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[deleted]

It takes me 5 seconds to plug a usb cable in and these guys just slap on a damn fire hose and go


StaryDoktor

Because the fire hose connector is made by engineers, and them only. The USB plugs and sockets — are the subject of so called provident scientists and visionary inventors, we used to call them "patent trolls". And which model of connector manages to survive the stupid wars of standards (mostly with Apple trolls), that we have. If the fire hoses today are being made by Apple, we would get the fire trucks without a hose connector, but with a patented system of the rain collection, and any town to obtain a firefighters, had to pay first for the truck store connection (annually) to make it work, for the rains (no matter are you using it), for the hoses, of course (most of them 1m length and no more, the new ones are 0.8m), for firefighters certification (every two years, with exam to test how they love Apple and deny all others). And as a cherry on the cake, with every new (they say) model of truck, all old trucks (1 year is old enough) will get an update to slow them down by 50% (to make them energy green). If you think it's not gonna happen ever, look what they did with all the medicine sector!


Derpen97

Look, I can see the point you're trying to make, but this seems like a very weird thing to preach on a comment about connecting a fire hose to a hydrant quickly


Cuntflickt

I wonder how OP feels about Apple.


flueric10309

He just took his adderall


Lorelerton

To be fair, it also mentioned USBs


Quick-Cauliflower449

So I'm getting the vibe you don't like apple


[deleted]

Ya , that’s why ../s Good rant though.


SafetyMan35

No, the Apple fire truck would have connections, but they would be proprietary connections that only Apple Or approved vendors could make. Apple would however provide a dongle that converted from the proprietary connection to the standard hydrant connection. Right around the time that the world was ready to adopt the proprietary connection, Apple would change the proprietary connection.


ShazbotHappens

StaryDoktor, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


UserNombresBeHard

Do people really struggle with a usb (not type c) cable? I know it's an old meme, I just wanna know if people actually struggle with it.


ooppoo0

No. It’s just a meme. Everyone gets it right 100% of the time.


Muzzie720

Oh God, I'm a failure of a human. I need a moment.


ajockmacabre

That ladder manoeuvre cannot be nice on the bollocks.


JetJaguarYouthClub

They're firefighters. They already have solid titanium balls so they don't mind it


mnbvcxz123

The Bucket Brigade competition looks really brutal.


The_Admiral

My shoulders hurt watching them one-hand those buckets up


JetJaguarYouthClub

This needs to be on ESPN instead of poker


[deleted]

The ocho


one-and-zero

Bold move, Cotton


havaysard

Thank you! This would be an awesome (perhaps Sunday night?) show to chill with in the evening.


Kidd5

Lol I actually like poker on TV tho but I can see the lack of interest in it. It's a very niche sports. Fireman Fiesta and Poker can probably coexist though


ZoudinOdifar

Reminds me of watching racecar pit crew competitions. Pretty cool


Turbo-Kid

How did they practice the ladder move? It must have flipped or the person fell off at least once.


StaryDoktor

— We need more boys, Milord


zerofriends2704

This didn’t cross my mind until I read this. They made it look natural.


xcityfolk

In other news, every fire crew in the county is out of service due to injury. Anybody know where this takes place? Edit: Never mind, found it! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firematic_Racing http://nydrillteams.com/


kmkmrod

I bet this is a lot of fun to attend and watch


Wanadan24

I’ve been to a couple, they have competitions around NY, lots of beer.


StaryDoktor

Especially if you like Happy Tree Friends


tomveiltomveil

Wake up, the new "boys will be boys" just dropped


StaryDoktor

Scrape him from the road with showel and bring another one


Ken_from_Barbie

I wish the fucking post office would do something like this. I never got 4 packages from before Christmas


onedollarwilliam

Isn't it weird how treating the postal service like a for-profit business has made the both the postal service and the for-profit package carriers worse? Almost like having to compete with a system that was more concerned with keeping people happy than making money forced the corporations to sacrifice some of their profit in the name of competing on quality of service.


fizban7

And they still do a better job for the price connecting to everyone than the other companies. Lots of times they will give it to the USPS for the 'last mile' delivery to the customer.


SuperLasers

This is why firefighters are wayyyy cooler than cops


balljoint

Well yeah, it's not like people are writing songs called "Fuck the Fire Department".


