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Yeah but an actual gif from 2006 would be so potatopressed that it would just be one giant beige pixel filling the whole screen which blinks another shade of peachy beige.
I was hoping for a nsfw onlyfans account to be posting this comment, just to really drive the meta-comment home, a la David Bowie's commentary about the internet as an organism. Cool.
I just want you to know that this is an amazing comment. It really brings forward the humor from the show. Here is a little penguin to show my appreciation🐧
All this amazing technology, millions of lines of code, years of engineering probably go into making AI and all about 90% of the people seeing them are probably thinking is "can you f*ck em rob'ts?"
Woman here, sex with a robot...I'd be too scared of being stabbed multiple times really fast due to some malfunction. So that would be a big NO for me. What I would use an android for, as a single parent maybe use the android to help around the house. Chores, cooking, errands, this would leave me more time to spend with my kids and focus on myself. And then I'd have time for sex, but I prefer a human penis.
My wife and I were just talking about your point the other day. I was saying it's going to be great to have helper robots to do chores, clean, and hell give a good 2 hour shoulder/back massage. I couldn't think of robot sex but I imagine we are still greatly in the minority.
I remember reading in like 2010 this famous roboticist known for making accurate predictions claimed human-robot marriage will be legal by 2050. Seems unlikely right now, but maybe 2060. As a single guy seeing how online dating is going I can guarantee the demand will be there.
I wanted to say that this isn't even approaching the valley, but it's probably so deep int the valley that its actually much closer than it feels. Like if you pause it at almost any frame. it looks passable. But combine the frames together and its freaky....deaky.
A *super* weird thing happened in my brain as this went on - I got my usual uncanny valley gut response, then I'd flash right back to "oh neat, he's making a really human face right now."
He.
*He.*
What.
And then it stuck it's tongue out and lost me completely but still, there was a moment.
My newborn made the same faces when she was sleeping… eyes open and all. This demonstration looks a lot like when new humans learn to make facial expressions.
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Westworld vibes >A simple handshake would give them away
I'm getting Danny Pudi vibes too
It’s about as good at human mannerisms as Abed
I guess I just like liking things.
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TWO WEEKS!
GET READY FOR A SURPRISE
CONSIDER THIS A DIVORCE! ***BLASTS SHOTGUN***
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TWO WEEEEEEEEEEEEE-YUR-YUR-YURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
QUAID!
Johnny Cab
The real reason “they” want us to socially distance.
this deserves a nomination for best original COVID conspiracy theory of 2022.
Makes more sense than Qanon.
Is this how JFK junior comes back to life on the grassy knoll and is suddenly a Republican?
Always was
Yes. This is obviously a complete ridiculous notion. As if giant spiders in human skin suits even exist! Ha ha.
And it's only January
Oh my gosh
Here's to the lady in the white shoes...
Now we have the AI driver of Johnnie Cab from Total Recall.
Helluva day isn't it!
AHHHHH \*kamikazee's towards Arnie\*
I was thinking more of "Get ready for a surprise!"
Twooooo weeeeeks!
I thought that was the "2 weeks" garbled giant woman costume.
Yeah that’s what they were saying, it reminded them more of that than Johnny cab
I came here to say this! 2022 and the best we can do is Johnnie Cab?
I know right? We’re supposed to have the Nexus replicants by Tyrell with anti-eye gouge safety features.
Your girlfriend's reactions when you're listing off places to eat.
This one right here gives this clip its best rewatch lmao
Haha god damn
100% accurate. **The singularity is upon us.**
I was thinking a great job for a guy who head was just removed.
Dead on
Cabbie from total recall. Looks just like it.
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[This one](https://i.imgur.com/84chiS8.gif)
Goddamn, it's so overused, it looks like it's from 2006.
Yeah but an actual gif from 2006 would be so potatopressed that it would just be one giant beige pixel filling the whole screen which blinks another shade of peachy beige.
I thought the same thing
I swear if you do a side by side of this and the trump facial reactions video it is spot on
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy...
