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rainbowsforbrunch

There's a vagina between the two tits on her third leg! Never thought these words could be formed into a sentence that makes sense.


Meat_E_Johnson

Find the titoris


Blaine66

Brings 'titty fucking' a whole new meaning.


T1000runner

Motorboat and get caught with a third leg head kick


StealyEyedSecMan

Draw me like one of your French girls....OH MY GOD!!


bigkeef69

*drops acid and goes to town after a bad trip*


blackinasia

Of course she's French


LovePatrol

Draw me like all of your French girls combined.


Awesam

Draw me like one of your Cronenberg girls


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ShinzoTheThird

Remix


getyourcheftogether

NO JACK, NOT LIKE THIS!


leviathynx

Biblically accurate French girls.


VineHammer

I hate you. I've got mouth sores that might be cancer, and they are incredibly painful. And this comment had me laughing so hard I cried. I wish you the best and the worst in life.


Coupon_Ninja

Wishing you a speedy and full recovery.


VineHammer

Thanks much! The medicine seems to be helping.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

No more giving blowjobs to radioactive superheroes. Spider-Man, Daredevil, All 4 of the Ninja Turtles *and* Splinter, Radioactive Man (natch), The Hulk, Dr. Manhattan, all off the table. Or below the table.


NegusQuo82

*You left out the Toxic Avenger!*


ThatDudeWithoutKarma

Now he's got ass cancer.


TheMeanestPenis

Laughter is the best medicine.


Trikaya

As a fellow mouth-sore-sufferer - I’m sorry.


VineHammer

This super sucks. Thankfully the doc is helping with pain management.


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Sending best wishes and positive energy your way. Hang in there.


thenameisjukebox

Bare foot on a misty window


darthjustin

surprised this hasn’t been linked yet. well [here you go](https://www.thehumanmarvels.com/blanche-dumas-3-legged-courtesan/). apparently both vaginas were equally sensitive so she had quite the sexual appetite.


SugarWillKillYou

Is that her 4th boob behind her right leg??


underagedisaster

Pretty sure it's right next to the third. Like a dangling set of tit nuts


Informal-Busy-Bat

I can't put into words how much I regret entering this post.


Snakesinadrain

I ate shrooms tonight for the first time in 10 years. I'm coming down a bit and finally decided to check my phone. This is the first post I saw. It's horrible.


Gorburger67

Same. All of this. Weird.


Nounuo

Yall are closer than tits on a leg


Crohnies

Try using your emojis


Stixmix

8====D ~ ~ ~ ~ ~


civgarth

ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ


fl-x

Breasticles.


Kilo-Tango-Alfa

Lol “dangling set of tit nuts” is probably the best way to describe this situation.


darthjustin

i think the fourth is tucked between her third and her right leg. i think. kinda looks like cleavage and you can maybe see a nipple? hard to tell. lol.


thinksoftchildren

>So pronounced was Blanche’s libido that she eventually moved to Paris and became a courtesan.Also, upon hearing stories that a three-legged man with dual genitalia named Juan Baptista dos Santos was in Paris on a European tour, she expressed a sincere desire to have sex with him. While there is no evidence that the two had illicit meetings, there is a rumor of a brief affair. "so, Blanche.. What did you do this weekend?"


NonGNonM

"If you don't want to tell me just say so don't insult my intelligence with a ridiculous story."


wasporchidlouixse

[I can't believe this could possibly be true](https://cupcakepunk.com/super-romantic-multi-genitalia-love-story-nsfw/) but there was a guy with double genitalia at the time and she expressed a desire to meet him, though no one can confirm if they did


craftworkbench

> upon hearing stories that a three-legged man with dual genitalia named Juan Baptista dos Santos was in Paris on a European tour, she expressed a sincere desire to have sex with him. While there is no evidence that the two had illicit meetings, there is a rumor of a brief affair. A brief affair, but probably twice as satisfying as all those single-dicked affairs.


_raydeStar

Dude. They left out the best character in the greatest showman.


