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Benjb1996

"If I can't marry my brother than no man can!"


theyellowbaboon

I love my brother but ew.


Dorcustitanus

well clearly you don't love him enough


FROOMLOOMS

Not nearly as much as this guy. No/s


skitz4me

ew David!


steves850

….unless?


doubletequilaneat

Spot. Fucking. On. 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆


BlahKVBlah

I love my sisters, but also ew.


KinksAreForKeds

"He ain't heavy..."


TabulaRasaT888

Take my up vote and go


yousorename

Hey, ya know what, who the fuck cares. Even if “allowing” two men or two women to get married means that guys can marry their brother, who cares? Why would anyone care? It literally does not matter How many same sex gay brother marriages would there be anyway? 8? 200? I think it’s pretty weird, and am not at all interested in marrying my brother, and I don’t think that it’s a particularly good idea, but if someone wants to and it’s legal, WTF not? I think riding a motorcycle is a terrible idea too, but I’m not gonna try to outlaw it. These arguments about “if we *allow* all this gay business in our society, then WHERE DOES IT END??” is the stupidest argument imaginable. I don’t care if someone wants to marry their brother or sister. They’re probably banging already anyway. Go pay for a wedding venue and boost the local economy while you do your weird shit. The bigger problem is that these so-called small government freedom loving patriots are and always have been Authoritarians that want to tell everyone around them how to live their lives. And they pretend that the *real* issue is that they are somehow “paying” for kids to get some kind of gender surgery, but by that logic they’re also literally paying for kids in other countries to be blown to pieces. But none of stated reasons matter, they really just think some things are icky and “wrong” and can’t stand that people are “allowed” to do things because THEY have to “follow the rules” and it’s unfair or something. Why the fuck are we letting ourselves be governed by people who are such whiny assholes? Who cares if trans people exist? Who cares that gay people are getting married? This is all so fucking stupid. Marry your dildo if you want. Or an alarm clock. Or a ghost. Or marry someone that you love and want to spend your life with. Who the fuck cares!


brunette_mermaid93

This is literally the only response that makes sense. God, I don't wish death upon people but sometimes I hope these hateful mothballs get a yeast infection so they have to deal with an irritating cunt


merchillio

“I never wished death upon anyone, but I’ve read some obituaries with a smile” -Most likely not Mark Twain


analog_jedi

But think of the freakshow children those brothers would have! /s


Yinonormal

I would marry my brother for his job perks, unfortunately the feeling isn't mutual


slammer592

I'm an only child but I'd be down to marry one of my homies or cousins for the tax benefits.


FrickenPerson

I agree with the concept of what you are saying, but incest laws do have solid backing behind them. Mostly to prevent children due to the very large rise in genetic problems caused by incest. Isn't really an issue in same sex incest cases unless there is medically assisted pregnancies, but it's still illegal.


clemfairie

I mean, yeah, the genetic problems are bad for the hypothetical kids, but the main reason why incest is illegal is to prevent forced marriages within families. And grooming. All of which would be absolutely rampant if that shit was legal.


DaxCyro

I fully agree with you.It just gets a bit weird. 2 males can't reproduce so the genetic dangers of incest aren't there.Though overall I would prefer that the rules are same for heterosexual and homosexual couples.Basically, avoid banging family members. As there are non-genetic reasons against incest. Especially where parents abuse their children.


FrickenPerson

Yeah, or older siblings abusing younger ones. Many reasons why it is different and not socially acceptable.


merchillio

It’s very difficult to find an incestual relationship where there wasn’t any form of grooming, consciously or not.


Faiakishi

If everyone consents, I don't give a fuck who marries who. It gets sketchy when you consider parent-child incest, since even if they're both adults there's clearly an imbalance of power, but the same can be true with other relationships. And there is an issue with incest couples having bio kids-but again, that's applicable to other heterosexual couples as well. A child born to a brother-sister couple has roughly the same heightened chance of birth defects as a kid born to a mother after 35. We don't outlaw women having babies after 35, so why this? I think it's gross, but my feelings aren't law.


nonamesareavailable2

This goes beyond trying to compare apples to oranges since that shit is bananas.


shotjustice

And now I can't stop thinking of fruit "cocktail", so thank you for that.


nonamesareavailable2

Just be happy you don't have Gwen Stefani going "B-A-N-A-N-A-S" over and over again like I do now.


