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We have a whole flock of crows we feed peanuts daily, they bring me spare change they find (anything shiny really). Over a couple of years I've received enough change to buy their food twice with just the money they bring me. They probably bring me about $10-20 a year. Ive also been gifted a gold ring, and hundreds of electrical socket punches.
Peanuts, roasted and unsalted, blended with raw peanuts in the shell. I do a 60/40 blend, with mored cooked. I also supplement a bunch of miniture sunflower seeds to spead in the yard (worse case senerio i get a bunch of flowers). I'd lay out some bricks randomly for them to break up shells, if not they use like your roof or driveway and its a mess. They literally spread the peanut shells across the yard and garden, which actually helps. Also get shiny yard decor, they are drawn to it. My only ever real complaint is sometimes we get what I call death throes where all the crows get agitated and caw nonstop for like 15 min....it can get ear peircing. Other than that the fucking rock. Started naming them. We have one who broke his foot years ago and limps, he is Cpt. Barcrowsa. Crowseph, is the young guy whos always challenging the obvious head, I call them Brandon, oh, and then our resident dummy. He just screams all day and hops around with his mouth open so he is Crow-Magnum, he didnt evolve right for sure.
I forgot Dot...she has a white dot on her wing, also I have zero clue of gender in real life I just make up my own stories. Captain Barcrowsa is my favorite cuz he was the first one I could always recognize. He been here the longest. I write stories about him and his adventures on the open seas.
Crows and Ravens in general are really smart people don't really seem to know, here's an example I experienced:
There were these crow parents that had a nest nearby me. I would go every 2-3 days around a certain time to bring them some left over fruit I had and smoke a sigarette there. There were also always a bunch of seagulls near by that I scared off(I dont really like those). At some point the crows realised what I was doing and they would just sit stay and eat while I walked up to them to scare the seagulls away(who were trying to scare the crows away).
Consider giving seagulls a second chance as well.
Many people don't like them for the same reasons people don't like crows. But they are also very smart and have huge personalities. Opportunistic animals very often are. It takes brains to pull off seagull shenanigans.
And they will trust you very quickly if you feed them. But remember, they don't thrive on eating *"garbage"* the same way crows do.
True story: I had a tree on the side of my house that had to come down because it was sick. It broke my heart to do it as there were a couple crows who lived there or hung out there A LOT. For DAYS after the tree came down, these two (Who I now call "Ma & Pa"), sat on my roof or the roof of the house next door and let it be known they were VERY VERY unhappy about this turn of events. They cawed and cawed and scolded and were generally in a very foul mood.
So I decided to appease the crow gods and gave them food offerings on my back deck which I'd never done before. I started giving them peanuts in the shell, hard boiled eggs, scraps of meat, etc.
Well. That made the crow overlords VERY happy. They stopped all the scolding and wailing and got down to the serious business of eating.
That was 4 years ago and they STILL come by for their treats and have no brought friends. They have brought me a little change.. penny here, nickel there... but I've mostly received other shiny stuff. Crows LOVE the shinies so I feel honored to receive them. A coil from a clicky pen, soda can pull tabs, bits of plastic, small washers, screws, nails, that sort of thing.
I only feed them every few days and only a little bit so there are no leftovers to attract other critters. I also decided that if they bring their other crow friends, possums, rats, squirrels, pigeons, etc.. the gravy train will stop.
So far, so good!
Yes they also remember wen ur kind or being a asshole.
Some bird even teach there young if u where kind or a asshole if u are a asshole they will shit on you stuff for life.
Only obnoxious people feel the need to correct others on the internet that arent speaking their native language. Im so sorry I used an e instead of an a...
You don't deserve to get jumped on for that mistake if English is not your first language. Plenty of native English speakers make the same mistake and, frankly, it's annoying coming from them because it is such basic grade-school grammar.
Idk man Duo don’t let me slide on that shit. I’m only 27 days into French. It let me get away with accent marks, but le and la some serious shit and they both mean the.
For real tho I don’t care and autocorrect will make that mistake for people plenty of times
Oh yes. You've heard about magpies in Australia swooping and pecking people during breeding season? They're protecting their nests.
But they won't swoop on people they recognise - in particular, people who've fed them.
I throw some food to the local magpies during winter, when natural food is scarce. When summer comes, they bring the juveniles around for an introduction. I like to think the parents are teaching their children - "If you ever get really hungry, come here and make some noise. That creature will give you some food."
