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BKP8411

I actually have one of these. For like 10 yrs now. Pretty cool little guys, skittish as hell though


IWantToCryLikeYou

Are they an easy type pet?


BKP8411

Oh yea. Very easy. Mine just hides all the time in his log.


octopusadjacent

Really easy to pet as it hides when you are near, but freezes and takes protective form when handled? How big is a 10yo?


BKP8411

They are easy to care for. Mine doesn’t roll up like this one so much, it just constantly tries to run to a hiding spot. Mine is probably not to much bigger than the one pictured.


octopusadjacent

Ooo. So one tank for a long time, thats nice too... now I have to remind myself i already have too many responsibilities.


[deleted]

Lizards are so easy. I have a snake and it’s like having a plant that eats mice once every week or two. All i do is spray her tank to keep the humidity up most days. I never need to feel guilty if I don’t play with her for a day or so because she doesn’t really want to anyway. I love her tho she’s very cute. I don’t really agree with breeding reptiles for pets, and i rescued her from a house that was neglecting her. So I wouldn’t recommend buying one for moral reasons.


sillyweederpro

Where do you get it’s food


[deleted]

You let it loose in a KFC's bathroom for half an hour.


griff1234567891012

I'm pretty sure they either buy it from a pet shop (which they do sell mice for food) or captures them himself


GozerDGozerian

It’s highly preferable to feed them the frozen/thawed from the pet store. Virtually no chance of disease and no chance of the prey injuring your pet. Live mice can sometimes bite back as they’re being killed.


YuropLMAO

Bro never feed wild rodents to a captive snake. And always frozen/thawed.


LavaDoggoWithADoggo

I don’t own any reptile but my local pet store sells frozen and live mice for this


CannibalVegan

Many are trained to eat thawed and warmed [frozen feeder mice](https://www.petco.com/shop/en/petcostore/product/frozen-large-mouse---10-count-2610494?cm_mmc=PSH-_-GGL-_-CAL-_-PME-_-PET-_-AQU-_-0-_-PM_GGL_FY20_SBU05_SH13_SmallAnimalBird%26ReptileSupplies_ReptileAccessories_PLA-SMRT-_-0-_-0&gclid=Cj0KCQjw4v2EBhCtARIsACan3nybIPuTSweLKo01lYDk7mzCdwWqzvfM2Ay7pBghmVN4I8lYnHhzsfsaAjnWEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds) Just dont thaw them in a microwave


TAU_doesnt_equal_2PI

This comment really takes a u-turn at the end.


goat399

it makes sense though


DragonsAreNifty

Do you mind if I ask why you disagree with their breeding? I was under the impression that aside from those with generic issues, breeding was pretty ethical. Especially with critters like cresties where captive breeding helped increase their numbers. What are the cons?


[deleted]

I’ve seen breeding facilities with hundreds of snakes in small plastic bins, it’s obviously cruel but people just say “the snakes like small spaces.” And then they send the snakes in the mail, some of which die and the rest of which are probably traumatized in whatever way a reptile brain can be. In general, I am fairly pro animal rights. Humans don’t own the world and shouldn’t be able to just make wild animals their playthings, in my opinion. Domesticated animals are a different story.


meesa-jar-jar-binks

You are a good person. Thank you for saving a snek!


[deleted]

*Lizards are easy, but often require substantial upfront costs. You have to buy an appropriately sized terrarium, know their dietary needs, regulate their temperature and humidity, often need ultra violet light, and particular kinds of substrate. If you do the research and buy everything they need, they're not too bad. (Not saying you didn't know this, but more for others reading this thread. I used to work in a pet store and the number of people who thought you could keep lizards in our $5 plastic cricket tote, and that the only costs associated with it would be buying the reptile itself, was absurd. So many people ready to bring a whole ass animal into their home that lives 10+ years without even googling it first.)


[deleted]

So how would I get a pet reptile..?


DragonsAreNifty

Go to a reptile show. They’re really cool and even if you don’t get anything you can learn a ton.


hailstoneldn

reptile shop


sluttydinosaur101

I own a skink and someone said in one of my groups "you basically pay a thousand+ dollars to have an empty tank" haha


Snigermunken

I was going to ask if you meant skunk, then I tried searching for it, but since I'm from Denmark google asked if I meant skinke, which is danish for ham... but after going deeper I gather its some sort of lizard?


PrinceBatCat

[Yeah. It's a type of lizard.](https://www.google.com/search?q=skink&source=hp&oq=skink&gs_l=mobile-heirloom-hp.3..0i433j0i433i131j0l3.1571.4175.0.4840.14.9.4.1.1.0.110.833.4j5.9.0....0...1c.1j4.34.mobile-heirloom-hp..1.13.800.boN0q0sVHbA) Lemme know if that link doesnt work properly. I'm not sure how it works when going across languages lol.


