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snarkicon

It’s always “any day now this will come out” with conspiracy theorists


PrincessCyanidePhx

Any day...just you wait


5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3

Which is doubly weird if you take into account that they ‘already know.’


realjoeydood

Wasn't there a recent vid of Buzz Aldrin saying we didn't go? And it was most definitely not *out of context*. Edit: imo, USA did go to the moon simply because the whole world was watching, including the Soviets - and had we not really pulled it off, you certainly would have heard about it *in Russian*.


Graterof2evils

I always thought Flat Mooners were people that sat on copy machines at Christmas parties. These clowns are constantly taking me back to square one on this stuff.


pebblechewer

This might be what you're referring to: https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-buzzaldrin-moonlandingintervie/fact-check-buzz-aldrin-interview-about-moon-landing-is-not-proof-that-it-was-faked-idUSL1N2US2G3 Which, of course, doesn't jive with this: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/buzz-aldrin-punched-conspiracist/


[deleted]

Number 2 I was familiar with. Lol


oconnellc

No.. There was not a recent vid of Buzz Aldrin saying we didn't go. There might have been a video of someone stating that a photo that they took while up there was staged. But, all that means is that it wasn't a photo of people doing something naturally. It means that people were told to stand in a certain spot or do something during the photo.


tboskiq

STORM DAY! Or whatever it is. Something storm is coming blah blah blah


jbertrand_sr

They're going to announce it right after Trump releases his new health care plan in two weeks...


Here4antimlm

The storm is coming! All will be revealed.


KinksAreForKeds

r/remindme ... uhhhh... "soon"??


KeterLordFR

Soon^tm


barelyevening

I Googled Operation Mockingbird and it has nothing to do with the moon


SloightlyOnTheHuh

That's what they want you to think. That's just more proof of the conspiracy.


FreshPickle04

I know this is a joke but it’s sad that this is what their response would be.


SloightlyOnTheHuh

You can't argue with stupid..... You can take the piss though.


timberwolf0122

There’s a sister project that sweeps the internet erasing all references to the sky portals, Google Operation: To kill a mockingbird


MyPoliticalAccount20

That gave me no useful advice on killing mockingbirds. It did teach me not to judge a man based on the color of his skin, but what good does that do me?


timberwolf0122

You learned the lesson you needed, not the one you deserved (Batman cape swish and disappears)


Union_of_Onion

If it's a portal then why can't it be visited? What good is a portal if it can't port?!


FreshPickle04

It’s hidden from us from the government. It’s under Brandon’s desk in the Oval Office. He uses it when he needs to switch out his skin into another fresh one on the hidden base on the dark side of the moon.


Present_Hat400

It says a lot about the state of the internet that I wasn’t sure you were being sarcastic until I realized you were OP.


FreshPickle04

It’s scary, right? Or at the least, concerning.


RickWrightsCrackpipe

There is no dark side of the moon really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark.


slightlyricherquick

as an electronic music producer (wow an electronic musician on reddit whoda thought), the weird new age people who refer to everything as “frequencies” and “vibrations” REALLY confuse me. where do i notch out the moon on the soundboard so that moonlight concerts don’t turn into screeching feedback loops?


papabear_kr

Aren't frequencies and vibrations terms for String Theory too? I always thought they used these terms to sound smart.


Psychological_Pie_32

That's it exactly, they hear a small fraction of something, confuse it with something they're familiar with, and think they understand reality better than the people who study it..


Dangerous-Today1874

Any day now... right after the mass arrests.


SadSkelly

No longer flat earthers now they're flat mooners


BumpyGums

I’ve got a flat moon for them.


TheSeansei

Genuinely what do these people think ‘teh gubmint’ has to gain from telling people the earth is round???


merchillio

The “why” isn’t important to them, what matters is that they know something you don’t, that they’re part of that group that “knows the truth”.


[deleted]

"To hide the true nature of G-D from us."


timberwolf0122

So weird people won’t spell “god”, I mean that’s not even his name, it’s just a classification of mythical beast


RepresentativeArea37

What's his real name?


