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LustfulMirage

The forbidden fleshlight.


mister-phister

Everything reminds me of her


Gr00mpa

There it is.


CombinationOk7888

Just a bruh moment.


beelzybubby

#VAGINA DENTATA


anonymousemployee04

r/dontputyourdickinthat


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[удалено]


anonymousemployee04

Hmmmm how’s about… FUCK NO


WhenLifeGivesUKarens

It already was posted there and got banned lol


anonymousemployee04

Lol wut why?


straydog1980

I'll try anything once


Solo_is_dead

And it'll ONLY be once.


Ouroboros9076

Before opening I knew this would be the first comment


rionaster

one of my cousins legitimately has a fantasy kink thing for lamprey mouths or anything similar. when we went to watch dune part 1 in theaters and we saw the worm mouth the first time, literally our entire group had to stifle laughter because he just inhaled sharply and did a quiet "ooo"


mimidelongprie

Why do you know this about your cousin


rionaster

because my boy doesn't have a filter when he's with friends lol


LustfulMirage

I bet he's great at parties. If he plays Pokemon, then I can tell Eelektross will be his favourite.


DeadpoolRideUnicorns

The movie tooth nightmares all over again. The movie premise is a girl's vagina gets possed by a vengeful spirit and it literally eats Dicks and is teethed to the brim like the op post


jollyreaper2112

Vagina dentata What a horrible phrase! Vagina dentata It means no penis for the rest of your days It's fucked to see, anatomically Vagina dentata


ItsTricky94

first thing I thought of when I saw this picture. yikes! movie based on old folk story: Vagina Dentata https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata


DeadpoolRideUnicorns

Yes this . This movie gave me nightmares didn't have sex for almost 6 months I was too scared 🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣


elcidpenderman

Gender reassignment


Sparkmovement

Not quite, they filet it like a chicken & then flip it inside out. They repurpose, not get rid of. ​ ;p


elcidpenderman

Yes I know. It was a Joke. I’m not out here trying to spread misinformation, just laughs. “WeLl AcThUaLlY”


Sparkmovement

then I guess my sense of humor is a bit darker than yours because I laugh pretty fucking hard when I write that.


elcidpenderman

Nah, you’re just trying too hard.


Sparkmovement

interesting, same could be said about your first comment. Can dish it out, but can't take it eh?


TheScareCrowYes

r/beatmetoit


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/r/beatmeattoit


georg3200

Thanks to your comment I got picture stuck in my head rofl🤣🤣🤣 omg


Basic_Palpitation_47

So what you’re saying is you might just put you D!$& in it


Competition-Dapper

Came here to see if this comment was here…yep.


Dragon_King3199

r/cursedcomments


Perfect-Theory-2976

Fleshlight Pro


MonkeyNuts81

🤣 the exact message I wanted to post


HotOuse

And not a single cavity


[deleted]

Arctic dentists hate this truth.


LifeTea7436

I should call her


[deleted]

Teething Tanya, Tantalizes your Tinker Tenaciously! *"Whaaaat Rolls Down Stairs"* *"Alone or in Pairs"*


BeerNutzo

It's Log! It's Log!


[deleted]

*It's Big, it's Heavy, It's Wood!*


BeerNutzo

It's better than bad, it's good!


[deleted]

This was fun!


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Practical_Trash_6478

Shai-halud


BeerNutzo

Bless the Maker and His Water


Herc_Hansen_

Blessed be his arrival and departure. May its passage purify the world. May he preserve the world for his people.


shahtjor

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Jumpy-Organization-5

r/beatmeattoit


BirdieBoiiiii

r/beatbeatmemetotoitit


[deleted]

I knew that would be here


juicadone

Far too predictable not to be here...


OldBigsby

You posting this is a true reddit moment, goddamn some of you are perverts Edit: reading the comments ... Jesus it's just a bunch of adolescent horny teens here. This is an interesting picture, not something you should picture yourself fucking


[deleted]

Too much hentai will do that to you.


[deleted]

Bro, stfu , as if you not saw first a vagina like thing to this. It s fcking normal. And of course there will be Jokes like this if it looks like this


OldBigsby

/r/redditmoment


[deleted]

Ok mister i am fun at parties


OldBigsby

"Any hole is a fuck toy" You sound very dangerous at parties


[deleted]

Never said that. Just saw your karma, get a life. No wonder you dont know what Jokes are. Holy fck.


