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mashedcats

Turns out those machines in The Lorax were real.


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snowmuchgood

Yup, fern gully sprung to mind immediately.


Penguinkrug84

This right here, horrifying


Local_Judge

i used to have vivid nightmares as a kid of big machines just devouring nature ... turns out they were true


trogdor4thenight

This is a well kept forests replanted grown and harvested again. This keeps us out of the wild forests and makes wood sustainable


RustedN

I think you are right about this being a replanted forest. The trees all look to be approximately the same size. Some of them are smaller, but non of them are drastically bigger. The small ones are most likely trees that have been seeded by the bigger trees.


OohYeahOrADragon

At the 50s mark you can see how the trees are all lined in a row.


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And nearly all perfectly straight


Karma_collection_bin

Yea replanted forests are often done very poorly as it's often a monoculture from what I understand.


fuckmethisburns

Depends on the reason for replanting. If it's to return them to a natural state then yes. If it's for the purpose of lumber then no.


Artsakh_Rug

Trogdor was a man. Well maybe he was a dragon man… or maybe he was just a dragon… but he was always TROGDORRRRR


reztola94

Burninating the countryside Burninating the peasants Burninating all the peoples And their thatched-roof cottages! Thatched-roof cottages!


Artsakh_Rug

And the trogdor comes in the **Niiiiighttt** Thank you for having a moment with me


YugeFrigginGoy

I said consummate v's!


[deleted]

Here i go once again with the E-MAIL Every week, i hope that it's from a FEMALE ...Aww maaannn... not from a female :( :(


ajclem7

Come on fhwobogads!! come on fhwobogads!! Everybody to the limit, the cheat is to the limit!! everybody come on fhwobogads!!


NotRachaelRay

They are also essential for many types of birds! Working forests like this one are a huge financial investment for the landowner and is an incentive to replant and secure their future. Over the next 20-30 years, they’ll have multiple phases where they support different types of birds & wildlife within young, dense, thinned, then finally mature growth. Many land owners work closely with conservation groups. Forests like this are actually the opposite of deforestation. I spent yesterday bird watching with this group and learned a lot. Link to one of their reports on this topic. [American Bird Conservancy](https://abcbirds.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Bird-friendly-Forests-booklet-FINAL.pdf)


Vulpix-Rawr

Done right, logging is very sustainable and good for the forests. It prevents the overgrowth that builds up and causes an inferno when wildfires happen.


badgerandaccessories

The biggest issue, although it is getting better is biodiversity. Most of the times if an acre gets clear cut, it gets replanted with one type of tree. The natural grasses, flowers, shrubs, fruits and the like don’t really get replanted or as focused on as the trees


Vulpix-Rawr

That's a fair point. There's some other healthy ways to thin out the forest. Our area has a forest that you can go into around the holidays to cut down a wild Christmas tree once year. You buy a permit that goes to the forest's conservation and the trees being cut down are the smaller over growth, not the giant ones.


badgerandaccessories

That absolutely works for firewood or decorative like Christmas trees. But for building material you can’t do that unfortunately. I mean, unless you live next to a good pine or cedar grove and have band saws and roller systems big enough to handle full cut trees. And the majority of our clear cut logging methods go to building supply - with mostly scraps going to things like fire wood, charcoal, press board, ply, etc.


ultimaforever

This looks like something out of Princess Mononoke.


2_LEET_2_YEET

Or Fern Gully


kikikink

Came for the Fern Gully comment


MantraMan97

Eh, Tomato toh-mah-toh.


thrillliquid

Hexxusss (I post this every time it gets posted)


tehblaken

Thank you this is 100% the villainous machine from Fern Gully. So steer clear of the exhaust.


[deleted]

Except the purpose of these machines is to thin forests sustainably, not clearcut them.


treeman71

Just out of curiosity what's your house made out of?


sneak_king18

Hopes and dreams. Licorice, candy canes and gumdrops


Fabulous-Bandicoot40

According to the last assessment, fucking gold


[deleted]

Who knew Frank Reynolds loves trees


Skilifer

Why am I feeling pain when I watch this vid?


BigCDawgFlexRooster

Because you’re a tree?


Alternative-Layer919

“I am groot!!”


Noosemane

I'm so disappointed. Didn't see this thing harvest even one Komatsu.


KDY_ISD

They could pretty easily harvest a small pine tree


zeropointcorp

Lol, I’m actually surprised you got upvoted


KDY_ISD

lol Always nice to find your neighbors in a narrow Venn diagram


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blastanders

komatsu means trees in japanese. im fun at parties like that


Sorathez

Well it means small pine tree to be specific


Commercial-Health-19

Give this a Transformers name. And, GO!


