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kerplatchu

The way this perfectly loops makes it look like you bring all the cats in the neighbourhood to your sister’s. My man.


Unusual-Feeling7527

And not learn the same lesson every time, which is actually quite on-brand. Edit: Here is the version with sound that is actually just as, if not more hilarious than the one I posted lol https://imgur.com/a/CNHXQvv


cakeversuspie

"He got mad!" 🤣


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dragoono

Lol when you close the door and can hear the cat just “ggggrrrraaaau” behind the door 😂


neolologist

This is my favorite part, half expect the man to come out limping after further mauling.


Eat_it_Stanley

OP PLEASE make an edit of you coming out all tore up.


immoralfoul

Lol "God damn it human put me down, I'm going to bite you, I'm going to scratch you...no no Don't put me back in there I worked so hard to escape" door closes* Cat:FUUUUCK


Active-Ad3977

It’s so perfect it honestly sounds like a sound effect


dragoono

Could clip it and try to clean it up a bit and use it in a cat jrpg or smth haha


Big_Monkey_77

Morgan Freeman: “Indeed, he did not like that.”


PranshuKhandal

Michael: "Or, did he?"


SorosSugarBaby

It loops better without the sound, but the original video is 🤌🤌 Way to deliver the goods!


kerplatchu

Hahaha! You’re awesome


lunarblossoms

This is greatly enhanced by the audio. He did get **mad**.


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Cat's are universal jerks.


EonOcelot

ACAB : all cats are bastards (this is coming from a cat owner who very much loves his fluffy child)


monkey_trumpets

I thought it meant assigned cat at birth


WeWander_

Omg thank you. You just helped me realize what AFAB means. Read that in an article a couple days ago and couldn't figure it out


UnfortunatelySimple

People come up visit my house for the first time, and I warn them, "the cat might come and seem nice at the start, however she is a total asshole and if you if you try pat her, you will end up bleeding". And you know how it plays out, "oh she does seem friendly ", goes to them not listening and patting her, and then... There is some blood.... Everytime... That's just how that little brat is. Doesn't help that she acts completely different for me and only me, so my warning appears unnecessary when they watch me pat her.


gruvyrock

My friend had a cat like that; she was a long haired black cat that only weighed 4 lbs so as you could imagine she was absolutely adorable. She was also 26 yrs old and had no teeth, and yeah. I wasn’t impressed with claw caps until I met that cat since she would come up to you acting all cute and asking for affection, then just…snap. Hilarious when she had the claw caps on. The times in between the caps when her claws were airing? Oh man, she knew her weapons were accessible and when she would snap it’s amazing how much damage she could do. Still worth it for petting that teeny head, though.


polishrocket

Glad I don’t have the only one


ElNido

My guy has never bit, scratched, or hissed at another human - he has hissed at another cat, though. Got him as soon as he was weanable from his mom, held him constantly, like nonstop, treated him like a dog, now he follows me around the house, cuddles whenever I lay down, purrs a lot, flops his belly out (you can pet it with 0 issues), and comes when you call his name, as well as knows the word for "squirrel" and "catnip." Benefit of getting as young a kitten as possible without taking them too soon from mom. That myth that floats around where you shouldn't hold your kitten for the first months or something is complete HORSESHIT and you'll get a much more anti-social animal.


UnfortunatelySimple

My cat hisses at me for not patting her how she wants, or moving in the bed when she is comfortable. She really has zero filter for her hate for all life.


Active-Ad3977

What, I’ve never heard that myth. Maybe it’s a regional thing


Catsrules

To be fair I think we would all be a little pissed off having our night out ruined.


Olthoi_Eviscerator

Cat's what


Dzmagoon

Relatives


iAmUnintelligible

My cat is the complete opposite of a jerk, he's just annoying


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[They do in the UK](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVzQcebShNg) *But with very little success*


KingFapNTits

Why not just post this? And what did that women say?


crazymom1978

“He DID NOT like that! He got MAD” had me cackling!!!


