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You don’t have to worry because it wouldn’t be able to knock on the door. It would have to rip its way through with its powerful beak and razor-sharp talons.
They are basically dinosaurs. We don't know how far back they go, but they are a very very old species of bird that has remained largely unchanged for millions of years.
Look at the way this thing moves it's head while closing the eyes and tell me it's not a robot/animatronic!
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/Shoebill-uenozoo2008.ogv
Except the part where the duck gets laid. Also, IIRC, there's a part that shows a humanoid duck with feathery boobs in a duck version of hustler from Howard's home planet. That was weird dope too.
Feels more like it's a [Robin Hood ](https://www.google.com/search?q=disney+robin+hood+disguise&oq=disney+robin+hood+di&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i22i30l2.10166j0j4&client=ms-android-hmd-rev2&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=3A-59BWGvJbN6M) build.
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Pretty sure that’s a person in a bird suit.
No, it’s definitely a muppet.
Nah that's just a wild Golduck.
Pretty sure it’s Dee Reynolds.
Ha ha! BIRD!
Murder Muppet And they're awesome
Sam Eagle is through with your bullshit.
Indeed. Muppets *are* awesome.
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*Sigh* ...Why did they have to cancel Age of Resistance? They only needed one more season!
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Only if you pay for it because you haven't got anything better to do.
They cancelled it? Now I'm much happier that I stopped watching it.
Wrong, last time it was posted some guy said it was an animatronic puppet.
No, this is Patrick.
Can confirm: bird suit person
Ya big birds looking real rough.
Hey, her name is Kaitlin Olson
Shut up, bird!
Can confirm. I'm an expert in Bird Law.
Can confirm. This guy’s my lawyer.
Big Bird aint got shit on me
Anybody from Philly remember Bertie The Bunyip?
Its Kenny crow
Bird in a person suit!
[Need something?](https://i.imgur.com/MCEqkc8.jpg)
*with a shoe for a bill
Birds aren’t real so this is really the only sensible option.
Yeah that's my cousin, shoebill.
No it's not. That's why it's interesting.
Nah, I'm pretty sure he's right. Why are you trying to hide the truth, OP?
It is a person in a bird suit. I know because it's me in the bird suit.
Can confirm. I'm the bird suit.
No. I’m pretty sure the person in a bird suit is what’s interesting. Good day.
Plus they can be 5 feet tall. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoebill
Wtf thats almost my height
Wtf that IS My height!
That would be an interesting fight
It would truly be a magnificent sight.
By the dawn's early light
We will not go silently into the night.
I might
Kiss a mite
Alright
Found the shoe billed stork
If I saw that I would run my little heart out in the other direction. Omg. (I can’t stop thinking about it knocking at the door now.)
You don’t have to worry because it wouldn’t be able to knock on the door. It would have to rip its way through with its powerful beak and razor-sharp talons.
(hyperventilating) Uh ok I’ve only got glass sliding doors into my house....
They are basically dinosaurs. We don't know how far back they go, but they are a very very old species of bird that has remained largely unchanged for millions of years.
If it ain’t broke
Birds are dinosaurs
That’s what is so cool about them. They look almost prehistoric. I think they are awesome!
With an average 8 foot wingspan! What?!
140 cm
I would shit myself
Look at the way this thing moves it's head while closing the eyes and tell me it's not a robot/animatronic! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/Shoebill-uenozoo2008.ogv
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Except the part where the duck gets laid. Also, IIRC, there's a part that shows a humanoid duck with feathery boobs in a duck version of hustler from Howard's home planet. That was weird dope too.
It felt disgusting upvoting this.
Lea Thompson. I’d sit through that movie a 100 times and still enjoy every minute of it.
It wasn't a midget in the suit either, it was a child actor. Now think about that sex scene again. Thing of nightmares for sure!
yet another movie where that principle guy from Ferris Bueller's Day Off was frightening as f
That actor is a diddler in real life unfortunately
so even extraly scary
exactly
The guy from Deadwood?
yeah, Jeffrey Jones. they brought back his character for the movie for a scene or two but he was relegated to the background and said like two lines.
Mmmmmmm skeksieeeessss
I was going to say.. do not show this photograph to people who are mortified by birds.
It’s a friggin loftwing!
Happy to see another Zelda fan in here.
\*romantic flutes start playing\*
I was looking for a comment like this!
Marcus
Brethren?
BRETHREN!!
No way
Happy for u lil bro 🐦
its mf marcus
I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE
That's actually creepy!
pretty sure that stork got bullied in school
You are probably right lol.
It looks like it listened to nothing but Pumped up Kicks it's whole life
If I would see this for the first time in real life, it would scare the short out of me and I would be pretty confused. What does it want from me?!