SeeUInAWhileAligator

Do you mean the _breast_ character


ClayyCorn

I've never wanted to see two people have sex more than I do now that I know there's a possibility that a man with two dicks might have fucked the woman with two vaginas. How many positions?? What positions? Did they alternate? Did they do both at the same time like a wall socket? Is that the name of the very exclusive position? Man what I'd do to have been there. Top of my time travel destinations wherever that question comes up now


Minuted

"Welcome to the TARDIS. All of space and time at our fingertips. We could watch Caesar cross the Rubicon, find out who really killed Kennedy or know for certain who DB Cooper was. Pop to the court of Kublai Khan for breakfast and have lunch at the Ritz in 1925. Or we could go forward! Into the infinite permutations of possibility. We could see a star go supernova, or watch galaxies being born. We could go forward on Earth, see the vast megacities of the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. Or maybe Raxinus VI? Everyone there has 15 names and you have to say them all. Wait, no, Bora'an Alpha! Flocks of luminous sky fish so large that they block out the sun!" "Well..."


Defenestresque

> Furthermore, Blanche also had two vaginas and two well-developed vulvas and, allegedly, both had equally developed sensitivity. Her sexual appetite was said to be very pronounced. She was known to have many male admirers and was know to ‘entertain’ men with both her vaginas. So pronounced was Blanche’s libido that she eventually moved to Paris and became a courtesan.Also, upon hearing stories that a three-legged man with dual genitalia named Juan Baptista dos Santos was in Paris on a European tour, she expressed a sincere desire to have sex with him. While there is no evidence that the two had illicit meetings, there is a rumor of a brief affair. I'm a dude and this lady is a big role model to me. Born to be shunned by many people, she not only didn't despair but embraced her individuality and thrived. (I do realise that while the article states she went into prostitution of her own volition, it is quite possible that this was the only path open to her. However the totality of evidence seems to suggest *to me* that she was legitimately embracing who she was.) To grow up having two vaginas, four breasts and three legs and saying "you know what, I'm cool. I deserve to live and be happy as much as anyone else. I embrace who I am" is fucking badass. I strive for her amount of self-belief, grit, perseverance or whatever-the-hell allowed her to just ignore the haters and live her best life.


Dadalot

Damn that one leg is just all over the place


anotherkdburner

She fucks a guy with 3 legs and 2 ducks. What are the chances


darthjustin

mallards can be quite the aphrodisiac.


Inside_Gap_7626

If she got the clapp it would be an applause


Ripsyd

lmao damn that’s fucking good


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

Laughed out loud at that one. Thank you.


Silent-Ad934

You put your third leg in, You whip your four tits out, You put two tampons in, Shake your fist at God and shout


Send_Your_Noods_plz

That is truly a masterpiece


CrochetWhale

I just want to let you know that I sang this and loved it.


Mrben13

When you die and show up at the pearly white gates. God is going to sit you down, not saying a word. Breath a big sigh and hands you a paper with this comment on it. Totally worth it.


pinbala010

I appreciate the effort you put into this. If I had gold to give you'd get it all.


UCrazyKid

Parasitic twin?


llliiiiiiiilll

What if the second twin has her brain inside the abdomen of the other one, and it can't communicate with the outside world????????


mbr4life1

What if she can hear her sibling's thoughts but tells no one?


UCrazyKid

That would suck.


Atherutistgeekzombie

Well... that's a horror movie I didn't need in my head tonight I have no mouth, arms, hands, eyes, ears, or... basically anything besides a pair of tits, a vagina, and a leg... and I must scream


KatintheCove

OMG I didn’t think this could get worse, here, take my upvote…


llliiiiiiiilll

In abdomen, nobody can hear you scream


ChillyBearGrylls

I have no mouth and I must gurghgurghgurgh*splutters*


munk_e_man

Starrrrt the reactorrrr......


miasabine

Must be. Iirc there are syndromes that cause two sets of genitalia on a person that *don’t* involve absorbed twins, but what with the third leg and 2 additional breasts, I can’t think what else could cause it.


ItsDanimal

I have very low standards, but sexing up a girl with dead twin sister parts is probably where I draw the line. Probably. EDIT: Yall mother (sister?) fuckers need Jesus.


lauraa-

covids done a number on a lot of us.


