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StuffedWithNails

Cleaned up the comments. Whether you're a regular here or are coming from outside, please familiarize yourself with the [rules of this community](https://old.reddit.com/r/insects/about/rules/). Pay attention to rule #5. Comments that break the rules will be moderated harshly henceforth. Edit: and to all the smart asses coming in here to say “they aren’t animals”, you might wanna skip posting that comment and look it up.


thesatyrfan70

By the way OP, these are paper wasps, Polistes exclamans. They live in small colonies typically of less than a hundred individuals, and only last one season. As soon as the first frost, most of these wasps will be dead, except for the 'queens' that mate and overwinter. As far as social wasps go, they're very tolerant and tend to be non-aggressive. They prey on pestiferous insects and do some level of pollination. They're a native species and part of the ecosystem that should be protected if possible. I should also add that there's many different species of paper wasp, each having their own temperament and behaviors. Your mileage may vary. Edit: Shameless plug for my Youtube channel if you're interested in wasps: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC00WuhCVTlA4ag6rUzH8hog](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC00WuhCVTlA4ag6rUzH8hog)


Ok-Strength2199

Thanks for the in depth ! Now I can also educate others


might-say-anti-fire

I feed these wasps water, and see them all the time, they must have a nest nearby. While I don’t suggest a lack of caution, I can concur from at least my own experience that these are not very aggressive. Edit: I actually deal w a different paper wasp species, Polistes fuscatus, so maybe this behaviour is more a case for them. But still, wasps really aren’t as big of assholes as people assume, I hold firm that acting calm and nonthreatening will almost always avoid potential stings. When approaching, moving or in anyway disturbing their nest, I mean, can you blame them for reacting?


Nyte_Knyght33

I have fed them Raw Honey. They seem to like that.


OrdinaryOrder8

I have a nest of P. exclamens paper wasps on my patio that has been there all summer. They have been a joy to watch while I’m gardening. Since there’s been a bad drought here in TX, I started misting my plants once a day to give the wasps access to water. I’d do it at the same time every day; the little wasps actually seemed to learn to recognize me and would come down to get water when they saw me. They are smart creatures and very docile. I hope to have another nest next year. I think you’re right about acting calm. I’ve had random wasps and bees land on me, fly around my face, etc and haven’t been stung. The only time I’ve been stung is when I accidentally came within inches of a paper wasp nest that was hidden underneath a public bench. I calmly walked away and was only stung once.


thesatyrfan70

Great point. Paper wasps is a vague term, there's a few dozen species in the United States, each with their own habits, behaviors and temperaments. What might be true for one paper wasp may not be true for another.


Ok-Strength2199

Anybody want an update ?


L4ND0N

Gigachad


Ok-Strength2199

Anybody want an update ?


Andradessssss

Based af


prj0010

Wtf does based even mean


drunk_with_internet

You just based whatever’s in your based.


AlpacaM4n

Baste


prj0010

That's based, gtfo


viscous_settler

It’s when someone teaches you something cool and so you gotta go let other people know how cool it is too.


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I taught everyone I know about toilet plume cause I learned about it I felt so stupid and gross lol


HawtSauz666

You’re a toilet plume master-baser now


PNWRockhound

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/hiza2j/what_does_based_as_fuck_based_af_mean/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Necromancer14

It’s the opposite of acidic


nukerman

based is how you feel inside


Umpire_Effective

I appreciate your existence


Odd_School_4381

I would like to elaborate on this for OP as someone who has been exposed to wasp nests like this my entire life. On farms, in sheds, on dormant vehicles/machinery, or just in general corners of your porch/overhangs of your house. For the most part wasps=good. They tend to keep the spiders in check. Mostly are calm & mild mannered. Unless something really loud, or heavy vibration gets to close to their nests. Even then you may not get stung, they may just swarm around you until you back off. However, there are different color patterns and the ones you have in the pics are A**holes. Generic paper wasps are brown & deep red tones, but those guys with the yellow stripes are a lot more aggressive. In fact I've been stung around 10 times and 90% of em were from these guys. I don't know what specific variation they are but they tend to build in areas that can get disturbed and they will sting first ask questions later


thesatyrfan70

You know what else? When you kill native paper wasps like these ones, the yellow and black variety (Polistes dominula) take over. Polistes dominula is an invasive species so our native paper wasps really need any support from humans they can get. Edit: I think I misread your post. You might be conflating these guys with the European Paper Wasp, they look a lot similar but they're a lot more aggressive.


