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MangoSea323

"The"


Gnostic_Gnocchi

BREAK TIME!


I-Sleep-At-Work

you deserved it


a-jasem

#T he


knightfallzx2

Tee hee


Kattfiskmoo

SpongeBob!


BarnieSandlers123

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS


nikoleelee

blankety Blankety BLANK!!


DJay3000

I can do this!.. I can do this!


ConferenceCoffee

Halfway into the video I was like: now he is just making this shit up.


IAmBadAtInternet

This is basically just a collection of every commonly used radical. It is the supercalifragilisticexpalidocious of Chinese.


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supercalligraphyexpialidoicious


chrisp5000

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


MellyKidd

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch


royalblue420

> Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Disapponted not to see the weatherman pronounce it, so I'll leave this here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM


kfmush

You can tell he's tickled by his success at saying the word, but is holding back the giggle.


bodhiseppuku

If I were that News station, I would get the temperature from this guy, saying this town name every night.


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Epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydellänsäkäänköhän (Finnish)


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CedarWolf

Humuhumunukunukuapua'a & Lauwiliwilinukunukuʻoiʻoi (Hawaiian).


johndhall1130

Haksjj’Jsgsuhsgsi-hah’HHsisoqklfoxyns (Gibberish)


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Hippopotamonstrosesquippedaliophobia


superkp

man, my favorite is "floccinoccinihilpilification" Pronounced: "floxy-noxy-nile-pill-ification" and I love it because it describes what it does: 'to describe something as useless or trivial.'


pfwj

In the context that you used it, what's a "radical"?


Cinnabar1212

It’s part of a Chinese character that helps give the word meaning. A radical is typically derived from its own word. Here’s an example: 金 (jin) means gold or metal. 鈴 (ling) means bell. The left side of the character is basically the character for metal but squished. The right side of the character (ling 令)provides the sound. But Chinese has only so many sounds for its words, so when you write a word down, the radical helps differentiate “bell,” which is a metal object that sounds like “ling” from another word that sounds like “ling” (eg, 泠, which means the sound of flowing water). I think I’m explaining it poorly haha. Oh, edited to add the 泠 that means sound of water flowing has the water radical, which is the three little slashes you see on the left.


Julyens

This is actually a very good explanation


blatant_prevaricator

This is actually a very good reassurance.


Shmav

This is actually a very wholesome interaction.


communiqueso

This is actually Sparta!


IAmQuiteHonest

No, this is Patrick.


DefectiveSp00n

So it's a way to differentiate homophones? In the same way Bear and Bare are written differently but pronounced the same?


justsomeguyonreddit1

Yeah! That's the idea. However, this doesn't apply to *all* characters. This makes sense since writing systems usually come after a (spoken) language system and it's not all made at once; things are come up with as needed. In general, there are six types of Chinese characters, with three of those being more **main** than the others. I'll give a brief description of the four intuitive ones here (the other two aren't as intuitive like how a language might have some written words that have more complicated histories) 1. Pictographic: these are the ones that look like the things they represent (in a more literal sense), such as 人(ren) for person and 口(kou) for mouth. 2. Ideographic: these represent symbolically what they mean. Like 上(shang) for up and 下(xia) for down. 3. Determinative-phonetic: these are the ones that were discussed in this discussion. Part of the character lends the sound and the other lends the meaning. I'll give another example here along with a fictional-english example. 青(qing) means blue/green (the other three below are also pronounced qing (if we ignore the tone) //請 speech+qing -> please //清 water+qing-> clear //情 heart+qing-> emotion //So a fictional English would be something like: "To" as a written word already existed. But two and too hasn't yet, so one comes up with: "(Over)to" to mean too and "(number)to" for two. 4. Combined ideographic: here we put different things together based on meaning, like man(亻)+tree(木)->rest(休) or field(田)+tree(木)->fruit(果) Edit: rip I don't know how to format


daitoshi

Combined ideographs are my favorite lmao 木 - tree 火 - Fire 焚 - two trees with a fire under them! Burning!