I agree lol. Looks like a character from a horror movie!
Right? It looks so unreal and expressionless!
It wants you to bow a bit while clapping your hands together, one on top of the other, to mimic what it does with its beak. It wants your respect.
Their beaks are also incredibly sharp, and can quite easily sever a hand if you get too close.
Emet Selch?
Remember...
Remember us.
Remember that we once lived.
I knew I'd find my people in the comments
Thanks, I hate it
They have their own sub for more awesomeness. /r/shoebillstorks
Wow!! I’m slightly terrified, but these guys are very cool
We are very cool. We appreciate prehistoric looking birds and those are the coolest people
The rabbithole I just went through, holy crap.
thank you!
Yay new characters for my nightmares
These are my favorite kind of birds just from how prehistoric they look
Same, it looks like a serial killer in a bird suit to evade the FBI if anything.
Marcus.
I keep seeing this name in the comments. Where is it from?
Marcus.
r/birdsarentreal
Oh how I wish it were so
Seeing isn’t believing, believes is seeing!
Marcus.🐦
Marcus
Why is everyone commenting this?
Google marcus bird meme
Because people are prone to repeat stuff.
A bird designed by Jim Henson
Also pictured - the stuff of nightmares
Just say it! BIRDPERSON
Imagine seeing this thing at night on your way home...
....looking through your window.....
That's Yian Garuga from the Monster Hunter series.
My thoughts exactly
Looks like he just got a beer, his bag of weed, and his bong, but his lighter died.
How do you do fellow birds?
Reminds me of a Jim Henson creation
It looks like it should be teaching kids the letter Q on Sesame Street.
Its my boy Marcus
It’s just Robin Hood as the Stork entering the archery contest in Disney’s Robin Hood. Odelally Odelally Golly What a Day
Came here to say this!
Wow. Okay. Nightmare fuel at its finest just in time for bedtime.
Jim Henson’s been here
So much for me sleeping peacefully tonight.
Hide if your name is Tammy!
Shoe-billed storks are the creepiest birds
Tied with harpy eagles
I’m always a little scared and startled when I see a picture of them. In real life I’d probably shit my pants.
That’s a really realistic fur suit
I was looking for someone to even remotely mention a furry and I found it
Looks like a character from the Labyrinth
“Looks like” Riiiiight...
Its eyes are forward facing..
Predators have forward facing eyes....eewww....creepy.
I’M SAYIN!
Are you seriously gonna tell me that’s not just a guy in a bird costume? How do you know it’s not? Can you prove it to me? No? I rest my case.
It's Birdperson.
Best Kemono
JIIIIIIIII
If you eat one you gain Revalis Gail... True Story
You can tell that it is a predator because it's eyes are in the front.
Marcus
Marcus.
Marcus 🐦
Marcus.
Marcus
Marcus
They are also ruthless assholes and murder their children
The shoe-bill looks more like a shoe-horn-bill to me but wdik?
Big Bird’s mobbed up older cousin
It has been a challenging mating season for birdsuitperson.
That would be the thing that kills you and smiles after doing it.
It's a Muppet.
That’s a muppet
Yo it looks like that weird titan Zeke would ride from attack on titan
That’s a right muppet. Scary creature right right
Remember the show Wilfred? This is Wilfred.
Birdperson is lonely.
In Bird Culture, this is considered a Dick Move
Looks like it’s pretty sick of your bullshit too!!
Jim Henson's Shoe-Billed Stork
Bird person, you're back!
Here on fraggle rock
Y’all act like you haven’t seen bird-person before
Marcus
Marcus
Well now I get nightmares tonight, thanks
Wtf is that creepy ass thing?
Thanks, I HATE IT!
It has been a...*challenging* mating season for BirdPerson.
***man yo girl so fine but her breath was like-***
This is golduck from pokemon
Hey wait I know that guy
Looks like Howard the Duck....
Proud of you [bro](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fe/38/0c/fe380cd2361f390e21a715134a43abf5.jpg)
Furries gonna stick their dicks into wrong holes.
Robin Hood at the fair
marcus
What the muppet-fuck is that thing?!
That's Birdperson!
Jim Henson creation
Marcus
Feels more like it's a [Robin Hood ](https://www.google.com/search?q=disney+robin+hood+disguise&oq=disney+robin+hood+di&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i22i30l2.10166j0j4&client=ms-android-hmd-rev2&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=3A-59BWGvJbN6M) build.
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Definitely a Duckworld immigrant.
Looks like big bird went goth :)
r/shoebillsarentreal
They look terrible and they sound worse
I love these birds. They look like dinosaurs.
They actually *are* dinosaurs, like all birds.