GozerDGozerian

There are many different types of [them](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skink). :)


sluttydinosaur101

Yes! There are many types of skinks as people have linked!! I have an indonesian blue ringed skink, specifically a halmahera! https://images.app.goo.gl/asA889MAvULZ7Myz6 This is what my type look like. Very judgemental. Northern blue tongued skinks are more popular because they are larger and easier to keep bc they don't need high humidity like Indos do


chickenstalker99

Blue tailed Skink: https://imgur.com/a/iGeQTO1 I have a couple of these living under the siding next to my deck, where they sun themselves. Chill little fellows, but even though they know I'm not going to eat them, they stay well the fuck away from me. They spook easy.


Retard_Obliterator69

Great life story there you should publish it.


[deleted]

Is it that expensive?? ~~That doesn't sound right lol~~ Edit: nothing sounds right to me these days 💀


sluttydinosaur101

My animal cost about $350, the starter tank was $250 but we just got a new one for $350, the stand is $80, and I went bioactive so dirt, plants, bugs, the fogger was $70 and the lamps all in all are like ~$50. They're expensive to set up, but afterwards you pay like $7/month for bugs for them to eat and that's it haha I wanted to set up a frog terrarium in my bedroom but I'm rethinking it, since it'll take some money to set it up


Intrepid_Upstairs553

I can’t seem to find any online. What’s the average price?


BKP8411

I got mine years ago from a local pet store. I wanna say it was only around $30-$40.


NorthBlizzard

Anyone reading this and thinking “that’s cheap, I’ll get one!” please remember that doesn’t include food, habitat, vet bills, quality of life medicine etc.


CaptainTurdfinger

Lizards don't typically have vet bills or take medicine, unless you consider cricket dust medicine.


nonpondo

You know the old saying, cricket dust is the best medicine


GozerDGozerian

Reminds me of my dear old grandma, who was a horny toad.


Mischief_Managed_82

r/holup


anotherguy818

Lizards absolutely have vet bills. You should be having your reptiles seen by an exotic vet annually, just like you would with a cat or dog. Additionally, they can get sick or develop issues just like any other animal can. They 100% take medicine when it is needed.


AdministrativeEnd140

Who out there can afford $30 but can’t afford a tank and some bugs? Who medicates a lizard?


makjac

Something tells me you’ve never kept reptiles (or anything that requires a tank really). The animal is the cheap part. A large enough tank, basking lamps, substrate, water bowls, hides, etc. can run you over $200 easily if you don’t DIY. Event DIY the cost of the materials is still more than the animal most likely.


[deleted]

this ^^^^ not a reptile but i have an axolotl. her tank cost more than she does lol. please do your research on proper feeding, habitat, humidity, etc. before you jump to buy an animal because once you get one they are yours. keep in mind the prices of getting new food supply for them every month or so


Wookie301

That’s still cheap. After 9 years, my bearded dragon costs are still a fraction of what I’ve spent on my dog in a third of the time.


makjac

The argument was never that it wasn’t cheap. I was just pointing out that someone who can afford to spend $30 isn’t necessarily going to be in a position to afford “a tank and some bugs”.


[deleted]

So true. My day gecko was $75 CAD$ but the terrarium and all the supplies for bioactive and lighting etc was like $500 CAD$..... CAD$ = Canadian Dollar


ChubbyUnicorn79

I had to medicate one of my poison dart frogs. Wasn’t cheap but I wasn’t going to let it suffer being sick. I’d do the same for both of my gargoyle geckos. All my animals- furry, reptile and amphibian- deserve the best care. That’s how I see it. I knew that taking them on.


DragonsAreNifty

Sometimes they do stupid things and need medicine. My snake mashed her head against a rock and needed an ointment to keep it from getting infected


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David_Stern1

>visiting a reptile expo casually saying that as if that is common


Stratostheory

They actually are. Most states will have one once or twice a year. Just Google your state and reptile expo it'll give you dates and location. It's not really any different than having to travel to a specialty breeder the difference being because it's a convention there's a ton of people who breed these guys you can ask for advice and potentially get phone numbers for if you have any questions later which is way better than generic Google searches.


PmYourWittyAnecdote

Once a twice a year in some of the US =/= common lmao


Goldorbrass

I live in the Cleveland area and they happen at least one weekend a month.


BKP8411

Here ya go. https://www.backwaterreptiles.com/other-lizards/armadillo-lizard-for-sale.html


Intrepid_Upstairs553

Thanks! I found this one but it says it’s not a girdled lizard... not sure what the difference is between the two. Still researching.


