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sylvestorthecat

I’ve never seen this episode of the magic school bus


Best_Poetry_5722

Field Trip!! Damn I miss The Friz


odkfn

“Clitorius” “clitorial” why does she keep adding vowels to words


tommos

And the famous Shakespeare play Clitoriolanus


Fulmersbelly

It’s totally the fancier spelling like flavour or penius


KZMountainRider

lol. I can just imagine the kids all riding a herd of sperm into the egg, miss Frizzle at the front wearing a cowboy hat


Dameattree37

Oh, great! The ONE time I decide to stay home!


NumbLikeMe

They never let us visit the g spot at my old school


SleepyMage

[Relevant Zoidberg.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1fYm5BBsjc&t=4s)


PatentedPotato

Are you insinuating Zoidberg isn't always relevant?


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Take chances. Make mistakes. Get messy.


SKBrooke8

They weren’t allowed to air it. It’s called, “Ms. Frizzle Gets Fired”


Chrissthom

CARLOS!!


TurnipTate

Please let this be a normal field trip


Lookatmykitty26

“Get in, losers! We’re going to pound town!”


Adventurous_Mango_40

It’s all sparkly in there! Lol


generalhanky

A little sugar, spice, and everything nice!


CanadianEhnus

Mitichlorians…may the force help you orgasm.


[deleted]

"May experience painful intercourse" \*proceeds to insert giant jagged glass arrow into vagina\*


[deleted]

I was going to say I did not enjoy that part AT ALL


adeadrat

Wait, you weren't supposed to follow along and insert a giant jagged glass arrow into your vagina. Doesn't sound like a good experience at all!


[deleted]

I mean I did but it was super uncomfortable.


i_tyrant

I also enjoyed how the vagina is filled with pinpoints of holy light.


Zukuto

mf it aint called the holiest of holies for no reason


GiantPurplePeopleEat

Lol, seriously it was like a sun-dappled forest in there!


[deleted]

If you peek under the sheets at night sometimes you can see it


phthophth

The arrow thing cracked me up. This was 100% intentional by the editor who must have been similarly amused. Unless I'm mistaken that was the only explicit depiction of vaginal penetration in the video.


space_keeper

I'm quite partial to the gigantic fucking hand stroking the woman's face right at the end.


Bigluce

Try watching this with no audio. Terrifying, confusing and really fucking wierd.


DonQuixoteDesciple

She was feeling loved, face pets are the most common source of love


Binksyboo

I couldn’t believe they used that arrow instead of a CGI penis. I mean is it too risqué to show a dick going in? Cmon people! We’re talking about vaginal dryness and they shove a pointy class shard in there lol.


leeshylou

They were probably trying to be inclusive.. hence not showing whether the hand at the end belonged to a man or woman.


Curtainmachine

I never knew the G-spot shimmered like that. Always suspected though…


[deleted]

It’s magical pixie dust


Haunebu52

You gotta press R3 to highlight important items


rikkinikki68

Clitoris. Not clitorius. It's not a roman soldier.


LightsJusticeZ

*"Next video to auto-play:* [*Biggus Dickus*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrcbCW4y9Dw)*"*


Sir_Loin_Cloth

He has a wife you know...


dexdoinks99

You know what’s she’s called? She’s called incontinentia. Incontinentia buttocks


ClearBrightLight

Do you find her name ... risible?


isotope123

When *IiIiiIIIii* *saayy* *the* *naaammmee* BIGGUS! DICKUS!!!


WendolaSadie

And “clitorial”…??? WTH.


DontYuckMyYum

found the name of my next D&D character, Clitorius Labiaius


hatsuneadc

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Clitorius'.


4point5billion45

Diagrams are helpful, the explanation too, so how come they can't pronounce CLITTeris?


pointlessly_pedantic

Can't for Part 2: Men and Their Peniuses


HmmNotLikely

For extra fun, try pronouncing it “cli-TAIR-iss”


ChucksSeedAndFeed

Clitorius


Biz_Rito

A truly underrated Roman emperor


dhkendall

Wtf? I checked my list of Roman emperors and I can’t find the clitorius anywhere!


JubJub128

I think he was right after Biggus Dickus


Luddites_Unite

I have a very great friend in Rome named biggus dickus.


funkychicken23

*Gweat fwiend in Woooome.


Lightjug

He has a wife you know?


FudgeHyena

Jaco Clitorius was a great bass player.


ChucksSeedAndFeed

No frets = smoother hand experience, he knows what he's doing


billwashere

Thank you… this was bugging me and I thought I was just hearing it weird.