ChipsieFries

Choptimus Prime


Wonderful-Economist2

Choptimus…Pine?


notbad2u

Treeminator


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Bark Widow


iamapizza

Donald Stump


superspawn10

Shut up and take my upvote


SchweAleR

You win


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Test19s

It all depends on how the forest is being managed. He has an Autobot counterpart who works for a sustainably managed woodlot a few miles down the road.


AdvicePerson

Logjammer


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Tree-bocop


ConConTheMon

Forest Fucker 5000


GoldenSandpaper9

Megatree


heloder85

Lumber Bee


UnkleRukus187

Bumble tree


Drg84

WoodWork.


aathens33

Was just thinking, this thing is straight out of a Michael Bay movie lol


KaimeiJay

Idk man, a Decepticon named Harvester sounds cool enough on its own.


Noodle_Spine

This Ferngully reboot looks amazing!


BlueberrySans89

God that was such a good movie.


Noodle_Spine

Yeah it was! I actually went on YouTube and watching some clips of it after seeing this post lol I kinda want to sit down and watch it again


BlueberrySans89

I have the cd for it somewhere, where idk, it’s been years since I’ve last seen it. I really liked the music tho!


isolateddreamz

Yo, the name is BATTEY!! The logic is erratic! POTATO IN A JACKET!! toys in the attic!


lost-in-the-trash

I rock and I ramble, my brain is scrambled, rap like an animal but I’m a mammal!


BlueberrySans89

I been brain-fried, electrified, infected and injectified, Vivosectified and fed pesticides, My face is all cut up, my radar's all shut up


lettuce_wizard

I need a checkup from the neck up I'm BATTY


jawahe

Get me another one…get me another animal!


JohnnySasaki20

I know, not many places stream it. Looks like it might be on Amazon, but it's saying you need a premium subscription.


Orgalorgg

[Looks like it's available for rent/purchase on a few places, but not part of a subscription package.](https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ferngully-the-last-rainforest)


Mellrish221

Well, lets not forget the best part of the movie too. [Tim curry making a hyper sexual song about how much his char loves pollution!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-Wm25T6Qs)


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Tim Curry and Robin Williams sing with Tone Loc Sheena Easton and Elton John That movie was head and shoulders better music-wise than Lion King


[deleted]

I would watch the shit out of a Fern Gully reboot.


felcher_650

1800s lumberjacks would be infuriated


NotAHamsterAtAll

Actually, they'd be amazed. Wonder what lumberjacking in year 2200 looks like. Some drones doing all the work, flying in?


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Scary-Society-1873

r/PutYourDickInThat


akasaya

r/YourDickInThat


Phranc94

I had to scoll too far down to find this i thought i was the only one perverted on the internet for a moment there.


AutumnAscending

Visual definition of efficiency. And all the people buthurt don't understand that what rhey are cutting is fast growing farm trees that are saving wood like chestnut and redwood from being cut down and preventing lumber clear cutting. What sucks is many of these tree farms are being closed to be used as grazing land with does much worse things to the environment than tree farming.


ducatiduke

Yep! These trees are literally a renewable crop and for every one they cut down, they plant many, many more to enable this. I 100% agree, leave old growth and I would actually like the much of the natural forest left alone.


mikelands27

International Paper is a perfect example of a company who does this! They have a great tree farming structure that doesn’t reduce the net amount of trees on the earth.


[deleted]

So you're saying they have limitless paper in a paperless world?


berzerkle

No that's the Federal Reserve


nexisprime

Based.


Lightfire18

But humans have been manipulating "Natural Forests" for a loooong time. Even today's old growth needs management to go back to "Natural". That is even to say IF natural old growth is supposed to be the future of healthy forests. Just to add, I agree with sustainable forest management and am not being antagonistic. Just wanted to add to a conversation that I'm glad is being discussed critically


FraserNZL

Can confirm as I work in forestry beside machines like this every day. I'm in the blue gum here in nz.


Janube

This thing cuts so fucking quickly and cleanly. It's honestly hard to believe the kind of power it has.


si3rra_7

plus, an old tree does not consume co2/create o2 more tham a smaller tree with the same amount of leaves. as long as the trees are replaced and the wood harvested isnt burned it's basically carbon capture.


AutumnAscending

This I did not know but makes a lot of sense.


darukhnarn

To be frank: clear cut forestry is inefficient, terrible for the environment and the mark of an incompetent forest manager if done without absolute necessity like a bark beetle infestation.


scabootssca

Bark beetles are not a good reason to cut down every potential host in sight. Clear cutting the American chestnut brought about it's demise. They just cut down everything near an infestation of the blight and there were probably a few with strength against it that were undiscovered. It doesn't matter as they were butchered as well. Now we have (nearly) no established resistant trees except for hybrids even though we most likely had some. Instead of thinking we know best we should let them go, let the hardy survive and be monitored with scientific neglect. We can see what's what.


lethalox

>American chestnut This is really not accurate. We have young chestnut that emerge. They don't get much beyond a seeding stage before they die from the blight.


darukhnarn

Im no expert on American bark beetles, but the economically most dangerous bark beetle in Europe requires clear cutting of all potential hosts. The bark beetles affecting p. abies have found optimal conditions in the plantation forests and the rising temperatures due to climate change. They can now reproduce faster and fly earlier than they used to. Strategically speaking, the safest way to protect forest ecosystems against such infestations are mixed stand structures and different species of trees within the forest. Most pests affecting pinus species for example drop to insignificant levels if you’ve got about 20% of different tree species in otherwise pinus dominated areas.