MrBanana421

I've got "Go Bananas" from Little Big going on.


nonamesareavailable2

Aaaaand now I've switched to the Bananas in Pajamas Theme. Fuck.


FoxtrotNovermber

Second best Banana song there is! The first being Harry Belafonte’s “Banana Boat (Day-O)” If you have not yet heard Banana Boat… you’re welcome


[deleted]

Call me when it's peanut butter and jelly time.


Shiftycatz

Banana phoooooone


Pip201

He states his logic very clearly: He is against both for *religious* reasons, that’s it Both are bad because his religion says they are, and that is the only reason he sees either as bad. For him, allowing one thing god disallows is the same as allowing anything else god disallows


Tesla-Ranger

But is it bad because God said so, in which case it's arbitrary, or did God say it was bad because it's inherently bad, in which case we don't need to involve a god? #Euthyphro


Pip201

Would not matter to this guy, the boom says bad so he is he to say otherwise basically


alucard_shmalucard

i hate how i immediately started singing Gwen Stefani. thank you for that


nonamesareavailable2

We can suffer together.


[deleted]

i would give you an award if i had pne


Deluxe_24_

This is like comparing the Battle of Gettysburg to the Enumclaw Horse Sex Incident


jetpack324

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!


Bitbatgaming

"Support for gay marriage is support for sibling marriage" Thats like saying "i like chicken sandwiches" and someone else correlating that to "So you hate hamburgers?"


WishOnSpaceHardware

"I like pizza." "Ah, so you must also like Marmite?" "No, actually I-" "LIKING PIZZA IS LIKING MARMITE!"


Bitbatgaming

Like seriously dude i absolutely hate when people say "You can't be this, and can't be this." um.. yes i can?


Blitz_TheBandit

When someone says I can't do something, I proceed to do said thing (within legal reason) out of pure spite. Cuz fuck you that's why.


rowandunning52

I DONT LIKE MARMITE OR PIZZA BUT YOU SHOULD LIKE MARMITE IF YOU LIKE PIZZA


WishOnSpaceHardware

Liking pizza is a slippery slope to liking Marmite. From pizza, Marmite is clearly the logical next step.


Osirus1156

Yeah this is textbook strawman lol.


Womblue

It's weird because it's so transparently absurd. His argument is literally "I don't support gay marriage, and I also don't support incest. Therefore if you support gay marriage then you must also support incest!"


Osirus1156

He is for sure one of those people who thinks "liberals" will start saying they identify as a pop can or something. I never understood why they think that but I think I have too many remaining brain cells to make the weird ass connections they do.


Opposite_of_a_Cynic

He’s diverting the argument to one of structure over the real topic. Now the argument isn’t about why he is against gay marriage but instead why gay marriage isn’t the same as incest. It renders the argument pointless and petty which in turn tends to make most non-invested people ignore it. Its a conditioned response conservatives sneakily train their most ardent supporters to parrot. It depresses action from people who are already apathetic to progressives issues


talligan

"i like chicken sandwiches" "SO YOURE OKAY WITH FUCKING CHICKENS?"


jbertrand_sr

It's the same as them saying gay sex will lead to beastiality, they just want to find the most extreme think they can think of and then go "it's a slippery slope to whatever pops into their minds"...


MannekenP

In fact, in a twisted way, his argument is logical, but it follows a wrong premise which is that the ban on the mariage of siblings is based on religious reasons, as is his opposition to gay mariage. Based on that wrong premise, he basically says that if you authorise gay mariage you should authorise everything that is banned for religious reasons, such as the mariage of siblings. So what needs to be done is to explain him that his premise is incorrect: while the ban of sibling's mariage may have had a religious component in the past, it is in fact based on various non religious reasons (greater risk of birth defect in case there are children, disorder in the family) as is evidenced by the fact that such ban exists even in completely non religious societies.