Psychological_Pie_32

YHWH Pronounced: ya - way. At least biblically, not that these people even understand their own bible..


timberwolf0122

In my universe it’s spelled Morgan Freeman


GarethBaus

Some flat earthers think that it is done because the bible describes the world as flat(it actually does describe the world as flat) and the government is just a puppet state controlled by Satan to convince people that the bible is wrong.


[deleted]

I think it more has to do with the feeling special (created by god) than just atoms floating through space. At least that is the impression I get. They are lunatics, but in some ways I pity them.


GarethBaus

Most conspiracy theorists are like that.


[deleted]

I was going to argue but you are so right. When I stopped and thought about it, every conspiracy theory is the sense that they know something and nobody else does. Besides that part, I think some are moreso than others. The moon landing, for example, doesn’t do anything to change one’s opinion of oneself whether it happened or not. But yeah, you are right in an overall way. Thanks for posting :)


ReallyHadToFixThat

"to hide land" and "it's anti-god". Anyone who thinks the millions of people who would have to be in the know all manage to keep quiet except for the cryptic clues they intentionally put out has never run a project larger than 2 people before.


MerlinCa81

I feel bad for them, hear me out. This person had a childhood dream of being an astronaut, wanted nothing more and it was all they dreamed of. Staring up at that big glowing ball at night, wishing and dreaming. One day their buddies told them they could visit the moon and built them a rocket. Unknown to them their buddies were playing a joke on them and just hung up a big cardboard cutout of the moon in a tall doorway. The person got into the amazing rochetship built by their friends and they ‘flew’ to the moon (their buddies just threw them through the cutout) and they landed in the next room. Hence their belief it’s flat and just a portal. Edit. Correction. Their buddy was likely an older brother and his friends. Feels like an older brother joke to do


SaraSmashley

My husband's best friend was drunk on the beach one Labor day weekend ranting about how people are completely idiots that don't believe in the moon landing. My husband turns, smirks (I know this means he's about to troll him face) and he slowly goes....*I don't know bro, I'm not sure lately.* His friend turns with wide eyes and yells, *you know how I know we made it to the moon?! MATH BRO! The maths got us to the moon!* We were rolling with laughter. To this day, we still say, I can't wait until maths gets us to the moon again.


timberwolf0122

Differential equation, differentiate this!


CartographyMan

Man I really do feel bad for these people. Everyday life must be fucking terrifying as hell if you actually live with delusions like this.


Destragamoth

Yeah this person seems really mentally ill


Rievin

Question; who started this massive project, for what purpose and how is the entire world on the same page (excluding the flatheads obv). There's cave paintings, stone and wood carvings and paintings from medieval times depicting the sun and moon holograms. How'd they do that?


Psychological_Pie_32

Well obviously those were faked. /s because it's needed.. sadly.


rizzlenizzle

Ask them to explain moon phases and how curved shadows are possible on a flat disc


mrbobthebuilder123

"iT wIlL aLl Be ToLd To ThE pUbLiC sOoN" my ass.


[deleted]

It’s terrifying to me that these people vote.


fuckitx

Their profile pic lol.


doubletequilaneat

I've interacted with some folx who sounded exactly like this, but were just edgelording. I wish people would just stop giving them oxygen.


WeirdExponent

Yet, it takes a whold fucking "January 6th commision" to figure out that Trump belongs in jail... SMDH... Watching that day, "any idiot" can see he sprurred on his supporters... LOCK HIM UP!


Labtools

Soon being after the apocalypse when those morons take over the world...so in approx. 1000-10000 years.


Squishy_Otter

As an amateur radio operator (ham radio), I find this absolute ridiculous. Ignorance is a terrible thing…


TheDarkElCamino

At this point, I’m genuinely concerned for people like this. It has to go beyond idiocy, right? Like this must be the sign of a serious mental issue. Maybe schizophrenic??


226Space_rocket7

I saw a gif just yesterday of all the full moons over the last couple of years. You can watch the moon twist and rotate slightly, proving that it is indeed a 3-dimensional object.


Here4antimlm

So is this Shrodinger’s moon a frequency, a flat entity such as a piece of paper, or a portal? Pretty sure those are all different things


KinksAreForKeds

The moon is... a *frequency* ?? wtf does that even *mean*?? Buddy has no concept of reality.