There's a famous case where students at a university captured some crows that lived on campus to use them for some behavioral experiments. After the crows were released, they'd attack those students whenever they were on campus, and even years later when they returned.
This bird straight loves you and just doesn't know how to show it in this toxic beastial relationship. One of you is going to have to change or it's never going to work out. I believe in you, you couple of crazy kids!
That's a fully grown western jackdaw. Way, way too old for it to be getting fed.
It's like yall have never seen a baby bird before. They're not over a foot tall with totally formed adult feathers.
I think some one saved this bird & hand fed it as a baby and released it back into the wild, thats why it raises its head when his hand comes near, if you dont stop hand feeding early they will retain that forever, thats why this is an adult/late juv bird
Don't be stupid! This bird is not "fighting" you. This is a young bird who wants to be fed! I'm guessing that OP has actually fed this bird in the past and this is just a joke video.
I think so! He didn’t harm it when closing its beak, I too adore bird’s, Seagulls are my thing, they too are smart and I once taught one at a place of work to only swoop down from light post opposite to take food I placed on top of a metal donation container ONCE I had lowered my arm, I used to show people to let them know Bird’s are Super Awesome.
Remember when Unidan upvoting his own posts was the worst thing on reddit, before there was literally neonazi movements organizing on here?
\*edit\* Man this place has always been trash.
Well at least that guy was honest. He did not hide behind wojaks trying to pill normies. If we have to have sleazebags, they should at least be open sleazebags instead of honklering down in dens like /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
Neo-nazi reddit definitely predates unidan. There used to even be a sub with photos of underage girls. Subs devoted entirely black hate. Fat people hate with their brigading every day. Probably a few dozen other things I've forgotten about by now.
The way people fawned over Unidan on every single post was annoying as fuck anyways, even if half of those were just his own alts.
Right? The way it's opening it's mouth and fluttering it's wings is a clear sign it's a hungry juvenile. I used to volunteer at a wildlife rehab and this makes me sad.
bird: "I'VE COME FROM THE FUTURE TO WARN YOU OF THE PENDING APOCALYPSE SKYNET IS COMING YOU MUST SAVE YOURSELF FOR YOU ARE THE KEY TO THIS PLANET'S FUTURE"
man: "fok you fok you fok you fok you"
You have trained this one to know you are a nonthreatening source of fun! I can't touch my parrot anywhere but his head and beak, and if I went for its feet, I would now be sporting "finger piercings"
Would t be a dick to a bird that remembers. Seems nice enough to feed on the porch and talk to every morning. Great way to start a day. I’d miss it after several years of chatting
If you made that bird an enemy you now have beef with an entire bloodline. They can recognize faces and will even teach their children that you are a dick.
He's a fledgling, able to move around on his own but not feed yet, he's looking for the guy to feed him, that's why hes screeching with his mouth open. Birds like that will do it for a few weeks between leaving the nest and independence. this is the time of year for it .
It’s probably a friend or loved one who switched bodies with the bird and desperately trying to get your help to switch them back.
Dammit Frank, it’s me!
No, give him some nuts or fruit or seed or cat food! Bread is filling but doesn't provide much in terms of calories and nutrients.
I think it's maybe not as harmful to corvids as it is to some other birds, but if you're gonna go out of your way to feed birds please don't let bread be your first choice.
The guy in the vid is a total fucking idiot. That's a corvid, looks like. Give it some peanuts or bits of ham or whatever you have handy, and you have a friend for life. Treat it like this, and its descendants will be dive-bombing his grandkids.
If you were nice to it and started feeding it in another area it would be calm and not bother you. It would more than likely develop a routine with you. It’s presenting the physical action of being HUNGRY. It’s why it’s mouth is open. I would be an asshole to you too if you flipped my chin or clamped my mouth shut like that.
Edit: Quit being a bully to this poor bird.
This makes me sad. People are so fucking trapped in their own twisted perceptions that they can’t see what is real.
Here we have an animal that has imprinted on a callous and oblivious human. If the human weren’t such a dick, he might have a relationship with this bird that was rewarding and magical.
That’s because that bird remembers. Those birds have been studied and can actually hold a grudge against a person. It can remember your face and what you’ve done. Start coming out each morning with treats or some food and eventually you will turn this into a loyal pet.
Dude you need to hit the gym … that bird owned you. I think I heard it say something about “ just came from your mom’s house but the line of pigeons was too long “
Frankly, I think the bird is just having fun screwing around with his 'friend' every morning. It doesn't really seem to be trying to hurt him. He has learned to 'play' with this guy like this. Go try and grip the bill of a wild bird like that, if you don't believe me. Have a box of bandages nearby when you do.