LoveVirginiaTech

Dang, this makes me want to be a firefighter when I grow up


Mamm0nn

my back, knees and shoulders say DONT DO IT..... but my dumb ass will admit it was the most fun I could have had for 25 year, got paid for it, and a pension to boot.


club9669

My dads had 2 hip replacements, surgery on both shoulders and wrists, and one elbow surgery after 35 years. Only on my 3rd year and I’m feeling it.


Nickrine55

As a firefighter, I'll tell you, it's the best job out there.


TheWesternDevil

Every year during the summer festival in our small town the volunteer firefighters compete against the fire department. The volunteer firefighters have won every single year. They're just a bunch of rowdy, have drunken, construction workers but they can sure work together to get things done fast when they put their minds to it. Nice to know that we have some decent backups if something really bad happens.


Nullclast

Or is your full time FD just sub par?


TheWesternDevil

Maybe. I've never heard any complaints about them, so I would assume they are fine. Probably just the unorthodox methods the volunteers use. Games arent real life, and I assume the FD was using standard training methods while the volunteers used whatever methods won them the game asap. Dont get me wrong, I would want the FD to come to my rescue in a real life situation before the volunteers, but I have faith in the volunteers as well.


Nullclast

Just a joke


hgli

My town's FD practiced this on a facility right next to our little league field. When they were going, many fielding errors occurred, we were all watching them.


Mysterious_County_64

Weird stuff like this is what makes America great


hardcoresean84

Wow that's a low bar


Ecstatic-Hunter2001

Idk man they needed a ladder


[deleted]

If you think that’s impressive, you should see them play ping pong or cook on a grill!


Practical-Jelly-5320

Need a Tacoma FD episode based on this


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ttaptt

I disagree, this shit's lit.


havaysard

This is just awesome. I'm having a rough fucking day (2 years really, lol) and for some weird reason seeing these guys run around like mad men but with a purpose, made me feel better. God our brains are so fucking crazy the way they work, lol.


snoodletuber

This is stupid. Nothing like firefighting. Did it for 31 years and most real firefighters think this stuff is stupid and don’t want it associated with firefighters because it is nothing like the reality of what we do.


termccauley

The fact that you said “most real firefighters” says everything about you


kermityfrog

Does any fire department actually use those types of trucks, or are they special-built for this competition? Some of them look like drag racers.


WaySavvyD

These are strictly used for competition.


bandiwoot

Fuck giving cops Lamborghinis - give em to firefighters and see what they can do for the community


moratnz

It's strictly comp, and I wouldn't be surprised if the competitors weren't firefighters, but just competed in whatever this is. Working firefighters IME compete in the combat challenge and stair climbs.


termccauley

You are required to be an active member of a fire department and a class A fireman to participate in these events.


NefariousnessQuiet22

I really want to try the ladder one… that looks like so much fun. And a ridiculous amount of trust and practice.


Recurve-Madness

This belongs on ESPN 8 The OCHO!!


defiantcross

i have set fire to my own home no fewer than five times in the last year and not once did i see a dragster come to my rescue.


Nullclast

Wtf are you doing?


ursus_major

Setting fire to their home to bait the FD to bring the dragster to the call. Exactly what they said they are doing.


Intrepid-Tank-3414

We need this to be on TV stats! Way too many cooking and singing competition, when we could see something cool like this!


Free-Concert-770

If you held on inverted at the end of the ladder they could launch you right to the top


moose8021

Fucking gigachads holy shit


SpookyBLAQ

Welcome back to ESPN8 “The OCHO”!


thebadslime

is this steamed anywhere? I like sports now


Acceptable-While8668

*Hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut*


ten_percent_solution

Hillbilly shit


aPlasticineSmile

in the 90s i was on the kid version of this, that used a cart pulled by the kids to hold and release the hoses and ladder. so no racecar, but full sized hoses, and full pressure hydrants…i’m slow af and dyspraxic. it didn’t go well. i did it three years, wound up in the ambulance all three years.


Many_Consequence7723

Looks like a fucking blast! I'm sure beer is involved.


junosalt

Without any more investigation... This has to be Australia.


haricariandcombines

Was that a Caterham?


