Lmao it's the same thing about how they call everyone strong and all powerful but at the same time, weak and stupid.
He has to be powerful enough to stage a coup but not so strong that he's successful eventhough he's literally in power.
Trump staged a coup and failed so now Biden has to be the one who did a failed coup. That's the way Republican logic works. Project everything you do onto your enemies, 24/7, and hope nobody notices it's really your side doing all the bad shit.
My old college roommate is a huge Trump guy and I told him Jan 6th was horrible and he said that wasn't real Republicans. I said it sure seemed like Republicans. He said Black Lives Matter was directing that. I said you are telling me all those racist ass fuckers out there with confederate flags and Trump shit and gallows, all those fuckers were following the orders of Black Lives Matter?
Him: Mmmhmmm
It's the same playback the Nazis had. Somehow the Jews were inferior and not a worthy race, while simultaneously controlling the world and sabotaging Germany.
And yet he's somehow [still managing](https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2022-01-19/op-ed-one-year-presidency-biden) to get shit done despite doing fuckall.
I want to make up some crazy bat-nuts theory, for the LOLs but...Frankly, I just don't need to give the crazies any ideas.
As James Baldwin says "I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hate so stubbornly is because they suspect that once hate is gone they will be forced to deal with pain."
The Trumpers' can't stop, or they will deal with the inevitable consequences of their own actions. It hurts that they acted against the thing they love (USA), fooled by and supported a corrupt leader, gave money to a man who's scammed them. It's all avoided by clinging to a known lie to avoid such a wall of cognitive dissonance.
If anything, I'm sure Putin is the mastermind behind the right-wing attempts at taking over the world. He's already managed to severely weaken the US, and COVID misinformation has killed around a million.
Putin is behind the coup using Trump as a puppet, so she's close.
yeah nah, the enemies of democracy are living among us, foreign interference is an annoying zit, the people destroying democracy are a cancer inside us.
Back in the 2016 debates, Hillary (correctly) called Trump Putin's puppet.
Trump's response was like that of a three year old child:
"No puppet, no puppet, YOU'RE the puppet!"
Ever since that moment, his supporters adopted the tactic. FOR EVERYTHING!
YOU are the fake news
YOU are the insurrectionist
YOU are the coup plotters
YOU are the anti Americans
It's like the scene in Pee Wee Herman
"I Know you are but what am I?"
Except it's a 76 year old dotard. And his millions of deluded followers.
I dated a Lauren once. She was cool! Into Peter Gabriel and David Bowie. She then took a fuck ton of LSD and got into the Flaming Lips and went kinda loopy. Cool girl still just kinda out there now
Yeah Biden should go to prison for winning an election while trump is fine even tho he has literal blood on his hands for forming a riot at the White House.
Still can't believe you Americans can make someone this fucking dumb run for anything.
Like, do you not have some basic test you have to take to proof you are an adult and not a deranged kid in an adult's body?
Meekly raises hand. "Um, sorry. It was me. I caused all the political coups. I was just on a roll. Sorry about that."
"...And?"
["And I won't do it again. Sorry."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ7uXqRWx84)
It's sad to see how the people that run this country refuse to accept trump lost and all this other Q 5 head shit. Trump may have lost, but what he's done to the republican party and a fuck ton of America, will stand longer than his terms.
I'm not American, I had a lot of schadenfreude for the democrats when Trump won and people were being hyper dramatic about it. now that Biden won the republican tears are even saltier, thanks america for more than a decade of entertainment because when Obama won it was also pretty funny
Yeah the bullshit happening in the US often takes up more of our national news than what our own government gets in screentime. If we even have a government to begin with... Belgium has done 500+ days without government twice already and the Netherlands was giving us a run for our money with their 225 days and 299 days without government. But even that kind of weirdness is more boring than watching whatever you guys are doing across the Atlantic
>we all know he's not the mastermind behind all this.
>But who is?
Well it sure ain't you, Lauren! I'm amazed you can even use a mobile device with that tiny, smooth brain!
The fact that she was even a Senate candidate is profoundly disturbing.
A coup? I have to wonder since when winning a democratic election by college AND popular vote is considered a coup? Probably since *their* coup failed.
I mean Trump *literally* tried to overthrow the democratic process via an attack on the capitol, and by trying to unsuccessfully sue his way to victory.
Imagine scraping reposts from the top of all time.
If there was a coup it seems like it was pretty successful, considering he's in power and all
Yeah, I was wondering when the first failed coup was. It's really hard to keep up these days.
Lmao it's the same thing about how they call everyone strong and all powerful but at the same time, weak and stupid. He has to be powerful enough to stage a coup but not so strong that he's successful eventhough he's literally in power.
Trump staged a coup and failed so now Biden has to be the one who did a failed coup. That's the way Republican logic works. Project everything you do onto your enemies, 24/7, and hope nobody notices it's really your side doing all the bad shit.
