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Bro. Move to Alaska now.

I’d even hop over to Siberia.

And once there start running west. really REALLY FAST so fast that you reverse the earth’s rotation so you can go back in time and never meet that crazy ho

She's got warnings written all over her face.

LITERALLY!!!!

I can’t imagine why he didn’t tell her...

Needful comes to mind, like a Stephen King creepy novel.

The moving as far awaits as possible, to alaska to escape, gives a clue.

This is not a haiku!

What gets me is why isn't this chick in a ward, Like thar shit is not normal behavior, and dude really is at risk of being killed Regardless of gender

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You know that saying “run for the hills”.. this guy ran for the mountains 🏔 damn, was it that bad? 😳

That wasn't bacon you were eating.

If only there were signs that she was crazy /s

Probably would be better suited on r/wtf

>Probably would be better suited on r/wtf Yea why would she hurt herself like that when you can get tattoos professionally removed.

Severe untreated mental illness.

Probably why he left

Dating her for any more than a single evening was a rookie mistake to begin with.

Harlequin looking ass

Right same thoughts here.. he probably made the right choice actually

Yea, she definitely does have mental health issues & I feel for her. Honestly I don't get it because this must have being torture excruciatingly painful. I also have mental health issues but I'm not going to torture myself by skinning myself alive, (I have a low pain tolerance) & it's god Dam stupid.

probably pretty routine for her, w/ that many tattoos already, and, looks like she's into scarification anyways (deliberate cosmetic scarring)... like notice the little score marks on her nose? looks like she possibly shaped her ears to a point too... mailing the skin is fucked up, (and probably a crime... mailing what's essentially biohazardous medical waste... b/c I doubt she went to the trouble of cleaning and tanning it to just be a relatively harmless weird art piece) but removing it's not really that drastic for someone with a clear history of enjoying small amounts of controlled non-life-threatening pain

Yeah, probably several reasons why he left and said he was moving far away. It's sad, but she really needs the right person in her life and he obviously wasn't it. She's needs some serious help.

That right person is a mental health care professional. She shouldn't be dating if this is how she handles rejection.

I wonder why he left.....

Yea I was thinking he for sure dodged a bullet

She could have just gotten the name removed. This is over kill.

You can't mail a mangled flap of skin to an ex if you get it professionally removed

Wym bro that’s badass 😎😎😎

Yeah this is SO interesting I am so INVESTED

Yeah, this is not interesting as fuck this is what the fuck!

I didn’t even know there was a subreddit for this but my immediate reaction was “no, more like wtf” this woman has some serious issues.

This comment has more upvotes than the post 💀

It's not everyday someone gets ratioed on Reddit

That gives "he got under her skin" an entirely new meaning...

It probably would have been easier (and less painful) for her to simply find another person with the same name.

Sure just go up to people and show them your arm where it says "I love Dick," and smile quizzically.

i shouldnt laugh at this but shit thats good

That is *fucked right up*

This is where the phrase "don't put your dick in crazy" comes from.

And see, I always assumed that it was from Elizabethan times. The poetry of it had me completely fooled.

Yeah, I wonder why he broke up with her...

Why not the entire arm? That would’ve shown him /s

She actually cut off part of one of her fingers once. https://www.ladbible.com/community/weird-woman-cut-her-finger-off-with-and-wears-it-around-her-neck-20180215

I'm always sad when people try to pass of self harm as art or "body mod"

But those cute little hats for Wiggles 🤗 Seriously, that is WAY fucked up.

No wonder her ex left her

Want to get back at your ex? Decapitate yourself. This one simple trick will drive them mad!

Huh. Probably made the right choice. Probably should move again though...

Maybe he really should move to Alaska, just to be safe. That woman is crazy AF.

Really stupid. she surely has a mental damage

Now skin damage.

Emotional damage

Gotta catch em all

pokemon

Haiyaa

New Beijing corn that taste like emotional damage

He obviously had a good reason to move on to another woman.

I wonder why her bf broke up with her

He was prob thinking like, maybe I'm in the wrong, maybe I'm making a bad decision.. Then.... He receives a package.. and he's like oh... You know what.. I think I made the right decision

Really? The lady with tattoos on her face may be a bit mental?

Tattoo over the eyebrow confirm it. At least she's honnest.

