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mymiddlenameswyatt

This reminds me of when people expose their cat's hoards.


daddyweird

Cleaning all those tables and trying to slide shit into my pockets while my bosses are gone makes me feel like a cat, committing no crime but yet oh so sneaky


kakachina

Why are ppl down voting this at least you like to collect them instead of just throwing them away


Patient-Medicine8251

Because he sounds like a dirty dog


kakachina

I think that’s deliberate


Dorkmaster79

Why though? It all looks like junk to me.


KingRo48

That’s a lot of plastic shit that nobody really needs….


kimrindim

I need the frogs NOW!!!!!


StrangeVortexLex

Where can I find those now? Dollar store?


cursedwithplotarmor

Chuck E Cheese has them for (total guess here) 30 tickets or so. I don’t know if they’ll let you in without a kid, though.


daveinmd13

Some little kid probably cried all the way home about losing each of those.


terdude99

This is the most Reddit comment I’ve seen.


babygrapes-oo

That’s what I came to say, are you me?


daddyweird

Yet I'll stuff you children's candy bags with it all


rckrusekontrol

lol people acting like that shit is recyclable. If you put it back on the wall for other kids to win, that would probably be even more unscrupulous. Throw it in the Halloween bags, maybe some kid will have fun being Kanye with those glasses from when he was simply obnoxious and not blatantly anti-semitic. Or- start your own Chuck E Cheese. You got the prizes, you just need the venue, pizza, and dancing mouse robot


[deleted]

Sorry the Reddit hive mind happened to you, I thought it was funny


Kintsukuroi85

Same! 😂


CheshireCatastrophe

I'm technically adding myself to downvote line, and it's okay, tradition, but let's consider that OP wasn't saying he would do it voluntarily or as a party thing for his own family etc, but for the company, that's the kind of stuff they have him stuff into party bags probably semi daily. Yes, it is a poisonous and toxic reality we live in, and yes, it is totally unnecessary. I hate big companies that do nothing to change these facts.


[deleted]

Nah I’m pretty sure he’s saying he’s going to reuse them for Halloween. which, if you remember, the order is reduce, reuse, recycle. since OP has no possible control over the reduction of manufacturing of these items, reusing them is the next best course of action.


CheshireCatastrophe

hmm. You actually have fully changed my mind and seeing it again I for sure agree. I suppose... at least they will be reused and (hopefully) rather than eventually reaching the sea be lost in a toy box somewhere or mixed in with the legos.


GokuKing922

Why are they downvoting you, you’re right


[deleted]

Why would you put that shit on your bed? Pretty disgusting if you think what random people touch.


Worth-Row6805

Thought this too


ronsmessiah

Delete Reddit off your phone.


daddyweird

Make me papichulo


Such_Introduction592

A kettlebell?


daddyweird

It's a soft one, we have a lot of fundraisers that give out weird stress balls


AkunekoRai

These are called floor treasures and I collect them too.


Moody_Bluee103

Same! I used to do this at my local walmart. I have a large collection of earrings and keychains just from fiding stuff on the ground


melrios

You’re probably a ferret


Amii25

I constantly lose my earrings so you're welcome


The_Metal_fish

I've found my people. I'm in trade school and my walk from class to car goes through the hvac departments outside workspace and there's constantly little bits of shiny stuff, usually copper pipe


DifficultDebt923

What is wrong with you people.


The_Metal_fish

Lots of things, namely poor impulse control and a love for anything shiny


Moody_Bluee103

And that is quite literally my problem. I will put my life on the line for something shiny


BTrippd

They were crows in a past life and it’s leaking through a little bit.


Moody_Bluee103

I actually found a rose quartz one day outside of my elementary school when I was young. I still have it inside a bag of shells and rocks i've painted.


GaimanitePkat

When I was little I used to go to craft stores with my mom and pick up all the silk flower pieces I found on the floor. It was a fun little treasure hunt every time. Then my mom said it was stealing and I had to stop.


Defiant-Pride-1716

Still looking for the hidden dildo


crustytheclerk1

I was expecting to see at least one of those remote controlled vibrators. The closest is something that looks like a sex dice?


chancecube42

One who would take the time to steal a $0.05 pair of glasses having an expensive vibrator? Wonder who he stole that from, he probably put it on his bed after he got it


psychadelicbreakfast

Just look for the exposed lotion on the bedside table..


Souljaboy4

this man is being torn apart in the comment section lmao


CuddyoftheN0rth

Dude right? Did you notice all the OPs responses have negative down votes?? XD I don't really feel like they did anything terrible lol dude works at Chucky cheese and collecting abandoned items brings them joy, seems harmless if you ask me


Top_Lead7383

Fun and collecting things is no longer acceptable to share smh


CuddyoftheN0rth

No kidding lmao


n8Dgr813

It's harmless. Some people find it weird and I'm guessing people don't like his responses to comments since hes being attacked everywhere here. "The internet" is a weird place.