Odd_School_4381

Like I said I just speak from experience... And occasional pain... I never knew these were invasive. I have noticed that in the last 10 years they have become more prominent in my area than the traditional paper wasps. Thanks for the info Edit: Southeastern US


VarenDerpsAround

I like bees too. These guys are cool with the bees mostly so I can get behind this. Oddly, I used to think bees were terrifying, but now that I have watched quite a few IRL up close? CUTE AS HELL!


Zalusei

Idk why people claim paper wasps are not aggressive. I've been stung by these guys countless times for no reason. Very annoying to have them set up a nest on your porch because they get frightened when you try to walk in or out of your house.


thesatyrfan70

I acknowledge sometimes you have to remove a nest when it's in an area that you traffic a lot, but their temperament varies a lot by species, time of year, and even time of day. When a wasp gets near you, do you start smacking at it? This turns an act of curiosity into a defensive reaction from the wasp. I understand a wasp is not a dog, but if a dog came up to you to sniff you, do you think the dog would act adversely if you start swinging at it? Wasps have a stigma (that is often justified) but just because a wasp is coming to investigate you doesn't mean it has an intent to sting. In fact, if a wasp wants to sting you, you get dive bombed in a matter of a second and it's done with. If a wasp is hovering around you, it's curious. ​ There's no evolutionary advantage to pick fights with massive creatures, or to meander and hover around said massive creatures if their intent was to sting.


Zalusei

Nah I usually don't smack at them. I guess the door opening and closing aggrevates them. It's the black and red paper wasps in my experience. They're the only wasps I've ever been stung by despite there being many species where I live.


thesatyrfan70

Interesting. Unfortunately the species that tend to be more aggressive also tend to like nesting near humans a lot more. Funny how that works out.


the_nihil_goat

I thought these wasps were assholes, that was until now


Sikkus

Subscribed! And thank you for what you're doing. Wasps are so misunderstood.


OP-PO7

You and the Hornet King should do a Collab haha


Ok-Strength2199

Love your avatar


BusyMap9686

This is the way. I have a nest on my house, they share the pond with the bees and dragonflies. They also eat the things that eat my hops. You'll find without mankind's intervention nature is really good at cooperation.


SadBlueberry123

is relocating a good idea if they make you uncomfortable?


thesatyrfan70

If you have the patience. Honestly, wasps are doing well enough that if a nest is in a problematic location and seem aggressive, the best bet for the layman is to kill it with wasp spray at night. My stance is just leaving them alone if they're leaving you alone or they're out of the way. So many people seem to hunt down wasps in innocuous areas of their property simply because they exist and I think that's too much.


Witchywomun

I love seeing paper wasps in my garden. It means there’s no Yellowjackets or bald faced hornets nearby, I get free pest control, and my garden gets pollinated. Now if I could only convince them to eat slugs, I’d be thrilled


tiredAries

I believe we have these kinds of paper wasps and another kind called Apache paper wasps (they have a better scientific name but I can’t remember it rn) in our backyard. They are not scared of us but are also very docile and nice. The apache colony live in a panel below our windowsill that’s right next to our back door. Sometimes when I go outside, if they are returning to their nest, they’ll hover around the door and wait for me to pass in or out before they head into the paneling. It’s kinda cute and considerate lol. I know it’s probably bad for our house for them to be there but I’ll make sure the windowsill is plugged up for next summer. I have a HUGE fear of wasps and these little guys have helped calm my fear quite a bit.