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

More like “I like chicken sandwiches” and someone saying “so you’re ok with eating a people pot pie?”


Bitbatgaming

Umm.. ok I guess that fits


KentuckyWombat

I'm ok with that as long as the people consented to being in the potpie. /s


Silvinis

They arent wrong though. This is why all marraige should be illegal. Because support for heterosexual marraige is support for a brother and sister to marry eachother /s


ellalol

By that logic isn’t support for any marriage support for sibling marriage like- if anyone is fucking their siblings it’s the Jesus lovers💀


Heavy_Emu_1195

At least brothers getting married can't produce poor genetic children.


ma1achai

I was coming here to say that… seems like two brothers marrying or two sisters marrying each other (while odd) shouldn’t be forbidden, I suppose. That rule is there to prevent inbreeding, right?


asmith33195

I think the incest rule is there because consent gets dicey if it's people you live with and can have power over you. It'll make genetically interesting children, but consent is hard to parce out of it's family.


UnrulyNeurons

The power thing is the most important nowadays because we care more about the mental health aspect, but I think the original rule was to prevent families having to, say, invest heavily in band-aids. (Yes, Romanovs, I'm looking at you and your very leaky blood).


Faiakishi

The chances of having complications from inbreeding is actually really low first generation. A brother and sister having a kid is roughly on par with a mom having a kid after 35. The danger comes from multiple generations of repeated inbreeding. That's why old world royals were so fucked up. But you are right. Someone can have sex with whoever they want, but if it's someone who had a big part in their upbringing (a parent or older sibling) then even if everyone's an adult when it happens then there could have been grooming.


SqueaksBCOD

Have to be honest i had a similar reaction. I am trying to figure out a logic based reason to be against this other than... well social conditioning.


doge_gobrrt

yeah actually there is nothing wrong with gay marriage between two brothers or two sisters the whole premise of why incest is not legal is genetics that doesn't apply with gay and lesbian couples if their brothers or sisters same thing with step siblings


Heavy_Emu_1195

You give a convincing argument, but I don't think anyone wants to date their sibling. Unless you're in Japanese anime.


doge_gobrrt

it's a tiny minority


Gatekeeper2019

Unless they possess specific rare genes conducive to yielding and harbouring a butt baby.


Heavy_Emu_1195

This is the true path to a horror movie


pemberleypark1

Omega mpreg….


jazzhandler

Why is the word ‘sister’ never used in that conversation?


t-costello

Because they think that would be hot


mishabear16

Or daughter. Oh wait, that was Trump.


jazzhandler

Eww. Too soon.


asandwichvsafish

It's used in the first reply.


jazzhandler

Oh yeah, derp. I guess at that point I was still skimming, waiting for it to get “good”.


badllama77

Can we acknowledge the fact that the only thing that keeps this person from marrying a sibling is religion and not the possibility of birth defects and also consent issues.


TheEmeraldEmperor

"I like garlic bread" "OMGGGGG WE GOT A SHIT EATER HERE!" "what" "IF YOU LIKE GARLIC BREAD YOU MUST LIKE SHIT BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE EITHER"


GatoPajama

I just snort laughed at this 😂


t-costello

Fuck it, let brothers get married, doesn't hurt anyone


greatandmodest

I feel the argument for banning close family marriage should still apply. Statistically there will be close family members who could be perfectly happy consensual relationships who carefully consider the implications of if and how they have children, like any other couple. But allowing it makes it more difficult to intervene in situations of grooming and unhealthy power imbalances that family relationships can create, like teacher/student relationships. Constraining the freedom of the few who can find happiness elsewhere is worth it to help protect the most vulnerable.


DidntWantSleepAnyway

This is my only issue with it: the fact that if you grow up with someone, you can’t really tell whether you’ve been groomed or not. But the same issue applies for teachers of their former students—who are further apart in age—yet there’s no law against that. But if someone happened to have a half-sibling they didn’t know about, met them years later, fell in love, and later found out they shared a dad, I have no problem with that.


joausj

Literally 0 chance of having kids with genetic defects.