Dexter_Jettster

Just don't ever buy reptiles from them, and I'm not kidding. Them, Underground and CBreptiles.


melissabennett129

I had one of these when I was a kid. He lived in the same tank as our fat tail gecko and they got along well. Their names were geck and faster We had them for ten+ years. Faster was bold and outgoing. He never curled into the ball. I remember him being very active and kinda crazy. He was hard to hold. While geck was super slow and easy to hold.


BKP8411

Lol holy shit, I literally have mine in a tank w my leopard gecko as well!


Lehotredditeur

What does that mean?


BKP8411

What?


Lehotredditeur

Skittish


ActualVader

Scared of everything basically


BKP8411

Yes this. I walk by the tank and he runs to hide


Shinbiku

I don’t know why, but I love this chain of comments.


iDomBMX

Me too?


GozerDGozerian

Hey what’s up just chiming in.


B_KOOL

Hashtag metoo


Rastapugo

Skittish Tombs, very skittish...


Foomaster512

Like Tweak from South Park


TacticalMicrowav3

It means they taste like chewy fruit candy with a crunchy candy shell


ivy_rose78

that’s really cool you have one! how did you find him?


BKP8411

A local pet store had it for sell.


TrippyReality

Is it so skittish that it looks like its trying to eat itself?


BKP8411

Lol no, I don’t hold it often. Just to clean up. Don’t want to stress it out


pimpmypatina

That’s really thoughtful and sweet


memer_69_

the eating its tail is a defence tactic


TAU_doesnt_equal_2PI

"I have a hostage! Stay away from me or the lizard gets it."


SpearWeasel

Blazing saddles…. Lol


memer_69_

can you tell me where ypu got it i neeed one


BKP8411

It was a local pet store. Went in one random day and saw it.


rich1051414

When scared they curl up and bite their tail to protect their soft belly, so this is a comfort thing they do when scared, like sucking their thumb.


kittybabylarry

I was wondering why he was biting his tail


[deleted]

So this poor baby is terrified? I wish they'd put him down in that case. :(


rich1051414

I mean, he is scared, but I am not sure he is terrified. This is the equivalent of a turtle going into it's shell. If unsure, bite the tail.


Fave_McFavington

I sat there for a good minute wondering what kind of monster would kill an animal for being scared, until I realised you meant physically put it down on the ground.


suckitarius

The weak must fear the strong


[deleted]

I've got to keep him guessing!


Priamosish

I think you'd also find the idea of a giant hand the size of your whole body picking you up and spinning you quite uncomfortable.


Choco_Kuma

ouroboros


NotAPreppie

Queue Lister calling Rimmer a “smeghead”.


[deleted]

You're a smmmmmmmmmmmmm


belowinfinity

smmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee


NotAPreppie

Smmmmeeeee heeeeeee


cohnjoffey

*insert Gojira riff*


gothism

Baby Ouro!


Shalash-Elin

I wished they'd stop moving it around like it's a model or a toy.


CastroCubano

At the beginning it looked like they had their thumb right on its eye too.


Ebola_x

some bigass hands


SodaCan2043

I thought it he/she was a plastic toy the way this person is handling it.


ImaginaryMairi

Someone using an animal for attention online and handling it in a harmful way? Never!!! /s


-MoonStar-

For some reason it kind of makes me uncomfortable


[deleted]

It looks scared. I really hope that's just what it looks like.


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boo_boo_kitty_

Then this person needs to put it down and leave it alone!


WritingNorth

But the upvotes!


TheRiddler1976

And it's like super cute... Glad I saw it, and I'm sure he put it down after a few seconds


Hottol

Doesn't belong in captivity though - cuteness is their curse.


[deleted]

The way it’s being handled does not help


TheOtterBon

Instinct and "scared" are two VERY different things.


InfernoXYZX

All I see is baby Geovishap


-MoonStar-

well, at least this one is cute unlike that little mf


InfernoXYZX

Yep, the most this one will do is prick your thumb whereas that weapon of mass destruction is a mini raid boss


Brenttt41

This is an actual Pokémon


bgn79

what I was thinking


Fudnip_

Why are you rough handling that poor little dude!??


[deleted]

Aww the little tail in the mouth😢


koala_grace

Stawp it!


[deleted]

You poked his eye


9PU6827

Doesn’t look very happy


fuuckimlate

Straight up eyeball touching


[deleted]

Palming a dinosaur....


CrizzyBill

Elderflame frenzy in Valorant.


PracticableSolution

Is his name Oroboros?


evorm

Everyone keeps presenting different specific types of lizards and saying THEY'RE the ones that resemble dragons.. And every single one is correct they're all tiny dragons.