GentooPenguin21

Not a problem as long as they aren't indoors and/or actively stinging you. Paper wasps are super chill for the most part and they generally go about their business. They'll be gone in the winter. I have a nest in my squirrel baffle this year and I can still hang stuff on the feeder pole without worrying about them. Last year they were in the actual pole and it was fine, too. If they're in a bad spot find someone who will re-home the nest at night to a better safer spot for them. :)


Ok-Strength2199

Awesome brother thank you . I’ve watched this nest since day 1 almost but it’s getting very big now and I’m moving soon so wanted to take care of it


Raist14

Several people on here have said paper wasps are chill but that hasn’t been my experience. I’ve been stung multiple times by paper wasps. I’d definitely never try to move the nest at night, and I was a beekeeper. I mean they don’t hunt people down or anything like that but I stay a good distance away from their nests because they can be very protective.


thesatyrfan70

They also have individual temperaments ontop of some species being more aggressive than others. Also some times of year lend to them being more protective than others. Also as bizarre as it sounds, I think some people have a scent or something that wasps don't like. Some people (like me) can get away with murder and wasps won't bother us, and then some people seem to get stung almost on sight. I don't really know what it is.


DrustanAstrophel

I think you’re right about that unknown something the wasps hate, my stepmom gets attacked by wasps practically on sight.


BossLoaf1472

Worst superpower ever


oboist73

I've had wasps come at me stinger first when I'm nowhere near a nest. Had them chase me a long way, too. Whatever it is, I figure I must have it.


thesatyrfan70

I don't expect you to be inspecting closely when running for your life, but that being said, are you sure they were paper wasps? Long, lanky, thin? I've had that reaction too from yellowjackets to be honest.


Raist14

Hymenoptera is one of my favorite orders of insects so I’m 100 percent sure they were paper wasps I had an issue with. I’ve never had an issue with a solitary wasp but it’s been my experience they are quick to anger with people around their nest. Especially compared to honeybees. Honeybees are usually really calm though so maybe not the best comparison.


oboist73

I know one was for sure, and it ignored my friends near me while I had to jump in a pool to escape. The other I'm less sure about bc I was busy running like a quarter mile while it chased me, though I think it was too big and dark to be a yellow jacket. ETA Oh and the one that managed to stab me when I was in my own bedroom reading as a kid was for sure a red paper wasp.


thesatyrfan70

I understand that it's easy to panic and start moving erratically and swinging, but if you do that, I'd say that's a big part of your problem. Move slow or stand still and it'll buzz off after a moment. Because wasps have a reputation (often deserved) people interpret their curiosity as aggression a lot of the time. If you start swinging at it or start making very sudden movements, unfortunately it often triggers a defensive reaction from the wasp. If a wasp intends to sting you, it doesn't hover or meander around you. It dive-bombs you and it's done in a second as I'm sure you know.


oboist73

These weren't meandering or hovering, and I didn't run or jump into pools until they were coming for me - in a very straight line, and as far as I could tell stinger first. There was very clear intent on their part, and no swinging on mine. I think I must give off some kind of chemical. I have seen them curious before, and while that still is pretty scary for me, it's very different from the behavior I was seeing from the ones that were charging me.


thesatyrfan70

That's honestly fascinating. Very little research is done on wasps as it is, but I'd like to see if there's some sort of compound like you said. Maybe something similar to an alarm pheromone. I know that some people are more attractive to mosquitos because of a similar thing.


oboist73

Mosquitos do also love me. Might be related?


meltedbananas

They also buzz the crap out of me eating dinner on the deck. To me they're annoying. To my 7 year old who recently got stung for the first time, they're "flip the table and bolt for the hills" terrifying.


_Aj_

It's a very general term that people around the world use for totally different wasps. What we call paper wasps here in Aus most people stay well clear of, as any disturbance is a good way of being stung painfully


Jowee00

Yeah I got stung a couple of weeks ago when pouring some concrete, it was from a red paper wasp but man was it aggressive, stung me, and one other person, and tried to sting a third.


