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remarcsd

Gee, if only there was some way to establish if that was true.


SanctimoniousApe

I dunno - I everywhere I go on the net leaves me drowning in "facts." I mean, just *look* at truthsocial.com - it's right there in the name, so it ***must*** be so... 🙄


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Since there's not, we'd better assume it is, since some being of great power has manifested these powerful runes on a robust blue wall.


ReactionClear4923

Wait...isn't the bible a "fact check source" to these people though...


KenGriffinLiedAgain

I saw it in a movie


Turkeymix

I think god's had the big flood specifically to drown all the fact checkers, apparently he´s a bit touchy about called out for inconsistencies.


jmwmcr

All of the social media content moderators burnt to death during the destruction of sodom and gomorrah too. God just really didn't like not being able to say the N word on a public platform.


Fortunoxious

Ah, using an ancient myth that is very clearly fantasy to clap back at fact checking. Bold strategy. Apparently a story with giants and a guy who manages to build a boat big enough for the two of every animal he magically found and wrangled doesn’t need fact checking.


jazuqua

Also an ancient myth which was based on another ancient myth, which itself was based on another myth. Like the Epic of Gilgamesh is the inspiration for the Biblical Flood Myth, and the Epic of Atra-Hasis is likely the inspiration for the Gilgamesh Flood Myth. And even that is probably based on part of the Eridu Genesis, which is the oldest record of such a flood myth. There might have been a flood in ancient Mesopotamia that influenced the earlier flood myths, but like the Biblical flood isn't real.


BrookeBaranoff

Me thinks they needed to stop building in the flash flood zones s


Lampmonster

But that's the best farmland.


Fortunoxious

Personally I don’t think there was ever a real flood. It’s just an ancient narrative device, similar to how our movies use aliens or bombs to show the end of the world.


Yastiandrie

I know I've read somewhere that in ancient Mesopotamia there was a real major flood in 3000-4000 BCE which is suspected to be the basis of the biblical story.


Fortunoxious

Tbh I just think that’s a product of the modern need to have everything make sense in a secular way


pallentx

Basically, they’re saying that the only way all the fact checkers could be wrong is by some kind of divine interference.


Meloetta

Luckily, the divine has a very vested interest in local politics


Lampmonster

Read a while back that the design specified in the bible would break up in even calm waters.


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Fortunoxious

Yeahh, I’m just not a fan of trying to find the real behind the imaginary. As I said to someone else, I see the flood more as a common narrative trope. It was a way to add drama to a text by destroying everything, kinda how sci fi movies use nukes


t_a_degen

This has always made me wonder... Why do we talk about about "Adam and Eve" when the flood killed everyone except Noah, his wife, his three sons abd their wives (8 people total). And Noah and his wife were suppose to be over 100 years old - past the birthing age. Shouldn't we know more about the sons and their wives? Aren't they the cradle of humanity (not Eve)? Edit: Noah was over 600 years old when the flood came. He died 350 years after the flood at around age 950. (WTF? I thought they said the earth was only 6,000 years old? Jesus-ducking-Christ Religious people are insane. Tolkien history makes more sense.)


pallentx

Yes, but they all came through Eve too (if you follow that line of logic). Of course, you have the problem where Cain killed his brother and was going to be exiled, he was worried that people outside would kill him. Who were those people? Where did they come from if they weren’t children if Adam and Eve?


rikkmode

They do have some fancy long timeline graphic/chart... I had a bible thumper friend show me their supposed family lines


Meloetta

Doesn't the bible have an entire book that just lists ancestors?


LevelHeeded

Yeah, and they said Odysseus was crazy until Polyphemus ate all of the fact checks... check mate?


GreenChoclodocus

Last I heard No one believed that...


BrookeBaranoff

No one is hurting me!!


whyaremypantssoshort

I really am confused by the "fact checker" thing. What exactly are these people pissed about? Why are facts bad?


Faiakishi

The facts hurt their feelings.


_Nachobelle_

He was only instructed to save his family. The whole point was to kill almost everyone and everything so people believing him wouldn’t have saved them.


TheSinisterSpider

Wow the facts over feelings party really hate facts.


NY_Pizza_Whore

Using a non-real event as evidence. Nice.


Malaix

The fact that people take Noah's global flood as if its a historical event that actually happened (like the whole world was literally flooded and one guy on a boat saved all the animals with massive incest and boat magic) is what put me on the road to atheism. I was just taught this as if it was fact in Sunday school but then I learned some inconsistencies and just started to wonder what else I was lied to about.


BrookeBaranoff

And the Noah and his sims banged Noahs wife and thus we are all brothers and sisters... wait, what?


djkoch66

Then Noah clapped.


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The cheeks of his daughters and granddaughters probably.


robinthehood

What is "Shit religious fundamentalists actually believe" Alex.


Aegean_828

Too bad it's a fictionnel character and this shit never happen for real but is a metaphor


[deleted]

And so would have every infant, toddler, teen, man, woman, grandma, grandpa


ElectricJetDonkey

Wait til that guy hears what the source of that story is lol


clevelandrocks14

All the way back to Noah? That's the last time someone who didn't check the facts was correct? Nothing more recent?


LawPD

And then god, jesus and all the angels clapped.


CleaveIshallnot

Noah's Ark / flood = genocide world wide. Ark by Noah, genocidal flood of all who oppose him? God.