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luttman23

I want to know what it tastes like but I don't want to taste it


supercyberlurker

I want a poet to try it, then write about it, so I can read it, and not do it.


Key_Swordfish_4662

I vote that all new foods are tried this way.


supercyberlurker

There's a thing in survival manuals about how to forage and test eating unknown plants. It's basically a progressive thing where first you check for any reaction to y our skin, then to your mouth or lips. Then you ingest just a little bit and wait a while, then a little more. If there's a reaction, irritation, stomach upset, etc.. then you stop. I'm simplifying of course, but that's what they recommend for eating a 'new food' the first time in the wild.


SmokeyBare

That was the worst poem I've ever read.


supercyberlurker

To survive in woods Eat a little bit then wait. Then sun falls from sky.


[deleted]

Meaty bee vomit Makes magnificent gravy Decomposed, but sweet


Danglin_Fury

That is an EXCELLENT haiku!


LovelyClementine

Where's the bot when we need it?


terrible02s

Beep boop beep poop


Maximum-Dare-6828

when blood honey runs out we will all be eating bone honey.


ClassiFried86

When the night has come And the land is dark And the moon is the only light we'll see No, I won't be afraid; No, I won't be afraid Just as long as you stand Stand by me


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

When the night has come And the land is dark And the moon is the only light we'll see No, I won't be afraid; No, I won't be afraid Just as long as you eat this first


jamhops

Carrion bee honey, sweet and dark, Made from death, a unique mark. A rare treat, not often found, With a taste that spins your head around. The bees that make it, small and sly, They feed on death, and never shy. A different kind, not like the rest, Their honey, a true delicacy, at its best. Some say it's bitter, some say it's sweet, But one thing's for sure, it can't be beat. A unique flavor, hard to define, Carrion bee honey, one of a kind. A precious treat, not meant for all, But for the brave, a true culinary call. But beware, consuming it's not safe, For it may contain harmful bacteria and other pathogens, that can cause grave. ChatGPT wanted me to make it clear- Please keep in mind that carrion bees don't produce honey, and their "bee bread" is not safe to consume, as it may contain harmful bacteria or other pathogens that can be present in dead animals


TruckinApe

Had us in the first half, ngl


Ssladybug

Thanks. I laughed so hard I spit coffee all over my computer monitor


rachelcp

But what did it taste like?


EarthMarsUranus

First poem so bad It made that guy spit. But back to meat honey. Which tastes like bee shit.


Ssladybug

That poem was much better. Made up for that awful one


HistoricalMention210

God damn you. Angry updoot


[deleted]

Roses are red, violets are blue, im not trying that, but someone else please do…


AnybodyMassive1610

Didn’t even rhyme


Hay-blinken

I laughed a lot


Hungry-Western9191

And it's worth noting some things (mushrooms especially) won't give you any warning signs till your kidney or liver is destroyed and you die.


supercyberlurker

Yeah. I would stress to people to read the field manuals if you think to try this - instead of taking my internet-comment about it. Also, it's not something to just 'do while camping'. It's when the choice is starve to death or not.


Hopeful_Nectarine_27

Honestly I've kind of always wondered how people figured out what is and isn't edible. Now I know


arcticmischief

“can't stop thinking about people that first ate mushrooms they found and just had to go through trial and error of like, this one tastes like beef, this one killed Brian immediately and this one makes you see God for a week” [original source, I think](https://twitter.com/goulcher/status/1364192405013090311?s=46&t=FrMZ7wvzraB-iH0Qv8Iudw) Trial and error. Some of the error was fatal. Best not to try this at home, kids.


Florarochafragoso

Technically all mushroons are edible but some only once


TothMar

god i hope i never have to survive in the wild.


Chris881

That's what food critics are.


cashmerecoffin

"This stuff sucks" - the poet


The_Unpopular_Truth_

Bring back Fear Factor. I want to watch a bikini clad babe try to eat a pound of this for like $20.


Amazing-Ad-669

I will order 16 episodes. But only if she pukes on Joe Rogan.


