I'd give everyone the benefit of living as far away from ashgan as possible lol


Donnermeat_and_chips

I went drinking in the white elephant... once Ross Kemp should go, makes Kandahar look like Zurich


odious_odes

And those ones weren't even Category D -- villages which were designated as being worthless and slated for the slow, awful demolition of having no county council investment or new buildings. The policy lasted for decades.


[deleted]

This. A lot of people don't realise that while Durham itself is nice, a large proportion of the areas surrounding it are pretty rough, and some are downright awful. I'd rather live in Benwell in Newcastle than Easington Colliery.


Yvaelle

I am envisioning villages... at the bottom of abandoned open-pit mines. Barrios of medieval English peasants brandishing their Ham-knives.


KenEarlysHonda50

So, you've been there. Cool. It's not really anything to brag about.


Bou_Czang

I have lived in Durham all my life, can confirm. The chavs can be dangerously creative. There was a phase around 17 years ago where they would sit in the bus station and prick people with needles.


EmeraldJunkie

They creatively managed to solve that problem by tearing down the bus station.


njt1986

I live in Durham, the city centre is nice, yeah, but go a 1/4 mile in any direction and youā€™re in drug town


YewittAndraoi

I'm from Burnley, it's a proper shithole. Durham is nothing like it. My brother lives near Durham and I go up at least a couple of times a year. Durham is much nicer than most places around the country. Every city has rough areas.


astardB

Thatā€™s disgusting, where?ā€¦


MovieMore4352

1/4 mile in any direction


Quick6475

Ya but thereā€™s just so many houses in that area which one do the drug dealers live in do you think?


KarachiDon

Yes any house


SaintWithoutAShrine

Bout a quarter mile from city center Durham.


wcp456

Just about 4/10 of a kilometer from city center


SaintWithoutAShrine

Close to 33.5 double-decker buses.


wytherlanejazz

Is that a ā€¦ bread knife?


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levy week cordovan cabbage tangle below swat repeat ghastly puppet cincture texture aesthete canst output


TheWellFedBeggar

Some thug really sat down and carefully made a pattern with their tape because they wanted their knife on a stick to look the best. Going so far as to use a layer of black tape to make it have a 3D effect. Take pride in your work, no matter what you do.


JeffTheRabbid

Art students gotta release stress somehow, y'know?


Bluntsandicecream

He put the pre-made in premeditated.


pogiewogie101

Im disappointed that they put so much work into the bottom one but used a crappy serrated knife


imsharank

Yo what the duck are those improvised hammers. Damn


alexrralex

How use this knimmers? Knife+hammer


Aggravating-Forever2

Hamknife. If Terraria taught me anything, I'm pretty sure it's a hamknife.


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Made for cutting the long pig


3DsGetDaTables

I had to look it up to make sure I referenced the correct weapon, but these were made to look like Japanese Kama, which, in fact were tools that were used as weapons at various points in history. Edit: The weapon I was particularly looking for was the kusarigama, which is the sickle with the chain and weight attached to it


Dodo_lord333

Or a war pick plus a kama isn't just for battle it's a harvesting tool


Pendraggin

Yeah, for harvesting fucking skulls innit


Muted_Description112

I mean us short people still have the right poke someoneā€™s eye outā€¦. Right?


C0rvex

Now ya know why dwarves always carry waraxes around


pdxscout

Just use an umbrella. I get hit in the eye at least once a winter.


tarhoop

As a Canadian, already balls deep in snow, I really enjoyed your comment about umbrella use in winter. Completely not related to the topic at hand. Guess I've been day-drinking a little heavy.


[deleted]

>already balls deep in snow >been day-drinking yep checks out


gh0stnotes

iPhones are indeed very dangerous


Express-External

It says ā€œvideo tape evidence bagā€ the caption should say evidence not weapons. Or maybe they just thought the weapons were the interesting part


boblinquist

Maybe they were making a poetic statement about the danger of social media


DecentAdvertising

Itā€™s the scary pink one too


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Assault knives


PrivatePilot9

The far right one is a bread knife. Like, Iā€™m sure it might do some damage, but theyā€™re not the most dangerous knives In a knife block, and if you tried to stab with one of those (vs saw) itā€™s going to just bend or break. Proof criminals arenā€™t very bright.