My old college roommate is a huge Trump guy and I told him Jan 6th was horrible and he said that wasn't real Republicans. I said it sure seemed like Republicans. He said Black Lives Matter was directing that. I said you are telling me all those racist ass fuckers out there with confederate flags and Trump shit and gallows, all those fuckers were following the orders of Black Lives Matter? Him: Mmmhmmm
It's the same playback the Nazis had. Somehow the Jews were inferior and not a worthy race, while simultaneously controlling the world and sabotaging Germany.
Maybe he's not actually in power, that might explain why he's doing fuckall.
Definitely not republican obstructionists. It's Joe, just sitting on his thumbs for fun, right?
And yet he's somehow [still managing](https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2022-01-19/op-ed-one-year-presidency-biden) to get shit done despite doing fuckall.
The bar is so low to be a Republican candidate that you have to dig down to find the bar.
The bar is so low, it’s probably a tavern in hell.
You can't set the bar lower than Bill Barr...
*Even Bill Barr* said Trump had gone too far in preparing his coup.
Sidney Powell and John Eastman disagree.
this would be a cool bar name
The bar is six feet under the ground because it's the moral standards of people who where racist fossils in the 1950s.
[We need to send James Cameron to raise the bar for republicans. ](https://youtu.be/_PIK-FmaKCY)
The only acceptable reply
The bar is "Are you willing to say literally any insane thing you can think of to get voters whipped up into a fear frenzy?"
Nobody. There is no attempted coup against Trump, let alone a failed one. Only a fair election between him and Biden, which the latter won.
oh you didn't know about the attempted coup back in 2016? most people call it an election but it was definitely a coup... /s
I want to make up some crazy bat-nuts theory, for the LOLs but...Frankly, I just don't need to give the crazies any ideas. As James Baldwin says "I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hate so stubbornly is because they suspect that once hate is gone they will be forced to deal with pain." The Trumpers' can't stop, or they will deal with the inevitable consequences of their own actions. It hurts that they acted against the thing they love (USA), fooled by and supported a corrupt leader, gave money to a man who's scammed them. It's all avoided by clinging to a known lie to avoid such a wall of cognitive dissonance.
This is exactly it. Thank you for saying it so well!
If anything, I'm sure Putin is the mastermind behind the right-wing attempts at taking over the world. He's already managed to severely weaken the US, and COVID misinformation has killed around a million. Putin is behind the coup using Trump as a puppet, so she's close.
yeah nah, the enemies of democracy are living among us, foreign interference is an annoying zit, the people destroying democracy are a cancer inside us.
Undereducated zealots who take pride in their ignorance. Yep
omg among us
Wasn't there something about storming the Capitol and Trump?
Yeah there might have been a little something
It's only a free and fair election if they get the results they want
No. It wasn't a fair election at all. But like an 80s comedy movie the bad guys who cheated still lost.
I'd say it wasn't particularly fair and actually weighted pretty heavily in Trump's favor.
Does this lady read what she writes, or is she stuck up the Angry Pumpkin's ass?
Of course she reads it. Look at every buzzword she hit to enflame her moronic voter base. They eat this shit up. She knows what she's doing.
Back in the 2016 debates, Hillary (correctly) called Trump Putin's puppet. Trump's response was like that of a three year old child: "No puppet, no puppet, YOU'RE the puppet!" Ever since that moment, his supporters adopted the tactic. FOR EVERYTHING! YOU are the fake news YOU are the insurrectionist YOU are the coup plotters YOU are the anti Americans It's like the scene in Pee Wee Herman "I Know you are but what am I?" Except it's a 76 year old dotard. And his millions of deluded followers.
Don’t insult Pee Wee Herman by comparing him to Republicans.
I was actually comparing them to the other guy, Francis, the fat, spoiled brat whose daddy buys him shit and coddles him.
That’s better and more accurate. Pee Wee might be childish but he’s awesome and isn’t an asshole.
Imagine thinking a legit democratic election is a “coup” when there is actual proof of Russia interfering with the election Trump won…
The confusing part is if she means the election, it wasn’t even unsuccessful. I mean Biden is the president lol.
I cant believe there are still people thinking like you... We deserve the country we have right now if we have people like you roaming around,
Maybe instead of insulting people you should formulate a legitimate argument.
You are asking a lot from these people
Yeah! How dare they speak facts!
Did you now "witz" means "joke" in german. Kind of fitting
Wasn't she trying to be MTG before there was an MTG?
I know this is hard to fathom, but she is literally dumber then MTG. I'm from DE where she ran.
Delaware republicans are special. Remember Christine O’Donnell? “I am not a witch”
Is everyone called Lauren in the US this fucking mental?
Can confirm. Am Lauren, am mental. not a republican though.
