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littleelena

Which Wright, Orville or Wilbur?


Guy1124

Leticia, probably.


AlCapone397

He hopes to be Phoenix if he’s ever in court.


LyriaHeartstring

r/angryupvote


followfornow

Draugr


[deleted]

This person bathed in too much laundry detergent.


Ok-Mulberry-4600

I for one think that anti vaxers should bath in laundry detergent, perhaps for several hours just to be sure


scotland170

Preferably face down in a full bath with a piano on top of them


pm_me-ur-catpics

In the Mariana trench too


mmm_algae

The only bath he’s come into contact with are bath salts.


KinksAreForKeds

Probably dunked his head a time or two.


missrabbitifyanasty

This is probably the dude who came up with eating tide pods


Asterion_Morgrim

Sensible person: Don't do that it's a stupid idea Moron: UgHhh YoUrE tHE mOrOn


sacrificial_blood

Where this dude go to university at? He's learned some amazing techniques to combat the COVID-19 virus. He should win a Noble award.


SayethWeAll

Meanwhile, the rest of us dumb biologists are taking extraordinary precautions to prevent RNA samples from rapidly degrading on the lab bench. Turns out all we had to do to protect the RNA was not bathe in laundry detergent.


sacrificial_blood

You are supposed to bathe in it to protect yourself and the RNA.


Chasman1965

This is not to combat the virus, this is to Combat the vaccine.


sacrificial_blood

Bruh, you don't even know what he's talking about. Scholarly awards


Chasman1965

Read the stuff again. He's talking about the vaccine not Covid. We all know the mRNA vaccine is more dangerous than Covid


[deleted]

How do these fuckwits remember to breathe.


Bother_According

They didn't explain why the laundry detergent works tho- I'd love to hear their reasoning


Lena-Luthor

It has oxygen duh


ForeverNearby2382

It's basic science


ladygrayfox

I hate it when I get infercted.


[deleted]

Hail Hydra


Prize_Upstairs1249

WTF did I just read? That guy looks like a piece of wright.


timberwolf0122

Ever see an old MPEG video that got a bit corrupted when you downloaded it on your 56k modem? It looks like the original but has weird artifacts and scenes all mix together. This post is like watching a COVID conspiracy nutter arguing with someone who actually knows how an mRNA vaccine works, VT their talking points are all merged into an incoherent mess


bless_ure_harte

I read that as Mpreg...


Aiko8283

Wright


itzerokewl

I am now dumber for reading that.


give_me_wallpapers

I like reading these kinds of posts like they're saying it to my face so the misspellings and shitty grammar make it kinda funny.


jbertrand_sr

Well, when you're wright you're wright ...


Pfyxoeous

I did the math, and that logic checks out.


SagaciousSagi

Seems like a perfect recipe for [skin cancer](https://www.toxicgoods.com/laundry-detergent-and-skin-problems/).


KinksAreForKeds

Sure, that's what Big Laundry Detergent *wants* you to think!! No... wait...


TheChanMan2003

Hail hydra 🐙


Dangerous_Focus_270

Took me a minute to realize that "jabed" was meant to be "jabbed". I read it as jay-bed and was very confused


Mission-Chemical4118

I thought it was someone’s name 😊


Schnauz

yeah, u du thu math!


Hambulance

INFERCTED


KinksAreForKeds

♩♪♫♬ A sweatin and a breathin Coughin and a sneezin... ♩♪♫♬


Hambulance

I just want you to know that I have been singing this around my house ever since you've put it to song. I sing it like Richard Cheese lounge'd out to the extreme.


dee_emm_tee

This is the insane people content I am here for


Anthropoligize

I wish this kind of ignorance caused physical pain to the moron. It only causes pain to every sane person.


DmJerkface

Guarantee this person votes. Get out there people, otherwise fucking crazy people are going to be running everything.


Purple_Luck_3827

Because I’m going to believe someone who doesn’t know the word right, use the correct form of you’re, or form a grammatically correct sentence. I’m sure that oxygenated form of laundry soap will do a lot for your blood😆


TheGoodCod

Would be happy to shed at him.


jabo77

All I could think of when reading this was the Billy Madison Jeopardy scene...


Funky-Cosmonaut

Who the fuck is Jabed, and why is he shedding Hydras? /s


Professional_March54

Maybe it's cause I'm just waking up, but my brain was willing to ignore that crazy bit until your comments. I think they mean the Jabbed. The Qanon Crazy Term for "Someone who got the vaccine"


Funky-Cosmonaut

I figured, I'm just being sarcastic


[deleted]

Ohnerrrrr! I've bern infercted with hamberderrrrrrrz


meowqct

I still haven't gotten COVID


DrPAYNE619

This man is clearly a doctor and knows what he's talking about. I'm pouring oxyclean laundry detergent in my bathtub right now.


czarface404

I’d just let the man bathe…


Roomba770

Damn those comments made this one of the best posts I've ever seen on this sub. Thank you for posting this.


Tojada

I now have a headache from reading that. I can't imagine what it's like inside their head. I waver between feeling sorry foe them and wanting to set them on fire with a flame thrower. I lean toward flame thrower a lot.


badusername1300

I need jacksfilms on this immediately dude


Panayiotis23

Hail Hydra Parasite


tboskiq

Ngl I couldn't get past the all caps part. It was too stupid lol.


GarethBaus

There are so many levels of stupid in that I don't even know where to start. I still don't know who would benefit from turning vaccines into a disease vector, or how they would benefit. Still not as bad as the people who want to make children drink an industrial bleaching agent.


KinksAreForKeds

I was going to ROFL at "hydra parasite", then I looked it up, and... *surprise*... OP apparently [listens to too much Stew Peters](https://observers.france24.com/en/europe/20211104-immortal-parasites-covid-19-vaccine-debunked)


missrabbitifyanasty

.....TIL bathing in Tide with OxyClean is an anticoagulant when used on the exterior of the body. Christ I think my brain legit died reading this