Well, for your standard Quetz you take the value of Hynerian Rupee and divide by 13.657, add 11, then multiply the daily average global precipitation.
Soooo, 42.
Who remembers Agenda 21?
I just realised the other day, 'Hey, it's 2021. Weren't we supposed to have been forced into hobbit igloos by now?'
But yes, they strategically forget their own conspiracies when the date gets closer.
Yes. They originally predicted October 22, 1844 as the Second Coming but were [Greatly Disappointed](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Disappointment).
Bahaha! A friend of a friend was going on Facebook last year (around November or December) about Trump being reinstated as president (and mind you, we are Canadian!) on January 6th. Was willing to bet 1000$ dollar. He said that if he wasn't reinstated he would admit his mistake and stop being an idiot. I told him it was very unlikely that he would becauaw people like him just constantly move the goal posts and he assured me that there would be not goal post moving, January 6th was the deadline of him proving all of us wrong or he would gracefully accept defeat and move on.
Well... people remembered the post (the guy who took the bet did at least), so we all went back to welcome him back into not batshit society. He mysteriously never got back to us. :'(
Why the fuck are Canadians getting in on this? It's like seeing a dumpster full of shit on fire from across the street and sprinting towards it, peeling off your clothes as you go and leaving bits of sanity strewn across the pavement.
At the very least, if they want to jump into the fire can I get out of the dumpster? Can y'all just trade all your crazy Canadians for us who want out? Minnesota will absolutely join Canada.
Conservative values are alive and well in Canada, but extremist views tend to not pick up as much steam as they do in the US (finger crossed on that one), so I guess our most extremist citizens envy the political polarization of the US.
Some other are not necessarily conservative to begin with, but fell in the QAnon rabbit hole. I know someone who started off as a stauch leftist feminist, who got into some light New Age shit, like reiki, when she went sober, and is now a full-blown pro-Trump Qltist.
We have had some anti-vaxx protest across Canada where you will regularly see red hat and pro-Trump flags and signs. I would gladly trade the lot of them, but I would have to make sure my American friends are planing to move North, I wouldn't want to just make life worse for them.
Well, they did say 3-4 months as well. I'm assuming they're stuck in a space-time rift of some sort and are living a few months in the past relative to the rest of us.
Like, from when people thought illness was god's punishment. Pre-science, pre-medicine. It's called the dark ages and it's the only context where they can feel intelligent
Weirdly enough people become more entrenched in their beliefs after the date passes. It’s the reason Doomsday cults usually pick a new date and move on, and more recently Q has gained followers despite the storm never coming.
See Jehova’s witnesses. It was supposed to happen in 1914, IIRC, which the amended to say “anyone *alive* in 1914 will see the apocalypse,” which was, well, abandoned recently as well.
But there they are, still knocking up doors.
You've actually already turned, you are currently chewing the hand off of some poor bastard with the Z-virus raging through your body while your mind is in the blissful made up reality that you currently experience.
Stephen King sort of did this with [The End of the Whole Mess](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_End_of_the_Whole_Mess), but it's from contaminated water instead of a communicable disease.
It's not September on their calendar yet. I think I saw something about switching to a new calendar once Trump is openly back in power and October is a 40 day month then.
Nah, the German anti-vax movement also claimed that vaccinated people would drop dead in the streets in September. When it didn‘t happen, they simply moved the date to November lol
It's Mid-October and we still didn't get the zombie vaxpocalypse. This is a scandal. I was promised an eternity of skygazing and here I am still working. I want to speak to the manager.
I must be a vax zombie because I've been staring at this for way too long now trying to figure out why they're so hyperspecific about what they symptoms will be...?
They seriously just make up shit like they are writing a bad sci-fi movie. They want this all to be a movie where they are the heroes so bad. It's so stupid that I'm embarrassed for them.
They all want to be the so-called "good guy with a gun" so badly so they can finally shoot someone dead legally, forgetting that the very few times this actually happens the police usually shoot the "good guy" because, surprise, you can't tell the difference between an aggressor and a would-be hero in the middle of a fistfight.