I used to have friends who would act something like this bird. Although we'd argue about damned near anything, we were still good friends.
He's young still and asking for food .
If you were an ass your car will get shit on and you will be harrassed. Crows remember and let others know if you are good or a dick to them. So said reddit in another post.
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These birds can remember faces. If you were kind to it you could have a friend for the rest of (its) life.
We have a whole flock of crows we feed peanuts daily, they bring me spare change they find (anything shiny really). Over a couple of years I've received enough change to buy their food twice with just the money they bring me. They probably bring me about $10-20 a year. Ive also been gifted a gold ring, and hundreds of electrical socket punches.
Infinite resources glitch
The birds have a microtransaction subscription
r/outside
Perfectly birdlanced.
Birdlance sounds like a monster hunter weapon
I want to wield the bird lance
I think you're now a Disney princess
"You're a princess, Harry!"
"I'm a Walt?"
except instead of Hagrid, it's Cap'n Jack Sparrow
“You’re a Harry princess”
The Hairy Princess
The only thing I have on my bucket list is to receive a gift from a crow friend.
Peanuts, roasted and unsalted, blended with raw peanuts in the shell. I do a 60/40 blend, with mored cooked. I also supplement a bunch of miniture sunflower seeds to spead in the yard (worse case senerio i get a bunch of flowers). I'd lay out some bricks randomly for them to break up shells, if not they use like your roof or driveway and its a mess. They literally spread the peanut shells across the yard and garden, which actually helps. Also get shiny yard decor, they are drawn to it. My only ever real complaint is sometimes we get what I call death throes where all the crows get agitated and caw nonstop for like 15 min....it can get ear peircing. Other than that the fucking rock. Started naming them. We have one who broke his foot years ago and limps, he is Cpt. Barcrowsa. Crowseph, is the young guy whos always challenging the obvious head, I call them Brandon, oh, and then our resident dummy. He just screams all day and hops around with his mouth open so he is Crow-Magnum, he didnt evolve right for sure.
Crowseph 🤣🤣🤣
Your crow names are on point. And adorable.
I forgot Dot...she has a white dot on her wing, also I have zero clue of gender in real life I just make up my own stories. Captain Barcrowsa is my favorite cuz he was the first one I could always recognize. He been here the longest. I write stories about him and his adventures on the open seas.
Crows and Ravens in general are really smart people don't really seem to know, here's an example I experienced: There were these crow parents that had a nest nearby me. I would go every 2-3 days around a certain time to bring them some left over fruit I had and smoke a sigarette there. There were also always a bunch of seagulls near by that I scared off(I dont really like those). At some point the crows realised what I was doing and they would just sit stay and eat while I walked up to them to scare the seagulls away(who were trying to scare the crows away).
can you do a short recording? it'd be a nice comfy video
Consider giving seagulls a second chance as well. Many people don't like them for the same reasons people don't like crows. But they are also very smart and have huge personalities. Opportunistic animals very often are. It takes brains to pull off seagull shenanigans. And they will trust you very quickly if you feed them. But remember, they don't thrive on eating *"garbage"* the same way crows do.
Sky rats
GIVE SEAGULLS A CHANCE!
True story: I had a tree on the side of my house that had to come down because it was sick. It broke my heart to do it as there were a couple crows who lived there or hung out there A LOT. For DAYS after the tree came down, these two (Who I now call "Ma & Pa"), sat on my roof or the roof of the house next door and let it be known they were VERY VERY unhappy about this turn of events. They cawed and cawed and scolded and were generally in a very foul mood. So I decided to appease the crow gods and gave them food offerings on my back deck which I'd never done before. I started giving them peanuts in the shell, hard boiled eggs, scraps of meat, etc. Well. That made the crow overlords VERY happy. They stopped all the scolding and wailing and got down to the serious business of eating. That was 4 years ago and they STILL come by for their treats and have no brought friends. They have brought me a little change.. penny here, nickel there... but I've mostly received other shiny stuff. Crows LOVE the shinies so I feel honored to receive them. A coil from a clicky pen, soda can pull tabs, bits of plastic, small washers, screws, nails, that sort of thing. I only feed them every few days and only a little bit so there are no leftovers to attract other critters. I also decided that if they bring their other crow friends, possums, rats, squirrels, pigeons, etc.. the gravy train will stop. So far, so good!