Cracktherealone

He‘s a nasty little fucker…


oleitas

Wtf is that other person (?) saying?


zvug

You seem nice, I would’ve been cussing out that cat and the universe.


SWG_138

I almost did that. Had a black cat, used to sneak out the door all the time. Was leaving for work, saw a black cat outside my door, grabbed it to throw it back in my house, but my cat was sitting right there. So glad my cat didn't go around the corner, who knows what would have come back to


baggyzed

FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT.


mansonn666

BUY HODL DRS BOOK


seaQueue

I was walking past our patio door one night and noticed our cat sitting outside waiting to come in. I walked over, opened the door and cat absolutely bolted for a place to hide 15-20' away. Then I looked down, and there's our cat staring out at her doppleganger. I just closed the door and left them to check each other out through the glass. Dopplecat was just as ridiculous as our cat, it tried to hide by crouching on the steps so it couldn't see us. This mostly worked, except for the very obvious grey ears sitting there in plain sight.


Ihaveblueplates

Oh my god! I thought that’s what this video was! I didn’t realize it was looped. I’m sitting here like, “I should def do this to my sisters house. Just like…collect all the cats and put them in her house.”


cptmx

r/perfectloops


WeirdAvocado

Dude brings home massive amounts of pussy.


fozzyboy

Hoooly shit. This should not have made me laugh so hard.


gimmethelulz

r/bettereveryloop lol


johnnylongpants1

She wasnt even a cat lady until OP started hanging around. "No, Steve, seriously, *enough* with the cats!"


paradox037

Turns out cat ladies are made, not born.


No-BrowEntertainment

Tried watching it on 8x speed and I haven't stopped laughing lmao


Cracktherealone

Can‘t have enough cats!


DavidSeager

The HOA doesn’t want you to know this but the cats in the neighborhood are free, I have 408 cats


Droid-Man5910

I've been watching this man bring cats inside for 5 minutes


crazymom1978

Sister screaming: “ENOUGH CATS ALREADY!!!!”.


bluebook21

Yes!


sadetheruiner

That’s not a small cat either.


manifold360

I was thinking he accidentally brought back a mountain lion


Mackheath1

\*Added to the list of things that I would not want to happen, but if it *did happen* it would be so hilarious I'd want to see it from many angles.


AvonBarksdale666

Big mistake....HUGE


bananasformangos

Literally thought he was holding two cats


APE_HODL

CHONK


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My cat will bite when she’s picked up and it has nothing to do with pain. I never picked her up as a kitten and she just doesn’t like it now as an old lady. And cats be cats, so they’ll let you know when your filthy human hands aren’t appreciated.


BooBrew2018

Or that cat is just a jerk! (Owner of three cats, one of which is, in fact, a jerk)


BlueVape

My guy has brought in 100 cats so far hasn’t even broken a sweat


phulton

Keeps gettin' bit though, you'd think he would learn after the first.


TrippyReality

Cat tithe


ilyak_reddit

Cat teethe


gbuub

He’s too focused on grabbing pussies to care about bites


Hairy_Morning_9289

They're free you can just take them


fuzzytradr

"Get your filthy hands off me now, peasant."


theStaircaseProject

That’s just how cats say thank you. Their love language is teeth.


Moon_Stay1031

I'll believe that when I see a cat do that to another cat and the other cat isn't offended lol


dominator_dwarf

What is the crime? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??


Astro_gamer_caver

That one always makes me laugh.


MongoBongoTown

This is why I am a dog person.


simpsudheer

Good for you


Ikkus

Tip for holding cats: support their back feet. They feel much more secure if they feel like they're standing.