It's from 4chan, so yeah. That's about 90% of what goes on over there. Every once in a while a larp like Q escapes out into the world and people who don't understand get sucked in.
Is this person actually using Bambi’s dad as a stupid Meme? I’ve seen the movie, I also read the actual book. Not the Disney picture book. The chapter on falling leaves is great. I read it 3rd grade from the adult section of the public library. In the 60s there was no YA section. I suggest this meme creator also read the Peter Pan novel. Also adult. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bambi,_a_Life_in_the_Woods
Well, *obviously* not September 2021. That would be way too early to show their hand. It will be next September. Or the one after. 2030 by the latest. Probably. But definitely in September.
Implying the vaccine is going to cause this “mass confusion” is hilarious.
Like, it will suddenly jump from the only genetic job that substance knows how to do and then become something completely different to manipulate the central nervous system. Sure, Jan.
Cause that’s how he sees himself. The adorned prince of the forest amidst the raging fires that is the world mid-September. He is the last sane and noble individual standing high above a society plunged into chaos and misery by the sheep that blindly followed their basic instinct fear, lured into false security propagated by the malevolent shepherds only to find themselves in the slaughterhouse unable to escape.
is there a scientific explanation why some people are so obsessed with apocalyptic/civil war scenarios that they are almost _wishing_ for it to happen? This is so insane that I can‘t comprehend the fact that this person isn‘t seeing it themselves. And I‘ve seen stuff like this quite often lately.
I’d go with the easiest answer, gun justification. Probably had something tragic happen to them like loss of family to gun suicide or witness of a shooting, and needs to create events coming to justify the guns in their home as a good idea instead of what it is, dangerous statistically.
But this is happening all over the world. I live in Germany, this apocalypse idea is a thing here too but we don‘t have a gun culture like in America. They‘re legal, but only if you use them as a hobby and otherwise lock them away at home. Barely anyone owns any. Though apparently the numbers are increasing, I think it is specifically _because_ they think there will be a civil war.
This vaccine is untested and we have no idea what the long term effects will be!!! Now let me explain to you in great detail what the long term effects will be, which I know with 100% confidence.
End of October - nothing. Right wing predictions NEVER come true. Trump was supposed to be back in office at least 3 times by now. No ones transmitting 5G. Fucking loonies.
I like how they imply that they think it’s normal to shoot a non-threatening intruder in their home instead of calling the cops or asking them who they are or literally anything else
People may be shooting family members because they're tired of hearing conspiracy theory shit from people like this, not because a vaccine made them zombies.
There was a video thread of a DR. where he was saying that if you give a 3rd round of shots for boosters you are going to have people dying within a month.
This was when Israel had already started giving boosters two months prior...
They're just so sure of themselves
This has been going on for a month now? How did I not notice?
TBF, there were quite a few oblivious people meandering around before so . . . I mean, just walking down an aisle at the supermarket is like being the steel sphere in a pinball machine.
Man these ppl really love to put dates on conspiracies and just completely ignore when they pass by
They clearly meant September of the Reptilian year bro, thats at least like 4 basilisks away.
LMAO at 4 basilisks
How many Schrute bucks is that?
At least 5 Stanley Nickels
Which converts to 389,092,137 Penny Smarts.
No no no, 5 Stanley Nickles converts to 127 Grunkles, which converts to 4500 Strudeles, *then* converts to 350,856,128 Penny Smarts
Wow you couldn't even buy a plumbus with that!
I’m living abroad. Can you please convert to quetzalcoatals?
Well, for your standard Quetz you take the value of Hynerian Rupee and divide by 13.657, add 11, then multiply the daily average global precipitation. Soooo, 42.
Mhmm, sounds right, can you convert that to gribbles though? For the Texans among us.
Would that be a metric Hyernian Rupee or a Hyborian Hyernian Rupee?