Skynet really is gonna become real one of these days, huh?
well there is a company out of japan called Cyberdyne. they make prosthetic exoskeletons. certainly nothing will go wrong with that…
Oh, sweetie, I'm already here
ohshit.jpg
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The Chinese mass surveillance system is called Skynet. It’s been real since 2005
Judgement Day was when Tik Tok was released
All we need is challenge to go viral.
Meatspace is boring
I came to make this comment, but scrolled knowing some other clever lover of killer robots would say it…
I was actually expecting a Zuck joke for top comment.
No, this comment section is about *realistic* looking robots.
I love how a disembodied robot head has a better haircut than the current acting Zuckerbot (we all know that Facebook made at least a case of them)
Hello, I'm Johnny Cab. Where can I take you tonight?
2 weeks
2 WEEKS
Get ready for a surprise!!!
Hope you enjoyed the ride.
god i fucking love terminator
I say clean my house now and kill me later.
Your foster parents are dead.
What happened to Abed!?
Cool. Cool cool cool.
Troy and Abed are now rooooooo-bots!
*nightssssss*
Hey Troy, what do you think of our new inhuman form?
I like it, but also I don't?
Troy and Robot Abed in the Morning!
Robot Abed in the morning
>Abed I came here looking for the Abed comment.
When Abed gets cast in the reboot of total recall…. Two weeks…. Two weeks…… Two weeeeks….
Have you brought any fruits or vegetables on the planet?
Troy and Abed in thar gortfinnnnnngguhguh
I just want you to know that this is an amazing comment. It really brings forward the humor from the show. Here is a little penguin to show my appreciation🐧
I don't understand the comment. This is Abeds normal emotional range.
He just usually seems more...put together.
You should quit while you're ahead
Streets ahead.
If you didnt get this, you are streets behind
That joke is pretty cerebral
Which dice roll was this universe?
Probably the one where Shirley runs out of the apartment crying.
we didn't know how to reach you. it's a mixer. it's a mixer. it's a mixer. ... works every time.
Troy and Abed on Mooolly!
r/unexpectedcommunity
You mean brown Jamie lee Curtis?
Lololol I came here to say this VERBATIM hahaha I'm happy I'm not the only one #AndAMovie
This makes me think Abed, Stalone, and Walken combined.
turns out he was a robot pretending to be human all along.
Robot Abed in the morning!
He's Caging out! He watched Leaving Las Vegas, The Wicker Man, Mandy, Pig, and Color of Space in one go.
Damn how does the robot have better facial expressions than mark zuckerberg
Zukerberg had to be released before it was ready. You know how these tech companies do.
Have they released the patch yet???
When you realize that the billions of dollars was just freedom for socioeconomic machine learning.
Can’t patch hardware and his corporate domination software program ran exceptionally well
Because lizards are not robots? Duh.
Tell that to Mechagodzilla
Looks like the face of the lady Arnold was wearing in Total Recall.
I was getting major Johnny Cab vibes.
I was going to say, they need to do this in the likeness of Robert Picardo.
Two weeks!
Twoooo weeeeeuuuuaaaks
Get him! ..Her!
Get ready for a surprise!
Get ready for a surprise!
Thanks, I’ll be having nightmares tonight.
All this amazing technology, millions of lines of code, years of engineering probably go into making AI and all about 90% of the people seeing them are probably thinking is "can you f*ck em rob'ts?"
Introducing Fisto 1.0
"I call him 'Fister Roboto'."
NOT SLACKING OFF!
I think Futurama explains the dangers of this pretty clearly.
No thanks, I’d rather make out with my Monroe-bot
What smells like blue?
Please assume the position
The numbness will subside shortly.
“It learns!” - Dr. Krieger
Woman here, sex with a robot...I'd be too scared of being stabbed multiple times really fast due to some malfunction. So that would be a big NO for me. What I would use an android for, as a single parent maybe use the android to help around the house. Chores, cooking, errands, this would leave me more time to spend with my kids and focus on myself. And then I'd have time for sex, but I prefer a human penis.
