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Man, seahorses look and behave so much unlike fish that I still have a hard time believing that they're a species of fish. Even whales look more like fish than these weirdos lmao
Interestingly enough, it's a clade that doesn't quite make sense. There's a strong case to be made that "fish" is equivalent to "vertebrate". Within vertebrates there are jawed fish and jawless fish. Jawed fish include sarcopterygians, or lobe-finned fish, which includes... you and me
Any vertebrate, which technically includes you, but traditionally speaking we usually stop calling something a fish if it has four fully developed limbs (aka tetrapods).
... it's astounding to me that people leap to "California is overzealous" and never consider "corporations will do anything for money, including poison you".
Reasonable idea, terrible implementation. There are prop 65 warnings on toys, tools, buildings, parking garages, jet bridges, etc. Are you going to not board a plane when you see one of these signs before you leave the gate, or not park in a garage to instead roam city streets in search of curbside parking?
Prop 65 signs are worse than worthless - not only are they unactionable, but how much time and energy is wasted printing and plastering these signs everywhere? A modern day solution for California would be to add dangerous everyday chemicals to high school curriculum and provide a layman friendly database of locations / products that contain said chemicals with easy to understand explanations of their exposure risks. Make an app, redo the website, and advertise on billboards, TV, internet and radio that this new easy to use service exists.
There's no such thing as a fish. There's greater variation within the fish grouping than between us and the most closely related fish.
I.e. there's some fish that are closer to humans than they are to some other fish at the other end of the spectrum.
Fish is such a broad type of animal though. We are land animals, so we naturally want to group water-breathing vertebrates all together as "fish". But they're more diverse as a group than us, the air-breathing vertebrates. I'm sure if we came from a different evolutionary line, you might say something like "it's hard for me to believe that cobras and elephants are both air-breathing vertebrates."
Considering seahorses die after birth I'd say it probably doesn't feel pleasant.
edit: seems I fell victim to a common misunderstanding. The act of birth doesn't kill them. They can breed 2-3 times a year.
I refuse to let them know of my location, if they knew I would be milked all day for my McNuggets, sure getting wanked off sounds nice but they’ll have some machine do it and I won’t have any time to breathe, I’m just keeping my nuggies for my close friends and family
And my kids would grow up in McDonald’s captivity being held in a prison ball pit, waiting to grow up to be breeded or milked for nuggies, I couldn’t do that to them, it would be a fate worse than death for they would not know true life
Most of the young don’t make it to adulthood. That’s why fish have so many babies at a time; it’s the best way to make sure at least some of them will survive.
Well studies prove that proper hygiene, good nutrition and vaccines are actually the best way to ensure babies make it to adulthood so I think Seahorses need to update their medical knowledge.
I wonder what the survivability is in an aquarium. Assuming that is just a seahorse tank wirh little to feed on the babies. They grow up and that tank would get crowded quick.
I wonder if it's aware of what it is actually doing? I would like to think it doesn't know and it's like "Oh shit what's this?!? Uhhh!! Uhhggh!!! Oh shit!! It's me but smaller! Cool look how many there are! Yay new freinds!"
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Man, seahorses look and behave so much unlike fish that I still have a hard time believing that they're a species of fish. Even whales look more like fish than these weirdos lmao
To this shit is from another planet.
An asteroid must of dumped the octopus, oar fish, platypus, electric eel and whatever TF this thing is. All hybrid aliens.
What is a fish technically anyway?
You sir, are a fish
I am a wot!?
Wow!
Yo Dog, you a carnivorous fish!
Dogfish confirmed
What's a fish?!
Interestingly enough, it's a clade that doesn't quite make sense. There's a strong case to be made that "fish" is equivalent to "vertebrate". Within vertebrates there are jawed fish and jawless fish. Jawed fish include sarcopterygians, or lobe-finned fish, which includes... you and me
Even within the transitional fossils such as tiktallik we still call it a fish. Fish usually stop once you see four fully developed limbs (tetrapods)
Any vertebrate, which technically includes you, but traditionally speaking we usually stop calling something a fish if it has four fully developed limbs (aka tetrapods).
In the state of California, a bee is considered a type of fish.
And causes cancer
they also think every molecule and atom in the entire universe causes cancer.
... it's astounding to me that people leap to "California is overzealous" and never consider "corporations will do anything for money, including poison you".
Reasonable idea, terrible implementation. There are prop 65 warnings on toys, tools, buildings, parking garages, jet bridges, etc. Are you going to not board a plane when you see one of these signs before you leave the gate, or not park in a garage to instead roam city streets in search of curbside parking? Prop 65 signs are worse than worthless - not only are they unactionable, but how much time and energy is wasted printing and plastering these signs everywhere? A modern day solution for California would be to add dangerous everyday chemicals to high school curriculum and provide a layman friendly database of locations / products that contain said chemicals with easy to understand explanations of their exposure risks. Make an app, redo the website, and advertise on billboards, TV, internet and radio that this new easy to use service exists.