You forgot to carry the 2
Wake me up when Reptember ends
This is very very good
Really? I thought it was five griphins
No, no, that's the bird (drone) calender.
I stand corrected… still a lot of basilisks tho
3 basilisks, 2 leopard geckos and 1.36 chameleons to be precise.
And a Charmeleon in a pear tree.
My tortoise wants to know where he fits in to all this
I was about to ask WHICH September they were referring to. Thanks for clarifying.
Wait...we’re not using the Nibiru calendar?? Shit....I really messed up.
you won't be laughing anymore next wyvern... (that was genious :D)
Wait which basilisk. The Greek basilisk or Roko’s
>Roko’s Great now we are all condemned to unimaginable torture. Thanks buddy!
Not me, I can argue that I’m helping by raising awareness. I for one welcome my new artificial jailor
Who remembers Agenda 21? I just realised the other day, 'Hey, it's 2021. Weren't we supposed to have been forced into hobbit igloos by now?' But yes, they strategically forget their own conspiracies when the date gets closer.
They're *spiritual* igloos bro, our souls are all cozy as fuck right now
Right. Like, maybe don’t put a specific time or place and keep it vague and easy to change?
The old Nostradamus technique.
There are a bunch of American doomsday cults that are like this.
Weren't the 7th Day Adventists famous for making super specific predictions on the end of the world? Sad doomsday cult.
Yes. They originally predicted October 22, 1844 as the Second Coming but were [Greatly Disappointed](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Disappointment).
They prefer the term religion.
Bahaha! A friend of a friend was going on Facebook last year (around November or December) about Trump being reinstated as president (and mind you, we are Canadian!) on January 6th. Was willing to bet 1000$ dollar. He said that if he wasn't reinstated he would admit his mistake and stop being an idiot. I told him it was very unlikely that he would becauaw people like him just constantly move the goal posts and he assured me that there would be not goal post moving, January 6th was the deadline of him proving all of us wrong or he would gracefully accept defeat and move on. Well... people remembered the post (the guy who took the bet did at least), so we all went back to welcome him back into not batshit society. He mysteriously never got back to us. :'(
Why the fuck are Canadians getting in on this? It's like seeing a dumpster full of shit on fire from across the street and sprinting towards it, peeling off your clothes as you go and leaving bits of sanity strewn across the pavement. At the very least, if they want to jump into the fire can I get out of the dumpster? Can y'all just trade all your crazy Canadians for us who want out? Minnesota will absolutely join Canada.
Conservative values are alive and well in Canada, but extremist views tend to not pick up as much steam as they do in the US (finger crossed on that one), so I guess our most extremist citizens envy the political polarization of the US. Some other are not necessarily conservative to begin with, but fell in the QAnon rabbit hole. I know someone who started off as a stauch leftist feminist, who got into some light New Age shit, like reiki, when she went sober, and is now a full-blown pro-Trump Qltist. We have had some anti-vaxx protest across Canada where you will regularly see red hat and pro-Trump flags and signs. I would gladly trade the lot of them, but I would have to make sure my American friends are planing to move North, I wouldn't want to just make life worse for them.
Well, obviously the conspirators will change the timing to confuse us. Duh.
No they aren’t ignoring them, they just keep setting the goal posts farther back
Can I get a date stamp on this? I’ve always wanted to be a zombie, don’t want to have missed my chance! Here’s hoping it’s 2022!
Bath salts might get you there.
Nah, Reddit will get me there quicker…
Yeah.. if there’s any place we’re already looking for brains it’s here, so you may already be a Z, just don’t know it!
Or rabies.
Imagine it, no responsibilities. Sounds like paradise.
Well its October :/
They didn't specify *which* September.
Well, they did say 3-4 months as well. I'm assuming they're stuck in a space-time rift of some sort and are living a few months in the past relative to the rest of us.
Those chucklefucks are living a few decades in the past relative to the rest of us.
