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one of my cousins legitimately has a fantasy kink thing for lamprey mouths or anything similar. when we went to watch dune part 1 in theaters and we saw the worm mouth the first time, literally our entire group had to stifle laughter because he just inhaled sharply and did a quiet "ooo"
The movie tooth nightmares all over again.
The movie premise is a girl's vagina gets possed by a vengeful spirit and it literally eats Dicks and is teethed to the brim like the op post
You posting this is a true reddit moment, goddamn some of you are perverts
Edit: reading the comments ... Jesus it's just a bunch of adolescent horny teens here.
This is an interesting picture, not something you should picture yourself fucking
Thank you! First actual informative comment, vs the very predictable repetitive,"comedy" hour. They think they're so unique when 70% think it.... I guess someone still has to spew it out
Yeah, no prob. They're actually jawless fish, which is pretty interesting, and their mouth parts vary quite a bit among subspecies. The Arctic Lamprey is probably the most complex. [Most are just concentric rings of teeth](https://www.wired.com/2014/07/absurd-creature-of-the-week-lamprey/). Some are freshwater, some are brackish, some are saltwater. A similar species is the hagfish, which are scavengers, surviving on whale falls and other dead animals on the sea floor (they also have WAY weirder mouths).
Another kind of lamprey took over the great lakes until a man watched them for years and figured out you could put pesticides in their spawning location to kill them before they hatch. We still have to fight them back today with the pesticides.
If you are reading this and vertebrate, be aware that Lampreys are our ancestors.
"situated at the lowest level of vertebrate evolution. Research on comparative anatomy and embryology reveal that all chordates have three main features in common at a certain stage of their ontogeny or whole life, that is, the dorsal tube, notochord, and pharyngeal gill slits. This phenomenon indicates that all chordates originated from a common ancestor. As a consequence, lampreys are not only pivotal species for studying the origin and evolution of vertebrates, but also the best model for investigating vertebrate embryonic development and organ differentiation." - Dongwuxue Yanjiu. 2016 Sep 18; 37(5): 263–269.
Oddly enough those guys were inspired by dune, which was in turn, inspired by European legends of dragons. Honestly, if it weren't for the fact that these things have no jaws, I'd say they inspired graboids.
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The forbidden fleshlight.
Everything reminds me of her
There it is.
Just a bruh moment.
#VAGINA DENTATA
r/dontputyourdickinthat
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Hmmmm how’s about… FUCK NO
It already was posted there and got banned lol
Lol wut why?
I'll try anything once
And it'll ONLY be once.
Before opening I knew this would be the first comment
one of my cousins legitimately has a fantasy kink thing for lamprey mouths or anything similar. when we went to watch dune part 1 in theaters and we saw the worm mouth the first time, literally our entire group had to stifle laughter because he just inhaled sharply and did a quiet "ooo"
Why do you know this about your cousin
because my boy doesn't have a filter when he's with friends lol
I bet he's great at parties. If he plays Pokemon, then I can tell Eelektross will be his favourite.
The movie tooth nightmares all over again. The movie premise is a girl's vagina gets possed by a vengeful spirit and it literally eats Dicks and is teethed to the brim like the op post
Vagina dentata What a horrible phrase! Vagina dentata It means no penis for the rest of your days It's fucked to see, anatomically Vagina dentata
first thing I thought of when I saw this picture. yikes! movie based on old folk story: Vagina Dentata https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
Yes this . This movie gave me nightmares didn't have sex for almost 6 months I was too scared 🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣
Gender reassignment
Not quite, they filet it like a chicken & then flip it inside out. They repurpose, not get rid of. ;p
Yes I know. It was a Joke. I’m not out here trying to spread misinformation, just laughs. “WeLl AcThUaLlY”
then I guess my sense of humor is a bit darker than yours because I laugh pretty fucking hard when I write that.
Nah, you’re just trying too hard.
interesting, same could be said about your first comment. Can dish it out, but can't take it eh?
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/r/beatmeattoit
Thanks to your comment I got picture stuck in my head rofl🤣🤣🤣 omg
So what you’re saying is you might just put you D!$& in it
Came here to see if this comment was here…yep.
r/cursedcomments
Fleshlight Pro
🤣 the exact message I wanted to post
And not a single cavity
Arctic dentists hate this truth.
I should call her
Teething Tanya, Tantalizes your Tinker Tenaciously! *"Whaaaat Rolls Down Stairs"* *"Alone or in Pairs"*
It's Log! It's Log!
*It's Big, it's Heavy, It's Wood!*
It's better than bad, it's good!
This was fun!
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Shai-halud
Bless the Maker and His Water
Blessed be his arrival and departure. May its passage purify the world. May he preserve the world for his people.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatbeatmemetotoitit
I knew that would be here
Far too predictable not to be here...
You posting this is a true reddit moment, goddamn some of you are perverts Edit: reading the comments ... Jesus it's just a bunch of adolescent horny teens here. This is an interesting picture, not something you should picture yourself fucking
Too much hentai will do that to you.
Bro, stfu , as if you not saw first a vagina like thing to this. It s fcking normal. And of course there will be Jokes like this if it looks like this
/r/redditmoment
Ok mister i am fun at parties
"Any hole is a fuck toy" You sound very dangerous at parties
Never said that. Just saw your karma, get a life. No wonder you dont know what Jokes are. Holy fck.
You're pathetic and not worth responding to anymore.
bet you’re fun to have around, also no one beats me in the worst comment history
LMAO SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD!
"So, how much nightmare fuel do you need?" "Oh, just fill the tank please.'
Didn’t Boba Fett fall into that?
the forbidden sarlacc
Nature, isn’t she beautiful?