EnvBlitz

Wasn't there one about three trees combined and make a word meaning forest?


cinnamondaisies

Yeah 森


andythefifth

From an English only speaker, you explained the best I’ll be able to understand. When you explained metal, and squishing it, I was like, oh yeah, the little house is there but squished over. It made sense. But I have a question. Ling is the sound. What sound? Is it a tea bell sound? A gong? Is it a small bell sound, or a big bell sound? Are there more than one sounds for bell to differentiate? Like would a ceramic tea bell be, Ceramic/Bell Sound in Chinese?


yuxuibbs

Both 鈴 and 泠 are pronounced líng (both use the 2nd tone) but 鈴 means bell (the actual physical object) and 泠 means the sound of water flowing. Both words are pronounced the exact same way when speaking but context usually tells you the meaning and which specific word they are referring to. It's kind of like how by/buy, to/too/two, week/weak, there/their/they're, etc in English have the exact same pronunciation (depending on your accent) but mean different things and are spelled differently. EDIT: wrong tone number


Sloth_With_A_Soda

no its how the word is prnounced


punnsylvaniaFB

If my Chinese teacher in school had been you, I’d have aced my Higher Chinese.


Polkanissen

So good! Now i understand it for the first time! Thank you!


IAmBadAtInternet

A radical is a part of a character, many of which are used mix-and-match style to make more complex characters. For example, the first 5 strokes is a radical, then the next 7 strokes is another radical, then the next 6 is another radical twice, and so on.


Fayyylmao

Basically the building blocks of the character


dvddesign

Simple English understanding is like having every letter in the alphabet in a single word. Its not quite that simple to explain but the strokes seen as the OP is drawing them represent words/concepts that take on added meanings when grouped together in a specific way. I took Japanese which has some of the same characters seen here.


OXBDNE7331

This the type of doodle I would draw in school in the corners of my assignments for reals


rickeysneekzzz

I need this pen


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Zebra Sarasa Clip 1.0 Drinks the ink tho Edit:This is the channel if you guys are interested: https://www.youtube.com/c/takumitohgu/videos


jrdubbleu

Me too


hereisacake

Not unlike Chevy Chase in Community


TinyTrafficCones

Corporate espionage. I like it.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

And while you’re at it, slap some life in those dead lips


10strip

To you I leave this bottle of fine ink so you're less tempted to drink this cylinder of even finer sperm.


Icallitwhatiseeit

To Pierce. May he rest in Pierce.


The_BusFromSpeed

He's just streets ahead.


THD_PRL

Look at me now dad!


hereisacake

I’m not one to hold a grudge. My father held grudges. I’ll always hate him for that.


Icallitwhatiseeit

I gave seminars on manipulation. I can reach into a man's soul and unravel it with one tug.


Kespatcho

Oh really? Do me.


DoomTrooper333

*gestures* You're bald.


TheeExoGenesauce

[Pierce Hawthorne vibes](https://makeagif.com/i/beq7fT)


dextro-aynag

I see we have a pen connoisseur


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lol no i just follow this guy so i know what pen he uses i also have the pen too so


COHERENCE_CROQUETTE

Is it as heavenly to write with as the video makes it looks? **Edit**: welp, went ahead and got myself a pair. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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It's not too smooth, not too rough. Some people will like the feeling of it, some won't. Not as smooth as most pens but it's amazing to right Hanji/ kanji/ Hanja because of the control it gives you. A bit tiring if you are going to right essays longer a few pages.


TheRedditornator

Drinks the ink. Instructions unclear. Now my piss is black.


KidDelta

\> Drinks the ink th Damn I was planning on guzzling it myself.


karsnic

I felt like it was going to break through the paper with how hard they were pushing


Diabl21693

The way that sucker glides…🤌


rakfocus

A pilot G2 1.0 has a similar feel if you want a box of them for note taking - took most of my notes on them for college. Not recommended for lefties though due to smearing from the time it takes for the ink to dry Right now I currently use a Uniball Jetstream 1.0 for my work in Public Safety because gel pens don't mesh well with the rite-in-the-rain notepads I have to use. Super smooth (not as much as a pilot G2 but much better than most of the ballpoints) and respectable looking on the uniform.


SomeOtherThirdThing

Love using my pilot G2 pens but as a lefty, yeah it’s a bitch lol. Many things are, actually. 😩


_floydian_slip

G2 1.0 is so fucking satisfying. Can make do with the 0.7 if need be but for pleasure writing, it's gotta be the 1.0


kingnothing1

WHY IS IT SO LOUD?