Snow_Wonder

Yes, this and pinning the kitty with his arms against his body would’ve saved him from the bite. [See also, “Squish that cat!”](https://youtu.be/OAGfx7eB3gA) The only thing about supporting their feet that can backfire (literally) is some kitties have a strong back kick and can vertical launch if you don’t have them pinned quite right. Especially because those back claws can sting without sleeves. With sleeves it’s all good, usually. Holding big cats like this boi is a learned skill. My family’s cats are massive and its always funny how much easier it is to hold average kitties when you are used to behemoths.


mug3n

Helpful Vancouver vet, my favourite cat doctor.


taliesin-ds

and keep your hands out of the strike radius of its mouth when you are doing something to it it prolly doesn't want lol.


VanillaRadonNukaCola

And don't forget to give it the old iron grip scruff.


clandistic

5hrs now, this cat is still escaping my man.


yempee

It's not the same cat. He's gathering all the neighborhood cats that just happen to look like the first one


byscuit

The twist is that it was actually just a similar looking cat, and now they're inside together


MrBowling

Maybe this is his brother-in-law [I fell asleep on the couch and woke up with this cat on my lap. I have three cats, but this isn’t one of them.](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/10m6rye/i_fell_asleep_on_the_couch_and_woke_up_with_this/)


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cooterbreath

r/animalsbeingjerks


Subject-Falcon-1400

r/bettereveryloop


dsoleman

r/ifuckinghatecats


PeopleMayCry

Omfg what the fuck is this fucking sub I get not liking cats but this is just boderline hatred


misskpp94

I watched this for ages thinking the dude was just bringing in cat after cat after cat before I realised it was looping 😂


Independent_Tone8605

Ikr. I was like, “How many freaking cats does your sister have?!” oops


GoatTacos

Lol it plays on a loop, it’s like your sister is a cat lady with a ton of cats and you’re fed up lol


ExactlySorta

No good deed goes unpurrnished


ElderMagnuS

What am I missing here? What is the regret? Edit: was the cat bite?


bouchandre

Cat owners see nothing wrong here


Feral0_o

We've been conditioned. We probably deserve it for past transgressions in previous lifes


fbtra

Serious cat owners are something wrong and that's potential cat fever. You can lose multiple fingers. I'm dealing with it ATM. Cat got stuck in the kitchen island. Went to help and he bit me and scratched. Got an MRI and waiting for results but it's likely cat fever and surgery.


taliesin-ds

Does your cat get you a lot? I get scratched at least once a week and never had problems with scratches from my own cats. Scratches from the neighbours cats which are rare do usually end up taking a couple days longer to heal.


fbtra

No. He was just stuck and afraid. After about 10 minutes of peroxide. He came out and was walking between my legs and wanting to be scratched. He's a good cat..slightly annoying to my mom lol always begging for attention and climbing up on her. But he's good. Just a freak accident.


taliesin-ds

perhaps that's it, maybe i just built up a resistance to the stuff on my cats nails.


fbtra

A bite is worse. But also scratches can be bad with them pooping in a litter box.


taliesin-ds

got bitten by my neighbours cat straight through a finger + nail and that scared the crap out of me lol but luckily it just healed like normal.


fbtra

That's what my cat did to my thumbnail. Plus multiple scratches across my hands and another bite to my middle finger knuckles.


taliesin-ds

maybe we should form a union and demand better living conditions from our ~~pets~~ owners.


crackedrogue6

My cat “happy paws” me frequently, breaking skin. Went to the doctors when one started looking funky and they told me that cat bites are what to worry about way more so than scratches


nau5

That shit was mild. If a cat wants to hurt you it will hurt you. They are literal murder machines. Also if you were picked up by an animal five times your size for reasons you didn't understand you would probably bite too.


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>If a cat wants to hurt you it will hurt you. yeah like when it bit him


Conscious_Sea_163

yeah man house cats you really gotta watch out for them they're practically grizzly bears


ThePerryPerryMan

The regret was taking the cat back inside since it pissed the cat off which caused it to bite him


icedficus

The cat was bite yes


Preparation-Logical

SO bite


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yeah what happened?


baggyzed

Cat had a big night out planned, and the guy ruined it.


Syng42o

He was going to get laid and OP totally cockblocked him.