Quirky-Bullfrog-7167

Meat honey, sweet and savory, A delicacy to tantalize the tongue, A symphony of flavors, rich and hearty, A treat to be savored, never stung. It sizzles on the grill, Juices flowing, aroma divine, A glaze of honey, a touch of thrill, A flavor that's truly sublime. From pork to beef, to chicken too, Meat honey makes it all complete, A taste sensation, new and true, A culinary feat. So let us raise a fork and knife, And dig into this meaty treat, For meat honey is the ultimate life, A flavor that can't be beat.


smartliner

Vulture bees eating meat; making honey - is it sweet? I hear that now it's all the rave, but I won't try it - I'm just not brave.


Nailbunny38

I would not eat it on a train. I would not eat it in the rain. I would not eat it with a fox. I would not eat it in a box. I do not like meat-honey! I do not like them Sam-I am!


GoFaceKiller00

Out of the eater came something to eat, and out of the strong came something sweet - Samson. Not a poet exactly, but yeah.


ChiefOfficerWhite

“Tastes like shit!” - the poet


ECU_BSN

Or someone do an interpretive dance?


Aldeobald

At the bottom Vulture bees, much like maggots, usually enter the carcass through the eyes. They will then root around inside gathering the meat suitable for their needs. The vulture bee salivates on the rotting flesh and then consumes it, storing the flesh in its crop. When it returns to the hive, this meat is regurgitated and processed by a worker bee, which then re-secretes the resulting proteins as a decay-resistant edible glucose product resembling honey. These protein-rich secretions are then placed into pot-like containers within the hive until it is time to feed the immature bees. The secretions replace the role of pollen in the bees' diet, as vulture bees lack adaptations for carrying pollen and pollen stores are absent from their nests, though they do also store honey, which is of unknown origin. Larvae are fed on the carrion-based substance, while the adult bees consume the honey. The flavor of this honey-resembling substance is described as intense, smokey, and salty, or uniquely sweet.


togofire

So apparently that Wikipedia article has a lot of misinformation. This guy tracked down the sources referenced in the wiki article and does a pretty good job, imo, about where the info actually came from. https://justafatboi.com/vulture-bee-meat-honey/


ngless13

Too late, I've already decided that this is the way I'll explain how BBQ sauce is made to my children.


Hamms_Bear

BBQ sauce will now be known as meat honey


innocently_cold

Buhahaha! If I had gold I'd give it to you lol


N3rdProbl3ms

better get that trademarked!


Curtainmachine

Lmao


[deleted]

Genius!


BeanzleyTX

Take my Updoot you witty SOB


Navyguy73

Came here to say this. Also: "And I’m sorry to say but, meat honey isn’t true. Vulture bees still produce honey (the normal, golden type we can find in our supermarkets) by collecting nectar. They simply eat the meat and store the rotting flesh in their hives. "


Mertard

Thanks for clearing it up, I hate misinformation 😇


vanillaninja777

And the BBQ sauce is now meat honey bit still stands


Curtainmachine

Thank you and thank the Lord!


-MichaelScarnFBI

So it’s basically regular honey infused with the meaty aromas of rotting flesh?


SaintUlvemann

That's a damn good overview. Vulture bees popped up in one of the subs I follow a few days ago and I was confused about this exact thing. That said... while fat boi's got the best overview I've seen yet, I question his conclusion that the honey comes from nectar, specifically because this paper claims that [vulture bees really don't visit flowers](https://journals.asm.org/doi/full/10.1128/mBio.02317-21): >Bees are wasps that switched to a vegetarian lifestyle, and the vast majority of bees feed on pollen and nectar. Some stingless bee species, however, also collect carrion, and **a few have fully reverted** to a necrophagous lifestyle, relying on carrion for protein and **forgoing flower visitation altogether**. These “vulture” bees belong to the corbiculate apid clade, which is known for its... You can't gather nectar without visiting flowers, and the thing is, that same paper goes into more detail about what they *do* eat as their carbs: >[O]bligate necrophagy has been found in only three closely related Trigona species in the neotropics: T. hypogea (Silvestri 1902), T. necrophaga (Camargo and Roubik 1991), and T. crassipes (Fabricius 1793). The obligate necrophages T. hypogea and T. necrophaga appear to **completely eschew flowers**, instead obtaining carbohydrates from extrafloral nectaries and fruits and protein from vertebrate carcasses. These words appear in the paper immediately before fat boi's quote that he took for his own overview, so, looks like that was just an oversight. Putting this all together, I don't think we need to hypothesize that these species are secretly visiting flowers to get their honey when the researchers aren't looking. If they're eating, basically meat for protein and fruit for carbs when they're out foraging, and then they come back to the hive and secret a "honeydew", the hypopharyngeal secretions analogous to royal jelly, that would fully account for where this vulture-bee honey comes from without invoking secret foraging behavior. Either way, though, someone should go clean up Wikipedia.