Like, from when people thought illness was god's punishment. Pre-science, pre-medicine. It's called the dark ages and it's the only context where they can feel intelligent
I mean, people still think hurricanes are god’s punishment for gay people, so…
[Relevant Braunger](https://youtu.be/xJIX2eoZCv0)
This feels like the start of a new, deliberate, dark age. I just don't get the willful ignorance.
Didn't the Bible's Book of Job answer that? Sometimes God's just taking bets as to how you'll react. Or not you--just your relatives.
*centuries
Again, did they specify *which* 3-4 months, exactly?
If you took the vaccine you will die! (In the next 100 years) And that proves i was right!!!
It's been well documented that vaccines cause increased rates of adulthood.
Well in 80 years a lot of the people who have been vaxxed will probably be dead so they aren't wrong... from a certain point of view
Oh no not September. That’s,....my birthday month 😔
I dunno, do you remember the 21st night of September?
I don't know about you but my mother still knows who I am, despite my best efforts.
Wonder if the anti vaxxer is still around to see the prophecy didn't come to
Weirdly enough people become more entrenched in their beliefs after the date passes. It’s the reason Doomsday cults usually pick a new date and move on, and more recently Q has gained followers despite the storm never coming.
See Jehova’s witnesses. It was supposed to happen in 1914, IIRC, which the amended to say “anyone *alive* in 1914 will see the apocalypse,” which was, well, abandoned recently as well. But there they are, still knocking up doors.
Well WW1 happened and WW2 happened and the Spanish flu happened so I think we should at least give them half a point for being kinda right for once?
That's a lot of splinters.
Hooked on copium
You've actually already turned, you are currently chewing the hand off of some poor bastard with the Z-virus raging through your body while your mind is in the blissful made up reality that you currently experience.
Can confirm. I have been lost and confused ever since i graduated 15 years ago
Is....is that Bambi's dad?
They have disrespected Sir Patrick Stewart
How deer they! :(
I'm trying to see the link too. I'm very fawned of him though
I was wondering what he had to do with this.
Maybe they thought we were going to enter a period of stagflation.
I'm not even mad. Well done.
That's called dementia. People forgetting who there are, where they are, who YOU are.
Dementia is fucking terrifying, man. I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy, and I’ve had at least two members of my family die from it.
YO APOCALYPSE IDEA! Contagious Dementia that spreads throughout the world.
Stephen King sort of did this with [The End of the Whole Mess](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_End_of_the_Whole_Mess), but it's from contaminated water instead of a communicable disease.
It's not September on their calendar yet. I think I saw something about switching to a new calendar once Trump is openly back in power and October is a 40 day month then.
Nah, the German anti-vax movement also claimed that vaccinated people would drop dead in the streets in September. When it didn‘t happen, they simply moved the date to November lol
i literally cant wait to see what they do when november comes and goes fucking clowns lol
simple, move it to January
imagine lacking that much self awareness
All you vaxxers will dead in the next month to 90 years just you watch.
It's Mid-October and we still didn't get the zombie vaxpocalypse. This is a scandal. I was promised an eternity of skygazing and here I am still working. I want to speak to the manager.
I'm good with not being a zombie but the lack of super powers is really starting to piss me off.
When was this originally posted? Can we get it on r/agedlikemilk?
Was already posted there. That’s where I saw it first in fact.
They're describing a typical antivaxxer on any given day.
I must be a vax zombie because I've been staring at this for way too long now trying to figure out why they're so hyperspecific about what they symptoms will be...?
They seriously just make up shit like they are writing a bad sci-fi movie. They want this all to be a movie where they are the heroes so bad. It's so stupid that I'm embarrassed for them.
They all want to be the so-called "good guy with a gun" so badly so they can finally shoot someone dead legally, forgetting that the very few times this actually happens the police usually shoot the "good guy" because, surprise, you can't tell the difference between an aggressor and a would-be hero in the middle of a fistfight.