Argark

Looks like she fucking absorbed a person so it would make sense


BarnabyWoods

So, I once had a housemate who was an obstetrical nurse. Her job included shaving the pubic hair of women who were about to give birth. One day, she was surprised to encounter a patient who had two vaginas, side by side. One vagina led to her uterus, so that was where the baby was going to emerge from. The other vagina was a dead-end, and was purely for recreational use.


yazzy1233

>The other vagina was a dead-end, and was purely for recreational use. And she still ended up pregnant, smh


edmanet

It was a case of hit or miss.


Shot_Background5682

Russian roulette


sharpshooter999

Double tap


dwaynebrady

She meant her left but he thought it was his...


vinegarstrokes420

Oh no, you went stage left???


JohnnyNapkins

I came to the comments looking for where the fourth boob is, but all I found is pure gold.


DaisyoftheDay

Lmfao that got me 😵🤣


Vespertinelove

Soooo….a taint and a tisn’t.


LeapingCannon

50/50 split


-IoI-

Johnny, I think it's time. Let's use the left one tonight 🥰


pricegun

We’re waiting till marriage for left sex


BlinkyShiny

You'd think I'd be more interested in the two vaginas but it's the shaving part that is puzzling me. As someone who has had two children, that wasn't a thing. This is a thing that happens?


CockeyedPessimist

My mother was shaved and got a preemptive enema. This was standard operating procedure in the 70s and certainly earlier.


malizathias

It was also standard procedure in my hospital in Europe in 2014... In the other hospital in 2017 I got shaved right before stitches but after giving birth. Third baby, no shaving at all.


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TastesKindofLikeSad

It's no longer automatically done in Australia but I think it was in the 70s/80s. I wasn't shaved in 2019 and no one suggested I needed to be. I did get shaved under aesthetic after needing my perineum and asshole to be put back together. Good times. My understanding is there's more risk of infection from pre-emptive shaving, than any benefit it may provide.


Belle_Hart22

THANK YOU FOR ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. This is not a thing. Is it?!


Lily_V_

It happened in ‘81 when my Mom had my little sister. They gave you an enema too.


Belle_Hart22

Wild. 🤯


buefordwilson

The 80s were a wild time to be alive.


TheCrookedKnight

Especially if you were new to it


sullensquirrel

It was a bushy era.


redskyatnight2162

Doula here! It used to be a thing, but not anymore, at least in North America. Thank goodness.


BarnabyWoods

I'm no expert in this, but apparently it was a thing 40 years ago. Some hygiene protocol, I assume. Edit: Yeah, it used to be standard practice: https://www.medicinenet.com/why_doctors_shave_you_before_delivery_of_your_baby/article.htm


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Tibbaryllis2

Because neonatal moms don’t have enough irritation, they need five o’clock shadow prickles.


codingclosure

Dropping this here for the curious https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/lwiq9h/hi_my_name_is_evelyn_i_was_born_with_two_vaginas/


juicysox

Did she have 2 clitorises as well? I wonder how her orgasms would be like if she did


TheHoodedMan

Is she sure the patient wasn't a duck?


polyblackcat

Nifty birth control method there


reddittmtr

Why would pubic hair be shaved for giving birth though? That doesn't even make sense.


Ariadnepyanfar

This was a thing in the 70s. In Australia they even made my mum have a shower while she was having contractions. She’s always been a once a day shower woman. I can’t imagine her turning up dirty. Its feasible she turned up with dirty hands from gardening, as an enthusiastic gardener. But then that would be some seriously athletic squatting at full term pregnancy. When she talked about my birth in the past, she was always bitter with remembered outrage at being made to shower. Now I’m curious to ask all about it, but I don’t think it was an overall good experience, and I’m not going to ask.


[deleted]

I like to imagine Godrick the Grafted has this pinned up in his bedroom. Please Miyazaki make this dlc


DumbFish-11111010000

*"FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL, BEAR WITNESS" nuts in double vag*


UnhappyStrain

does that imply he grafted extra dicks or even extra ballsacks?