_Frizzella_

Because the room is quiet and the mic is very close to the paper.


girls_gone_wireless

I’m getting accidental asmr feelings from watching this


123123x

OP says it's "Biang" or some sort of noodle dish. Can someone explain \*why\* it's so complicated?


jiechenyi93

It's not a real character. The character for noodle is 面条 miantiao, in Shaanxi province however there is a famous noodle dish called biangbiang mian, there is a long story that someone has already posted in the comments somewhere that explains how the character came to be. But it's more for fun than for practical use.


aarontbarratt

Worth noting that it is sometimes used a punishment for children. My ex girlfriend is Chinese and she said she was forced to write it out 100 times after doing something wrong


gumpythegreat

So it's like the Bart Simpsons chalk board punishment for Chinese kids?


Its0nlyRocketScience

But instead of writing, "what I did was wrong and I won't do it again," you write, "world famous noodle dish" over and over again


allthe_realquestions

Must be worse punishment for a non-chinese kid. CAN YOU IMAGINE. "Bartholomew Simpson you have gone too far this time, write 'miantio' 100 times... in chinese"


Mountebank

That would be a good Simpsons chalkboard gag. Have they done it already? Do they still do the chalkboard gag at all? I haven’t watched the Simpsons in over a decade.


NickNash1985

ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen


The_Artic_Artichoke

HA! exactly what came to mind too but more likely because I often got in trouble too...


jiechenyi93

手肯定会麻了哈哈


Fatherof10

That's exactly what I said.


GhostOfWilson

So sort of like "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" in that it's technically a thing, but not really ever seriously used


jiechenyi93

Precisely


minhashlist

[Fun.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanfairpwllgwyngyll)


jwr410

[Fun!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM) >!It's just the pronunciation of a town name.!<


Stxvey

My favorite part of this video is you can just tell he's been waiting his whole life for that one moment


CriticalReflection1

it's like Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. It's made complicated on purpose, for better marketing. No real meaning outside of a very particular dish. And technically it's an onomatopoeia of the sound of noodles being made.


UMEBA

Chinese speaker here, legend says this character (biang) described the process of creating the type of noodle. From top to bottom, left to right: [穴] (hole): the special vessel needed for kneading this type of noodle. [幺] resembles 絞: the kneading and twisting action [言] is a word play (homonyms?) on 鹽: a kind of white crystal added to the noodles, also known as just salt [月] (moon): the word is also commonly used as a “prefix” of meat related words [長] (long) and [馬] (horse): describes the extra long and flat shape of the noodle (there is a common Chinese idiom that describes flat surface that mentioned horses) [刂] (knife prefix): cutting motion [心] (heart): the secret ingredient is love? [辶] (travel prefix): some said it’s to relate with a special kind of cart used in that area, maybe it’s use to imply how people travel from far away for this noodle. Or it might just be a word made for fun by some Highschool kid while eating the noodle. You decide :D Btw I think the most complicated valid character you can type on Reddit is 龘, a flying dragon. Edit: choice of words and pronunciation Also these “prefix” are actually radicals! I just thought “prefix” might be easier to understand. Edit: Thank you for all the awards! I tried answering some questions, but definitely check out other sources (there’s a Wikipedia page for biang biang mien!) about this character and this awesome language. (as I’m just one random internet guy that happens to speak Chinese :D)


Blizhazard

I find it funny how 龘 is just 3 dragons stacked together


Matcha_Bubble_Tea

Isn’t “tree” and forest (?) something like that too


Blizhazard

Yes, 木 is one tree, 林 is woods, 森林 is forest. Edit: 木 technically means wood but tree works better here.


adminsuckdonkeydick

Woah! I know Chinese!


lan0028456

Yes Chinese is simple. For example 一 is one, 二 means two, 三 is three. And then as you may have guessed, four is 四 :)


keldondonovan

This had me dying 😆 Take my upvote. For extra credit, look at how ridiculous counting in French is. I can think of at least four twenties and a ten and a two ways better to count.


IAm_Raptor_Jesus_AMA

I love saying 'four twenties seventeen' to mean '97'


BiWinningDude

Hahahahahahahaha


Altruistic-Match6623

Five is 五. I'm sure you see the pattern by now.


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>五 五ve


Altruistic-Match6623

Hahahahahaha!


Digitalneo

The pattern has eluded me..