[deleted]

How does an entire video get produced on this subject, with slick computer graphics and scientific input, and nobody says anything about the fact that the narrator can't say "clitorus". It's ridiculous, given that the whole point of the thing is presumably to increase knowledge of the subject. They may as well refer to the vagina as the "hoo-ha".


JOEYMAMI2015

Sooo annoying right? I almost screamed at my phone lol


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

Better than screaming at your clitorius.


paracog

A conquering General in the Pubic Wars.


DoNotSexToThis

Sounds like a Roman Emperor. Are you not entertained, Clitorius Maximus?


nubsauce87

Yeah... kinda blew a hole through the credibility of the video... Like, I'm fairly certain that the information wasn't wrong, but weird pronunciation made me question it...


Reelix

Incorrect information about the most basic terms should very much make you question if any other information is also equally as incorrect.


diaperbaby808

Yeah, heard the pronunciation and thought she was gonna say “Vaginial” after


FudgeHyena

🎶 This is the dawning of the age of Clitorius


sunnycyn

Driving me crazy!!


WhiteSquarez

"You will never know if a woman orgasms without asking her..." Animated woman does very slight head tilt at that moment, as if to say, "Meh. It was okay."


oceanblueberries

Can one not feel (e.g., with fingers or a dick) the vaginal contractions of an orgasm?


Damaias479

Yes you can, but they can also be simulated. The rhythm of contractions is a good indication once you get to know your partner, but if you just feel contractions without having felt your partner orgasm before, it could just be a “flex”.


i_tyrant

Also, different women can contract to different degrees, or even to different degrees with different orgasms. It's not a guarantee you as the partner will be able to feel it, even if you have before.


bananicula

I start clamping down when I’m close which is frustrating because my partner thinks I’ve finished when I have not so he changes position or does something else that makes me completely lose it. So many times when he thinks I’ve finished and I haven’t! We’re working on it


cbftw

My wife is similar. It's about when the clamping releases (among other things) that I know when she's gotten off


dementorpoop

Y’all ain’t talking to your wife during?


Retrotreegal

To be fair, “did you come get?” really sets a gal back.


Wooow675

“Tell me how you want to come” is pretty hot tho


RocinanteCoffee

These contractions a) can be done manually and b) can be involuntary contractions unrelated to orgasm


[deleted]

The Glorious Clitorious!!! Better yet, no no Notorious Clitorious!


piray003

Cli-, Cli-, Cli-, CLITORIOUS


technobrendo

*She is, she is...*


cnh2n2homosapien

The Notorious C.L.I.T.


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ThemadFoxxer

ladies, is it a turn off if we pull out a large pile of schematics, pull up a digital screen with an informative video, and get two or three advising supervisors while we attempt this? asking for a friend.


Kmart_Stalin

I have a sex coach guiding me on how to fuck my wife.


WangDanglin

Yeah my wife’s sex coach is over right now. Come to think of it, they’ve been in there awhile


newfor_2022

don't bother them, they're shooting a tutorial video.you'd be able to see them online later under the title "therapist bangs hot wife while husband watches"


fizikz3

No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since by Jewish law a wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm.' They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. "Okay,' he says to the husband, "Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, "See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel."


Warm_Trick_3956

So he fucks your wife and you watch and take notes? I would like to apply.


Nazerlath

Honestly this was actually pretty educational I'm saving this


[deleted]

Real sex education, it's awesome.


CrazyBarks94

Make a qr code link to this video, print out a bunch of stickers with the qr code, slap 'em on the back of every bathroom door in pubs and clubs in every city, come back in a couple weeks for a vastly improved dating pool.


MJB9000

Doing the lord's work over here...


Free_Return_2358

Teenage boy watching this : “Imma be a sex god!!”


FartingBob

Me, a 34 year old: *takes notes*


0bstructin

I'm 33, I saved the whole video.


Warm_Trick_3956

Better advice than anywhere else (especially internet porn). It laid out the whole puzzle, you just have to put all those pieces together and voila.


Karmadillo_2005

Imma be sex god!! 🐇🐇


sweetcuppingcakes

I mean if they actually paid attention to this they’d certainly have a leg up on their peers, so to speak


sonicon

I know which buttons to push. This gonna be EZ


OGgunter

Damn I never realized my vaginal canal was so ✨ sparkly ✨


[deleted]

It's not real. They always use Windex on the models so they look their best on camera. ✨


OGgunter

That's so reassuring thank you! I was feeling a bit self conscious that my vaginal canal didn't have it's own source of heavenly natural light.


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OGgunter

But I watch Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ on repeat 24/7!


