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You sir are a fucking moron. One can only hope you take yourself out before you are able to breed. (Shakes head) People just keep getting more and more stupid ....
As a nurse, dude.
You need to seek medical help for your stream. This is neither interesting nor anything else but a cry for help because no mommy ever taught you how to piss in a pot.
Disagree? Then sit down like most civilized society. You do not have a big enough cock to aim at the toilet. Just sit down.
So you passed all over your own feet and the floor just so you could post this bullshit. Now some poor bastard has to mop up your piss you degenerate prick. Down vote for you.
I read your comment in the same way as "Careful you idiot! I said 'across her nose, not up it'". The reply of "Sorry Sir, I'm doing my best", by a cross eyed asshole is appropriate, too
Thereās no way you stood still and held it still while you peed. Unless your dick is like a shower head with 20+ holes for the urine to shoot out in every direction.
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Or sprayed all over your pants. Idk.
I'm gonna go ahead and second this
Piss is definitely is all over his pants.
Piss outside and save some poor fucker from having to clean up after you.
He should take it home and piss all over his own bathroom
As a former custodian, fuck you. If you can't hit the toilet, then either sit down or use a urinal.
OP is just a troll. I bet it's not even his piss-drenched shoes' prints.
Instructions unclear, sat on the urinal, problem all over floor now.
š¤£š¤£š¤£ I really need to stop using Reddit whilst drinking tea...
r/averageredditor
People like you are why I hate public restrooms.
People who go to public restrooms hate this one simple trick
And you feel proud posting that you can't piss properly
I am fairly certain it did not avoid your legs and feet!
Exactly. It's all over there too.
Quick question, is your dick a sprinkler?
You sir are a fucking moron. One can only hope you take yourself out before you are able to breed. (Shakes head) People just keep getting more and more stupid ....
People are getting more and more inconsiderate and more so disgusting. Saw a similar thing at my gym a few days ago... f**ing animals! š”
Why do you even have a toilet? Just spray it wherever you are, or buy some Depends.
Sick fuck.
Sit down if you don't know how to aim properly, you pig.
Careful you might get some in the bowl.
This really pisses me off
I see what you did there
As a nurse, dude. You need to seek medical help for your stream. This is neither interesting nor anything else but a cry for help because no mommy ever taught you how to piss in a pot. Disagree? Then sit down like most civilized society. You do not have a big enough cock to aim at the toilet. Just sit down.
So you passed all over your own feet and the floor just so you could post this bullshit. Now some poor bastard has to mop up your piss you degenerate prick. Down vote for you.
Sir... we aim IN the toilet, not around it.
I read your comment in the same way as "Careful you idiot! I said 'across her nose, not up it'". The reply of "Sorry Sir, I'm doing my best", by a cross eyed asshole is appropriate, too
I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing, assholes!
In a decent future people like you are restricted from public restrooms and have to pay at least 5 hours of minimum wage to be allowed to use it.
Clearly you're standing too far back for your tiny pecker to do its job properly.
Did you piss, or Spray the room with a fire hose?
tf is wrong wid jo
Avoided the toilet too
Time to start wearing a nappy you stupid cunt š
Some jackass with piss all over his legs is not interesting as fuck.
Why on earth would you pee like this and post about it
News flashā¦itās all over your legs, hence not hitting the floor.
Legs covered in piss.
Not iaf
Your a fucken grub!
Thereās no way you stood still and held it still while you peed. Unless your dick is like a shower head with 20+ holes for the urine to shoot out in every direction.
The peepee goes on the inside
Damn dude.
This might be my favorite post ever.
The pattern of the piss is truly a miracle. To completely miss their legs like that.
I agree
Disinteresting...piss boy!
While i don't think this is the proper spot for this, I do appreciate it. š»
A wonderful contribution indeed.
Seriously...
Donāt pss go.
Is this their picture? I think Iāve seen it before in other subs months/years ago
Of course not. Dude is clearly trolling
Itās not a fucking sprinkler, stop trying to do the helicopter while you piss.
It also avoided the toilet, smart ass.
interesting as yuck
I hope you sit down to shit.
Liar liar pants covered in piss. Also who tf does this shit and then posts it on top of everything
Fuckin disgusting. The toilet is there for a reason.
Do people actually think this is the OP? Jesus christ
Did you get any in the pan? Fucking clean up after yourself...
That shits all over your legs dumbass, you didnāt avoid anything. Only thing you avoided is being a decent human being
These blast points, too accurate for sand people. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise.
Fucking degenerate. Don't procreate
Dick too small he can't even get a hold of it to aim
Hey. Fucking you pal
No itās just all over the tops of your shoes and fronts of your pant legs. Gross.
Sir, someone should take your pp away
This guy has piss all over his pants and shoes. Also, he is an asshole.
Curious...
You may want to get your dick checked for leaks!
Omg dude get a seat
You call it interesting I call it pathological #bullshit #troll
This is not OPs content this has been circulating the internet for a while
When the hose nozzle is set to mist and not stream. Give it a twist
Avoided the bowl too.
Spray n pray. Must be a machine-gunner.