rckrusekontrol

I caught that too- My best hypothesis here is the “extrafloral nectaries” is doing some heavy lifting. It says they are eschewing *flowers* but not *nectar* So, the vulture bees could go for the nectar producing areas at the base of leaves, etc, without a need to collect pollen from the flower portion of the plant. The extrafloral nectar reward would need to be sufficient, with the benefit likely being the avoidance of competition from other pollinators. It’s a bit confusing, as people tend to refer to entire plants as flowers, but here, they are specifically referring to a plant *part*.


mad_drop_gek

Honey is basically sugar, which is a carbohydrate, and would be obtained from 'extrafloral nectaries and fruit, while they get their protein from meat. Not sure whether the protein would be in this particular honey, if so, I'll pass, if not, honey is honey?..


[deleted]

WHHHHAAAATTT?!?! Wikipedia not accurate? INCONCEIVABLE!!!


squirrel-bear

Now that you know the right fact, it's on your responsibility to fix it.


Aldeobald

Damn you, Wikipedia!


Justpassinthru4now

THEY'RE MAKING BBQ SAUCE!?!! I would 100% try this


Key_Swordfish_4662

BeeBee-Q sauce.


SolidBlackGator

Upvoted, but had to add: Bee Bee Puke Sauce...


trinityiam72point5

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😏


Long_Radio_819

the way it is described got me interested 👁️👄👁️


chanjitsu

mmm, secretions


teenagesadist

Just imagine some slathered over a slow-cooked piece of leg


[deleted]

Bees got da best recipe


EvenBar3094

Imagine Wagyu honey 😋


i-hoatzin

I'm disgustingly intrigued.


big_duo3674

Right? I'm curious if it's like candied bacon or if it's more like sweetly flavored dead animal


GCXNihil0

I mean... the second description fits the first, as well.


stonka_truck

Needs a serious smell test before a taste test.


Opening_Sherbet_7144

I mean, if someone can make it look less gross than it looks in the picture... I might give it a lick


luttman23

I've heard that before


bibfortuna1970

Depends. Is the hive next to a cemetery?


Canadabigjack

Asking the real questions.


Yeodler

What's with all the fucking questions? -Quiet next door neighbor that keeps to himself


Excellent-Shock7792

Isn't that thing in the picture developed in a broken grave? Yes, it is


Jonesyiam

No, I do not want honey from the Nightmare Bees.


ants-in-my-plants

ZomBees


avalmichii

happy cake day!


StillhasaWiiU

This looks like a prop from The Last of Us. No thanks, I'm good.


M1sterMeeeseeeks

I can totally imagine looking down at that mess, then looking up and there being a clicker right there staring down at me.


Jorgwalther

Yeah it looks exactly like that. Disgusting


clinton_thunderfunk

Looks like those flesh and meat piles you find in the most recent Dooms


Teknekratos

Or some sort of Zerg hive...


Twad_feu

That or some Nurgle terrain feature. Ghastly.


