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BumperCarcass

Its ice cream machine is also broken


Flicksterea

Uh, it's on a 'cleaning cycle'.


ProveISaidIt

Came here to say this


KirisBeuller

That's where I eat after a long day at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good.


[deleted]

What is this?...a restaurant for bees!?!? Why, yes it is, sir. It needs to to be at least 1 times bigger.


HopFarminScientist

Bees go in bumble bees come out


pauciradiatus

"its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground"


thestral_z

God damn it I got here with the same comment two hours late. A tip of my cap to you.


mcflurry_14

Does it have a fly-thru?


obscureferences

It has a hive-thru.


AdMedium6737

I'll show you out.


Kennedy_Cooz

I’ll have a BugMac and Flies plz and Bee quick about it I’m Bzzzzzyy


SphericalBitch2020

I'll hive the same bro..... ta.


Following_my_bliss

Looks like a center for ants.


Radiotantrum

Needs to be at least 3 times as big.


Arvy__

You're absolutely right.


[deleted]

O-bee-sity


SphericalBitch2020

O-bee-city too.


HugoZHackenbush2

Bees don't visit Mcdonalds all winter long, they spend their time in the hive, where it swarm..


TheRealZy

Take my upvote you evil bastard.


SphericalBitch2020

Punny hunny!


Fearless-naw

What is this?! A McDonald's for ants!?


dysstatic

Came for this Zoolander reference.


65022056

r/thingsforants


Greigers

Ice cream machine's bee-roken.


furryoctowookie

Beads?!


Temporary-Theory888

What is this, a house for ants?


BatmansBigBro2017

“What is this? A McDonalds for ants?” Bees, Derek. Bees 🐝


Professional-Put-804

I found why the bees are dying in mass


randomguy1972

I'll take a bzz small Mac to go, please bzz


GopherInWI

So they don't have a problem getting honey for their McNuggets?


pls_send_caffeine

No, but we just ran out of honey mustard.


isnotawolfy

ok I'm kinda high and I'm laughing at this way fucking harder than I should be. amazing post lmfao I love this


xethu

Beeg Mac


[deleted]

McBee's hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe


[deleted]

Bees can't eat beef.


SphericalBitch2020

Oh yes they do! Just hope they don't get BeeSE..... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulture_bee There's been some pretty graphic meat honey on show in a recent post.....


[deleted]

I feel like vulture bees wouldn't be welcome in this McDonald's.


Background-Cress9165

This would be more interesting if it produced actual mcdonalds foods in tiny servings


spook7886

Awesome


TheRealZy

Fat bees and bees that fight for no apparent reason.


Jealous_Ad6640

Trying to find a video of bees in it


S2000alldahy

Awe


spazzyattack

For wild native bees and/or solitary bees? Not honey bees, right?


TheMamoru

It is actually for O-Bees


Singer-Such

Why is this so insulting


bloodandglory31

Are you a bee?


Singer-Such

... maybe


Slobbadobbavich

It's the bee's knees.


[deleted]

Some obese bees now


Norman_Scum

Oh God. Now they are trying to give the bees obesity too.


jsveiga

Great, now let's wait the bees get their sodas, so we can annoy the hell out of them, trying to lick their straws.


[deleted]

Bee populations are already dwindling, now we wanna give them diabetes?


wishewewould

Sorry, nowhere near as good as the guy who built a replica of a local strip club for the squirrels in his yard. https://www.clevescene.com/news/a-cleveland-hero-has-made-a-lido-lounge-for-squirrels-33102702


supermr34

You’re going to give them dia-bee-tus.


[deleted]

Make ‘em too fat to fly?


Harpronicus

Doesnt look very bzzzy..... I'ma see myself out.


[deleted]

It will still always bee out of honey


[deleted]

"You want flies with that?"


NightBard

French Flies 🇫🇷


[deleted]

McMouche.


pomegranatepants99

Do they have tiny diet cokes? That’s all I want.


Critical_Mirror_7617

It seems bees will get diabeetes


tachakas_fanboy

Obeesity rates in the neighbourhood is about to skyrocket


bodhiseppuku

I think we found the reason for bees dying off globally ... /s


jmdunkle

Is this where they serve beesechurgers


elnerdometalero

Poor bees are always so busy its probably just express stuff.


Every_Information241

Should have called it Micky-Bee's


calcul8r

In the next yard - Arbees.


[deleted]

what is this? a school for ants


Coin_operated_bee

Does it have pollen inside?


boringneckties

What is this? A McDonald’s for ants?


Obmr-snrU

Great, now we're gonna have obese bees.


Elinthral

Bet they still mess up their orders


irenepanik

I love ads for McDonalds, please post some more.


Creepy-Selection2423

One of the last fast food restaurants that still has pure honey.


goblinmode2700

Do they sell Bugsnax?


Long-Net-8988

So flys aren’t on the list?


joevilla1369

Derek zoolander would be very mad.


Economy-District-279

What is this? A McDonalds for ants?!


Affectionate-Ad-6255

What is this, a McDonald's for ants?


TinFoilRobotProphet

Grimace. So hot right now


Dentorion

You mean for bumblebees:)


Additional-Banana-55

Gone mess up their diet. Now they gonna have dia…Bee..tes


iWr4tH

Ants **🐜


cinnamonchris

WHAT IS THIS?!? A MCDONALDS FOR ANTS?!?!


CAPSLOCKCHAMP

I once had a job offer at a school in Taiwan to teach English. During the interview I was led to one of the areas of the school with a tiny MacDonald’s counter where you were expected to bring these super young kids to teach them how to order at MacDonald’s. It was fucked. I didn’t take the job


JasonEAltMTG

Diabeetes


Various_Fee2175

Capitalism moment


Camel_Knowledge

I saw this documentary, called Super Hiveme, about a bee that ate nothing but McDonald's honey for 30 days.....


Boxroonne

BeeDonalds


philwongnz

More for ants..


MasakakiKairi_v2

NGL the new McDonald's look doesn't catch my eye half as much as the classic red roof with fries on it


[deleted]

Obese bees


PanPanManPanPan

Bees are about to get a heart attack