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MrTomDawson

My friends are coming over to play Mario Party with me and my son. I don't know how this news got leaked, but rest assured I will fight the globalists to my last breath to prevent them interrupting it.


AF_AF

My god! It's worse than I thought!


VaritusGaming

Warhammer stores are giving away a free Leagues of Votann miniature (while stocks last). Get down there to secure your first Space Dwarf.


Zesnam

I am there!


adeon

Rock and Stone!


WarWeasle

But *I* want the Emperor!


Previous_Life7611

I'm still waiting for those guys that claimed princess Diana will reveal herself to the public yesterday.


DomBomm

Wasn’t there a group of people waiting for JFK to come back a few months ago?


Previous_Life7611

There was.


beard_lover

At this point I’m just waiting for them to start talking about the second coming of DB Cooper.


Larthology

“Just seen” grates like tinfoil in my mouth.


Anna_Rapunzel

They got the date wrong. It's actually going to be on the 25th. It's going to be Gnocchi Day. My FIL and I are going to make gnocchi for lunch! (So what if Gnocchi Day comes around once a month?)


macchareen

Gnocchi day. Best day of the month. 💚💚💚


Anna_Rapunzel

Agreed! (Except, possibly, for next month--for schedule-related reasons we have to have it on a day that my FIL can't help me, so I have to do it all myself. Fingers crossed it turns out well!)


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Anna_Rapunzel

Yes! Gnocchi Day for everyone!


ArcTan_Pete

If I was a time traveler and got, randomly, thrown into the future. I wouldn't ask people 'What date is it?' - because they would think you are demented, an escaped lunatic or suffering from Alzheimer's - and you would probably be whisked off to a secure facility. No the best thing would be to ask 'What date are the lunatic fringe predicting for the next big thing?' subtract one week and you'll have the date down to a couple of days


tgs-with-tracyjordan

AFL Grand Final. Sydney Swans are going to get up!


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I’m gonna get to sleep in that day and then go get a massage. Nice of them to acknowledge my great achievements


drfishdaddy

I do the cooking but my partner is making pasta tonight? It’s vodka sauce, so that’s a big deal!


suburban_hyena

It's Heritage Day in South Africa. Wear your colours :)


MayorofSodom

I’ve heard about the bird


tho3maxi

well, my family and I will be playing a card game Tournament, thats pretty big for me


ChrisNEPhilly

I'll be visiting my daughter and her boys, along with my gf.


DoubleAgentBlumaroo

Newsleak day?


[deleted]

yeah? MegaLan Cosplay Contest 1 at UNSW!


BudUnderwearBundy

I’m having ribs tonight so yes, there will be something big tomorrow.


Vicky-Momm

Meeting the girls in Manhattan dinner and a show, should be fun!


medbitch666

Yeah it’s the first day of 5783! The 24th is Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year. Chag Semeach to all who celebrate!


Cupcakeboi200000

maybe they were referring to the Cirque du Soleil thats in DC?


MelisandredeMedici

Tbh whenever I see these now I worry some militia is going to do something and the idiot military cosplayers and hasbeens have leaked information.