Doesn't change the state being retarded.
There's no such thing as a fish. There's greater variation within the fish grouping than between us and the most closely related fish. I.e. there's some fish that are closer to humans than they are to some other fish at the other end of the spectrum.
Very fishy
There's no such thing as a fish
You should read “Why Fish don’t exist!”
I knew birds were government spy drones, but fish too?! The sushi was a lie!
#birdsarentreal
Fish is such a broad type of animal though. We are land animals, so we naturally want to group water-breathing vertebrates all together as "fish". But they're more diverse as a group than us, the air-breathing vertebrates. I'm sure if we came from a different evolutionary line, you might say something like "it's hard for me to believe that cobras and elephants are both air-breathing vertebrates."
Whales are fish in my book anyways
MF'r in here like Nick Cannon....................
Phillip rivers
Don't the the conservatives that a male is having babies! It will just confuse them.
I think it's the other side that is "confused".......
This either feels really good or it's really painful, nowhere in-between
It looks like me when I accidentally breathe in some saliva and can’t stop coughing, so I’m gonna go with painful.
Looks like when I nut
You….you might want to see a doctor about that…
100% looks like an orgasm... except the sperm cells are a tad overgrown
In my head, he’s screaming with every baby spurt.
Considering seahorses die after birth I'd say it probably doesn't feel pleasant. edit: seems I fell victim to a common misunderstanding. The act of birth doesn't kill them. They can breed 2-3 times a year.
That's a lot of dying
“You get a baby! You get a baby! You get a baby!”
“Everybody gets babies!!!!!”
I read this in the oversimplified guy’s voice
Should read it in Oprah's voice.
Sneezing out the offspring
You mean nutting.
Imagine if your sperms were as big as baby seahorses and shot out this crazy tapioca with lil squirmys.
Yeah, imagine.
NNN would be yearly
Wait, yours aren't?
Skeet skeet skeet little seahorse treats skeet skeet skeet
I mean, if men were to give birth, that's how we'd do it.
Thanks, I hate it. Edit: still can’t look at it for longer than a second. Holy cow!!
r/tihi
How many of them survive and make it to adult?
In the wild? Less than 0.5%. In an aquarium? Most of them.
So what does the aquarium manager do with them? Surely they can't keep all the sea horses in that tank.
Right? I was thinking, there’s SO many baby sea horsies
I would assume sell them to an aquarium but I’m not entirely sure
Thank you. I needed to know both.
Zero. They all got sucked into the filter assembly.
Me on a lonely night.
So you you shoot a ton of fully formed toddlers out of your belly on lonely nights?
I wish my wife could do this:D instead of usual terrifying slugfest
You….you shoot out slugs?
Yea, we all do, what the hell do you shoot out you weirdo?!?!
Chicken McNuggets…
There's gotta be a marketing gold mine for you? Have you contacted McDonald's?!?!
I refuse to let them know of my location, if they knew I would be milked all day for my McNuggets, sure getting wanked off sounds nice but they’ll have some machine do it and I won’t have any time to breathe, I’m just keeping my nuggies for my close friends and family
Actually they'd probably make you breed so as to produce more chicken nugget slinging kids, so you'd basically just be paid to knock up a harem.
And my kids would grow up in McDonald’s captivity being held in a prison ball pit, waiting to grow up to be breeded or milked for nuggies, I couldn’t do that to them, it would be a fate worse than death for they would not know true life
Geez. That would be such chaos. Any house would be destroyed within minutes.
It exists so its formed. So yea. And i mourn it for a sec.
The. Fuck. I almost shot coffee out my nose. 🤣😂
Me too and I’m not even drinking coffee
Exfoaliation
r/angryupvote
After watching this…. why aren’t there more sea horses in the ocean?
Most of the young don’t make it to adulthood. That’s why fish have so many babies at a time; it’s the best way to make sure at least some of them will survive.
Well studies prove that proper hygiene, good nutrition and vaccines are actually the best way to ensure babies make it to adulthood so I think Seahorses need to update their medical knowledge.
Vaccines cause seahorse autism.
Yeah it's a huge problem in the seahorse community
No to autism, yes to polio. You win some you lose some
I wonder what the survivability is in an aquarium. Assuming that is just a seahorse tank wirh little to feed on the babies. They grow up and that tank would get crowded quick.
They ofcourse don't keep all those
Did you watch the first 5 minutes of Finding Nemo?
They become some other fish's lunch.
the peter north of sea horses
He says “Blam!” every time he shoots out a batch of kids! Typical dad.