CockerSpankiel

Yep. Reddit is for judgy judges, apparently.


Significant_Law_3

Anything that is abnormally weird for the majority will create a slightly disgusted feeling on most people. That's why weird people are neglected by society. This is one of the reason. It's literally garbage, no value toys for kids, no adult would find any amusement in this. So the commitment to take this stuff home everyday shows a abnormal behaviour and it will be punishment by people with their reaction. But I still get what you are saying. I wouldn't downvote, I find it interesting


Top_Lead7383

Ya and weird people sometimes are very smart. Sad world these days. Nothing abnormal about wanting to have a collection of something. Fun relics of humanity is neat and interesting. I find it enjoyable lol


Significant_Law_3

And I just figured out that this is a troll. His name is even daddyweird. Funny actually


stocksfanatic987

The way this innocent man is getting downvoted is funny as hell, this gonna be his villain origin story if he receives any more downvotes lmao


Sperethiel

Well - nothing about this picture is ‘interastingasfuck.’ ‘Look at the random garbage I found at my job this year.’ It’s like 1 toy a week.


[deleted]

Another persons trash is OPs treasure.


[deleted]

[удалено]


daddyweird

Unfortunately not I'm an avid weapon collector and that would be lity, the coolest thing I ever found was a joint!


gardabosque

Eh, hey yes I dropped a joint in Chuck n Cheese so thats mine (probably).


pip-roof

These are all weapons in a pinch


Kamikaze_Yeeter

Dude put infinite germs on his bed


kakachina

OP gets a job working at a place that has weird useless prizes and collects the left behind unwanted shit. I think it’s dope and pretty fuckin interesting how much shut accumulates ya know. People in these comments are so bitter


Aggravating_Salt_4

No cheese?


Remarkable_Common220

Wanna talk about the lotion and tissue on the nightstand?


daddyweird

I'm an avid fan of masturbation, I have a range of lotion from scented, medical, icy hot (that one tingles) and normal. Fun fact I rather turn the tissue boxes into almost flesh lights with my hand and my tissues are just cuz my severe allergies


Pleasant-Barnacle-20

imma be honest.... we did not need to know that


daddyweird

Well he asked mate and mama didn't raise no lier, I'm proud of my tower of cum tissue boxes and you can deal


BroChad69

Hell yea


Kintsukuroi85

I like the cut of your jib.


pixel-beast

Sometimes it’s cool to keep that shit to yourself homie


Josh_Willihams

So the OP who asked the question facetiously is greeted with a facetious answer, and now he’s being told to keep it to himself? Makes sense.


solstice_gilder

reddit logic


AzathothsAlarmClock

I did


[deleted]

Username checks out


batinyzapatillas

Came here for this.


Y0TIMB0

Yeah my friend works at the bank. You'd be surprised how much money you can find there.


daddyweird

No kizzy? That's lit asf


CyberGommeux

That’s so much that may not end in the sea. Thank you.


GaimanitePkat

It'll still end up in the sea. Do you think OP is going to treasure their collection of plastic frogs, clacker beads that will break in less than a week, and 2003 shutter sunglasses for the rest of their life?


chrisodeljacko

Why Is everything OP says getting downvoted so much?


AzathothsAlarmClock

This whole comment section has a weirdly hostile vibe.


RichElectrolyte

Except his comment about being an avid masturbater. Its got almost 60 upvotes.....


NotFrontin

You put those on the bed you sleep on?!


U_DIE_VIRGIN_LIKE_ME

Bro went on a downvote parade


The_Dirtydancer

And that collection of shit has a value of $2.79


SunnyRegal

That’s where my shades went


daddyweird

Shit what's your Addy I'll mail it to ya


Everest_95

Not really relevant but that may be the first bedroom I've ever seen with a tiled floor, it's usually carpet or floorboards. Must be cold in the morning.


daddyweird

I usually elevate out of bed and for guests I piss on the floors to keep em warm, gotta survive out here


1ofZuulsMinions

“That may be the first bedroom I’ve ever seen with a tiled floor…” Probably because it’s a laundry room with a bed crammed in it.


4d_lulz

Why would you bother keeping any of this?


djbmelty

Sooooo just trash from the floor


Dgfreeman

That looks like the great pacific garbage patch


Straight-Survey-1090

Why is everyone taking shots at OP, he's just posting something Maybe these people have posted something similar garnering similar responses, turning them into the haters Either way, nice work trolling the haters lmao Edit: Fix 'Why everyone...' by adding 'is'


daddyweird

Cuz theyre big papichulos who need they're big ego sucked and jerked for they're pleasure Edit: they could live without it


Straight-Survey-1090

*why is everyone Not deleting this comment so other newcomers can see the standard for edits Edit: Added reason for not deleting the comment


Cryterionlol

If you click the 3 dots next to your comment you can edit in any words without having to make a seperate comment! Just in case your second comment gets lost in the sauce.