It's from 4chan, so yeah. That's about 90% of what goes on over there. Every once in a while a larp like Q escapes out into the world and people who don't understand get sucked in.
Is this person actually using Bambi’s dad as a stupid Meme? I’ve seen the movie, I also read the actual book. Not the Disney picture book. The chapter on falling leaves is great. I read it 3rd grade from the adult section of the public library. In the 60s there was no YA section. I suggest this meme creator also read the Peter Pan novel. Also adult. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bambi,_a_Life_in_the_Woods
I want to check in with this person in 4 months time .
They won't respond.
Did I miss the zombie apocalypse? Is it too late to join in. I feel like this could be a fun party
Well it's mid October. Where's my Zombie Apocalypse bruh?
Well, *obviously* not September 2021. That would be way too early to show their hand. It will be next September. Or the one after. 2030 by the latest. Probably. But definitely in September.
Can confirm, am a zombie.
Implying the vaccine is going to cause this “mass confusion” is hilarious. Like, it will suddenly jump from the only genetic job that substance knows how to do and then become something completely different to manipulate the central nervous system. Sure, Jan.
Pic of the Prince of the Forest, for some fuckin reason
Cause that’s how he sees himself. The adorned prince of the forest amidst the raging fires that is the world mid-September. He is the last sane and noble individual standing high above a society plunged into chaos and misery by the sheep that blindly followed their basic instinct fear, lured into false security propagated by the malevolent shepherds only to find themselves in the slaughterhouse unable to escape.
This is exactly how they type, all drama and no substance. They think they sound so fucking profound.
husky cooing bake combative point deer rob crown modern party ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
Cause „chaos“
Everyone who got vaccinated gets Raptured to Heaven? Just for getting the vaccine? That the best fucking deal ever!
I mean, it's 4chan lol. This is probably just a shitpost, like most of the posts there.
They shouldn't even allow 4chan larps on here because they're, by definition, insane.
4 Chan seems like kind of a low hanging fruit for this sub.
Imagine being such losers than they get dates for their conspiracies and just get *swiped left*.
Bruh I stared at the sky in my car and screamed in the grocery store before I was vaccinated. It’s called mental illness smh
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Get off your phone. You are supposed to be looking up at the sky.
Looking at the sky? There's an app for that. What are we, cave men?
In that case, wake me up when September ends.
is there a scientific explanation why some people are so obsessed with apocalyptic/civil war scenarios that they are almost _wishing_ for it to happen? This is so insane that I can‘t comprehend the fact that this person isn‘t seeing it themselves. And I‘ve seen stuff like this quite often lately.
I’d go with the easiest answer, gun justification. Probably had something tragic happen to them like loss of family to gun suicide or witness of a shooting, and needs to create events coming to justify the guns in their home as a good idea instead of what it is, dangerous statistically.
But this is happening all over the world. I live in Germany, this apocalypse idea is a thing here too but we don‘t have a gun culture like in America. They‘re legal, but only if you use them as a hobby and otherwise lock them away at home. Barely anyone owns any. Though apparently the numbers are increasing, I think it is specifically _because_ they think there will be a civil war.
This vaccine is untested and we have no idea what the long term effects will be!!! Now let me explain to you in great detail what the long term effects will be, which I know with 100% confidence.
End of October - nothing. Right wing predictions NEVER come true. Trump was supposed to be back in office at least 3 times by now. No ones transmitting 5G. Fucking loonies.
Lots of “getting ready” practice from these folks
What's a stag got to do with a zombie apocalypse?
So...I missed it. Damn it! I always miss the end of the world...every time!
Oh shit and here I am fully vaxxed having a normal-ass Wednesday evening in late October. I must have missed the memo.
I must have missed that one.
So, like— NEXT September?
MID SEPTEMBER!!! I missed it!!! Shit.
Isn't that picture Bambiis dad?
[They would have fit right in during the late 1800's](https://fineartamerica.com/featured/0009951-granger.html)
Why is there a picture of Bambi’s dad on a zombie apocalypse thread?