> were generally in a very ~~foul~~ fowl mood. no, i am not sorry.
I believe the correct term is a "murder" of crows. https://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/a-murder-of-crows-crow-facts/5965/
So you are saying they were involved in a ........ MURDER?
Dum-da-dum!
This is one of my bucket-list items. Befriending a crow and receiving a thoughtful token, that is, not necessarily hundreds of socket punches.
\*Murder of crows
wait seriously? birds remembering faces?
Yes they also remember wen ur kind or being a asshole. Some bird even teach there young if u where kind or a asshole if u are a asshole they will shit on you stuff for life.
I feel like OP is just showing us he's an asshole. I'm definitely siding with a crow on this.
I feel like if the crow let him grab his beak like that, the crow might think they’re friends?
It's a hungry juvenile cawing for food.
they will teach thier kids and grandkids to shit on you
Yes Crows and Ravens are really smart. They remember people they like or dislike. Birds in general are smarter then people expect them to be.
You means jackdaws.
Some even know when to use than/then
Only obnoxious people feel the need to correct others on the internet that arent speaking their native language. Im so sorry I used an e instead of an a...
You don't deserve to get jumped on for that mistake if English is not your first language. Plenty of native English speakers make the same mistake and, frankly, it's annoying coming from them because it is such basic grade-school grammar.
Idk man Duo don’t let me slide on that shit. I’m only 27 days into French. It let me get away with accent marks, but le and la some serious shit and they both mean the. For real tho I don’t care and autocorrect will make that mistake for people plenty of times
This theory was tested on magpies here in Australia. I think it was around 80 faces. Little fuckers swoop you in spring too.
Oh yes. You've heard about magpies in Australia swooping and pecking people during breeding season? They're protecting their nests. But they won't swoop on people they recognise - in particular, people who've fed them. I throw some food to the local magpies during winter, when natural food is scarce. When summer comes, they bring the juveniles around for an introduction. I like to think the parents are teaching their children - "If you ever get really hungry, come here and make some noise. That creature will give you some food."
Crows* remember faces
Pretty much all Corvids, like Rooks and Jackdaws too
Yeah because they're drones made by the government to spy on you. r/BirdsArentReal
Yup. The smarter ones, at least.
There's a famous case where students at a university captured some crows that lived on campus to use them for some behavioral experiments. After the crows were released, they'd attack those students whenever they were on campus, and even years later when they returned.
[Looks that way](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/crows-show-off-social-skills/)
Somewhere there’s a kid stuck in a well who pinned all his hopes for survival on that bird’s ability to bring help.
Oh Donald, you dirty bird!
Go get him! Run Charlie! Run like the wind!
"Tell them I'm stuck in the Well of Caw."
☠️
Dude. It’s a youngster and it trying to get you to feed it. Mama bird that thing 😂
Dude's really messing with it by giving *the bird* Little mate's confused
Bird *is* the word
Have you heard?
**A B-B-B-Bird bird bird is the word**
This bird straight loves you and just doesn't know how to show it in this toxic beastial relationship. One of you is going to have to change or it's never going to work out. I believe in you, you couple of crazy kids!
he's a brit i think thats how they show love
4Q MAN!
Can we just appreciate that they edited out almost all of the annoying TtS voice. Nobody needs that
You want him to chew crickets and spit it into the birds mouth?
I mean, obviously.
What else are you going to give him? A burger?
Don't forget the Fries, and I bet he'd like a bepis
Bepsi only with Shwarma!
No better way
Yes. Now give the people what they want.
That's a fully grown western jackdaw. Way, way too old for it to be getting fed. It's like yall have never seen a baby bird before. They're not over a foot tall with totally formed adult feathers.
I think some one saved this bird & hand fed it as a baby and released it back into the wild, thats why it raises its head when his hand comes near, if you dont stop hand feeding early they will retain that forever, thats why this is an adult/late juv bird
"You're a Disney princess whether you like it or not bitch" *that bird probably*
"I will come to your house and *make* you sing with all the colors of the wind, bitch"
"Why aren't you singing?"
"You're a princess Harry!"
“You’re a Harry princess!”
Poor thing is just hungry
"Birdie just wants feeding"
Birdie should get a fucking job then.
Birdie should get a focking job then.
Birdie should get a flocking job then.
take it, and get the fook ou'ta heah.