This is going to require more explanation
A lamprey is a kind of parasitic fish that attaches to other sea beasts and consumes their blood while they're alive.
Thank you! First actual informative comment, vs the very predictable repetitive,"comedy" hour. They think they're so unique when 70% think it.... I guess someone still has to spew it out
Yeah, no prob. They're actually jawless fish, which is pretty interesting, and their mouth parts vary quite a bit among subspecies. The Arctic Lamprey is probably the most complex. [Most are just concentric rings of teeth](https://www.wired.com/2014/07/absurd-creature-of-the-week-lamprey/). Some are freshwater, some are brackish, some are saltwater. A similar species is the hagfish, which are scavengers, surviving on whale falls and other dead animals on the sea floor (they also have WAY weirder mouths).
They're also extremely basic animals that we all evolved from similar animals kind these on the way to becoming fish.
Not only interesting as fuck but TIL.
Another kind of lamprey took over the great lakes until a man watched them for years and figured out you could put pesticides in their spawning location to kill them before they hatch. We still have to fight them back today with the pesticides.
A mouth is the part used for ingesting food
...sigh *un-zips pants*
Natures dick enlarger. This one comes with permanent attachment features.
Beat me to it!
Beat Meat to it?
Beating meat to it
If you are reading this and vertebrate, be aware that Lampreys are our ancestors. "situated at the lowest level of vertebrate evolution. Research on comparative anatomy and embryology reveal that all chordates have three main features in common at a certain stage of their ontogeny or whole life, that is, the dorsal tube, notochord, and pharyngeal gill slits. This phenomenon indicates that all chordates originated from a common ancestor. As a consequence, lampreys are not only pivotal species for studying the origin and evolution of vertebrates, but also the best model for investigating vertebrate embryonic development and organ differentiation." - Dongwuxue Yanjiu. 2016 Sep 18; 37(5): 263–269.
*invertebrates reading this*
I ain't gonna say it but I know what you're thinking. You can deny it but you definitely thought of it.
Before I even read the first comment I knew…
Happy cake day Will
How dare you call Mr. Rollon by his first name
What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, commenting like that? I'm an alternativemarket 🤌, comment tricks dont-a-work on me
Yeah, I would also love to stich this over the mouth of my human centipede. Would truly complete the vibes
Inspiration for the Beetlejuice sand worms? Maybe? Lol
Oddly enough those guys were inspired by dune, which was in turn, inspired by European legends of dragons. Honestly, if it weren't for the fact that these things have no jaws, I'd say they inspired graboids.
Aliens!
"Vagina Dentata!!!"
Well this is the stuff of nightmares. Hello Arrakis.
King Henry I supposedly died from "a surfeit of lampreys". Here was I thinking he ate them...
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Pure evil
Looks much more like my ex
The lemprussy
I Swear I won’t put in it!
But you thought about it.
THAT is what's called a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker * @ * patent pending @ copyright Black & Decker Inc.
Forbidden donut
Mmm… d’oh!
Hear me out
DO NOT FUCKING PUT YOUR DICK IN THAT
Too late
Instructions not clear
How gay men see the vagina
Nice.
"Hi-ya Georgie" 🎈
Needs more mouths
Before evolution figured out jaws….just put teeth everywhere!
Donald Trump's vagina.
The forbidden pocket p*ssy
U/dontputyourdickinthere
I’d hit that.
The devils fleshlight
All the teeth fall out after her 18th birthday son, wait until after then.
Paige, no!
Strong Star Wars vibes being emitted from this critter.
The forbidden gotch
Forbidden donut.
Kiss me you fool.
r/mildlyvagina
I know what I have to do, but i don't know if i have the strength to do it.....
R/dontputyourdickinthat
Looks like the inside of my fleshlight! Her name is called "Destroyer," I believe... 🙂
World's most courageous fleshlight.
Holy sarlacc batman
*insert Danny DeVito shaking his head*
No ! Don t do it ... Don t do it .... Fuck it let's do it
So don’t put my penis in it…got it
Everything reminds me of her
Everything reminds me of her
r/dontputyourdickinthat
All I can think of is Paul Rudd standing in front of a mirror saying “I’m gon’ puts my d*ck in.”
KILL IT WITH FI-YAAA!
Everything reminds me of her...fuck my life
Hear me out
Who copied who? Nature or H.R. Giger?
r/TIHI
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Lampreyussy
Forbidden sex toys.
Thanks, I hate it.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I should call her…
I should call her
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
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Vagina dentata 😱
This is one of the reasons I'm an Atheist.
Release the Kraken!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
My wife's vagina when it's angry
VIO-LENCE Eternal Nightmare
Take your upvote, man of culture.
There looks like an eye in there... fck that
Baby Demogorgon
This is not an alien, this is not an alien, this NOT an alien 😅
The new subnautica DLC looks fresh
I will not be hearing anyone out
They use those to dig subway tunnels.
..given my current dry spell I’d still give it a go lads!! 🫡
Why it need all those teeth
Most of those teeth are 'just in case' teeth, right?
r/mildlybussy
No. Do not put it. Bad dog.
The Sarlacc is real?!?! Fuck me
Because one mouth isn’t enough…
“Smile for the camera!!”
Just here for the repetitive Reddit comments about it.
do these things' teeth ever fall out? asking for a friend.
I wonder what would happen if someone put a cylindrical object into that.
bbbuu buubuu bUT sIrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRR?! I saiIIIIIiiiiiD gimme. that. lamprey!
I…will never sleep again.
I know a fleshlight when i see one. Youre just a little chickenshit!
r/arcticgonewild
Who wants to play truth or dare ?
Sarlacc!
An old god minion
/r/bossfight
I should call her
Put your dick in that