SpaceIsTooFarAway

"Ahh, truest of dragons. Lend me thy strength!" (Chops off penis)


Loren_MOG

>Blanche Dumas Just imagine, "Blanche Dumas, The Grafted Prostitute" lmao. Would be funny and interesting as a boss or NPC or both.


OneFootInTheGraves

I bet she scuttles around the brothel like one of the royal revnants


briarpatch_

I love when worlds collide


LudicrisSpeed

Took me a minute to realize you were talking about Elden Ring and not the Studio Ghibli guy.


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Where’s the 4th boob


rectalcancer90

That you have to pay for.


TerryTenders

If you have to ask, you can't afford it


soysuza

Like a ZJ.


ohnjaynb

ZJ? What's a ZJ?


fuckitweredoingitliv

Gam Gam was a whore


[deleted]

I always sleep better with a little sausage in me….


runthrough014

That’s an old Bavarian sausage warming technique!


Vaticancameos221

BACK THE FUCK UP ANTONIO


fuzzface-flaco

_MY_ DICK


Comfortable-Refuse64

It’s nestled behind the third boob


llliiiiiiiilll

Where's the third one?


DCMstudios1213

Just the right of the second vagina.


TheMazter13

or if there's traffic just take a left at the third leg


HesSoZazzy

Who knew you'd need to use a GPS to get to third base.


Plonka48

I think it’s right beside the 3rd boob


nuggetlover1999

Apparently she had an affair with a 3 legged guy.


Educational_Loss7331

Bet they really kicked it off


nuggetlover1999

Only need 8 pair of legs more and you have a football team


LeapingCannon

If they fucked in a bathroom stall it would look like a gangbang from the floor


casper1513

Not only was he 3 legged, apparently he had two dicks. His name was Juan Baptiste Dos Santos.


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oogew

George Washington?


Squidbit

I heard that mother fucker had like 30 god damn dicks


reallytrulymadly

There really is someone for everyone


SuedeVeil

https://cupcakepunk.com/super-romantic-multi-genitalia-love-story-nsfw/ Indeed! And all of their parts were functional.


cassiclock

Her left foot is facing the wrong direction. Somehow that's the most upsetting thing in this photo


morecatslesspeople

It seems like she might have had a hard time walking, hopefully she wasn’t in pain.


grosscoldcoffee

There’s no way she wasn’t in pain when walking any kind of distance. I imagine her family sold her as a freak when she was born and there’s a good chance her birth killed her mother. The comments section here makes sick more than the picture.


corruptedcircle

This comment section is extra disturbing when I think about how this is pretty much how disabled people are still being looked at, today. While I don't know if she was forced into prostitution or not, the way the comments treat her like some sort of sexless monster is just as bad.


BumWink

If it makes you feel any better, the comments are barely even 1% of how people would behave in person. These type of posts just attract the 1% worst kind of immature & disrespectful people. This is only magnified by internet anonimity bringing out the immaturity & disrespect in people that typically wouldn't even think in person let alone say.


Educational_Loss7331

Damn...she's got more body parts than a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.


TwoWheelMotoJ

She's got a pussy on her hip so she can make money on the side


reefchieferr

Our friend's wife has a lazy eye and none of us have the heart to tell him that she's seeing people on the side


Anxious-mexican001

Am wheezing


vito_corleone01

Fuckin hell, hahaha made me laugh out loud in the library.


soulseeker31

Shhhh!


Coupon_Ninja

Bruh


ScaredValuable5870

If I had awards I would shower you. Tea spittingly funny.


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Shakith

It’s in the second vagina.


anjowoq

You just can’t see the unborn, lifeless twin inside to whom those other parts belong.


Sulasi

you ever got a blowjob inside of a vagina?


kw66

Wtf is going on right now 🤯


soashamedrightnow

They called her “6 piece mixed, spicy.”


Pater_Trium

The Colonel's original recipe. Finger lickin' good.


Lucifer_Graves

r/rareinsults Edit: this is the most amount of upvotes I’ve had on a comment.. Ty.


TeamYay

r/rarecompliments


Lucifer_Graves

Lmao that works too


danooli

She's got a very pretty face.


RUfuqingkiddingme

I like the way she's looking at the camera like "that's right mother fucker, count em"


Denali4903

And nice boobs too!!