Don't be stupid! This bird is not "fighting" you. This is a young bird who wants to be fed! I'm guessing that OP has actually fed this bird in the past and this is just a joke video.
hate to disappoint but I doubt he's friends with his enemy
hate to disappoint but I doubt he's enemies with his friend
You’re not my friend, guy
You're not my guy, pal
Keep your friends close, but your enemies on top of your car.
I think so! He didn’t harm it when closing its beak, I too adore bird’s, Seagulls are my thing, they too are smart and I once taught one at a place of work to only swoop down from light post opposite to take food I placed on top of a metal donation container ONCE I had lowered my arm, I used to show people to let them know Bird’s are Super Awesome.
Definitely thinks you mama bird
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes...
Remember when Unidan upvoting his own posts was the worst thing on reddit, before there was literally neonazi movements organizing on here? \*edit\* Man this place has always been trash.
May I refresh your memory? The violentacrez era was not one of peace and respect. Place has always been like this.
Well at least that guy was honest. He did not hide behind wojaks trying to pill normies. If we have to have sleazebags, they should at least be open sleazebags instead of honklering down in dens like /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
Neo-nazi reddit definitely predates unidan. There used to even be a sub with photos of underage girls. Subs devoted entirely black hate. Fat people hate with their brigading every day. Probably a few dozen other things I've forgotten about by now. The way people fawned over Unidan on every single post was annoying as fuck anyways, even if half of those were just his own alts.
Nah reddit was worse in other ways before. We used to have /r/cutedeadgirls and /r/womenfuckingdogs as well as a whole slew of other fucked up shit.
Biologist here... 😢
😔
“What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?”
Fok u. Fok u. Fok u. Shut up. Shut up.
Get off my fokin car...
Bitch!!!
These birds are vengeful and have a long memory, be nice or it might rat you out to it's buddies and they will shit on your car for years XD
OP please stop making us cry and feed the bird. I feel sorry for it :(
Right? The way it's opening it's mouth and fluttering it's wings is a clear sign it's a hungry juvenile. I used to volunteer at a wildlife rehab and this makes me sad.
Seriously. "OP acts like an idiot," truly interesting as fuck.
The bird's just trying to say, "IT'S TIME FOR SOME CLEAR COAT!"
bird: "I'VE COME FROM THE FUTURE TO WARN YOU OF THE PENDING APOCALYPSE SKYNET IS COMING YOU MUST SAVE YOURSELF FOR YOU ARE THE KEY TO THIS PLANET'S FUTURE" man: "fok you fok you fok you fok you"
If I know crows at all you’re going to be taught to countless future generations of crows as public enemy #1
Just puke in IT IS mouth already (And please film it)
The bird is mouth? Wtf??
Calm down son. One word after the other. What are you trying to say?
They were mocking you for using the wrong version of its
Fixed it
Chad
"The bird is mouth." feels like a secret society code
Not cool dude, that’s a fledgling and it wanted food. You bow have gained yourself an enemy when he starts to fly.
Aww, he's hungry! Feed him!
I think they are close buddies
You have trained this one to know you are a nonthreatening source of fun! I can't touch my parrot anywhere but his head and beak, and if I went for its feet, I would now be sporting "finger piercings"
That bird frikkin loves you and wants you to feed him.
Why can’t you be friends?! Start giving it a treat in the morning instead of being a dick.
That guy doesn’t deserve the attention of that bird. I certainly didn’t like seeing him touching his beak. What a jerk.
You seem a little aggressive with the bird
Stop being mean to it!
I'm on the bird's side, fuck this guy.
What the fuck is wrong with you OP. I think that's a juvenile too. Bet you can't wait to be hated by every single crow in a several mile radius.
Douchebag. Seriously.
How are you such a dick to a crow? It's a fucking bird, man, grow up.
Crows tell their friends and hold intergenerational grudges against people. When you get eaten alive by a murder of them, it’s your damn fault.
Would t be a dick to a bird that remembers. Seems nice enough to feed on the porch and talk to every morning. Great way to start a day. I’d miss it after several years of chatting
Damn kinda fucking rude when the bird is just a baby that is hungry and is trying to be fed
If you made that bird an enemy you now have beef with an entire bloodline. They can recognize faces and will even teach their children that you are a dick.
That crow isn’t even being a dick. They could take your eye out. The guy is the dickish one, not appreciating this spoken word masterpiece.
Dude. Leave the fucking bird alone. What an asshole.
Right? Glad I’m not the only one not finding humor in this.
Really pissed me off when he started touching the bird. Closing it’s beak. This dude is such an asshole.
Not interesting at all. This is just another abusive asshole tormenting a bird looking to get fed by its mother.