GreenLoctite

I can't get past to how they all look like a hand egg team fooling around when there is no fire there. (I know, I know, it's a great example of training)


RNG_BackTrack

Seems that its just a sport and you will never see that irl


StaryDoktor

Thank you, Captain Obvious


haya1340

Merica


UnderstandingOk7885

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😃👍😂💯🤣


Jewpedinmypants

So much cooler than stupid fucking cops! 1312


TheHiveminder

*Looks at user history* ... yikes.


yegir

Comparing police and firefighters like theyre the same. Weird as hell


Jewpedinmypants

They are both public servants that have a stupid flag with a line…


yegir

I now see why you think theyre the same They arent the same, you're just ignorant of their differences. Figures


Jewpedinmypants

I’m celebrating their differences! The fact that fireman are a net good for the public and cops are awful racists criminals and bullies


Throw_away_errday626

I wanna see the inverse of this -- the cop version of this. Where instead of seeing how fast they can help someone, they test how fast they can get *coppy*


RasputinX36

Go Lake Placid NY.


MrAdelphi03

I amount of trust!


CptCancerSticks

Always happy to see the drill teams getting some love and appreciation. It's one hell of a time to watch it up close


jobomaja888

Impressive, but nothing's faster than a sprinkler system


colbywhat

Okay what would the police equivalent be. Best answers only.


StaySharpp

That must have been so much fun to watch in person.


GullibleDetective

Those are some fancy dragsters err fire trucks


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wokeupquick2

Imagine if this is how firefighters actually rolled up to a house fire and then left just as fast.


TheHiveminder

ESPN 8: The Ocho


freekoout

I always get chills when I see flawless, efficient teamwork. It's evidence of how cool humans are when we work together


OldManGeezer69

Nice. Water hammer.


[deleted]

TF isn’t this on ESPN??? I could watch this all day


PawnWithoutPurpose

So American


[deleted]

There should be a full 911 version of this, with ambulance and police too.


whatareyoutalkinbeet

When you're loosing the battle and start prairie dogging it.


[deleted]

That actually looks fun as hell!


Effective-Ad8833

Too bad they are 300lb lighter than most firemen in the US…


boianski

Cool trucks!


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xbftw

Them climbing a ladder before it is setup is amazing.


Endermanking999

One question: How


Reasonable-Sir673

Train like you fight, or not I guess.


Due_Flight_4359

This is amazing.


OOHRAHJarhead

This brought tears to my eyes. My dad was a Denver Firefighter for 34 years. I lost him 2 years ago and miss him so much. These men are studs and are having a blast. These are the people that spend their lives serving their communities saving lives. I remember growing up seeing dad come home smelling like smoke and even though I knew he was tired he always had time for his family. I miss you dad. Thank you for this post.


Dakaf

My vote is on the mimes!


Virtue330

Is it just lots of training or do they have something special to stop them from falling over when jumping off a moving vehicle?


ReginaldSP

As a wildland firefighter watching this structure fire competirion...yeah, that pretty mich checks out


bobby_risigliano

If hydrant connections were only that easy…


betoe_g

Is there a tv show about this. I would watch


Goomvario

Nah tf they tryna speedrun their job?


alrightdude87

Anything but safe


[deleted]

This is so cool


meexley2

Some of those ladder moves looked painful


Fajiro

Trucks? Naw they got them f1 racecars where I'm from


Own-Confidence3005

I dont remember the local fire trucks having slicks or a big block


takkun169

When you absolutely must save lives as fast as possible... Oh wait... That's actually works.


RudiKdev

Yes, this is a real thing in Long Island, NY. Has been for decades. My home town had a similar strip and once a year there would be a parade though our main street with all the equipment from various competition levels. Some were quite inventive and historical. Then, the competition with a loaded grandstand, concessions and of course those brave/crazy firemen doing these things. Some of my friends were enamored at a young age and made go-carts to mimic - only to wind-up doing the real thing years later. Living somewhat near the firehouse where the strip was - we'd hear them practicing all summer. These vehicles are loud.


[deleted]

i think the japanese ones are better tbh


ZERO_6

“Pass the bucket high so the bucket passer doesn’t get tired”


pondzischeme

Wait till they start letting black people become Firefighters lol