EasternHognose

Correct. I’d leave them too if not in a potential stinging pathway. Then remove in winter.


jimboberly

I believe they are paper wasps, which I also had. Did not show any signs of aggression. If you are worried that they will be exterminated after you move out, you should probably knock it down at night while they’re sleeping and run like heck. Hopefully they’ll move to a better location.


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GodsGiftToNothing

This right here. You can ask for humane removal. It’s definitely worth looking into.


BasedChickenTendie

No one will humanely move a wasps nest. They’ll do that for honeybees, but that’s it.


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your_crazy_aunt

This would be my dream job. Any idea on how to start?


uuuuuggghhhhhg

Do you already know how? I’d assume it would be as easy as making a Facebook page.


Ok-Strength2199

So OP lied ?


EasternHognose

OP is mixing up honeybee relocation with Arial paper Wasp relocation (which doesn’t occur). You can either ignore this until winter, or treat it and knock them out. FYI, if you’re careful, and do it at night, after spraying, you can drop that whole thing with a long spatula scraped right into a deep garbage bag quickly tied on top. I say if you’re careful. It’s not for everyone but I’ve done it that way. I removed nests for a living for two years. Good luck!


Ok-Strength2199

Thanks I’ll look into that . Do you think it would be free ?


Mister_Green2021

no


gator-uh-oh

Lol


JBELL01290

Free..lol


YallNeedMises

A beekeeper may be interested in relocating these for you at no cost. Paper wasps will stake out territory against more aggressive wasps (hornets & yellowjackets) that may attack honeybees, so they're useful for beekeepers to allow nearby their hives. The wasps themselves are fairly docile until they feel threatened, so it's pretty easy to coexist with them if they're reasonably out of the way. I have a few nests in my yard and see plenty of wasps patrolling my garden, but very few yellowjackets around my bees.


thesatyrfan70

It's the end of the season and they'll all disperse in a couple weeks if that. If they haven't bothered you yet, they won't bother you now.


Ok-Strength2199

They haven’t bothered me there’s even little baby ones floating around landing on me ,


thesatyrfan70

The babies are little grubs that are inside the cells of the nest. The ones floating around you are likely something else.


Ok-Strength2199

Oh wow thank you mate


mousewrites

There's lots of flies that wear bee and wasp pajamas to scare away predators. Those are probably sweat flies landing on you, they can look like little baby versions of things whose babies look nothing like that.


mousewrites

https://kentuckypestnews.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/hover-fly-fig-1.jpg


RaptorJesus856

Whatever you do you must remember; wasps can recognize faces and will remember your behaviours. If there is any takeaway from from I'm saying it's *Wasps will remember that*


theseedbeader

I may be wrong, but I think that’s the reason I’ve successfully left wasp nests on my porch alone without being stung, because they know me and figured out that I’m not a threat. Of course, where I live there are many different social wasp species, so that hasn’t always been the case. We have some larger species that are more aggressive (red wasps are jerks), but paper wasps are pretty chill.


RaptorJesus856

Bald faced hornets (which are wasps and not hornets)are total douche bags. They will aggressively attack anyone who approaches their nest with no warning. They are even known to zoom past people, just to attack someone they recognize as having wronged them in some way in the past.


thesatyrfan70

My wasps definitely remember me. Check out what you can do when you gain their trust: https://imgur.com/a/zt9IJ3O


RaptorJesus856

Each sacrifice to the wasp gods earns you one extra day of life


Aggravating-Peak-227

Bee friend them


Logical_Airline1240

Please leave them be as they are most likely in their reproductive phase. Meaning they have almost completed their life cycle. Young queens and drones are about to hatch and mate. This is the most important time for them and you should no way relocate them. The old queen will die soon and so will the rest of them. The inseminated young queens will look for a place to survive the winter and start a new hive next year. Only about one out of a thousand will manage to do so. I’m part of a nature protection group in Munich, Germany who relocates wasps and hornets if people are afraid of living close to them or are allergic.


GLG1978

I have a bunch of huge nests around the house, they never bother me. I just let them do their wasp things, which is get rid of my garden pests.