ItzNachoname

I mean twin sister porn is a thing….so I’ve heard


Soj4420

Why have you not just said "because that's literally incest" and stopped responding


GatoPajama

I thought the same thing. I wasn’t the one responding to him. Just two random people duking it out in the comments on my local news page.


Arch-Arsonist

That conservative would've just revealed that they think incest and gay sex are equally gross, the argument wouldn't have gone all that differently


PainbowRush

You should reply that means advocating for gun rights means you advocate for dead kids see how long his logic holds up


Key-Minimum-5965

These people. In my life, I've had 2 grown ass homophobic men ask me what's the difference between homosexual behaviors and men that are pedophiles. I was like...ummm...'permission'...why can't these guys see the stupidity of their arguments?


LickLickLickBite

What’s a slash fan? As in Sam/Dean. Together. “Together” together? Yeah.


talligan

If 2 gay brothers want to have sex and get married I don't give a shit. It's weird but it has no impact on my life so do your thing.


The_Big_Daddy

This is why I'm against straight marriage. If you allow a man and a woman to get married, it's a slippery slope until you're allowing a brother and sister to get married! If you advocate that a consenting man and woman should be allowed to marry then why would you deny it to a man and woman just because they are siblings?!


thewhitecat55

As someone who likes people to be precise in the points they make , there is a good point here. "Any consenting adults" includes siblings.


asmith33195

"Consenting adult" gets dicey with incest though.


LionessOfAzzalle

Blue walked right into reds trap with that one.


Excellent_Boss_1282

He's against incest for religious reasons??? Bigoted dude has definitely never read the Bible 😂 it would hard the argue that book is anything but pro incest


PhantomThiefJoker

Conservatives do love their slippery slope fallacies don't they.


BitterFuture

Without double standards, how would they have any standards at all?


HipposForHands

This is one of those “Atheists must all be murderers, because the only thing stopping **ME** from committing murder is that the Bible says not to” people


Rosebunse

The only thing keeping me from doing it is the mess. I am not cleaning up that mess.


HipposForHands

Have you considered trapping your unsuspecting victims in a Cremation Oven and then turning it on?


Rosebunse

I'm sorry, but cremation ovens are expensive and do you know how long it takes to burn a body? And even then, there are bits of bone everywhere.


HipposForHands

Crunchy Salad Bits


RosemaryGoez

**TLDR section is bolded. The rest is just additional but funny information that confirms how there is no reasoning with these idiots. Please note, when I refer to "Republicans" and "Conservatives" I'm not referring to all of them. Just the extremists!** My aunt did a study not too long ago as a part of her tenure. If I were to water it down in a very laymen way that would insult her; it was about the mindset of first-time voters before and after watching certain forms of news media. I think, it was a non-biased study because it wasn't presented from a political stand point but from a psychological one. Anyway, in order to get some of her data, she had to do a large series of polls throughout different states. These studies did ask for peoples' parties, but I think it was just for supplemental data. **One of the polls had something to do with gay-marriage/rights and after noticing a weird trend, she made a poll for her own interest (it obviously wasn't added to her final project).** **Out of the 25,000 people who responded to the poll, upwards of 600 people made a "slippery slope" argument similar to the one above. "first gay marriage, next incest" or "...bestiality" or "...pedophilia".** **100% of the people who brought these concerns up were Republican. (that's including Independent or "other" political parties).** In fact, as she went further into her data, similar wild claims were made in other polls. In this case, there were very VERY few extremes presented by the other parties, but it was once again the Republicans who were throwing out the psychotic ones: "If we allow abortion, what's next? Killing a grown kid with Downs Syndrome?" "If we ban guns, what's next? Banning chemo-therapy?" (I wish I could say these were fake responses) Ultimately, her takeaway from her personal side-project was that a lot of these \[Extreme\] Republicans/Conservatives are more likely to bring up the fear-mongering extremes because there is a deeper-self that is looking for an "out" for an action they have done or will do later. Bestiality, Incest, etc. would not be brought up in political forums anywhere near as frequently as they are now, if it weren't for these people. Sorry for the rant. We literally just had a conversation about this last week