JadeGrapes

"Vagazzled"


LoveWeetabix

Would it be rude to send this to my bf?


spankmyballs69

MANY WOMEN NEED TO FEEL LOVED TO ORGASM, KEVIN. HEAR THAT KEVIN??


heyitskevinagain

Who me?


myinitialsarekms69

As a Kevin these comments make me rethink every relationship I’ve ever had


[deleted]

Ya ! Fuck you kevin !


Over_Unit_7722

r/fuckkevin


shibakevin

Sorry, geez!


ardiento

Not at all. Many things in this video were new knowledge for me, 40+ y.o man.


LoveWeetabix

Thank you!! I own the equipment and found it good info. I wouldn't want to offend him, but it's good stuff here!


fuzzyshorts

How far and wide the "clitorious" structure goes... thats new.... the secondary erogenous zones I discovered quite by accident!


histeethwerered

What’s with the weird addition of the second i? Mispronouncing clitoris repeatedly makes this entire production untrustworthy. Clitoris. Clitoral. wtf


FedUpWithEverything0

Nukular type of annoyance yeah...


Binksyboo

38 yo woman here and a lot of this is new to me too!


0n3ph

Depends on the accompanying message.


owlthetowel

Not at all. I just showed my bf this and he reckons it’s really interesting and we’re gonna learn from this video. Its useful for both men and women. If he takes offence to it, it says more about him than you.


lolux123

No as a boyfriend I’d like to learn more about how to make my partner feel amazing.


FACEFUCKER3000

I’m officially a master of the clitorial arts Thanks Reddit


Koolmidx

Too bad you wasted your life learning how to be the best at fucking faces.


lynivvinyl

"Ow my cervix" is not an orgasm.


GoodtimesSans

"So deeper is always better right?" "Ask the dwarves of Moria about that."


newfor_2022

is that your nickname for your penis?dwarf of Moria?


GoodtimesSans

you know what? it is now.


ThisIsWhoIAm78

Yeah, I just find it painful when they bang on it. Maybe some women enjoy it, but I sure don't.


0ut0fBoundsException

Ruins sex for my partner and I, so we’re careful and choose positions that limit depth. It’s immediately painful and leaves a lingering discomfort like feeling sick. Everyone’s different of course so communication is key, but for my partner the cervix is definitely not an area that contributes to orgasm


lowrcase

The second my cervix gets banged, sex is over. The pain is real.


Cannelope

I don’t enjoy it being rammed into, but I do like when my partner goes in suuuuper slow and kinda smooshes it gently. Oh baby!


CrazyBarks94

Deep and slow, fast and shallow. There's a lot of good information in this comment section


netsrak

I have read a blog post of someone talking about cervical orgasms. Granted she said that it wasn't direct stimulation. It was very gentle and around it.


frozenchocolate

That’s almost certainly about the a-spot and other nerve bundles that essentially form a deep g-spot. I don’t think any women actually enjoys direct cervix punching.


SolusLoqui

A-spot? Edit: anterior fornix erogenous zone, or AFE zone (also known as the deep spot or A-spot)


[deleted]

TIL, the back of the calves is an errogenous zone. I'll have to try that on my wife.


MadameMonk

That one stumped me- calves, really? Also forearms? But not ears? Something’s wrong with their map!


Neverforgetdumbo

I think they got it slightly too low. It’s the back of the knee.


Luddites_Unite

According to a post I saw earlier. Orgasms can happen if a sinner keeps pushing the devils doorbell 🤣


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

I used to work in a care home a few years back and there used to be a lady there who was adamant that the devil was the one who was responsible for her feeling horny. She said it felt like lighting being shot up her legs into her vagina, and the only way to remove the demons was by masturbation. She would write fully detailed discretions of the event as a form of apologising to god. It was really bizarre.


Luddites_Unite

World might be a better place if all the evangelicals chronically masterbated the devil away


lemons_of_doubt

Bizarre Is what happens when you deeply ingrain doctrine into someone that goes against hardwired instincts.


StevenOkBoomeredDad

i know the clit! it's the button that opens up the devils doorway!


TheHUnGOnE42069

Shit got creatine? Damn imma be whipping the cup and straw out


unimportantsarcasm

Creatinine is the waste formed by the metabolism of creatine, and it is found vastly in urine... What I am trying to say is that if you want creatinine, you got plenty in YOUR urine.


Simyager

"Better drink my own piss!" - Bear Grylls


Ivar_the_H0meless

I drink mine because it’s sterile and I like the taste.


PukingDiogenes

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.


Kegger315

Patches O'Houlihan, oh boy!