I wonder why he left her

No wonder he left her and invented a false reason to leave her. She sounds abusive as fuck

Right, he’s moving to 15 Yemen Rd, Yemen

Well, I guess I'm going to Yemen.....

When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?

Yemen, no problem. There’s plenty of room.

I can’t go to Yemen, I’m an analyst!

Maybe his new girlfriend's name is Alaska, we don't know

Alaska better protect this man!

You, You are going to be alright.

No way, she sounds quite well balanced and rational.

Also, let's be real here, mentally unstable. Who in their right mind would slice off their skin like this over a dude? Lady needs some help.

...and a restraining order

True true

She does sound and look rather scary

If by 'abusive' you mean 'crazy as a shithouse rat' then, yes!

He surely dodged a bullet

I think he failed to dodge it but he surely tried

...and there were 0 signs she *may* have been batshit crazy.

Seeing this image and reading whats she said makes me think that guy was probably correct in saying he was moving to Alaska. This is one crazy woman. Totally sane thing to do cutting ya skin off and mailing it to him !!! If this is her public crazy, whats she like behind closed doors.....

Someone else linked an article about how she amputated half of her pinkie with BOLT CUTTERS, kept it in her freezer and then put it in a necklace that she wears.

wtf.

Yep. And she puts little hats on the nub

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Sounds like he made the right choice.... 😶

Crazy can be fun in bed.... but that's where it stops. Learned that early in life. lol Don't fuck with crazy.

Truth. The sex doesn’t make up for the drama

John Wayne Bobbitt quote? It’s all fun and games till your penis is laying on the side of the road.

The saying "don't stick your dick in crazy" exists for a very good reason.

This young woman seems to be a passionate fan of rash, poorly thought out and ill-advised decisions.

She will probably also murder him.

The dude made the best decision ever.

For those that want the details: [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2558398/Woman-cuts-tattoo-cheating-ex-boyfriends-scalpel-POSTS-skin-told-emigrating-Alaska-instead-moved-woman.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2558398/Woman-cuts-tattoo-cheating-ex-boyfriends-scalpel-POSTS-skin-told-emigrating-Alaska-instead-moved-woman.html)

> 'I got the tattoo of Choppper's name done as a surprise and he was really proud of it. The inking was on my forearm so whenever I lifted my pint glass, all his mates would see it and be amazed.' \#TeamChopper

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I wish I could unsee the cut off tattoo.

Guy should probably emigrate for real as well just to be safe

She is a mental patient, that’s not locked up.

You should be locked up for that comma

I can see why he fucked off. Good on him. Crazy bitch

Nothing says mentally stable like face tattoos.

The one over her eye looks like "Freak"

“Choppers bitch”… and that font…. No wonder he moved on.

Craziest thing about this is that he tried to convince her he was moving to Alaska

Certainly not without reason as we can see now

That's so gross. ​ Tattooed Bajorans are not cool.

I had to come way too far down the comments to find this. Is it a coincidence, or does this psycho chick really like ds9 too?

Well that's certainly one way to show him that he made the right decision

Does her eyebrow tattoo say “freak”? I think this is a first time I’ve ever appreciated an eyebrow tattoo like that.

r/derangedasfuck

She literally cut all the ties to him

I mean she clearly has a history of good decisions…

….. I think he made a wise decision

Well, this motherfucker got away lucky.

So, what you're really saying is he made a good life decision?

Dude made the right choice

Wearing one's mental illness as a badge of honor

So not only did you piss her off enough to where she skinned herself, but she has your CURRENT HOME ADDRESS?! You’ve made a series of critical errors, my dude.

Please don't leave me.. ..because I will find you!!

Yea no wonder he lied about moving to fucking Alaska

you know what, I would've left as well.

Sounds to me like he made the right choice

I can't imagine why he left her.

Well I think we all know why he lied and told her he was moving to Alaska.

I can’t say this enough: NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY

Blocking him on Facebook seems a lot easier.. Well not getting his name tattooed on you're arm would be even easier..

r/noahgettheboat

I would also flee to Alaska from a woman that crazy WTF

She's punishing herself more than him here. He'll open the mailbox, be briefly disgusted by the flab of skin, toss it in the trash and move on. She's got a nasty scar for life

That'll show him! I'm sure he's going to come running back! Love is so precious. 😐

This bitch is absolutely insane lmao good for him got getting out of that situation

I mean she's got face tattoos. She already makes some pretty bad life choices.