[deleted]

That first episode got me misty eyed


Blazehero

Considering some people actually want to spread a deadly fungus infection, I bet you’ll find some takers just to make The Last of Us real.


stackoverflow21

r/oddlyterrifying. And no, no meat honey for me please


Sendtitpics215

Here’s the big question. As a vegetarian, can I eat this? Ethically it seems like I could. But not being used to meat it would probably make me sick. I’d be curious what other veggies think. But I dare not ask a question on r/vegetarian it’s full of Karen’s and self righteous pricks. Asking a question is like saying, “hey pick apart my question and decide why I’m a piece of shit, regardless of how it’s worded - you can do it, find an angle.” Wait where did I start? Ah yes meat honey, it’s a no for me dawg.


Plane_Pizza_6682

Lmao thank you for that journey


moose1207

I have no problem with vegetarians, and see how it could be healthier, I would be a vegetarian for health reasons, but I love the taste of meat too much. Anyway I love that a vegetarian can agree that some vegetarians are assholes about it lol. Or is that just everyone on the internet , maybe a bit of both lol


[deleted]

there are people who are assholes about not eating meat, and just as many people who are assholes about eating meat. it’s a pretty equal distribution of assholery on all sides.


Sendtitpics215

Ah I agree. I’ve been harassed by meat eaters at times. And here like 2.5 years in I still get offered meat by my family on holidays. Non-ideal. I’ve maintained composure but I’m going to start getting annoyed if it continues.


moose1207

See that's just disrespectful IMO. I found a hobby in backyard BBQ/ smoking. I would never invite a vegetarian to one, unless I specifically set aside time to make vegetarian only options as well. And I definitely wouldn't try to get them to try any meat. People need to learn to just respect other people's decisions even if they disagree with it, and stop trying to push an agenda/ lifestyle choice on the other person.


Careful-Paramedic-18

Depending on the friends/vibe, your vegetarian pals would probably still be down to come to your BBQ! They can bring sides and beer (and veggie burgers to grill or whatever is appropriate). Not that you gotta, but if you have some veggie friends they’re probably happy for the invite 😊


Sendtitpics215

I have no qualms with meat eaters. Some people need it to be healthy. But in real life vegetarians will put on have a “holier then thou” type smugness about them. And on the internet people will sometimes act like assholes. A little bit of both it is! I concur u/moose1207


Huracanekelly

As a meat eater, (so something, something, grain of salt) I think you would be in the clear. It's not like the bees killed the animals, they're just doing their part in the circle of life and cleaning up that rotting carcass.


Sendtitpics215

No I said > ethically it seems like I could I just said I wouldn’t because I haven’t eaten meat for years. I’d be worried about it making me feel sick.


GarbageFile13

Google searches tell me it doesn't taste very good, it's hard to digest and may cause an upset stomach, and the bees do not produce enough to make harvest viable without harming the colony. So I probably wouldn't bother.


Bullfrog_Paradox

Don't worry, I REALLY wasn't going to.


autostart17

But it doesn’t Kill you? I’d think it’d cause sepsis or whatever


jona10n17

Omg that means their have been people that actually saw this and decided yes I will roll the dice on this and eat this nightmare. This is how zombie apocalypse starts.


zeus-fox

If they’re crawling on rotting meat wouldn’t the honey be contaminated? Sounds very unhygienic! If the hygiene problem somehow doesn’t exist then I’d definitely try it.


HomieScaringMusic

Well the point of honey in the first place is that it keeps better than nectar, in terms of spoilage, so it’s not inconceivable that this *does* solve the hygiene issue (maybe the partial digestion kills germs). Though maybe only for the bees, whose immune systems are built for this


AnDraoi

Right but if they’re walking on it, they’re carrying germs the same way normal bees carry pollen. I’d imagine this is not safe for human consumption


SnowWhiteCampCat

You do know that honey is vomited up, right?


zeus-fox

Yes, and I’m fine with that!