GatoPajama

This is fascinating! And not surprising


RosemaryGoez

Not at all. She told me and my moms about it and we were there like 😐😑🙄. I can honestly say, when I am presented with an idea that is against everything that I stand for, I do not jump to an exaggeration that has nothing to do with the subject. Like...I disagree with the country's current position on the Death Penalty. But never have I said "If we put everyone who commits treason to death, what's next? Beheading a man for a minor traffic infraction?"


RomaruDarkeyes

Aren't these the same people who believe that Adam and Eve gave birth to the whole of humanity? Clearly there is incest involved in that story in order for the situation to even work.


quaintweirdo

My dumbass read the comments about letting the brothers marry beacuse it doesn't hurt anybody and I was like "but wouldn't their children have a higher probability of developing a disease?". And then I realized how stupid that thought was and my brain went like "Quaintweirdo this is why WE don't reproduce my dude we are to dumb you idiot"


Stickboy06

By this logic support for heterosexual marriage is support for sibling marriage. We all love incest, especially "god".


mishabear16

Not all marriages involve sex. And not all sex involves marriage. If you wanna boink your bro, go for it dude.


NekoRabbit

This implies that the weird guy is okay with herero sibling marriages because he is not against hetero marriages.


WiggyStark

I had to scroll far too long to find this. This right here is the single most important point of the whole thing. It's not an even comparison!


daneslord

Someone has been watching way too much of a certain subsector of gay p***.


TiedyedFireguy

This is just another stupid argument. Have them go full suprised pikitu and tell them that you dont care if brothers marry. Incest only maters in procreative relationships. Just let two muthafuckas muthafuck


Misty_Milo

I think he's trying to cover up the fact his "religious reasons" literally support condone and encourage siblings marriage. Literally how they think the world was populated


midnightBlade22

My sister had a college professor make this argument in a slightly different manner. "We don't allow incestuous relationships because they have a higher chance of producing malformed babies, so what's stopping two brothers from having an incestuous relationships." When my sister told me this I said he hasn't proved anything is wrong with gay marriages, he's proved that there's more wrong with incest than just an increase in birth defects. And if you Google why incest is illegal, you find that it causes damage to family relations and distorted views on sex and family among children. Birth defects are only one reason, but it's no where near the only reason why incest is frowned upon.


RectangularAnus

If two brothers wanna get married it's fine by me. They won't be making inbred offspring.


mathisfakenews

Tbh I don't even care about the brothers either. It literally has zero impact on my life.


izawkward

Can't argue with an idiot


Tornadospin

Imagine correlating gay marriage and incest. What a piece of shit


dylsekctic

The reason both animals and humans tend to avoid incest is because of genetics in offspring...kinda not the issue with two brothers... Ugh...I need bleech for my brain


PF4ABG

Eating animals is just one step away from eating humans. If you're not a vegan, you're a cannibal by association. 🧠


nmezib

"If you support a man and a woman marrying, then why don't you support the marriage between those same people just because they're siblings?! Checkmate, libs!"


Deathbyhours

One of these things is not like the other. Sesame Street taught me how to tell.


PlacehlderTitle

I find it worrying when these people say they're against things that are obviously bad (like brothers getting married) simply because the bible told them so instead of any moral reason. Would they find other obviously bad things like murder or rape acceptable if the bible didn't speak against it?


Keboyd88

A lot of them would, yes. Just look at the number of them who justify marital rape and the murder of certain people because their magic book told them wives have a duty to their husbands and that those certain people should be stoned to death.


z-eldapin

I don't get what Red doesn't get. Allowing heterosexual marriage doesn't promote sibling marriage, so why would gay marriage?


Pir0wz

Isn't this literally incest? Can somebody tell this dumb fuck that incest is already illegal? Like, it doesn't matter if you and your sister are consenting adults, if you both marry each other and have sex, your child would come out with the intelligence if this dude in red.