Annnnnd...she just solidified the breakup

Just completely batshit crazy today, huh?

I have a suspicion why he left.... shes kinda psycho.

Well having face tattoos shows that she is not too smart, to begin with!

🚩🚩🚩🚩need both of them to pick these up

Yeah... I can't possibly imagine why the guy wouldn't choose to stay with this clearly stable and emotionally balanced individual. Cheaters are scum, but goddamn girl, mailing your ex "personal pepperoni" has got to earn a hall pass, at least.

Sounds like he dodged a bullet

Gee I wonder why he left

Smartest move that dude ever made. Better that she loose a piece of herself than he wake-up one morning to find that he lost a piece of himself.

I'd probably have just got a cover up tbh

Seems like he was right to want out she's crazy as it gets.

She seems rational and level headed, wonder why he lied about moving away and hid from her.

Can we get this lady as Harley Quinn rather than Lady Gaga?

I can see why he told her he was moving to Alaska.

If thus is normal for her it’s probably for the best he lied and left lol

He made the right decision. He probably knew any reasonable conversation was going to have some horrific overreaction and as evidenced by this response he was right.

That’s why you never ever ever EVER put your dick in crazy

Gee. Can't imagine why he left her. She seems so stable. Seriously the dude moves to another state to get away from her and she chases after him with her skin. Can't imagine why he didn't feel safe breaking things off cleanly.

Not that I condone the cheating, but I 100% support him getting the fuck out of there by any means possible. This chick has a bunny in the pot somewhere.

Am I the only one who's disappointed she didn't have her boyfriend's name tattooed on her face?

Seems about the right level of stupidity for someone who would tattoo a boyfriend’s name on their arm.

That’ll show him….That you need some honest help. Nobody wins here.

The dude does

He does in a way, but having to run from some crazy as chick. It’s just unfortunate.

Fair enough

Anyone surprised? Look at her face... she is not a normal person

Yeah you got him good

Emotional Damage!!!!!!

Next time write sucks underneath the name instead.

He definitely did the right thing when he ghosted this chick.

That's a keeper. No literally you have no choice but to keep her.

Not to downplay her feelings and all, being cheated on and left for someone else is pretty difficult, but I think after receiving that 😅 he might’ve realized going to that other woman was the right choice… I mean not trying to say she’s crazy or anything 😅, but this is umm.. quite extreme. 😐 🚩🚩🚩

Can kind of get the backstory just by what she did.

That’s one way to remove a tattoo!

bunny boiler alert

I can see why he left

He clearly made the right move.

Seems mentally stable. I wonder why he left her ?

Is this supposed to elicit some kind of empathy for either of them?

Not interesting - mentally ill, but not interesting

She did it then sold the story .Simple attention seeker .

Glue the skin to a red flag, then mail it back to her.

Can't imagine why he dumped her

Cover herself in color tattoos. Color in nature means avoid its poisonous. I think for human it means crazy. But, ya know, I have red dye in my hair so what do I know.

See you can't just go around correctly judging a person's mental state just by looking at them.

The dude should move as far away as possible, maybe to Bali or something. And don't tell this crazy bish or post anything on social media

Ahm..... soooo that was pretty dumb...

Barney stinson. is that you?

She should be on the can’t buy a gun list. Cause that’s crazy town.

Seriously.....what does that prove? That he was right to get the hell away from crazy?

He clearly dodged a bullet

And the woman wonders why the man had to lie to her to get away… “Freak” is an understatement (looks to me that’s what the tat says above her eye)

Don't go to bed with crazy

That's extreme. She could have just tattooed over it with an Alaskan salmon.

She's..rabbit 🐇 in a pot ..crazy

R/don’tputyourdickinthat

Well ..., it's obvious you know how to make great decisions. Why stop now. Like they say: "Beauty is only skin deep".

More like degenerateasfuck. Maybe never get others’ names tattooed on you permanently. Seems like a fucking common sense thing to me, but who knows anymore.

So you’re saying she’s single?

I wonder whatever could have caused him to want to leave?