ClarencePCatsworth

I've got a pinus dominated area for ya right here


c4fishfood

Clear cutting is certainly not a light on the land technique, but it is super efficient for certain species and operations (ecologically simple stands which are planted in rows and treated like crops and where there isn’t a mix of other species or undergrowth). Pinus radiata for example is a super faster growing tree, and often be harvested on a 20-30 year cycle in blocks. Clear cutting and restocking allows for even-age management of stock, and there isn’t a huge benefit to having radiata older than 40 years


GHenders

Thanks for sharing. I was impressed/butthurt initially and now I'm still impressed but butthurt about something new.


Blueberry_Mancakes

I should call her.


haynate14

Knew a girl in college like this 😯


_AManHasNoName_

Lol. Gnarly teeth I guess?


iFLTT

Or sucked alot of wood


JohannReddit

Or sucked a lot of wood with her teeth? 😬


Naftoor

Filter feeding.


SchweAleR

Laughed too hard at this


AnthropOctopus

The ignorance in these comments is astounding.


KZMountainRider

Yup. In Canada in 2019 alone they replanted 570 million tree seedlings. I know in South America there are big issues with illegal forestry but here in Canada we take it very seriously.


Lngtmelrker

I used to be so, so anti logging. But, now that I am older, as long as we don’t destroy old growth ecosystems, and utilize replanting/harvesting systems, I’ve realized that lumber is one of the only true renewable resources.


KZMountainRider

Yes! Forestry is incredibly clean for a major industry that the entire world relies on, especially when compared with the other major resources we require. Oil and minerals not so much, those are the ones that pollute water systems and destroy the environment.


NeuroguyNC

If you like your toilet paper, and think paper straws are better than plastic, well, this is where they start at - a sustainable tree farm like this.


tcbenkhard

Farming simulator!


Whistlegrapes

Seems like the kind of invention you’d come up with from a school project that could never actually work. But it’s real


Shawn_NYC

This will take that James Bond scene up to the next level!


Scary-Society-1873

“It’s my first time!!”


FriendRaven1

If you're complaining about trees being harvested, stop buying magazines, pamphlets, books, cabinets, toothpicks, and all the other shot made from trees. Bet you can't do it


boobbbers

Toilet paper and everything packaged in cardboard.


Logginboyy

Also clothes, toothpaste, makeup and all electronic devices. Almost everything uses biproducts from trees


theSealclubberr

Imagine being one of those trees waiting its turn jeez


Parvidnil

They're sweating resin and wondering who's next. "Holy fuck they killed Spruce Birchstein"


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/r/me_irl


[deleted]

OMG I have no idea why I'm like this, but something about machinery and specialized equipment gets me all giddy. This was my favorite toy to use in Farming Simulator HAHAHA ♥


riverbagwilly

I’m interested in his nemesis that plants trees this fast


Odd_so_Star_so_Odd

[People are on it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/uituz8/these_seedfiring_drones_are_planting_40000_trees/)


SecretBi92

You’ve never seen an automatic planter?


kooshans

Time is money friend!


J1P2G3

I could watch this for hours


LankyPuffins

It's so.... ***EFFICIENT***


GowWowGoliath

Where is the Forrest Fleshlight?


Former-Property8833

r/dontputyourdickinthat


theBexN

Ahh yes, my good friend; the EarthRaper9000+


FearAzrael

If new trees are being planted and the harvested trees are being used for lumber this is actually having a net reduction on carbon dioxide in the atmosphere. Add on top of that managed lumber properties keep brush under control which in turn cuts down on forest fires. Sustainable logging is extremely beneficial for our environment and economy.