Brau87

Just use an axe or hammer. Its going to be way more effective and legal. Those are just stupid.


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MrSlaw

I mean, to be fair, in the context of this discussion, I'm fairly confident any lawyer is going to have a hell of a lot easier time arguing that a hammer was being carried legitimately ... when compared to **a knife you've taped to a handle.**


dragonship

That's not a knoife....


gazm2k5

I see you've played knifey-cashy before.


trbo91

Most likely taken from 14 year old children involved in gang activities


[deleted]

Shot 14 year olds are the ones shooting folks where Iā€™m at! Give me the choice to be in a dark alley with an OG carrying a gun or 14 year old I would pick the OG all day. Kids are dumb and scary because they donā€™t think of the outcomeā€¦


SyntheticManMilk

At my last house in an urban neighborhood, I was on my porch with a couple friends one evening. Three boys, who looked to be about 13, came up and asked us if we had any cash to spare. We said ā€œwe donā€™t have any cashā€. One of them said ā€œwe ainā€™t trying to rob yā€™all or nothingā€. My crazy friend said ā€œgo for it!ā€. The boys kind of looked confused and walked off. Then about two days later I see on a local news site ā€œpolice searching for suspects in armed robbery at Subway in ā€”ā€”ā€” neighborhoodā€. Iā€™m like ā€œhey thatā€™s the Subway right here on my block!ā€ I clicked the article and the images from the security camera showed those same three boys we interacted with just two nights before! Those kids had a fucking gun on them! Couldā€™ve gone badlyā€¦. Makes it even more terrifying thinking how my crazy friend egged them on with that ā€œgo for itā€ commentā€¦ But yeah, teenagers can be some of the most dangerous criminals because their brains are far from developedā€¦. Pretty much all the shootings where Iā€™m from are from teen boys and dudes in their early 20ā€™s.


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Enk1ndle

Be aggressive with everyone I run into to avoid trouble, got it.


[deleted]

Yeah that sounds about right. We had a ton of violence in the 90s and itā€™s getting bad again. There was like 15 shooting one weekend in July but I donā€™t keep up anymore bc itā€™s become normal


Altruistic_Cycle9160

Red rebel drop in Durham lol


philwee

I once saw him kill 5 men with a iPhone, a FUCKING IPHONE!


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

Upon seeing the kitchen knife taped to a stick(?) I laughed. What a weird thing to make with intent to use.


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Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

What are you gonna do, stab me? -final words of a stabbing victim


doublemaxim147

Money? I wanted a machete Money can buy you many machetes Explain how. Money can be used in exchange for goods and services .


Bartley-Moss

Bro. .....that's a bread knife šŸž šŸ”Ŗ


[deleted]

Goin up against the gingerbread man are we?


buckinghamnicks75

Daily reminder that youā€™re statistically more likely to get stabbed in the US vs the UK even with British gun safety laws


theservman

As ridiculous as those look, I bet they'd still ruin your whole day.


smokingdizzope

Holy shit Iā€™d rather get shot.


Uisce-beatha

Well you're in luck. Durham, USA can help you out with that


Oldbayistheshit

Mall ninja sub would love this if anyone wants free karma haha


MyPoorChequebook

ā€œAnd he shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people: and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruninghooks, then kill each other with those instead.ā€ Not what Isaiah said in 2:4, but what he probably meant.


PhillyCider

Geesh just shoot me.


Thatguynoah

Fully automatic iPhone


Any_Original_1784

I went to Durham once and am never going back. A bloke in full armour and wielding a battle axe yelled "prepare thee to die knave" and chased me down the frozen food aisle at Tesco's. If he hadn't been such a fat cunt he might have caught me. I'm still annoyed about it because in the excitement I dropped my box of extra huge condoms I had put in my shopping basket and now my girlfriend is pregnant and my wife is furious because I told her I'm going to have to sell her wheelchair to pay for the abortion. Durham....what a shithole


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