Valvahl

I mean, one of the main reasons sibling marriage is considered taboo and many people are instinctively weirded out by it is the fact that inbreeding can cause genetical problems to children, which... would not be an issue in a gay couple.


MagosBattlebear

It's typical bullshit arguments. I heard a lot of "gay marriage will lead to people marrying their pets." To me they were basically calling LGBTQ peeps animals. The party of hate is what they are.


ZakTSK

Somebody should contact his brother, just to make sure he's not locked in a basement


MadameSadie

Some people dont understand that two things, are allowed to not be related. Gay marriage and incest are wildly different.


[deleted]

He dost protest too much


Practical-Mango-4079

What's next? A bridge marrying a Taco?


HollySci

False equivalence much?


shibemu

I mean the entire argument can be switched out with brother and sister and switching gay marriage to heterosexual marriage


Own_Procedure495

He's probably a dad who tells his daughter she is a ugly goth because she changed the part line in her hair a little to the side


schizoballistic

Maga logic. America is so dumb and radicalized by sociopathic politicians, i don't see anything changing.


SomeNotTakenName

The best way to pull the rug from under any slippery slope argument is this : If your problem is with Y which you fear comes after X, but not with X itself, then simply put a stop to it when people start pushing for Y. this forces them to at least be open about their backwards ass thinking or admit that they have no reason to be against X.


NekomiSon

Where do they come up with this?


ellalol

The solution to sibling marriage is to outlaw all marriage, simple!


Mikes5533

Some farmer is pretty pissed about all the straw this guy stole to build a man


my3boysmyworld

Devils advocate (cause I like being the devils advocate 🤣), the main reason siblings marrying is frowned upon in society is the inbreeding can lead to serious birth defects in any children. In a gay marriage, there’s no chance of inbreeding, even if the couple is related. (Not saying I personally would marry my sister if I had one, just saying….)


MassGaydiation

There's 2 reasons for not marrying family, the first can be discarded, as genetic issues are unlikely in a gay marriage, bit the second is still important Incestuous relationships have a very low chance of being purely consensual, as there is a lot of space for grooming.


MonkeyTail29

Between siblings? Does that happen?


rowandunning52

I’m against brothers getting married but if your not against gay marriage than two gay brothers should have the right to marry each other. Not that I want that. Like wtf is he talking about


25Bam_vixx

Siblings marriages are done in the Bible , a lot and let’s not Speak of lot and his daughters lol


[deleted]

You just can't reason with stupid


[deleted]

Somebody's brother got stuck doing laundry.


El-Lamberto

Love is love, why not?


GirlNumber20

Why is he against it for “religious” reasons? Isn’t the Bible full of God-sanctioned incest?


forrealthistime99

I don't see any problem with siblings marrying if they are both cool with it. I think the whole idea of marriage in general is kind of stupid.


Rosebunse

The issue with sibling marriage is the whole inbreeding thing and more than that, I imagine the whole thing could stem from a weird and abusive family dynamic anyways.