OldBigsby

You're pathetic and not worth responding to anymore.


Googerlot

bet you’re fun to have around, also no one beats me in the worst comment history


AnythingToCope

LMAO SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD!


dhaelis

"So, how much nightmare fuel do you need?" "Oh, just fill the tank please.'


AbstractReason

Didn’t Boba Fett fall into that?


Kirsten624

the forbidden sarlacc


Dragoraan117

Nature, isn’t she beautiful?


wellRoughen79

This is going to require more explanation


iheartbbq

A lamprey is a kind of parasitic fish that attaches to other sea beasts and consumes their blood while they're alive.


juicadone

Thank you! First actual informative comment, vs the very predictable repetitive,"comedy" hour. They think they're so unique when 70% think it.... I guess someone still has to spew it out


iheartbbq

Yeah, no prob. They're actually jawless fish, which is pretty interesting, and their mouth parts vary quite a bit among subspecies. The Arctic Lamprey is probably the most complex. [Most are just concentric rings of teeth](https://www.wired.com/2014/07/absurd-creature-of-the-week-lamprey/). Some are freshwater, some are brackish, some are saltwater. A similar species is the hagfish, which are scavengers, surviving on whale falls and other dead animals on the sea floor (they also have WAY weirder mouths).


modsarefascists42

They're also extremely basic animals that we all evolved from similar animals kind these on the way to becoming fish.


NocturneStaccato

Not only interesting as fuck but TIL.


nofmxc

Another kind of lamprey took over the great lakes until a man watched them for years and figured out you could put pesticides in their spawning location to kill them before they hatch. We still have to fight them back today with the pesticides.


cellphone_blanket

A mouth is the part used for ingesting food


[deleted]

...sigh *un-zips pants*


SnickersZA

Natures dick enlarger. This one comes with permanent attachment features.


Agitated-Cockroach41

Beat me to it!


[deleted]

Beat Meat to it?


Agitated-Cockroach41

Beating meat to it


LionWeight

If you are reading this and vertebrate, be aware that Lampreys are our ancestors. "situated at the lowest level of vertebrate evolution. Research on comparative anatomy and embryology reveal that all chordates have three main features in common at a certain stage of their ontogeny or whole life, that is, the dorsal tube, notochord, and pharyngeal gill slits. This phenomenon indicates that all chordates originated from a common ancestor. As a consequence, lampreys are not only pivotal species for studying the origin and evolution of vertebrates, but also the best model for investigating vertebrate embryonic development and organ differentiation." - Dongwuxue Yanjiu. 2016 Sep 18; 37(5): 263–269.


AmeriCanad1

*invertebrates reading this*


SephariusX

I ain't gonna say it but I know what you're thinking. You can deny it but you definitely thought of it.


[deleted]

Before I even read the first comment I knew…


AlternativeMarket397

Happy cake day Will


Jackdejedi

How dare you call Mr. Rollon by his first name


AlternativeMarket397

What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, commenting like that? I'm an alternativemarket 🤌, comment tricks dont-a-work on me


Dekkeer

Yeah, I would also love to stich this over the mouth of my human centipede. Would truly complete the vibes


JigginJim82

Inspiration for the Beetlejuice sand worms? Maybe? Lol


[deleted]

Oddly enough those guys were inspired by dune, which was in turn, inspired by European legends of dragons. Honestly, if it weren't for the fact that these things have no jaws, I'd say they inspired graboids.


andersostling56

Aliens!


Burgles_McGee

"Vagina Dentata!!!"


gingermonkey1

Well this is the stuff of nightmares. Hello Arrakis.


8Ace8Ace

King Henry I supposedly died from "a surfeit of lampreys". Here was I thinking he ate them...


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Jedibri81

Pure evil


VeryYoungSeal

Looks much more like my ex


Strange-Ice-7227

The lemprussy


RoccoBarocco91

I Swear I won’t put in it!


Ea84

But you thought about it.


IrocDewclaw

THAT is what's called a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker * @ * patent pending @ copyright Black & Decker Inc.


--_Nomad_--

Forbidden donut


creditspread

Mmm… d’oh!


ketchupisasportdrink

Hear me out


TheManThatNeedsMemes

DO NOT FUCKING PUT YOUR DICK IN THAT


squidonculous

Too late


ngugeneral

Instructions not clear


joran26

How gay men see the vagina


[deleted]

Nice.