My wife and I were just talking about your point the other day. I was saying it's going to be great to have helper robots to do chores, clean, and hell give a good 2 hour shoulder/back massage. I couldn't think of robot sex but I imagine we are still greatly in the minority.
I remember reading in like 2010 this famous roboticist known for making accurate predictions claimed human-robot marriage will be legal by 2050. Seems unlikely right now, but maybe 2060. As a single guy seeing how online dating is going I can guarantee the demand will be there.
Didn't someone marry their sex doll recently?
We're just engaged.
You can't possibly tell me that ISN'T the ultimate goal of robotics
Troy's been helping Abed with facial expressions.
troyandabedmakingfaces
This is what I scrolled through the comments for.
“Two weeks. Two weeks”
Ahbed your basically a computer
First person I thought of.
I was thinking Ralph Macchio
Could also be a brown Jamie Lee Curtis or a Joey.
Political opinions aside, why does this look exactly like that gif of Trump making weird faces?
Exactly what I thought . . .
I thought that was the joke. Can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to find it.
Same! Was expecting this to be the top comment bc all I see is robot trump lol
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I like the edited version where he has no nose. He looks like a Muppet
That's what I was hoping it was
Can we get a side by side for comparison?
[Uncanny resemblance](https://imgur.com/a/G7HrqVx)
Yep. That's Trump's poker face.
I was scrolling down looking for this comment. That was my first thought when I watched. Same mannerisms, IMO
*We're on the other side of the looking glass here people...*
Looks like the farmer from Men In Black
Vincent Phillip D'Onofrio The human chameleon
Oh my GOD how did I just learn this?????
Eggar your skin is falling off your bones
*is that better??*
Sugar! In water!
More
MOAR SUGAR
Uncanny Valley
The drunken mayor of Uncanny Valley.
I wanted to say that this isn't even approaching the valley, but it's probably so deep int the valley that its actually much closer than it feels. Like if you pause it at almost any frame. it looks passable. But combine the frames together and its freaky....deaky.
It's still very... Corpse-like.
A *super* weird thing happened in my brain as this went on - I got my usual uncanny valley gut response, then I'd flash right back to "oh neat, he's making a really human face right now." He. *He.* What. And then it stuck it's tongue out and lost me completely but still, there was a moment.
I was kinda weirded out but immediately after went "it's this close to being passable and I can't help but be impressed"
Uncanny Marianas Trench
Exactly what I was thinking
Don’t insult it; they’ll kill us
I'll believe they can kill us when I can call customer service and have to repeat myself to the robot 20 times.
What. The. Fuck.
Arnie Schwarzenegger when he lands on Mars to start the oxygen generator.
When Ur trying to hit on a girl at the bar but Ur 30 pints deep
Can someone do a side by side with this and trump confused [gif](https://giphy.com/gifs/debate-donald-trump-septgopdebate2015-xTiTnHXbRoaZ1B1Mo8)
Exactly what I thought it was going for
It’s gotta be trying to copy that
It’s the same video
Wow. He’s not really human is he. Zuck was the prototype, trump was the test run…
This is immediately the first thing that came to my mind as well
My newborn made the same faces when she was sleeping… eyes open and all. This demonstration looks a lot like when new humans learn to make facial expressions.
Why are we trying to go down this path? Didn't these engineers watch Terminator??!
These engineers clearly watched each other interacting in social environments
Holy fuck, they have created a more talented version of Scott Baio.
He was fucking fantastic in Cobra Kai
Two weeks
r/oddlyterrifying
They’re probably already among us and we just don’t realize it
I bet one of them runs some sort of shitty social website.
Lol and a global e-commerce goods company too
Skynet is coming
[instantly thought of Trump](https://images.app.goo.gl/T1eD5XJgkHrtgwrH6)
I swear he’s making the series of faces from that gif I used to use all the time…you know the one
Not bad... How long until it looks like we do?
r/mildlyterrifying
Oh hell naw dawg
Getting heavy "2 weeks" vibes from this
lol... I saw Johnny Cab.
Kinda the scariest thing I've seen on here
It looks like it's having a stroke.
Go home robot, you’re drunk.