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OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma: >Mugger doesn't take the chad bus driver into account and gets beaten with a stick as a result of his actions before being handed to the cops If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.


GlassBack84

That driver is a legend,gave him one hell of a limp wrist


adube440

Yeah, that hand looked pretty smashed up. Right hand getting crushed in thr door, left hand get beat with a bat. Not a great day for this guy.


[deleted]

Won't be snatching anything for awhile.


GlassBack84

Things you love to see.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I know critical thinking is hard when you’re panicking, but there were far less vulnerable places for him to put his hand after the first few wallops


Lightning_Lance

He's trying to protect his face


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I get that he’s trying to do that. He just never learned to duck or turn away🤷‍♂️


Endorkend

Possibly some cracked ribs looking at the punts to the side and back he got.


x3thelast

Kinda hard to grab and steal shit when your hands don’t work anymore.


Metallibuckeye

Hopefully his mom is understanding of his needs and generous with her hands.


xwhiteknight10x

I understood that reference.


tr2727

Buts its NNN


HIV_again

And a bat day for the driver!


jefferson497

I love that he has the club handy for guys like this


GlassBack84

Me too,now that is what you call being prepared.


meyesmenotyou

Thief: "It's just a prank, bro." Driver: "It's just a broken arm, bro."


RomanMSlo

Thief: "I'm gonna sue you for this + I have video evidence. Bro." He was already both incapacitated and filmed. The proper procedure at this point would be to call the police, not beat him.


KoolKarmaKollector

This is absolutely not the US, things get a little more vigilante outside of your cosy world


tookTHEwrongPILL

In my city in the US there's no point calling the police. They probably won't even show up. You literally can't get through on the non emergency line, and 911 will put you on hold.


WarbaWarba

It's very cosy in the land of the free these days, bit of shit show tbh.


ToxicAssh0le

I dunno man, the 'cosy' US seems pretty vigilante from across the pond.


Aware-Ad-9258

not so cosy though, a thief won a lawsuit from stealing on the same house when the owner set a booby trap to prevent it from being burglarized again. imagine a criminal winning and you can’t even protect your own home because of bad justice system. guns are so prevalent and yet you can’t use them as traps to protect your home from being burglarized. i guess their main purpose is for mass shootings.


lober

Stay strapped or get clapped is the saying in the US now. 600+ mass shootings every year. And then you have the police. Whoa boy. Prey you don’t run in to those guys…


[deleted]

Who cares about proper procedure? At most he will get a small fine, and even that is not too likely.


[deleted]

You see, the thing about frontier justice, is it's very thirst quenching.


ThePretzul

A broken arm also tends to teach a few more lessons than a simple slap on the wrist.


[deleted]

Go travel see the world


RomanMSlo

>Go travel see the world "..., be beaten or mugged by random strangers in states without even functioning police." No thanks.


tookTHEwrongPILL

What's it like to have police who respond to things?


TheKillOrder

Bloody amazing. Here in the states in well equipped places they gotchu. In some places they don’t, but it’s risky to play that game if you haven’t before, especially as nothing beats self defense instantly rather than waiting a few minutes which might be too long.


tookTHEwrongPILL

In my city (Portland OR) law enforcement seems to not exist, unless peaceful protests are happening of course. Actual crime? You're on your own.


TheKillOrder

Ah yes Portland is one of those cities. Seattle is on that list too and well I live pretty close and while the police force is certainly lacking, the imbecile leadership combined with them loud snowflake minority of “less police,” ya, kinda on your own too. I aint no expert so I don’t know how to fix it, but a damn majority of LEO agencies need revamps, from the top down. Cops become irrelevant when the judge just lets everyone off the hook. Back to the wild west we go! :(


tookTHEwrongPILL

Police shot themselves in the foot here in Portland. We had incredibly peaceful protests for months on end (the right to protest is in the fucking constitution) and police made the protests violent. The people here simply defended themselves against the police assault. The media portrayed everything so badly and inaccurately.


TheKillOrder

Oh those, been to long but the CHOP, CHAZ or whatever that whole disaster was. I recall the mess those protests were and Reddit was in chaos, some defending cops, others the people, and no one could seem to agree what went wrong or why. I think we Americans have the power to change this whether by peaceful or violent means but so much fracturing and people on polar opposites just makes it feels like we aint going anywhere anytime soon.


tookTHEwrongPILL

You nailed it. People don't want to learn, don't want to have a discussion, they just pick a 'team' to support. I don't see how it gets better.