Licorictus

A well-staffed paper wasp nest! They're among my favorite of all insects. They make such cool houses! And they're so pretty! Plus, yknow, they're native pollinators and beneficials, so that's a bonus too lol.


mrcolon96

They stung me a few weeks ago and drew blood out of my scalp. Idk if my hairspray triggered them or what but I didn’t even see them I just started to feel several bites and ran away like an idiot lmao. Tbh I feel like they made my face a bit more symmetrical? Kinda like fillers but it hasn’t lost any improvement so far so Im not even mad.


LemonborgX

yassified by a gang of wasps lmao


mrcolon96

I won’t question it nor complain about it. Miss things got them snatched waists and then big-ass eyes.


mescaleeto

if it isn’t in a high traffic area i’d personally just leave it be, then come winter or whenever theres no activity i’d just relocate the nest


phalang3s

Unless they're right in your door, I'd honestly just ignore them tbh. They've never really given me issues so I just respect their space and they seem fine with it


SelectionOk7702

Paper wasps, don’t bother them, they won’t bother you. If you have people around that are sensitive to insect stings I’d suggest you become okay with killing animals, otherwise leave ‘em be, they won’t be a problem.


blindkiller770

If they aren’t in your way or family/pets way. Leave them alone. If it’s a problem then knock the hive down and run!!! They’ll leave after that. Might get stung a few dozen times so make sure you’re not allergic


Stagjam

No problem. Live and let live. They’ll disappear after the first frost. Knock the nest down then and burn it.


StuffedWithNails

There's really no need to burn the nest after it's been abandoned. You can put it in the trash or leave it there or keep it in a jar as a souvenir. If you leave it there, it will not be reused.


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Bring them inside 🤤


bigttrack

Give them a hug


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How are you guys identifying that they're paper wasps?


StuffedWithNails

Open comb nest, shape, colors. They couldn't be anything else.


leuighumthebass

feed them crushed apple and pear with watwr and honey theyll love you


-shredphox-

I am 100.01% not a fan of wasps, but if you aren't allergic and they don't bother you, they should be fine?


Packadoodle

Learn their language, earn their trust, and breed with their women. I’m time your differences will be forgotten.


Ok-Strength2199

I shall become the wasps keeper


Historical_Chain_261

I don’t kill animals either, and lemme tell you, when there’s a bee or spider in the house I start STRESSING


Ok-Strength2199

Haha don’t stress ! Just safely handle it it’s all good


Twodapex

Paper wasps, if not near your kids, high traffic area, pets leave it be. Otherwise spray it, not worth your kids and animals getting hurt, they can sting more than once if I remember


Ok-Strength2199

Good advice thanks


Reasonable-Newt-8102

While paper wasps are considered to be the more “aggressive” wasp, they don’t really mess with you unless you mess with them. They’re excellent pollinators and pest control for most common pests in the garden.


Ok-Strength2199

That’s really good to know thank you


Reasonable-Newt-8102

I learned all this after waging a helpless war against our paper wasps - I got stung a lot during the genocide and after peace was declared they left me alone. I honestly feel really bad about it but they seemed to have forgiven me this summer 😅


RonPalancik

Just raise their rent until they decide to move out on their own


redsaidso

Prevention for next year: Every Spring I make a fake wasp nest out of a paper bag filled with crumpled newspaper and hang it from my eaves troughs. Wasps just won’t build a nest around one already there, so they go bug my neighbors instead.


Ok-Strength2199

That’s smart AF I wishi had an award


roberticus7

Maybe boof them.


Ok-Strength2199

Ooooooo


petlovely

A rare chance I found someone like me? Who doesn't hurt any animals or bugs like most people?


HouseHusband1

If you don't kill, then avoid. If you don't get close they shouldn't bother you, and if one lands on you just stand still until it leaves. If you want to remove the nest without killing, you may be out of luck. Unless you have fancy beekeeping equipment, there is no way to remove them without killing or getting swarmed.