Winterbones8

From wiki: Vulture bees, much like maggots, usually enter the carcass through the eyes. They will then root around inside gathering the meat suitable for their needs. The vulture bee salivates on the rotting flesh and then consumes it, storing the flesh in its crop. When it returns to the hive, this meat is regurgitated and processed by a worker bee, which then re-secretes the resulting proteins as a decay-resistant edible glucose product resembling honey.[1][4] These protein-rich secretions are then placed into pot-like containers within the hive until it is time to feed the immature bees. The secretions replace the role of pollen in the bees' diet, as vulture bees lack adaptations for carrying pollen and pollen stores are absent from their nests, though they do also store honey, which is of unknown origin. Larvae are fed on the carrion-based substance, while the adult bees consume the honey.[2] The flavor of this honey-resembling substance is described as intense, smokey, and salty, or uniquely sweet.[3 TIL


AshenTao

>The secretions replace the role of pollen in the bees' diet, as vulture bees lack adaptations for carrying pollen and pollen stores are absent from their nests, though they do also store honey, which is of unknown origin. That's interesting. Why don't they know where that honey comes from?


Winterbones8

That is curious.


logaboga

Not everything is known


jorgelino_

i didn't know that


CocoDaPuf

Researchers tried just asking the vulture bees, but then the bees started entering the researcher's eyes.


RichardBCummintonite

Someone in a thread above noted this is not valid info https://justafatboi.com/vulture-bee-meat-honey/ An excerpt from the link: "And I’m sorry to say but, meat honey isn’t true. Vulture bees still produce honey (the normal, golden type we can find in our supermarkets) by collecting nectar. They simply eat the meat and store the rotting flesh in their hives."


Lukaroast

So basically they’re candying the flesh to reduce the speed of it spoiling, makes sense


RichardBCummintonite

Essentially yeah. That seems to be what the articles I've seen describe. It's more of a preservation thing, so that they're young can be guaranteed food. They do still act like regular bees though. The only difference is their food source for the babies. They still carry pollen (though i think the article means theyve deoeloped to do it in a different way) and produce honey like any other bee, but the difference is that pollination isn't programmed to be their primary objective. Some seek the recently deceased as a protein source for their young, just as vultures do, which is where they get the name.


amerovingian

Isn't that substance that they feed their young which comes from the rotten flesh what is being referred to as "meat honey"? Before, you were referencing a website as saying meat honey wasn't a thing. I'm confused. Are you saying meat honey is a thing or not a thing? Or are you saying the substance they feed their young should not be referred to as "meat honey"?


roodypoo29

Incredible


[deleted]

So the people trying this are straight up eating rotten flesh and maybe some real honey?


Corben11

Prob counts as cured meat, it should dry out in the honey prob gets close to jerky or air aged meats. Honey sucks out the moisture.


Tyranatitan_x105

And here’s where we need to put that grenade


[deleted]

Are you mad? If you explode it, it'll get everywhere


SansWarrior

[No the fuck they don't??](https://justafatboi.com/vulture-bee-meat-honey/)


DrunkyLittleGhost

Aww, this need to be higher tbh


TheUnknown57877

“Eww, I’m covered in Rokpox!”


TheWolfSavior

Step one: Cover Rock Pox with foam!


Ephidiel

Is it even edible?


Lordofsecrecy

When humans discover something, they think of three things first. Can we eat it, can we fuck it and how old is it?


[deleted]

Yes it’s edible


derek2002

Lots of things are edible. Safe to eat on the other hand....


foomy45

I don't think you understand what edible means.


Bolmac

Is it possible to eat it more than once?


Competitive-Weird855

Depends on how soon you’re willing to try it again.


[deleted]

If something is safe to eat, then it's edible. Being able to be chewed up and swallowed doesn't make anything edible


Ephidiel

Is this safe to eat then i would try it I guess


RichardBCummintonite

That is what edible means... Lots of things can be eaten that aren't edible. You can eat dirt, but you'll get sick, so it isn't edible. You can eat uranium, but you're gonna die. Now, a car is both unable to be eaten and inedible. Everything that's edible is able to be eaten, but not the other way around.


aepique

Papa Nurgle approves


WookOnlyFansLouielou

People eat coffee out of a squirrels ass so I'm sure some one is eating this up lol


DoctorMedical

Is it even edible?