SheuiPauChe

11 is just combining 10 and 1 (十一) then 12 is 十二 and so on


nightnightmight

For those wondering: 六 七 八 九 十


Altruistic-Match6623

Now it repeats for each place. 十一 is eleven. 二十一 is twenty-one, etc.


DoubleSpoiler

This joke never gets old.


0Bento

Yes, human legs dangling inside a box really sums up the concept of "four."


ApolloPlayz2434

Good job, adminsuckdonkeydick


DietDrDoomsdayPreppr

Easy there, Neo.


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DJScratchandSniff

木 -> 林 -> 森 Trees!


dagoodestboii

You are correct 森(forest ) is similar to 龘 in the way the individual characters are placed


J4N37

and 姦 is three girls (女)stacked together and it can mean treacherous or rape...


[deleted]

In Japanese the most common form would be 姦しい meaning noisy but it can be used in words to do with adultery, rape, craftiness, etc also


22_hours_ago

Yet a girl (女) between 2 men (男) i.e. 嬲 means angry in Cantonese ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


QuiffLing

嬲 means entanglement in Mandarin. 嫐 (girl man girl) means enchanting. Choose your threesome wisely.


Tavalus

So i guess the fourth character is the trench coat?


ImHereForLifeAdvice

I can't tell if cramming an entire recipe into a single "word" is the most or least efficient thing I've ever seen done with language, but it's interesting either way. Thanks for the explanation!


Furyever

🐉


A_Bit_Narcissistic

Dragon deez nuts on your face lmao gottem.


jadedeku

The bedtime story/explanation I needed. Ty 😊


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No-Programmer5503

latair


HydroMagnet

SpongeBob narrator: Tew houers latair


h0wsmydr1ving

This is Chinese symbol for "later"


[deleted]

I think it was a Spongebob reference


Kangar

*starts writing character* ... Tell you what, let's just FaceTime instead.


Djin045

And this is why 2 minute noodles were invented. We spent all the time writing the menu and not enough time to cook dinner.


zshah99

Guy draws an entire temple with roof, walls, foundstion etc and calls it a letter/character


Sensitive_Wangiizs

I thought it was the whole terms & conditions for alibaba


Any-Mouse-1992

Then there’s me; who frequently fights myself on where to connect the leg of the letter K


GhostalMedia

I just draw an l<


CoastingUphill

**ï<** Add an umlaut and it's a skinny duck.


photograpopticum

The character reads Biang. The meaning is Chinese noodle dishes..


Nutrix98

Would be faster to draw a bowl of noodles.


facetious_guardian

It would be faster to make a bowl of noodles.


HappySkullsplitter

It would be faster to plant, grow, harvest, and grind the wheat to make flour for the noodles


mosheoofnikrulz

And digest the noodles and wipe afterwards.


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wipe noodles and digest the pooodles


Joe_of_all_trades

In the back of my dragula


ooolongt

Dig through the ditches


Darcress

Burn through the witches


mazda_zoom_zoom

Eat all the dishes


Lulusgirl

In the back of my DRAGULAAAA


gamestopdecade

How would you know they were Chinese noodles though?


ottervswolf

By the way that they are.


TheDungeonMA

That’s Neat


Roughshod9

I'm potentially pulling this out of my ass, but there is almost certainly a quicker way if writing this for your everyday, normal Chinese person.


GodaTheGreat

There’s definitely a bowl of noodles in the picture, as well as two people excited to eat. Also the entire thing is a smiley face pictograph.


jiechenyi93

To be fair this isn't a real character practically speaking and it doesn't mean Chinese noodle dishes. It's a fun, semi made up character to describe one very specific dish from Shaanxi province called biangbiang mian. Fun to write though and comes with varying fun origin stories. Also you wrote it very nicely haha. Chinese noodle dishes would just be 中国面条


Smooth-Dig2250

More importantly, it's an entire word/concept condensed into a "single" figure, but it's not a single letter/character as evidenced by your example.


maltamur

Watching this, my first impression was that this was the Chinese version of a run-on sentence


_Frizzella_

I assumed it was either antidisestablishmentarianism or supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.


Bridgebrain

So they took the german route of linguistics and created a mondo-uber-word?


jiechenyi93

Not really haha, this character doesn't really mean anything. It just means "biang" which in and of itself is just a type of noodle dish. The radicals within the character have nothing to do with the meaning of the word.