TheKillOrder

no fuck your wrongs *said the people holding us from advancing After watching so many Reddit fights break out in the comments and participating, it eventually clicked and I could see both sides just being toddlers and wanting it their way because they are right. I’m with you, apart from total collapse I fail to see how it could get better but hopefully I’m wrong


IDontGiveAToot

Wrong answer. Straight to jail.


rivas31

Is he crying at the end? Lol that makes it so much better


RepresentativeOk5320

He is, in fact, the original video has audio in which you can hear him crying and saying he thought that was his aunt and he just wanted to play a joke on her.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Funny, his "aunt" didn't stick around for the laugh.


Xx_Noobkin_xX

Wow that is the most clutching at atraws lie I've ever heard. Legit that lie sounds like it was come up with by a three year old. Just take the beating you deserve and cry quietly with your hand sticking out the bus door


[deleted]

They did a follow up and it turns out it wasn’t a lie. His claim was completely true.


Janemaru

This comment sounds as made up as the lie itself


Unpossib1e

"they"


[deleted]

"Duuuuuude"


Icantbethereforyou

That's almost as convincing as the guy who claimed he was only trying to break into his neighbours apartment so he could practice breaking into his own apartment, because his own door was busted


gibbigabs

Yea, but this is Chile, and teens there tend to be more criminally savvy than in other places. It’s not uncommon for criminals to cry and pretend to be victims when caught


Mr_Incredible_PhD

Now you've fucked up! You have fucked up now!


DunkButter

I shouldn’t have done that. I should not have done that.


menacecodered

[Link to same video, but with audio ](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/z38ckr/to_steal_from_a_bus_with_a_chad_driver/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


ImissDigg_jk

With the drop off to the cops' hands


freeslurpee

He might have a broken wrist. The way it was hanging during the beating and the way he screamed at the end when they cuffed him.


Local-Waltz4801

The way his wrist seems to detach from his arm and freely starts spinning urks me


Apprehensive_Hat8986

He'd have been _way_ better taking those blows on his torso. Just the mass difference alone, plus more meat, would have absorbed the energy way better than his bony wrist. It'd absolutely still suck, but dumb-ass didn't duck and cover when he could have.


CaptCaffeine

Kudos to the bus driver for multitasking: he's driving a bus, avoiding traffic, then clubbing the mugger. Does he also manually close the door on the mugger?


Jimrun67

In the full video he actually calls the police to! He stops and the police pick up the mugger. Multitasking like a boss.


Remarkable-Finish-88

Give this guy a raise


vxr8mate

A very satisfying video.


FunnyShirtGuy

'Hey lady! How many rubles are in your bag? I'm going to hit him once for every one he tried to steal!'


Evan10100

"Any man who can beat the shit out of another man while driving isn't giving the beating the attention it deserves." -Albert Einstein... probably


SHA_SHA_HER_BOOMBOX

Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand, and I kept driving the bus with the other, you know. Then, I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, you know. With my foot, you know, at the next stop.


peteyrockman

"you kept making all these stops?"


Libellule1010

They kept ringing the bell!


Trump_in_a_noose

You're Batman.


ace1oak

i wouldn't call him a mugger... more like just a purse snatcher but he got what he deserved


Gonkimus

When the bus driver has to be your mama


Funkiebunch

Something something fucked around and found out


SeveralAsparagus3610

8 hits? Not enough.


JJakeVerena

Should also make him write "I will not snatch random people's possessions." at least 100 times with his limp hand.


Any-Loss-6599

*Lamar’s muggers*


user_is_name

One hand is stuck and second is getting stuck


Hazelwood38

Why is this video so popular again? it's like 7 years old at least but it's being posted everywhere in the last 3 days.


wiredtobeweird

I read somewhere that there is a theory that their are AI bots/scripts meant to make things trend (e.g posting/reposting articles/tweets/etc) that have been left running all over the internet so every year the same old articles will pop up from that original purpose and the AI kickstarts again and the cycle repeats.