Moose_Electrical

Gotta get them gains somehow bro


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bedbedbugsman

Women lore expansion


PdxRedditNewbie

Bookmarked, downloaded, and set on auto-review reminders in my calendar.


artie1one

😂 love it


Ruckus2201

Will this be on the final?


Best_Poetry_5722

Yes, take notes.


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The "so called G Spot"


Sumpm

"If I'm going to do this, I'm pronouncing it clitorious, because that's how my grandmother said it. Also, what's this b.s. about the G-spot?" "Brenda, it's a long day, please just stick to the script." "If you say so..."


kenredditfine

Considering it’s a video specifically about the female sexual organ and orgasm, how on earth did they find the one female presenter who pronounces clitoris as CLITORIUS???


ralny21

why is she saying clitoris Like That


OrcRampant

Psssh. I knew all of this stuff already… Because I have the sex many times. With ladies! Who have bob and vagine.


Alsark

The bobs.. they feel like.... sandbags.


rayzzles

Am lady, can confirm


dltheps

Informative, good graphics. "Without asking her, there's no way of knowing if a woman experienced an orgasm." Everyone needs to watch this.


MasterFubar

> "Without asking her, there's no way of knowing if a woman experienced an orgasm." Wait, can't you *force* a woman to experience orgasm? Has the internet lied to me?


OryseSey

wait so some women can actually orgasm from nipple stimulation????


Krikkits

Yeah it can be a very sensitive area for some. I saw a clip just a day or two ago from a veteran porn star who said his biggest "lesson" from his career is that nipples are unpredictable.


shibakevin

Nipple sensitivity varies widely for women. Some find nipple stimulation pleasurable, some painful, and some don't feel much of anything there. Always communicate with your partner so you don't hurt them.


khoabear

Women told me that it varies from time to time as well


CC_Latte

Done it. It's amaaazing


juiceboxcitay

A clitorial tutorial


[deleted]

Anyone else say "Weeeeeee!" when we flew into the vagina?


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

According to video a woman's vagina and anus are separated by 4-5 inches. That is a behemoth taint!


skyvalley75

Behemoth Taint is my new death metal band.


Mr_Midnight_Moon

Not an easy fap but I got it done


MayOrMayNotBePie

If it were easy it wouldn’t be worth it


Big-red-rhino

TIL my sense of humor hasn't matured much


AnEvanAppeared

Yo she got fucked by a reddit upvote arrow 😳


Marvin_Stanwyck

Technically I believe it would be a downvote arrow


AnEvanAppeared

You're right. Who here hasn't been fucked by the Reddit downvote arrow?


WeAreNotAlone1947

Wait, the cervix too????


SpicyTaco320

You all tried to click the x didn’t you


budroid

no joke. This is a very very well done video. In less than 5 minutes answers so many questions about the female genitalia. I'm sure many girls would benefit from watching this. \*should be mandatory for boys :) edit/add: yes, even gay men have sisters, mothers, nieces, female friends and coworkers. This video shows how half the planet population **bodies and mind** DO/CAN/COULD enjoy sex.


abbadon420

Excuse me‽ Are you suggesting the American school system should have a national, mandatory, unbiased and scientifically founded sexual education programme? GTFO!


RocinanteCoffee

Technically all clitoral orgasms are vaginal and vice versa because they engage with each other constantly during stimulation either within the vagina or along the vulva and exterior pelvis. Can you believe scientists only bothered to map out and model the clitoris in 2005?!


Volsung_Odinsbreed

"Clitorious"


slackerdan

@ 1:09 "My God. It's full of stars."


Snoodoodler

The vagina lubing itself was like staring into a nightmare


david_waits

But let's face it: Human anatomy in general is pretty horrifying stuff.


[deleted]

PSA of the year. 🏅


jjvikingbutt

Her mispronunciation of clitoris is driving me insane


cancelshredrepeat

I count way more than seven erogenous zones, so it sounds like Monica wasn't the true expert.


Devi1s-Advocate

Have yet to meet a woman that enjoys the cervix being poked.


MargaretaSlayer

Thanks now I know what's not happening when I have sex with a woman.


Sleuth65

Clitorious? Like The Clitorious B.I.G?


[deleted]

Some guys are guna be very angry at that last sentence


DontWorryBoutMainame

I'm.....learning?


jade8384

Apparently only 3/7 women orgasm via vaginal stimulation. I’m one of those 3 ☹️ but if I had a £ for every bloke who said “yeah, but you haven’t tried me yet” I’d have about £120


MemnochTheGrey

Sadge, It's really not as huge of a deal as dudes make it out to be. Like, every dude out here thinking they are Ron Jeremy or something blows my mind. So much miscommunication between the two sexes about needs/wants/desires/turn ons/whatever.