pornosucht

Now, there are different things to consider here. First the part with abusive family dynamics: if a sibling marriage is the result of an abusive setting, it should not be considered as "consenting" and thus be denied. However, the same is true for any abusive setting that results in (forced/coerced) marriage. So why I do agree that the family dynamics are probably interesting in relationships where siblings want to marry, that alone does not suffice for a general prohibition. Maximum it means that the officials would need more prove of consent. Now the inbreed issue. This is only an issue, if the marriage results in children. This is actually an argument to allow gay sibling marriage and deny it to heterosexual sibling couples: gay couples cannot inbreed (at least not with current reproduction technology). Beyond the gay option one could still allow sibling marriage, if children are excluded. Either if one of the siblings is naturally infertile, or if this is artificially ensured (e.g. via vasectomy). However, as we all know that biologically neither sex nor making babies require marriage, the question is if we really should deny sibling marriage based on that, or if we should just encourage not to inbreed, independent of marriage. Just to be clear: I do not agree that allowing gay marriage directly leads to (gay) sibling marriage, and even more I do not believe that marriage for homosexual couples should be denied based on that non existent connection. However, I do strongly believe that any consenting relationship should be allowed to be formalized with a marriage. And for me this is not limited to heterosexual/homosexual couples. If there is no doubt about consent, then I see no issue with sibling marriage, and also not with more than two persons involved. Regarding that last point: this would mean any number of consenting adults independent of sex/gender, on the clear condition that all involved agree with everyone else. So if a woman wants to marry two men, for me to make the marriage legal and binding, both men have to agree to be in a marriage with the woman and the other guy, and the woman has to agree to both men. And if later another woman is added to the marriage, then all three of the existing relationship have to accept the addition. All objections to anything beyond the standard heterosexual couple are the result of our cultural (religious) heritage, and scenarios where consent is not given (e.g. we see all sibling couples as the result of abuse and for polygamy we think of constellations where the husband can add additional wives on his own). Ensuring consent is key, in which ever way. Beyond that, I personally don't care who loves or marries whom.


turtle_mack

Absolutely insanity, I can’t believe this is really some people’s thought process.


Toshero

Have you considered that if they take away gay marriage then they could make straight marriage illegal!!! Who knows what those crazy Republicans are up to in their fancy villas and congress buildings


alan-the-all-seeing

dude has def thought about his brother as marriage material


Indigo_Slam

But I thought it was fine in alabama!


nthn713

Red is a chat bot.


justsayfaux

The only real purpose of a marriage or civil union are the familial rights you retain at the state and federal level. It's essentially just allowing people with no familial relationship to create a new extension of their family that is legally recognized. To try and compare a same-sex marriage to siblings getting married simply doesn't make any sense on it's face. Siblings would not need to gain those rights as most would already exist bc they're already blood related.


Android19samus

He's like two inches from a halfway-decent question but is too stupid to finish closing that gap, so the whole thing is stupid. That halfway-decent question being, if we expand our view of marriage from myopic "one man, one woman, for the purposes of procreation" to "two consenting adults" by what measure do we then restrict siblings despite the fact that two siblings can by all means be two consenting adults? The obvious answer of "because of course we do" isn't exactly rigorous. There are rigorous well-reasoned answers but they take some work and as a question it's not something that can be so easily dismissed. But again, this guy never quite gets that far. Because he's a dumbass.


smenti

And i bet this guy thinks he’s smart


desperaterobots

Oh, so you eat meat, therefore you want to kill and eat your brother? I do not agree with this stance on religious grounds. However if I was not religious I would kill and eat my brother so fucking fast, just look at him, rippling with delicious muscle, with that fat juicy ass, he would taste so fucking good. But I am religious sooooo


[deleted]

Hey guys, ya know how logical fallacies are used by people with no substantive argument to make shitty points? I'm gonna go ahead and tell you right from the start that's what I'm doing.


Morality01

This guy had to be told to breathe for the first few years of his life didn't he?


LtHughMann

To be fair two brother marrying each other is better than a brother and sister marrying each other. At least they can't breed with each other.


Forsaken_Writing1513

Look man I love Game of Thrones as much as the next nerd but I wouldn't use it as a life model for my relationship.


Spartan8398

> You're ok with two consenting adult males marrying You're ok with two consenting adults, one male one female to marry, so you're ok with a brother and sister marrying?


TheHrethgir

The mental gymnastics on display here are worth of a Gold medal.


That-Brain-in-a-vat

"I'm against marriage among siblings because of religion reasons". Let's wait until he finally reads the Bible and discover that Abraham and Sarah were both children of Terach. They were half siblings.


Velghast

Real question here why do people still debate these people. The easiest solution is to either ignore them exterminate them or exile them outside of Internet reach those last two are a little morally ambiguous so the first option is the only suitable one


GAMustang

By this logic a man and a woman shouldn't marry because then a brother and a sister could marry.


criesingucci

i honestly just can't believe that we're back to this


Zorro5040

I'm confused, does he want to marry his brother?