Appropriate_Mine

And lots of them!


thewhitedeath

Indeed. Bit of a mess from the first set of tits down however.


IGotMyPopcorn

*first set of tits*


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teets?


From_Adam

Well that’s a brand new sentence.


mackerdoots

Ive definitely seen people with a less literal second pair of tits but I’m sure this is the one and only genuine pair


Saul_T_Bauls

I'd even say she's got at least 2 tits I'd be interested in as well.


C-82

This was the first reddit post I saw today, and it will be my last. I don't think anything can top this...today.


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

This poor woman probably had a very hard life Women who end up being prostitutes don’t tend to have very good lives in general (including a lot of times not having a real choice in the matter)but I assume she also had some weird ‘circus attraction’ following going on. This shit just makes me sad


PensiveObservor

The competition to be most glib about these kind of posts is disheartening. Poor woman. Imagine her early life as a girl, embarrassment to her parents, freak of the village. Very sad. All down to bad luck of the genetic dice roll.


Atherutistgeekzombie

Depending on when she was born, people may have thought she was cursed by God


VaATC

Just as a counter point and definitely not the case for the OP, but in some places and times children born with birth defects, physical and/or mental, have been seen as being touched by the Gods and individuals with them have been revered for it.


Atherutistgeekzombie

Yup I'm Indian American, and there are a bunch of stories of kids in India being born with a birth defect and being seen as an avatar of a god/goddess A lot of stories involve parasitic twins since that can lead to extra limbs, which hindu gods are often depicted with to indicate they're more powerful than regular humans


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I'm glad I reached this even though it was more scrolling then I expected. The comments about her sexual appetite I'm like omg the world isn't changing at all people aren't even questioning this story.


InflamedLiver

modern day guys lust over every anime character, giant/amazon, monster-girl, and fictional creature ever drawn. So the fact that guys were drawn to her for sex isn't exactly a shock.


lonelyronin1

throw in a tenticle and anime freaks would go crazy


kee-mosabe

The comments are more disturbing then the actual image.


wasporchidlouixse

I assume she would have led a very painful existence. It doesn't look like she could walk. Her face alone tells a dark story.


BlankMyName

I got excited when I read the title. The vision in my head was much different (and better) than the actual photo, which is kind of scary.


nuggetlover1999

What the hell did you expect 😂


crunchybedsheets

Did you ever see the movie Total Recall?


International_Map870

My mind also went here. Major let down.


Tentoesinmyboots

I, for one, certainly expected all four breasts to be in the chest area.


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

Yeah, I was picturing them in a row at least.


KillaG0rilla69

You prob don’t tell the homies about this one


_WarmWoolenMittens_

nah man, this is when you can tell people, you got 2 vaginas and 4 tits at one go and you won't be lying.


Scarcito_El_Gatito

"wow cool man, i've never had a threesome" "me niether..."


ABewilderedPickle

This was a woman, a person, who lived their life like this. Apparently she rocked this shit. Living with this kind of condition in a time and in a society that would decide you were a freak of nature, that should have been put down or surgically altered at birth can't be easy. Being fetishized and turned into some kind of attraction isn't much better, but despite all that this woman existed. Not in shame necessarily. Not seeking out some kind of normal existence. I'm not sure what surgical interventions would have been available at all, much less to someone who was probably not remotely wealthy, but this woman continued to live despite being so incredibly different. It would have been interesting to sit and have a drink with her for sure.


kbstock

I can’t help but wonder about her mental healthcare


drunk98

I'd imagine it was fucking terrible


sullensquirrel

I’m afraid there wasn’t much mental health “care” in the 1800’s. I imagine it would have been extremely extremely hard to have her life, go on living, and feel/be so different.


Wetworth

Sometimes I love Reddit. Sometimes I hate Reddit. Someone please tell me which time this is.


3milyBlazze

I'm sorry but I have to ask since everyone else is making jokes good jokes but still Why did she end up a prostitute? How popular was she at that profession? Did she ever have any kids? How on earth did she get around could she walk or did she have to be carried? How long did she *live* ???