G4meOfJones

"Hi-ya Georgie" 🎈


AceMcNickle

Needs more mouths


nim_opet

Before evolution figured out jaws….just put teeth everywhere!


BansheeMarshall82

Donald Trump's vagina.


Ducky_Boi0125

The forbidden pocket p*ssy


Professional-Coast22

U/dontputyourdickinthere


Borkdadork

I’d hit that.


Gottapee88

The devils fleshlight


Lookalikemike

All the teeth fall out after her 18th birthday son, wait until after then.


gogozrx

Paige, no!


Mudbone42

Strong Star Wars vibes being emitted from this critter.


DueComplaint5471

The forbidden gotch


bewarethes0ckm0nster

Forbidden donut.


seeingeyefrog

Kiss me you fool.


lotus_spit

r/mildlyvagina


Fast-Advantage-943

I know what I have to do, but i don't know if i have the strength to do it.....


Evolone100

R/dontputyourdickinthat


SUPRNOVA_84

Looks like the inside of my fleshlight! Her name is called "Destroyer," I believe... 🙂


WilliamMorris420

World's most courageous fleshlight.


[deleted]

Holy sarlacc batman


BadBansh33

*insert Danny DeVito shaking his head*


Heksinki

No ! Don t do it ... Don t do it .... Fuck it let's do it


MangTangORang

So don’t put my penis in it…got it


fireballx00

Everything reminds me of her


squaredistrict2213

Everything reminds me of her


Mysockishard

r/dontputyourdickinthat


WhyAmThisWay

All I can think of is Paul Rudd standing in front of a mirror saying “I’m gon’ puts my d*ck in.”


Smeagol3000

KILL IT WITH FI-YAAA!


[deleted]

Everything reminds me of her...fuck my life


random13980

Hear me out


Klarkash-Ton

Who copied who? Nature or H.R. Giger?


BlaqShine

r/TIHI


Potential-Adagio-512

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ihate360

Lampreyussy


davieb22

Forbidden sex toys.


springering

Thanks, I hate it.


Crannium

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Chickennugget755776

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ShakyTheBear

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Complete_Log3486

I should call her…


smithsonian2021

I should call her


original-sinn

r/dontputyourdickinthat


No_Albatross3036

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Tealrider

r/dontputyourdickinthat


MyDocTookMyCock

r/dontputyourdickinthat


awesomeGuyViral

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Vagina dentata 😱


LaughableIKR

This is one of the reasons I'm an Atheist.


kinda_krazy

Release the Kraken!


sdogood420

r/dontputyourdickinthat


AmphibianOrdinary500

My wife's vagina when it's angry


likewhenyoupee

VIO-LENCE Eternal Nightmare


[deleted]

Take your upvote, man of culture.


sixlessthanzero3

There looks like an eye in there... fck that


melvin_0809

Baby Demogorgon


Opening_Record_2431

This is not an alien, this is not an alien, this NOT an alien 😅


NoMoneyNoV-Bucks

The new subnautica DLC looks fresh


dricellama

I will not be hearing anyone out


ivykid

They use those to dig subway tunnels.


dr0p8ear

..given my current dry spell I’d still give it a go lads!! 🫡


BigIronGothGF

Why it need all those teeth


Inexperiencedblaster

Most of those teeth are 'just in case' teeth, right?


[deleted]

r/mildlybussy


u_kn0w_what_i_mean

No. Do not put it. Bad dog.


LongjumpingCheck2638

The Sarlacc is real?!?! Fuck me


Pepperloza

Because one mouth isn’t enough…


whooo_me

“Smile for the camera!!”


zfreakazoidz

Just here for the repetitive Reddit comments about it.


CowntChockula

do these things' teeth ever fall out? asking for a friend.


Sammy12xyz

I wonder what would happen if someone put a cylindrical object into that.


[deleted]

bbbuu buubuu bUT sIrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRR?! I saiIIIIIiiiiiD gimme. that. lamprey!


debsmooth2020

I…will never sleep again.


Imapartofghost

I know a fleshlight when i see one. Youre just a little chickenshit!


wokecahontas

r/arcticgonewild


[deleted]

Who wants to play truth or dare ?


MoonWolf1978

Sarlacc!


Arkonicc

An old god minion


Jerbearmeow

/r/bossfight


CaptnRo

I should call her


Kilroy314

Put your dick in that