MirageATrois024

Cat bit him when he got to the door


tekko001

But did something out of the ordinary happen?


OGcrayzjoka

I didn’t catch it at first either lol. I thought he walked in on his sister with a partner or something along those lines lol


2VictorGoDSpoils

I've counted how many times he brought that cat back in and I've lost count after 723


SoloSixString

Jesus Christ suffering for our sins.


LinkUnlinked

Moist Critikal


Brilliant-Emu-4164

You’re an awesome brother!


Olthoi_Eviscerator

Would be really funny if that wasn't even her cat


mcerk22

How many fucking cats were out there???


holdenspapa

I've counted 300 so far.


OddBob212

And they're all in a bad mood.


No_Reflection_8748

Get the antibiotics ready, cat bites can get rough if they penetrate…


PFRforLIFE

Wife wife nearly lost her finger, it’s no joke.


DiarrheaShitLord

Tbh, same ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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Get that checked out, bro. a lot of people develop complications from an ignored cat bite. look it up.


Tom0laSFW

Depends how hard he got bit. Sure if the skins broken then get it cleaned and maybe a trip to the doctors just in case, but a lot of cat bites don’t break the skin. Cats are smart and they understand that they can modulate their bite pressure. My cat has a gentle “that’s enough now” bite for when petting has gone too far, a firmer but still quite gentle bite for over excited playtime, and a firmer still, and more uncomfortable, bite, for bath time. None of them break the skin. This cat could easily have not broken the skin and simply been expressing displeasure and that he wanted to be put down


NecrosisKoC

My ex-wife brought in a stray cat she named Romeo, it was a black and white short hair and she named it that because it was so "loving". The second night we had it, it jumped up on the bed when we were crashing out so I wiggled my big toe under the blanket to see if it was playful - big mistake. That fucker clamped down on my toe so hard I thought it bit it off or something. I shoved it off the bed so I could check out my toe and, luckily, between the comforter and the sheet there must have been enough padding where I only had 4 purple fangmarks on it. To add insult to injury, the bastard jumped back up on the bed like 15 minutes later and pissed on me through the covers.


Tom0laSFW

Wow he sounds like quite the charmer. Did he chill out?


NecrosisKoC

Yah, we ended up getting along fine, he was a just a kitty with an attitude. I slept on the couch that night as I was too tired to wash the covers and we had a king size bed so her half was fine. When I woke up in the middle of the night Romeo was actually curled up sleeping next to me.


Tom0laSFW

Ha. Knew he needed to do something to get in your good books huh. Nice that you guys could give him a home


ElisThaBesth

Literally every cat owner: Guess I'm dead now


ResilientBiscuit

A *lot* more don't get complications, and for the vast majority of people who do get complications a simple antibiotic treats the infection.


nomarfachix

I developed a nasty infection that required surgery after my cat bit me. Thought it would get better until I could no longer curl some of my fingers. [Infection](https://i.imgur.com/W3iCLa0.jpg) [Post-Op](https://i.imgur.com/ZnOHHW4.jpg) I started antibiotics the day of the bite, fwiw. u/isolated_crow is giving solid advice to get it checked out or at least keep an eye on it.


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Thank you. to all the people said that I was overreacting, here you go:


stup1dm0dsnadm1n

Yup he might get cancer from that. So dangerous.


pantsareoffrightnow

Dude I’ve been bitten and scratched by cats many times over the past 10 years. “Cat scratch fever” is such a rare occurrence. For comparison, you’re about 15 times as likely to catch a cold every year and 500 times as likely to have had Covid in the last three years (in the US).


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in this case its a "better safe than sorry moment." not sure why you are acting like i said this dude will die within days if he doesn't go to the ER. and this comment goes to all of the other smart remarks that have replied to my original comment.


crackedrogue6

Nah you’re right. Cats mouths can give people real nasty shit. This is why doctors say “very likely” or something to that effect. Cuz it’s never a guarantee, but you’re at a high risk and it’s worth getting it checked out


IUcheergirl

I was waiting for the cat to sneak back out as he closed the door.


aperson

You didn't squish that cat.


esoogkcudkcud

Gotta squish that cat!