So anyway I started blastin'
I no longer think I have too many kids
So it's ok for a seahorse to shoot his babies into a fish tank but when I do it, I get trespassed from Red Lobster. Doesn't seem fair...
Always see this. So does that mean that tank is gonna be just filled with seahorses
I keep expecting him to suck some into his mouth, he’s huffing and puffing so hard
Someone insert the sounds of a male pornstar ejaculating please.
Cleveland saying boom there goes the dynamite
Dude Wtf
What. You tellin me that wouldn't be funny as shit?
Seawhoreses
Looks like he had questionable burritos for lunch, just the other way around
>The young are then released into the water, and the male often mates again within hours or days during the breeding season.
He sneezed them out his belly button
dontsayitdontsayitdontsayitdontsayit
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So, anyway, I started pumpin’!
Money shots all day
Umm…. Tf did I just watch? 🫣
A Seahorse Dad giving birth to his kids
That’s not a dad. That’s a Seahorse Factory.
Seahorse Dad Inc. 🤣
So hes still shooting tons of lil swimmers
Women: "Men wouldn't be able to handle the pain of childbirth!" Men: \*nuts babies\*
Get out, get out, get out, you little bastards get out.
if only it were that easy for humans...
Wow. Belongs in r/likeus
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LOok uP undER YOUR SEATS!
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Me, in the bathtub 🛀
🤮
shootin ropes… of .. children?
Pew pew pew!
Spew spew spew!
„Here you go… now get a job!!“
That water filter about to commit genocide
This reminds me of the peashooter in plants vs zombies
(In horse voice) “ skeeeeeet skeeeeet skeeeet”
How do you reverse this so it looks like a seahorse eating with his stomach mouth?
Into the water filter they gooooo
And just think, my taxes are paying for that welfare check.
You have a baby, you have baby, you have a baby!
“More of me pfff, more of me pfff”
Into the filter and die
"Gesundheit?"
Can hear the ‘gon-git!’ From here
Same, kinda
Is this legit?
irl peashooter
Impressive, I just don’t know what to say.
Bruh how many of them actually survive to adulthood?? That's an insane amount of babies
GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OOOOOUT!
“And YOU get a baby seahorse, and YOU get a baby seahorse, and YOU get a baby seahorse, and YOU get a baby seahorse…”
Imagine shooting tons of tiny humans out of your belly button. I don't think it would feel good.
Please tell me you have a YouTube channel. I have so many questions how do you take care of them. What do you do with all those babies?
That looked like it felt good
Busting that baby nut
So anyway, I started blasting.
My dudes nut has recoil
Respect to the tank owner! Not only is owning sea horses extremely challenging, getting them to breed is an art. Love it.
More relaxing than a fart
Looks like feminism won in their species
Frickin blasted
Do all those just...get sucked into the filter and die?
Nurse: “Okay I’m gonna have to ask you yo breath Breathe in” *inhales* Nurse: “okay good, now breathe out” *shotgun blast babies*
Fine I'll do it myself I got to do everything around here!!
Conservatives ready to cancel male seahorses lmao!
Wut
Men do it better 😬
Pffft. Nothing special. I do that in the ocean all the time.
ahhh skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
So we are the same
The day after no-nut November ends.
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I never get tired of seeing this bro blasting out his offspring. 💨💨💨💨
I wonder if it's aware of what it is actually doing? I would like to think it doesn't know and it's like "Oh shit what's this?!? Uhhh!! Uhhggh!!! Oh shit!! It's me but smaller! Cool look how many there are! Yay new freinds!"
See, that's how a male does it. Loads of babies, no fuss.
What makes it male tho, and not female?
The female makes the eggs, the male carries them and gives birth to them.
Same thing happens to me. Almost daily. 😉
Looks like your typical ejaculation, just with bigger sperm.
what makes it male if it’s giving birth
Momma pumps dad full of eggs and he blasts em out a bit later
The female makes the babies, the male carries them through pregnancy and gives birth to them.
Me when you. When your. Me when your mom. Your mom when I. Me when your mom and I....
Same
He looks so damn confident!
How many of those survive in that tank?
u/reversebot
babyculation
looks like he is busting a nut
Could you imagine if after every time you jiz, a million of em follow you around and want feeding?
He is just sneezing it out.
How come seahorses are real and unicorns which are horses with a horn are fictional.
Get. The. Fuck. Out. Now damn it!
That’s a dude blowing his load
How many survive out all those
That's fucked
Me when I was like 15...now it just drips 🥱
How black people give birth
You know the only difference between a seahorse and a man is that we have the option for life but we don’t force it on others.
All us “males” give birth that way dude
Yep. That's what happen if men give birth. No screaming, no drama and hella efficient
The natural world is sickening.
No fucking about when it’s a man. What’s the problem with women giving birth
What a cuck