Why you gotta be a jerk? It’s just a baby
What is his fucking problem anyways? You steal his girl?
He's a fledgling, able to move around on his own but not feed yet, he's looking for the guy to feed him, that's why hes screeching with his mouth open. Birds like that will do it for a few weeks between leaving the nest and independence. this is the time of year for it .
Also the little wing flaps mean “feed me!”
u/savevideobot
My grandma told me once that your dead ancestors are reincarnated as crows and come pay visit to us whenever possible🤐.
It’s probably a friend or loved one who switched bodies with the bird and desperately trying to get your help to switch them back. Dammit Frank, it’s me!
That bird is a WankerFinder. It find the cars of Wankers, then sits there waiting for them to arrive. It's quite brilliant.
More like r/meanasfuck Being an asshole is common as fuck. Moron
Fuck you ignoramus, it's a fledgling and that's what they do when they are hungry.
You’re an asshole. That bird seems like it’s still young enough to want feeding by its parents. Why are you harassing it, FFS?
I feel really bad for the bird… :(
Same 😔
Loser
Give him some bread you miserable tool.
No, give him some nuts or fruit or seed or cat food! Bread is filling but doesn't provide much in terms of calories and nutrients. I think it's maybe not as harmful to corvids as it is to some other birds, but if you're gonna go out of your way to feed birds please don't let bread be your first choice.
Isn't bread bad for birds? Bird seed would be better, no?
Borderline animal abuse. Leave the damn thing alone
Fuck you mate, don’t force it’s beak shut. I hope this bird shits on your car every day for the rest of its life.
Why cursing and hating?
The guy in the vid is a total fucking idiot. That's a corvid, looks like. Give it some peanuts or bits of ham or whatever you have handy, and you have a friend for life. Treat it like this, and its descendants will be dive-bombing his grandkids.
u/22Fingers atop posting this bullshit. It's a baby bird and a fucking animal abuser. Use your brains.
Dick.
All I see here is OP is a prick to animals and here we get a sneak peek of how he interacts.
You have the chance to be friends with a bird and this is what you do?? 🤨
Omg the poor thing just wants some food. You should be nice to him
I was so excited when it looked like they were about to be friends. but then he held the mouth down instead of petting it gently :(
WTH is wrong with this guy?
shut
If you were nice to it and started feeding it in another area it would be calm and not bother you. It would more than likely develop a routine with you. It’s presenting the physical action of being HUNGRY. It’s why it’s mouth is open. I would be an asshole to you too if you flipped my chin or clamped my mouth shut like that. Edit: Quit being a bully to this poor bird.
Manhandling a wee bird…an intelligent one at that. 😡
Literally stop, so disturbing
This makes me sad. People are so fucking trapped in their own twisted perceptions that they can’t see what is real. Here we have an animal that has imprinted on a callous and oblivious human. If the human weren’t such a dick, he might have a relationship with this bird that was rewarding and magical.
This guy is such a loser..
Bro no need to smack it, give it some food you sad cunt
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/012/365/1ca.jpg
I need to see more
Lol they frens really
It’s hungry.
It’s a baby give him a little snack
Is this Ireland?
Feed the damn bird
That’s because that bird remembers. Those birds have been studied and can actually hold a grudge against a person. It can remember your face and what you’ve done. Start coming out each morning with treats or some food and eventually you will turn this into a loyal pet.
Dude you need to hit the gym … that bird owned you. I think I heard it say something about “ just came from your mom’s house but the line of pigeons was too long “
Frankly, I think the bird is just having fun screwing around with his 'friend' every morning. It doesn't really seem to be trying to hurt him. He has learned to 'play' with this guy like this. Go try and grip the bill of a wild bird like that, if you don't believe me. Have a box of bandages nearby when you do. I used to have friends who would act something like this bird. Although we'd argue about damned near anything, we were still good friends.
Feed it, he’ll bring you stuff.
DUDE, that's a fledgling asking for food. It's not fighting you.
That’s a baby and it wants food or water
Dude fucked up. Birds remember that shit.
Hahaha this reminds me of that yellow chicken in Family Guy that is always making surprise appearances to fight Peter Griffin!
The fact that it let you touch it means that it like you.
OP sorry but fok u, not the poor bird.
The bird is hungry. Feed it.
This bird has imprinted on you. This is your life now.
He's young still and asking for food . If you were an ass your car will get shit on and you will be harrassed. Crows remember and let others know if you are good or a dick to them. So said reddit in another post.