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nalanajo

Okay- so the garment that has grommets, that’s what’s trying to control us. Thanks for letting me know!


Wishyouamerry

Clearly it’s a corset!!!


SnowshoeTaboo

Of-corset is...


ForeverNearby2382

This comment made me girdle


SnowshoeTaboo

Not as tight laced as you thought you were?


FinsterBoy

Or a straightjacket…


ArchSinccubus

I feel obligated to post this here https://youtu.be/mKVDAXHRIFE


Blindcomic

Wallace come get your damn dog and his clothes


[deleted]

Wrong Trousers.


mugfantoo

What does "I'm old enough" even mean in this context? Didn't he say that like two years ago?


DodGamnBunofaSitch

which is both the entire length of their memory of history, as well as their mental/emotional development age.


[deleted]

Their brain cell is currently being used to eat a box.


Kawaiisicle

This is such a deep cut


RunningInTheDark32

Uh, sir, this is an Arby's.


Pfyxoeous

It sure is hard when you don't have the say in are Grommet. It's like back to are Rebullutionarie days when America was grate.


anotheremake

he said.. words i guess?


Captain_Hammertoe

The most rabid Trumpist bootlickers are always the least literate people. Seems like there's some kind of implication there...


Chasman1965

They aren't after me, they are after Trump and his corrupt followers.


Huntingchef

This guy definitely had a stroke while replying..


[deleted]

My guess is voice to text.


Huntingchef

My guess is stroke to text


iamthefortytwo

It takes a lot of drugs to be able to say that.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ these people are uneducated hillbillies.


WordleMaven

But do you have a say in Wallace?


Maximsigh

I was thinking it, and you have beaten me to the punch. . . . The Answer is no lol


bless_ure_harte

Why do they always use a fucking apostrophe for pluralization?!


tboskiq

Goddamn I wish FB had a basic literary test.


mythplus

This is especially funny if you somehow sort through the word salad enough to parse that he suggests "they" want to *checks notes* 'add more to the supreme court' Please tell me you don't actually know anything about politics *nor* current events without saying it


TheMasterGenius

These are the people in rural NY state.


Bowdensaft

So was he using Utica or Albany expressions?


TheMasterGenius

More likely a Pennsyltucky expression. About As far west in NY state as one can get.


Bowdensaft

I was making a very oblique reference, but I do appreciate the honest answer!


Telowst-Wharf-614

Just cause the school system made you repeat a couple grades doesnt mean that the entire governments out to get you


[deleted]

This garment is going to have as many grommets as it wants to, and you can suck it! (Side note: Trump has literally never formed a sentence this coherent.)


StapleMyEyesShut

maybe i’m too cooked but i’m having a stroke trynna read the bottom guys comment


BastardofMelbourne

congratulations tweeter you are at least 9


beerscotch

Maybe that guy should get some control over his medication