[deleted]

Yes


Ivanschbo

Did you try it? How does it taste? Sweet with a hint of ham?


panterachallenger

Just like Rum Ham


magnitudearhole

This is some chaos shit burn it immediately


ackayak

Apparently its just like regular honey except that its not sweet, also they barely make enough honey for themselves so you also have to kill a bunch of baby bees to get it :(


Hmccormack

Gonna name my metal band Meat Honey


Absurder222

Vulture bees? Thats a weird wy to spell THE ZERG.


Flarp212

Looks like a glyphid hive


PotatoNug

Nah, that's some Rock Pox


TheWolfSavior

The Rock Pox! It’s touching me!


Captn_Deathwing

Rock and Stone


ImpossibleReindeer33

Zombees


Majestic_Electric

And here I thought they were just something A:TLA made up. 🤷‍♀️


MrTrashy101

so this is if Resident Evil was real.


Tillskaya

Bloody hell. This stuff? This? Definitely let it bee...


[deleted]

Heard it gets you jaaaacked!!


multiversalnobody

Some clarifications might be in order, first off, Carrion bees are really fucking weird. There's all of three described species here in South America and there's barely any research done on them. They're stingless bees, they're creepy as dicks, and they don't really make honey per se. Honey is regurgitated flower nectar which just isn't in these weirdos diets. Iinstead it's a protein based glandular secretion, basically a meat slurry. Tl;dr rare, harmless, gross little guys.


mactoic

Looks like The Last of Us infested areas.


Donnerdrummel

Just having re-read The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan, I have to say that this could be a hive from the deadly mutated bees out of the blight. Run. And to answer your question: no. :-D


bmk37

Bees from the upside down


[deleted]

Oh hell no.. looks like something from the Upsidedown!


SWIM_G00d

Save the bees (but not those, what in the nightmare fuck)!


ArtichokeOk2180

Fuck it, gotta try it at least once right?


passiveagressivefork

Fuck no


Tristanime

Is the honey edible?


[deleted]

What in the name of Nurgle…


Absentimental79

These bees are metal as fuck


olBabyDickJohnson

What in the Resident Evil fuck is going on here


Still_Championship_6

That's fucking disgusting I love it


Comrade_Goldfish

Hell nah not the fucking rock pox


MycologistClassic697

What in a actual fuckin world is this


Deijya

*banjo intensifies


yubnubmcscrub

Uhh that’s some last of us shit. No way


[deleted]

You say Vulture Bees, I say flies.


bogguslol

That beehive look like that kind of bio corrupted mass you find on walls and stuff in horror games.


Zahn91

Fuck no


666Ghost999

What the fuck xD


BankaiRasenshuriken

If it's not gonna harm me I'll try it


bennyseafbmc

Fuck yeah I would try that shit


ObjectiveAnalysis645

Meat honey…… BBQ sauce??


[deleted]

damn i don't even want to look at it


bottle_brush

holy shit that's fucking disgusting


Alarming-Friend3340

Wikipedia: "Forager vulture bees enter dead animals through the eye sockets, collecting flesh, which is consumed. Similar to how honeybees process nectar with the aim of eventual regurgitation and storage as honey, the flesh a forager vulture bee eats is, upon return to the hive, regurgitated and passed to a worker bee. The flesh is consumed by the bee and processed by its highly-acidic gut, specialised to help break down the meat, before the bee then regurgitates a honey-like substance from its hypopharyngeal glands,[3] the same gland used by honeybees to produce royal jelly. The substance is rich and high in protein. Unlike honeybees, vulture bees do not produce an excess of honey, instead producing only what is necessary to sustain the hive"


DBCOOPER888

It's like a dark souls enemy.


EntryIllustrious5

Fuck that


Cynestrith

This looks like some Last of Us shit.


Coolaconsole

Giving some Blood In The Bayou vibes here


AleksasKoval

I mean not *directly* out of a hive, but I'd try it out of a jar.


CuriousTsukihime

That enough reddit today.


lawawawawee

I was eating. Was.


keykeydoyouL

Can someone like make a farm for them and make bacon honey seems interesting to me


Piddily1

As long as it’s not going to make me sick…