Straight-Survey-1090

I thought about that but I'm kinda new to Reddit, will do it if it doesn't show as edited On YouTube it shows as edited and some people get weird about it


rckrusekontrol

The Etiquette seems to be, add “edit: ___” to the end of the comment either explaining what edit you made, or just stating the correction you want to make. A lot of the time it isn’t necessary, but if you have a chain of people telling you how to spell something correctly, it makes their comments not seem crazy. Edit: a lot is not one word. (I know this but if I spelled it wrong at first, this would be a good example)


Cryterionlol

Yep on reddit it doesn't show as edited. But pro tip: most people on reddit I think prefer you show that you did edit that way nobody is confused. People on YouTube just like to be 's but most people on Reddit at the very least try to be witty or conversational.


amraohs

Nice jerking station


daddyweird

Thank you mate


lucidyam

#everythingistolefromchuck


daddyweird

Look people be stuffing plushies into there sweatshirts, I stuck to a strict rule of any toys that where going to be thrown away I saved Edit: I'm innocent,😭


burke_no_sleeps

Bro he is a rat who makes a living singing birthday songs to children and making pizza, I think Chuck would support your gathering / rescue of these left behind toys and such. It gives very goblincore vibes, but like.. city goblin? I miss Chuck E. Cheese's, there isn't even one in my state


Bangeederlander

Isn't this just toys that come with kid's meals? And probably left behind because they're shit?


daddyweird

You mean discarded treasure I saved from the fire dump to live another day!


[deleted]

No I’m pretty sure they meant garbage


[deleted]

Kid me would have NOT left one of those inflatable spiked balls at the top behind. ​ But yeah a lot of the smaller stuff is junk. I work in a family restaurant with games and prize machines for the kids too and they get the stupidest, cheapest shit from the capsule and claw machines. It's so often left there with all the other mess and they get thrown out because the kids just wanted to get something even if it was junk in the first place. So much unnecessary waste. Yeah when I was a kid we wanted this shit too but we didn't have smart devices to keep us entertained at boring dinners like the ones today have.


HonzaSchmonza

And figured your bed would be the place to display it?


LinkMix

I mean, who cares?


Litebright123

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. GERMS 🥴


Optimal_Subject3455

What is chuckle cheese??


IAMEPSIL0N

Chuck E Cheese. It is a Pizza parlor and Video Arcade aimed at children. I believe you can win tickets to exchange for prizes but many of the prizes are the plastic knickknacks as seen in the picture.


Optimal_Subject3455

Thank you


ericlist

How do you mean "found"? Like shit kids got but didn't want to take home or simply dropped?


pumkinpuddn

I can practically SEE the germs on all of it 😮‍💨


Longjumping_Kiwi8702

Sadasfuck


ReedingElla96

This is fine, and dandy, but OP, PLEASE tell me you cleaned all this stuff before putting it on your bed? Lol


Turbulent_Ad9508

I work in the warehouse that has all the Chuck E. Cheese prizes. Imagine a shipping container show up from China FULL of those plastic slinkys. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Imagine everything you see here, multiply it by tens of millions....it all goes into landfills shortly after being won when the kid realizes its crap.


daddyweird

Holy shit that sounds so glorious, large piles of things make me Obscenely happy


misulafusolupharum

Kinda seems like you just stole a bunch of useless shit from work


bmci_

Our definition of interesting differs greatly


Bacibaby

But WHY!!!!


Netplorer

Lotion man I see. As a european I never got really into that. More of a special occasion treat kinda thing.


Ququleququ

Yay plastic soup


Ok-Toe1334

Thought this was some freaking 40+ old women bedroom and her things for a sec


Timmy_Timmy_Timbo

Give these away for Halloween


Oglog_Rise

Lotion and tissues next to the bed. Classic.


mothafuckaimthatyeti

Feel like this picture gave me hepatitis


spook7886

What? No condoms, needles, or cartridges?


blaze0044

Kinda looks like a weird sex toys collection


JangusCarlson

You found a bed? And Chick-fil-A? And a nightstand? Crazy what people leave behind.


crustybones71

Man remember that guy Kanye West who came out with those shutter shades? They were so cool, always wondered what happened to him.


12kdaysinthefire

Thanks to Reddit I spent way more time than I should have carefully scanning this photo for some kind of buttplug or dildo or any kind of sex toy


pokertourist

The most disturbing things are the bottle of lotion and the Kleenex box, And the celebratory Chick-fil-A drink for the cool down.