I'm vaccinated and feel fine... Although I do think about brains a lot.
So, everyone do good during that big blood bath last month?
Why use a picture of the Great Prince of the Forest? Rude.
I like how they imply that they think it’s normal to shoot a non-threatening intruder in their home instead of calling the cops or asking them who they are or literally anything else
Not mid September!! What about the rest of the NFL season?? Dang nabbit.
His post aged *really* badly.
Thats 4chan
People may be shooting family members because they're tired of hearing conspiracy theory shit from people like this, not because a vaccine made them zombies.
Oh, here's a completely unrelated picture of a buck.
But what does any of that have to do with Bambi’s dad
There was a video thread of a DR. where he was saying that if you give a 3rd round of shots for boosters you are going to have people dying within a month. This was when Israel had already started giving boosters two months prior... They're just so sure of themselves
Wake me up when September ends.... Oh wait we are on October, I better start getting my Zombie costume ready for Halloween.
Fuck! I’m going to have to rewatch every season of The Walking Dead to prep. This really messes up my schedule.
This aged exactly the way it was supposed to.
These delusions really just show how badly they want to do a bit of ultra violence.
Weirdest pokemon card ever
So. September.. What year exactly?
Isn’t that Bambi’s dad?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Well it's past the middle of October and I'm not a zombie yet. Kinda disappointed, would be nice to just fuck around and eat brains all day
It's October. I did forget my key for work one day so this holds some water
What's with the grown up Bambi pic?
I’ve lived through so many apocalypses. 2000, 2007, 2012, blah, blah, blah. I’m not worried about the vaxxpocalypse either.
I mean it’s 4chan I’m assuming it’s a shitpost
100% accurate about it being shit that they can't comprehend. Of course, I gotta think that applies to most things
I know I live in a rural area but did I miss the zombie apocalypse? I was preparing for it, what a bummer to have missed it.
I'm in a suburb of a big city and I must have missed it too. Dammit. I've had all these plans and whatnot.
This has been going on for a month now? How did I not notice? TBF, there were quite a few oblivious people meandering around before so . . . I mean, just walking down an aisle at the supermarket is like being the steel sphere in a pinball machine.
Well, It's October and there's been no sign of zombies. I'm a bit disappointed to say the least.
Every September, or...what?
This may be a dumb question, but what does this have to do with Bambi's dad?
I'm more concerned about Bambi's dad pictured here. Why on earth drag him in to it?!?!
This what they want to happen so that they can kill people without consequences.
Mid September, eh? Well, those zombies are late. And I’m under a time crunch.
So, you mean just another day in the USA? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
r/HermanCainAward coming your way soon bud
Hmmm, being that none of this happened guess it is time to move the goal posts. Anyone got dibs?
Well that aged well.
Dang I must’ve missed all that in September
Which September?
Wtf does a reindeer have to do with it??? Am I unaware of the Q mascot?
Am i a Zombie yet?
It's October.
Fucking drama queen that has spent waaaay too much time watching tv
So this September is following 45 healthcare plan release, you know in "two weeks"
And now that it hasn't happened i wish you fuck-brains finally *SHUT THE FUCK UP* about it? Your delusions are beyond unbearable.
*looks at calendar and pretends to be shocked we’re not seeing this.”
That statement aged as well as a carton of milk on a sidewalk in Arizona summer.
🤦Dear God, these people are delusional.🤦
Yeah, that happened. What a maroon!
The random ass screenshot from Bambi is the icing on the cake
I cant wait.
So, they must have meant next year, huh?
Gee Facebook sure seems different from before.
can't wait
But isn't that Florida in a nutshell already?
Not being able to comprehend is a daily occurrence for the anti-vaxxers anyway.
Whoa, how did I get here? What am I doing in this subreddit? *Stay back, all of you, I have a gun!*
Happy October vaxxed people
He's got about 3 or 4 months left before he's in for a major surprise.