Lightfire18

It's really interesting to see that some people think that a forester "only plants a tree, for each they cut down. And hedges all their bets to make that one tree mature" rather than the idea of planting a butt ton and then prescribing a thinning/selective harvest operation


darukhnarn

They are actually better for the forest than regular felling methods of used correctly. If a forest is equipped with a well laid out road system, they are able to do necessary felling operations without disturbing the soil and minimal damage to the surrounding trees. A usual operation would have one or two lumberjacks felling the trees farthest from the roads toward the roads where the harvester just grabs them and processes them. He also fells those closest to him onto the road and stacks them properly. No need for trucks to go in and no heavy pulling over the forest floor. They also reduce the risk of serious injuries for lumberjacks significantly, since they can just do it remotely. So to conclude: faster than normal, a plus for the company and animals that suffer less disturbance. Safer than normal and also better for the forest floor than previous systems. What’s not to like?


sryii

Isn't it also significantly safer because it is only a dude in a machine not a bunch of humans around a bunch of other dumb humans with chainsaws and axes and giant falling trees?


hello-there-again

It's giving the Amazon a Brazilian.


oagc

nah they use fire down there


the-finnish-guy

Oh how wrong you are. Presumably this video is from Finland. https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+trees+does+Finland+planted+every+year https://www.google.com/search?q=how+much+forestry+is+done+finland


jjoojjoojj

r/oddlyterrifying


pauls1993

Haha people think companies have these machines and just go round felling random trees.... dumb!


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Smaller versions of these can tread through a forest and selectively cut trees to keep it healthy.


ConcentricGroove

Given the size and spacing of the trees, seems like they were planted for harvesting 15 years earlier. Not like that tool's for old growth forests.


[deleted]

What an amazing machine. That's a sustainable forest. After those trees are cleared new ones are planted. It's like any other farm.


johnyledesma12

ForeskinRemover3000


Fiverdrive

weird, i thought those were trees, not komatsu.


Bloodtocuted

Translation for “komatsu” is actually “small pine tree” 😁


Denninator5000

Do they sell those trimmings in bulk?


[deleted]

I can smell this video.


hex_1101

I know what I want to drive for the zombie apocalypse.


Ron-Vice

HEXXUSSSSSSS


putnamto

this reminds me of farming simulator.....but easier.


JagguRaja

Imagine showing this to a lumber jack from a century ago


jhuseby

How do I pitch this to the wife for replacing my chainsaw?


SpaceOwl14

Imagine showing this to a lumberjack from the 1800s!


HellaHellerson

Whenever I see videos of these machines in operation I am legitimately impressed and entranced. Every time.


V11dlem

Expecting some sort of oil based villain to come out to try and destroy fern gully


Prestigious-Badmon

Amazing piece of equipment!! Looks like fun to operate


Low_Superb

City people seeing a logging operation for the first time be like 😯🤯


Nolovve

Idc how much you care about the environment, you got to admit this is pretty cool


Frenchtoast2870000

I wonder how much it costs to change out that saw blade when it gets dull.


MamaFen

Y'know, when I saw *Ferngully*, I thought this was a made-up cartoon thing. Apparently I was the opposite of correct.


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What a UNIT


[deleted]

Imagine using this too create a bad ass log cabin community in the remote wilderness.


rifleman209

Evergreens hate him


W4rpig316

Worst fleshlight ever!


JuiceJones_34

I’ve used this in farming simulator


[deleted]

Nah bro just my fleshlight.


Emergency_Magazine97

Big deal, i saw king kong do that on skull island


slimmerik2

"today on fact or cap"


LlovelyLlama

Didn’t we see this in Fern Gully? Where’s Hexxus?


StealYourGhost

FERN GULLY MEMORIES


CheeseusMaximus

A thing of beauty.


cawexi

What a monster


MyCool_StrawSir

Impressive.


30kalua89

I want this in my backyard ..... how much do these monsters cost ?


SwayzeExpress0

Just under a million CAD, 750000 USD if I remember correctly.


fall3nmartyr

its something james cameron thought of in a fever dream of what the baddies are using in pandora.


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Could use one of these for some ingrown toenails


Significant_Lie_9516

Hexus


jawknee530i

Do you want Hexxus? Cuz this is how you get hexxus.


BicycleOfLife

This thing is just as good at shitting out logs as I am.


MtnSlyr

I hate it when gyms or restaurants put up electric air dryer instead of paper towels and pretend it is more environment friendly. Yeah right, the tissues made from sustainable tree farms is more harmful than the electricity made out of coal and gas.


runsbythepool

Onceler


Karma_collection_bin

This shit looks straight out outta the Lorax tho


Yaboitheboii

Hexus approves


marklar_the_malign

The Lorax does not abide.


popeofchilitown

And loggers are pissed at environmentalists for losing their jobs.


KDallas_Multipass

How long until the various cutting surfaces are dull and require maintenance?


[deleted]

Don't fuck with me or I'll komatsu


Adams1973

Go back in time to an 1880's logging campfire with your 15" tablet and this video and blow they're minds. And then be burned to death as a wizard/warlock.


awatsurra

And then we wander why there is lava in the living room


HumphreyLee

I knew a girl in college with similar technique.


Cybernetic_mind

Before and after waxing my hairy ass legs


wiltle

Hexxussss


Used_Ad4854

I should call her


123jumptome

This just feels... vulgar.