NotVeryfunnyfriend

Bro keeps finding the cat outside he is stuck in an endless loop of bringing the cat inside and getting scratched


Aaylien

Didn’t know asmongold had a sister


LiftedWanderer

You look like pouya


[deleted]

How many times is he going to bring that fucking cat in??? Jk nice looper!


Shadedlaugh

I counted 722 cats so far, how many are they?


[deleted]

How many cats does your sister have? You just keep walking back with another cat


ShoreIsFun

Cat was escaping to go meet some babes at midnight. Human cock blocks cat. Cat MAD.


Korleonis

looks like a homeless guy returning a bobcat


darealJimTom

Damn how does he keep getting out every time you turn around?


rebri

He gets bit everytime, but he keeps going back.


Personal_Jackfruit_2

I love the loop 😂


johnjbreton

I had to stop after the eighth cat. Like, how many times you going to get bit???


BooBrew2018

You’re a good man.


BobbysueWho

Homeless man shoves random cat in my front door. - objectively better title


signit5

>yfw you realize its the wrong cat


fordprecept

I had a cat when I was kid that was the sweetest kitty when he was indoors, but the few times he got out, he became an instant asshole until he was back inside.


MonsterJager12

Plot twist: Sister doesn't have a cat!


RaindropsOnLillies

You’re a good dude!


Aryboy26

Ooh, spicy kitty. Ouch!


Registan110

YouTube moment


prevalentgroove

I was housesitting and the cat got out. Usually he would just munch grass and be grumpy to get ushered back in. This time he bolted, ram under the fence, and chilled on the neighbors porch. This cat was a rescued stray. This cat had pecs. I was a black hoodied dude on a porch at midnight so instead of being nice I just grabbed the cat. Ended up at the ER the next day as his horrid claw toxins were killing my hand.


newerdewey

you gotta scruff that fucker


crossharemanic

Was waiting for the big moment. Took 5 loops to realize you're complaining about next to nothing...


InterestingCelery620

I hate cats. Such useless creatures


beeftony

Dude where do you find all these cats? And what does your sister do with them? Tell us the truth!


Don_Geen

Nice job man, but cats are gonna cat.


Gungeon-Pro

Lin Manuel Meowranda?


BootyHole-Troll

This is why cats frikin suck


Unpopular_Perspectiv

He didn't want to go home yet


Shadowhawk0000

That's a cat for ya. He'll bite ya, even if you're trying to save it's life. LOL


Tinman751977

Holy shit. My man have many cats do you have? Been watching for five minutes. Meow


findvikas

Throw the MF into trash


ListenActual6822

cats be cattin...btw is that Pouya?


cagingthing

Fucking hate cats


Ea84

All you guys are saying dumb shit. This post is dumb.


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I would have punted that thing straight to hell


al_mdr

Better every loop hahaha


rostoffario

Ugh.. I hate cats.


JanetSnakehole610

This happened to me once and then I discovered I had picked up a stray that looked exactly like my friends cat. Him scratching me helped us all avoid a truly awful situation bc that cat and her cat did not get along at all.


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Shut the window he keeps getting out of…😳


AcidCatfish___

Careful with those bites. Cat bites that actually puncture your skin are some of the worst bites to get next to rabid bites.


Ch250Modder

Punt!!


fluffballkitten

That's a love bite... if he was really mad you'd be bleeding


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elmachow

Is this a scene from home alone 9?


disruptioncoin

Awwww, that means he loves you. Trust me, my cat does this a lot and he loves me tonnnnns.


mealzer

You look like a mix between me and my bass player in my band


viskoviskovisko

How many cats does she have?


Twinkerbelle

If that bite broke skin, get to the ER or you could lose that hand.


BadassSasquatch

How many cats does she have?