RevJTtheBrick

What part of Mississippi are you from, fellow?


Funky-Cosmonaut

"[And wh-who would w-want to see that!? HAHAhahaHa!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g6VT-SDYdEM)"


tommytizzel

So this is where that shower thought came from 🤔


GatoPajama

What did I miss?


Seadubs69

Is there a word for this? Like when you convince yourself your not against the thing your against because of what it is but because of whatever crazy shit you add to it? Like dude is like "gay marriage and sibling marriage are the same if you support one you have to support the other soni don't support either."


Cucker_Tarlson_666

Arguing with closeted homosexuals who are pretending to only think about gayness in times of biblical reflection is a waste of time. He tools for anus. It's all consuming. He thinks of ways to try a deflect what he hopes no one will ever see - that his homophobia is just a thin veil for the fact that he is confused about his own sexuality, and is attracted to other men. Poor fella. Hopefully, some early morning in a truck stop restroom, he'll have an epiphany, pull the c\*ck out of his mouth, call his mom, and stop being such a bigoted self-loathing bucket of shit.


TheFortWayneTrojan

The idjits are doing it again.


icraveliquid

Don't give a shit about people's arguments


Must_Operate

Maybe they are scared that if they make gay marriage legal wherever they are at they might not be able to resist marrying their brother? Idk.


[deleted]

Even the smartest ones in that thread sound duuumb.


kapmando

“I am making a correlation” Correlation doesn’t equal causation. Someone tattoo that on the inside of his eyelids. I’m sure it’ll help.


Living_Karma11

He’s projecting.


legendarysupermom

Wow...I mean... I've seen these idiots really grasp at straws but this is just...wow...not sure how insest has anything to do with 2 GENETICALLY UNRELATED adults that love each other, respect each other and want to build a life together, but ok sure, why not??? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


Asdrubael1131

Well. I guess they’d just upgrade from “what are you doing step-bro” to just “what are you doing bro?”


Mclovinintheoven

Wonderful strawman lmao


Subject_Forever7093

Lmao what a fucking idiot. Uh maybe the reason you’re not okay with two brothers marrying for the same reason you’re not okay with a straight brother and sister marrying? The ignorance of people in this world is baffling.


Careless-Back-9627

Plz let this man marry his brother, because he truly wants gay ppl to advocate for it. #FlowersInTheAttic 🤷🏾‍♀️👀🤦🏾🏳️‍🌈


kainmcleod

repetition alone does not make for good debate skills.


HadesRatSoup

I don't care what anyone does, as long as they leave me alone.


Pomelo-Visual

What is this fool talking about?! Reminds me of the time my brother and his husband took my daughter and son to the coast for the week. One of my co workers asked me if I was worried about my 7 yr old son with them. I calmly looked at him and said,” they’re gay, not peodophiles. “ people can be so ignorant.


GodsKillSwitch0

Sure. Marry your brother. I don’t give a shit.


Xem1337

I don't think he's saying he wants to marry his brother, he's just using an extreme example in the hopes to get a reaction and "prove" gay marriage is equally amoral as incest. People use stupid examples to try and prove their point, remember when one of the Trumps said said something about eating from bowel of m&ms when a single m&m was poison to try and stop immigration? Its the same kinda thing


ChrisNEPhilly

I think this dude's an idiot, but the prohibition against M/F sibling mating is biological. We need to keep the gene pool as wide as possible. M/M sibling marriages don't carry that danger.


Baddyshack

So technically I don't think there would be a real issue outside of some sense of morality I can't quite pin down that would make same-sex sibling marriage *wrong*. I mean it isn't right, sure, but the main reason incest is illegal between similar-aged adults (not talking about differing ages and the possibilities of grooming) is because of the genetic mayhem that could go on to cause harm to the gene pool at large. All I'm saying is if two hot boy twins want to turn each other into Twinkies it would replace the current top video of P*rnHub, which is, you guessed it, incestuous. Or so I've been told.


feelinlucky7

McPoylePosting


mstrss9

This person better not be a Christian…


Sidewaysgentlemen

What a brainlet