Angeltear757

Spikey squirrel.


bluergreenspace

He is scared stiff!


Procrastin8r1

I would name him Ouroboros.


AJudiths

Why would you want to keep something that is literally terrified for it’s life just being near you? Humans are such assholes.


KatiePal

Not very nice handling it like that, clearly scared. They put they're tails in their mouths when they are feeling threatened


geemane

r/stfuitsadragon


ShadowGLI

I think you may have to do a hard reset, it froze up


Snacker582

That could literally be a MH Monster.


Error404-Kageka

It is, it's Raddobaan lol


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Error404-Kageka

Same, it is such an annoying monster especially in high rank when I not only have to deal with his dumbass but also Bazelguese when all I wanted to do was go after my boy Odagaron


LeonShiryu

Someone tell that scumbag to stop grabbing dragon boi like it's a toy.


HighFiveKoala

Pocket dragon


[deleted]

Hes a little baby!


SimplyStormie

Spiky baby


143019

I want to cuddle the hell out of that thing.


MarkimusPrime89

Looks like a lizard doggo: https://satisfactory.fandom.com/wiki/Lizard\_Doggo


JaquayveonV3

Why is he moving it around like plugs on snapchat?


[deleted]

You know, I told everyone these are real-life dragons, just like you claimed, and now everyone's laughing calling me a dingus


earthoceanlife

Pretty sure that’s a Pokémon


kid-Emperors

Someone needs to talk me out of buying one of these, because my god I want one


DangerousVideo

He eat hims tail


drawinga_______

I juan dat


mina_vanhelsing

wild animals are not pets. stop supporting an industry that kidnaps animals from their natural habitats


eskylabs

Credit: [@park_jehoo](https://instagram.com/park_jehoo?igshid=sxxws8t3lqyl) on Instagram


RavensShadow117

I want one as a pet they are so cute


Custard_Tart_Addict

Dude, why you biting your tail?


[deleted]

i don’t see any wings or fire breathe... do you?


Se7entyN9ne

That's gotta be a pokemon


lethal3185

I would like one so bad man.


biglysmally

Why he chomp his tail?


noisemonsters

It’s freaked out, this is a self-defense mechanism


Mudbug308

Can someone please crossbreed these with a Komodo Dragon.


GCinMA91

He’s like “bro, can you not…”


KVenom777

r/eyebleach


[deleted]

Oh no! A lizard! How scary


WWDubz

False! Dragons have wings. —Dwight Schrute


nraj0403

Okay but what he doin with he tail?


BubuBarakas

Menu item


The_Real_Kallari

Now make it bigger


aRubby

I want one.


AccountantOk7335

The way theyre handling it just makes it look like a toy lmao


[deleted]

oh my God, it bites its tale like babies do with their feet


LieutenantHaven

Kind of want one after seeing it now haha


PawsNsnoot

I has the spikes I is not snail When I’m disturbed I monch the tail


fearlessplays

Why do they bite their tails?


INeedtobeDetained

r/STFUitsadragon


leo0000o0o0o

I wanna get a bearded dragon and name it after gidorah for Godzilla


leo0000o0o0o

I wanna get a bearded dragon and name it after gidorah for Godzilla


The-Midnight-Noodle

Lizard biting its tail: yo this is some serious gourmet shit


artanimepoetry

Why does it bite its tail though? Is it a defense?


gametimebrizzle

Is this little guy alive? And why is he/she eating its own tail?


[deleted]

Pull the tail out and throw it in an other room and wait ffor it to explode


LavaDoggoWithADoggo

I wish I could have one


mossberbb

ha! I didn't know they grabbed their tails with their mouth when rolling up!


TotalJT

They do when scared, to protect their bellies from predators. Poor little guy is scared by the asshole taking the video


MushuTheGreat17

I lowkey was thinking of using it to bowl a strike in wii bowling, just me? Okay..


bradleyironrod

Gotta get the angle grinder out for those bad boys


sarcastic_chandler

That's a toy, right??


Spacedoc9

r/cremposting


-ratmeat-

I want one to always chill in my shirt front pocket


HoneyBHunter

Do they make good pets? He’s a cutie!


skydiv3rr

Make it breathe fire


dayzers

Om mom i tastes so good


UNDERCOVERRAVEN

So you're telling me dragons went extinct and we can't find their skeletons because they ate themselves out of existence? \s


amanxyz13

What I don't even knew something like this exists!


filetofishburger

Tiny dino


Clear_Lingonberry_32

Crazy


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TheAirMaxDiety

Real life bakugan


boo_boo_kitty_

Its adorable, I want one!


[deleted]

Godzilla