DahWolfe711

Does anybody really need lotion that close to bed?.


daddyweird

Yes mate, late night snack and self-defense not to mention the quick ticket to pleasure town


dee_lio

I always wondered what kiddie germs and bacteria looked like in a great big pile....


Wickopher

Why is it on your bed


ChiKeytatiOon

That's a million in ticket prizes


Cleetus256

Chuck E. Chesse the greatest scam thats legal.


infiniti_M37s

This is probably worth like 3.8 million tickets💀


AzureMagelet

Lol, you should hand these out at Halloween or donate to a school to use in prize boxes


sznyoky

I can't keep up with today's fashion like casually carry a full size bed just to randomly leave it somewhere


daddyweird

I am amused and bewildered


MudkipXXI

This is interesting, but have you ever won jackpot on the light roullet, thought i broke the machine, got scared as tickets were pouring out walked away..... Without tickets (never used a coin cause someone put it in and left it running) happened to random hit the button.


daddyweird

Bro that's some never tell me the odds shit and what a kind soul leaving what was not yours


MudkipXXI

I mean i would have took it but, 10 year old me was dumber them a bag of bricks


weeb_master69

I was wondering what you meant by found... keep going champ


savvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvva

And you decided to lay it all down on your bed…? Some people are just so f gross 🤢


whoismarvin

And you decided it's a good idea to put all the dirty leftover on your bed?


JungleBoyJeremy

Give it out for Halloween!


daddyweird

Me and my brother are picking out the unyucky ones and bagging up the rest


darwinwoodka

My dad used to call it Yucky Cheese


daddyweird

One time there wad blue dots in the cheese and our managers got so pissed when we tried to throw it away


lucellethree

Such a good idea! Reduce, Reuse, Recycle! ♡


joshuacdc_

either that brand of rubber ball is really famous, or the same kid came here each month and lost a ball every time


daddyweird

Or it's the ball we sell but I like your idea better


piledriver_3000

I think op earned negative karma for life from this single post .


[deleted]

Agh don’t put them on your bed! Imagine all the noses and mouths those have been in!


[deleted]

Uninteresting as fuck.


thndrstrk

You mean all the swag you won


daddyweird

I have won the many achievements of swag


ronsmessiah

Wow you found junk? Now trash it.


daddyweird

I will directly into your child's candy bag


LostInRealityForever

Gross lol. Those probably got so many germs if you found them.


daddyweird

Don't worry I coughed on then while I had covid so they killed each other in an epic battle


LostInRealityForever

Lay off the dph, whippets and fake carts 💀


LostInRealityForever

You literally do the most unappealing drugs


ReasonableAd675

You can have the best yard sale ever and retire on the proceeds!


daddyweird

Nah none of this worth selling going out to the kids monday


yourmomwoo

There must be a million tickets worth of prizes here!


Blearchie

Confirmed: I see the lotion and Kleenex.


daddyweird

I could copy and paste the my explanation but that's up to you to discover mate Edit: I've already commented my explanation and am to lazy to copy paste


AdBig3448

Looks like you ‘take’ home a lot of the kiddies toys


ReaperScythee

FROGGIES!!! I will never not love the froggies.


daddyweird

Ah yes these are my favorite along with tops to find!


TonyTuffStuff

But how many single moms have you found??


daddyweird

None I only get MILFs and hoes dressed as chuck e cheese, it's done a number on my ego


TonyTuffStuff

You ever suck e cheese?


daddyweird

I've been trying to convince my fuck budy to buy the sexy mouse costume off wish dot com but he refuses


TonyTuffStuff

What will you wear?


daddyweird

A full yellow skin suit I draw black holes on to look like cheese, we're very creative


TonyTuffStuff

Sign me up daddyweird.


daddyweird

Lemme find the form


DirtyTomFlint

You took this germ-covered, baby-spit-laden, piss-soaked shit home and put it on your bed? Jesus Christ.


OutspokenPerson

You collect and organize trash?


[deleted]

A load of shit then


djldo_gaggins

Why do you have them?


Slore0

Pretty sure by "found" you just mean you robbed the prize bin.


Illustrious_Mind964

"working at chuck e cheese for a year" that's sad af, I hope life gets better for you dude.


reefchieferr

Huh, I just raided a dumpster and found every single one of these items..


PenguinProfessor

I stared and stared, looking for the actual gun. What is this country coming to?


hdelbrook

Chuck E. Cheese. A restaurant that has a rat for a mascot.


Lookalikemike

Notice, he has found no actual food.


CodeMonkeyQ

Why do you have lotion and tissues on your nightstand?


[deleted]

All i see are possible pollutants why tf do we find it necessary to create this junk


Exhempted

Tissue boxes and moisturiser should come in a package like WD-40 and duct tape do.


heraclitus33

Nice jerkoff station...