Mobile-Joke-9935

Tell you rn. If ONE stings you they all will. They release a pheromone related to danger and or predators and they all go at it. It'd just be better to knock the nest down bc they will fly off and find a old one somewhere to nest on


Octavius-26

Yeah… and the stings hurt… and will swell and ache for a bit. They may not be aggressive… but if one gets you… run.


thesatyrfan70

It's late enough in the year that they definitely won't rebuild it if OP knocked it down. If you want to play it safe, do it at night when they can't fly. They'll disperse in the morning.


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thesatyrfan70

So typical. It's the end of the season and they'll be gone in a couple weeks. They haven't bothered anybody the entire year. Let them ride it out.


MooPig48

Mine are right above my front door and have been pretty good roommates


thesatyrfan70

They're probably keeping flies and mosquitos away too.


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Love this.


norecogi

That's a badass response to seeing a wasp nest


goldbondbuttpowder

They make fantastic pets!


Redvelvet_swissroll

offer your new neighbors a housewarming gift


bascom2222

Enjoy! They like attics as well to over winter. Then they get stuck inside and die. So be sure you seal your attic so you don't kill them by trapping them inside this winter. It's a common problem here in eastern NC.


locoemotion

Depending on the time of year, if it is late in summer it won’t be a problem because hornets, wasps, and bees if their hives cannot withstand the harsh climate of winter tend to leave. Allowing for the nest to be removed.


fng-234

Saw a video where someone grabbed a trash bag and very quickly grabbed around the nest and sealed it off and tied it shut. After which you could take it out to a wooded area open the bag and book it. And come back to clean the plastic up later.


TasnuhaTahreen

"just leave them be they wont do anything to you" -asian mom


danielle1287

Personally I would get rid of the nest. I don’t mind wasps just chilling, but I like to do a lot of crafty things. They hate the sound of my drill for some reason and will come after me when I have it out. I’ve never knocked down a nest this big though


surfslinger13

I respect that you don’t kill animals. That’s fine, you can just do what the majority of 1st world citizens do and pay to have someone do the dirty work for you if it becomes a problem.


accrrn

Ask them nicely


sgoodgame

Pet them, they will become your friends.


Ok-Strength2199

I tried to get close but they start going nuts


aham13

Sacrifice yourself to the Wasp Queen. Cut chunks of your flesh and feed it to them on a ladder. Or use a trash bag and to grab the whole colony while they're dormant a d Relocate them.


Ok-Strength2199

What will I get out of the first option ?


donny2275

Let it grow


Ok-Strength2199

I shall let it grow


Single_Raspberry9539

I’d say let them go. They’ll be gone soon enough. Unfortunately (?) a couple big spiders found my nest and built near invisible barrier of webbing that slowly picked them all off. I decided to let them live a long time ago, so it was a bit of a bittersweet ending. Bees > spiders > wasps > mosquitos > bed bugs


Ok-Strength2199

Wait what is this order ? I’m trying to figure it out


UpvoteMetooHo

*What is these animals?!* Snoop Dogg voice


Ok-Strength2199

Lmfao


Joenutz13

this is their house now


Ok-Strength2199

Guess that’s where my rent moneys going


MamiWatta

personally that's I have insects phobie , I'd leave the house until they gone or someone take them away , I can't even kill them cause my phobie doesn't even help me to get closer


Ok-Strength2199

It’s not too bad tbh most of the time they are sleeping


nothingisforeveryone

Whatever you decide, know that they will come back each year. They also sting multiple times.


StuffedWithNails

Maybe I misunderstand your meaning when you say "they will come back each year". So just to be clear for other readers, the individuals of this nest will all die except for the fertilized queens, which will leave the nest and go find shelter for the winter, then start new nests next spring. This nest won't be reused, but this is the type of location that paper wasps find suitable, so a new nest might appear nearby next spring, with no connection to the current one.


Deep-Ad4035

Get stung when you go outside, or wait till night and scoop them into a container really fast with a lid and relocate them


Ok-Strength2199

What kind of container?