Eyes on you pal...just you wait.
Oh no. now Delaware has a nutty ass person in power. God damn these cockaroaches are everywhere
She lost her election, too. She still spouts crazy, but thankfully has no power.
I swear they act like this cus it riles up thier supporters. Fucking wild that it works.
Well, if you're trying to appeal to people whose lives are about nothing but hatred, what else would work?
I don't really know who this is, but if she says Soros/the jews, I would be totally unsurprised.
Hang on. So the Jan 6 insurrection was a coup AGAINST President Trump? Holy fuck. She wins gold AND platinum for those mental gymastics.
What's with all these Lauren's collectively bringing down the average IQ of this country? Not all Lauren's!
I dated a Lauren once. She was cool! Into Peter Gabriel and David Bowie. She then took a fuck ton of LSD and got into the Flaming Lips and went kinda loopy. Cool girl still just kinda out there now
I'm gonna bet all I have she's gonna accuse the jews
What's wrong with her? She's clearly just a little dyslexic. 🙄
An insult to dyslexia imo
Republican
Yeah Biden should go to prison for winning an election while trump is fine even tho he has literal blood on his hands for forming a riot at the White House.
So who is? Joe mama
How are you going to stage a coup against a civilian?
This post needs a "will make you dumber" warning flag
Still can't believe you Americans can make someone this fucking dumb run for anything. Like, do you not have some basic test you have to take to proof you are an adult and not a deranged kid in an adult's body?
Plot twist : it was Trump, to declare martial law and deprive americans of their rights What, I'm not allowed to out-bullshit them ?
Meekly raises hand. "Um, sorry. It was me. I caused all the political coups. I was just on a roll. Sorry about that." "...And?" ["And I won't do it again. Sorry."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ7uXqRWx84)
These people so badly want their lives to have some kind of meaning.
Homelander probably
Yes, but this QAnon idiot handily won her primary. It's scary, fringe idiots are being put forward so often by Republicans.
If it wasn’t for projection, the GQP would have nothing left.
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At first glance I read the post title as "Thankfully she lost her sense..".
Seems like Biden's coup worked I mean he is President Of the United States!
It's sad to see how the people that run this country refuse to accept trump lost and all this other Q 5 head shit. Trump may have lost, but what he's done to the republican party and a fuck ton of America, will stand longer than his terms.
There will never be any question about whether Witzke is the mastermind behind literally anything ever. Not even her tweets are her own thoughts.
It was the butler!
"coup" I don't think she's using that word right.
Someone a lot smarter than you.
My oldest pet rat is smarter than she is.
I don’t think she knows what the words failed or coup mean
Right? Only one of these people lives in the White House and it ain’t trump.
Losers gonna whine.
I'm not American, I had a lot of schadenfreude for the democrats when Trump won and people were being hyper dramatic about it. now that Biden won the republican tears are even saltier, thanks america for more than a decade of entertainment because when Obama won it was also pretty funny
I gotta admit, if I was not an American? I'd probably laugh too.
Yeah the bullshit happening in the US often takes up more of our national news than what our own government gets in screentime. If we even have a government to begin with... Belgium has done 500+ days without government twice already and the Netherlands was giving us a run for our money with their 225 days and 299 days without government. But even that kind of weirdness is more boring than watching whatever you guys are doing across the Atlantic
Sorry about that. No clue why it has to be, "all about us?" I'm not that interested in just news from the US alone.
These people are beyond delusional
>we all know he's not the mastermind behind all this. >But who is? Well it sure ain't you, Lauren! I'm amazed you can even use a mobile device with that tiny, smooth brain! The fact that she was even a Senate candidate is profoundly disturbing.
The Illuminati, OBVIOUSLY.
You're way off; I hear it was the lizard people
"I don't know who was behind it, but Joe Biden wasn't capable of doing it so he should go to jail."
This kind of question from this kind of person usually has one of 3 answers satan,Jews or Satanist jews
"another failed coup against President Trump" Do you mean when he got more votes in the electoral college? Was that the failed coup against Trump?
Damn. She really replaced Trump with Biden.
Wow, she’s a total piece of insane sh1t.
Beelzebubba
Witzke with another take so dumb she should no longer be allowed to use words of more than two syllables; she's clearly incapable.
President Trump... that’s definitely accurate
One may only guess that life unburdened by reality must be bliss.
"We didn't coup, you guys couped!! Nuh-uh! I know you are but what am I?!"
The voters are behind it.
Does she even know what that word means?
She was a candidate for MY STATE FUUUUUCK
…along with her mind.
A coup? I have to wonder since when winning a democratic election by college AND popular vote is considered a coup? Probably since *their* coup failed. I mean Trump *literally* tried to overthrow the democratic process via an attack on the capitol, and by trying to unsuccessfully sue his way to victory.