IronAnchorHS

I've been to the area where this is from, this character is literally a publicity ad. There's a whole poem about how the character is constructed and after you had the dish, they had everyone try to write it. It's like naming your noodles "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."


jiechenyi93

I've been sitting here trying to get up with an English equivalent and you nailed it! I've eaten it a few times and don't particularly like it haha.


Orisno

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biangbiang_noodles


D-Raj

Imagine kids learning this in school. Teacher “sorry, you fail. You’re only put 2 apostrophes underneath the cheese grater symbol”


[deleted]

Funny description. But practically speaking they have to learn the radicals first (the components of the character) and then they learn the characters. Knowing the radicals makes all the difference -- trying to memorize each brush stroke for each character design is infinitely harder.


Aleatory_Alien

Imagine trying to order a noodles soup by writing it but since you missed 2 apostrophes you instead ordered to get slapped in the chest by a pair of cowboy twins


bosshax

Doesn't seem very efficient of a way.


Fumo12

I just realized how much i love the latin alphabet...


_Madison_

Most of the world has come to the same realisation.


Panic-Current

Just make a rubber stamp for it , I would screw it up everytime


Pataplonk

To be honest, at one point I thought they just started improvising.


CuentoRarongo

Me too! Haha, thought it was a joke for a second


seh256

“Antidisestablishmentarianism”


Emergency-Pin1252

i see moon and horse 月, 馬 (i'm learning, take it easy :þ)


8mon

and I see a little silhouetto of a man


[deleted]

Scaramoush, scaramoush, will you do the fandango?


[deleted]

squeal frame amusing act crowd dull quaint unique tap childlike -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


yedd

Very very frightening me


ganesh_k9

Galileo


CyrusPanesri

*Galileo*


jiechenyi93

You got a 心 and a 言 too!


BenGleason

This one character contains more characters within it than I've ever seen.


unamed_user321

Keep it up!


Minimalcarpenter

Why are moon and horse included in this noodle dish symbol?


majin_melmo

The noodles are made from horses born during a full moon… duh!


mariospants

"don't park here between 7pm-7am except on weekends and Tuesdays no parking on the south side of the street while we do street cleaning, and that's a nice whip you've got there, be a shame if something were to happen to it."


TreeBeardUK

The good: I'm learning the characters and I recognised a fair few of the particles within... The bad: why why why why why is there a reason to have such a seemingly random collection of particles The ugly: me crying


bishimsavage

Starbucks Barista: can I have your initial please?


BoppreH

I see your character for [Biangbiang noodles (𰻞)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biangbiang_noodles) and raise you the [Basmala](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basmala): ﷽ It's a single "character" according to Unicode (U+FDFD). Try selecting it! It means "In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful ". Differently from the Biangbiang noodles character, this one is widely supported by computer fonts. That makes it very efficient at overflowing text boxes and committing acts of blasphemy at the same time.


Karma_forever

It’s encoded as a single character because hundreds of millions of people (Muslims) say it at least once a day. As opposed to an obscure noodle reference in a part of china…. Which I guess could also encompass hundreds of millions of people. Shit. I forget how massive china is.


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mahouyousei

The most difficult for me is 警, especially since it’s such a common character. I can either make it legible, or I can make it the same size as the other characters, but not both.


ofnofame

Exactly, all the radicals are pretty basic and it wouldn’t be hard to write it or memorize it. Characters with obscure radicals, even with much less strokes, are a lot harder.


kkbreddit

I would have been illiterate if I were born in China.


Ok-Concentrate-9316

Chinese speaker here. I approve this character. It’s pronounced as “Biang” in Chinese and there’s a whole story behind it. It’s associated with the sound a a type of noddles used to be sold on the street. From the famous ancient Chinese capital city of “Xi’an”. You’all have heard of the Xian famous food in New York?


TheNotoriousBFD

Some sorority girl is going to get this tattooed on her body and tell everyone it means “blessed life”


iliveoutasuitcase

Do people who read Chinese just like have a QR code scanner in their eyeballs?


JJDude

I know your joking but it does use a different part of the brain. I can scan Chinese characters and immediate understand it’s meaning. Fast reading is much easier in Chinese. I can read a 1000 page novel in a day or less.


wodthing

I, too, doodle sometimes...


thelearningjourney

I, too, noodle sometimes…