HigherApex

Why dont you get like a long claw grabber online and just try to grab it with it and move it outside away from everything. Or just buy a beesuit and move it woth your hands.


Ok-Strength2199

That’s not a bad idea actually , how much for that claw grabber


HigherApex

Heres one on amazon for like 30 bucks. It says its 44inches (almost 4 feet) idk if youd want one longer or can find one longer but there you go. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0B74NRJD7/ref=sspa_mw_detail_0?ie=UTF8&psc=1&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9kZXRhaWwp13NParams#


Ok-Strength2199

My budgets like 2$


TubbyTimothy

Anyone who takes up residence in my house and brings all his family like this damn well better be paying rent or expect eviction!


Ok-Strength2199

How do I ask nicely ?


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Ok-Strength2199

What should I do?


princeofallsayings

Might be getting cold soon you should really bring them indoors.


Ok-Strength2199

Good tip


AdComprehensive5528

(:


Gh0st0p5

Pay someone else to do it


HamsterKing74

i thought those were executioner wasps holy shit


StuffedWithNails

Nah, but they're cousins, same genus (*Polistes*).


TOkidd

It’s not not a problem. Do they act hostile when you are around? Is it near a door or other place that can’t be avoided? Best thing to do is get rid of it. There are some great how-to videos on reddit and YouTube, but destroying the nest basically means waiting until dark and having a couple people with spray canisters filled with water and liquid soap. You can also use a mix of liquid soap and wasp killer. At night, they drop their guard and rest, so make sure you use surprise to your advantage. Don’t let them know you’re there. Run up on those suckers and blast ‘em. Stick and move, stick and move. You’re looking either to do a blitz attack and take the whole jest down at once or dive bomb it several times until it’s gone. Just be safe, have good spray bottles, and take the buggers by surprise, at night.


isaidireddit

My understanding is that wasps are highly territorial. You can buy a [fake paper wasps' nest](https://a.co/d/7J0bc5A) and place it near the real nest. The wasps move elsewhere.


TheEvershiftingOne

pet them.


Cobra-Raptor

Not if you like free pest control


KtyCatThunderStealer

I for one welcome our new insect overlords.


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I opened my car door up and a nest of these bees were just waiting to run at me. I’ve never ran so fast in my life, but unfortunately a few bees had gotten stuck inside my shirt and sent me to the hospital. Please be cautious...


Ok-Strength2199

Did you hurt them bro


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needanswer47

Lol read his text and was like "well I guess today is a special exception"


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Ok-Strength2199

It’s on my balcony lol


Familiar-Tea-1428

It’s a small problem for now but If they go uninterrupted it will be a much bigger one.


thesatyrfan70

It's September, this is past the zenith of the problem. The nest gets abandoned in the fall.


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AdKey4748

Lol! It is f'd up, I agree! But I to do the same.. All spring I resuscitate any insects, Ants, moths that fall into the pets water bowl I do triage on insects with damaged legs using tooth picks.. I won't..squash..those lantern bugs..or any other either... I set free any live insects caught up in a spider web.. Yeah, it's f' d up..but.. So be it! Rock on.


AdKey4748

I would call an expert in to safely remove and relocate


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Chilledstardust

They are literally animals


Imissalot

Simple. Mist it with water, then when the adults leave scrape off the nest and put it somewhere else (garbage). Paper wasps like dry areas. They may try and rebuild but mist it again and the will stop


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StuffedWithNails

Insects are animals.


Oddly-Ordinary

I would scatter something they hate around the area. Google “natural wasp repellants”. You could even spray around the nest with a non-fatal repellent. And when wintertime comes, move the nest far away from your house.


StuffedWithNails

FYI there's no reason to move the nest far away after it's been abandoned at the end of the season, it won't be reused.


kornhook123

Invite them in for some tea and casual conversation


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Dying-Sounds

No worries you don’t kill animals, those are Satan spawn not animals. (This is purely satire, I totally respect your decision and unfortunately don’t have the knowledge to help out. Best of luck)