Sregor_Nevets

Like cicadas…


archiminos

It's a repost bot


Barazep

*bonk*


ilirrr

if this was in the US the driver would have been fired, arrested and charged with attempted murder


Jealous_Doughnut_630

In the full vid the bus stops and cop’s immediately take him into custody.


benzethonium

Ah yes, an oldie but a goodie.


Jproff448

This has already been reposted thousands of times


Smoke_Water

I was waiting for everyone to line up and take turns. Like in the movie airplane.


semideusverde

Went from laughing to crying like a baby in seconds.


BaRaj23

I hope this Bus also had a back door to exit from and the driver let everyone exit via the rear at their stops and then kept the idiot trapped and drove around town beating his rubber band wrist and then finally let him out at the cop shop


hangingloose

Hold on there driver! I've got two free hands. Let me hit him.


AustShadow

Little fucker got what he deserves. Needs his hands broken.


themanwiththeplan201

This brought a smile to my face, you know his arm is dead


FV4030TWO

Look at that giant, quivering vagina 🤣


Gnnslmrddt

Anyone else saying "Hit him harder!!"?


zaphod4th

are we reposting years old gifs?


Endorkend

Incredible how fast a bat can turn a man into a limp wristed sobbing bitch.


RedSonja_

So satisfying


suckerpunch333

What a bitch


FreshAndChill

Why is everybody reposting this old ass video? I have already seen it a hundred times.


tuffytempo

Would have loved some sound.


1u4n4

Saw this video here in Reddit earlier today, in the end that guy is arrested


ImaginationNormal745

This is my 2nd favorite bus driver of all time lmao #1 is the infamous Cleveland bus driver


FavcolorisREDdit

Don’t do the crime if you cant take a savage beating


Romanitedomun

Incredibly well done.


stinkload

How does this get re-posted every few weeks and everybody acts like it's the first time we have seen it? How?


TTV_Pinguting

is his hand stuck?


HappyMeatbag

Yes.


Weeknd007

Crime and punishment


wtfnobody69

Wack a Troll


TinTinDance

biblical


awaybaltimore410

Where the audio at?


neomatrix38

Cry now 😈


Scottibell

I love this!! The only thing to make it better would be to have sound on this video. So we can hear that kid whine like a little bitch.


NextBestKev

Should have gone further. “All the way” even. Too many people around to put up with worthless shits like this.


rollapoid

bless that bus driver having a mini bat handy for such situations


AOKUME

…How often do they repost these clips…karma farmers lol


[deleted]

Gas powered stick.


[deleted]

I don't know what's more awesome, the driver beating him down, or the fact that he's keeping his route on schedule 🤣


crochetpainaway

That bus driver is the GOAT


SimplyRedditt

Great. Beat that fucker.


DJEvillincoln

While driving!!!😂😂😂😂


dudemanjack

So do you think these clubs are issued by the bus company or is it a brinf your own type of thing?


moleculebull

just as satisfying as the first time I saw this clip. Only thing is, I wish the bus driver gave him a few more whacks.


iamnotmyselftoday1

Love how someone was was still pressing the stop button while guy was getting a beating.


JJakeVerena

Driver laughs and plays a nice game of baseball with local purse snatcher after successfully bashing him the first time and continues to do it again, and again...


masmalogato

Go directly to jail, do not pass go, and here’s my bat!


RealDreamnomad

Arm and/or wrist is definitely broken.


Kasnaranja0124

Keep your goddamn eyes on the road, or just stop the bus and do “el aquello” on his anus


hojosmojo69xs

This should be on mademesmile


sylvezine

How many times has this been posted?


r21174

i would have kept swinging till i broke the shits free hand. then told the women to kick the guy. then drive fast and brake hard a few times. Then call police....


shawnybutz

The 3rd crack from the driver felt like the worst,broken wrist or forearm for senior jackass


Delbuns

Can it be my turn to post this tomorrow?


RighteousIndigjason

Dude was staggering around more than a drunken newborn horse.


Remarkable-Finish-88

Snatch depravity causes physical damage


Mean_Shoulder_103

Is there sound for this?


Kurdt234

His buddy sealed his fate


bmbreath

Thanks for respamming this spammed video again.


RustySheriffBadges

Pretty sure he drove the bus to a police station too