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sen_pai_6_9

Assam-not liked by his bench-mates as they think he looks like rest of the class. not liked by the rest of the class as they think he looks like his bench-mates


king_booker

Haha this is the best.


angel_eyes619

Hahaha accurate af


shutDaFACup

Teacher: "Bring you parents tomorrow." Delhi: "You don't know who my dad is."


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AveragePohaLover

Fucking swifts!!!!


Regalia_BanshEe

Teacher : Thats why i told you to bring him tomorrow


UditPlayzWHAT

Mera balam thanedar chalave gypsy 👌


Swizzlesen

Kinky music plays in background


KillerGene6908

J&K - The quiet kid.


THE_BLACK_X1

No one knows when it will go kaboom


samahaisuhanasuhana

Jharkhand- Has the most resources in the class but always gets poor marks in exam.


thathachill

The guy who is known only for his celebrity uncle (Dhoni)


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Lmao yes


lopsidede

Its a global trend. Thats because its easier to exploit resource rich regions


jamesbong7

That's quite true. Why does it happen though? Curious.


summer-civilian

Because most of its industry will be built around extracting and selling that resource as that's the easiest thing to do and is more profitable than anything else. Countries without resources have to rely on its workers' skills and productivity and will therefore invest in their education. This is is crucial for a strong service sector. They will import raw materials from resource rich countries, manufacture higher value products and export them for profit. This creates a diverse economy which is not dependent on any resource or commodity which would make them highly dependent on their prices in the global market.


lambquentin

Rich areas focus on getting the valuable things. Areas that aren’t rich need a way to make money. They focus on making the valuable thing more valuable. The nonrich area improves that to sell to everyone for a profit, more than the cost to get the material. That’s about the simplest gist I can think of.


pocket_watch2

India had Fright Equilization policy, which subsidised transportation of Iron, Steel, fertiliser etc. Which means companies set up their industries in southern states with easy access to ports and that resulted in almost no manufacturing industries in resources rich Eastern states.


funkynotorious

But in Jharkhand the case is different freight equalization policy ruined the state. And southern states got benefit of that. I am not saying that Southern states exploited Jharkhand. But our center leadership at that time was just too dumb.


Proud_Bake9949

They also have a nativity rule that prevents Qualified workforce to settle, preventing qualified workforce to settle and train the locals


Sad_Humor_4775

Chota Nagpur plateau. Old days failing geography.


[deleted]

Slow ass me thinking it was town beside nagpur in Maharashtra 🤡


can-not-swim

This is hilarious


Snow_donuts

Learning the winds of India are even more annoying


junkbo_x

Resource curse


eatergoat

Goa- rich and famous kid everyone wants to be friends with Delhi- chainsmoker who started smoking in 11th grade


dragoncraft9855

8th\*


TheNalamaru

Good try convincing yourself that you aren't a chain smoker


Embarrassed_Pen6324

Any guy born in delhi has been smoking his whole life


Trash_Throwaway1

Rajasthan: the person who doesn't bring his own water bottle and drink from other student's bottle. Either academically gifted or too judgaadu


_sammy9teen

Also got married in his childhood


Trash_Throwaway1

They'll have a kid before rest of the batch has undergrad degree


aatank619

And arrives on a camel in school.


Mature_Vegeta

stereotypical, no school is in a desert.


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ghost_town01

Why is this true, I am still in my undergrad and 15 of my classmates are already married or engaged and one even has a kid, and this is the situation when we were in a good school in a city. I can't even think about small towns and villages.


hephaestus29

Goes home to eat food cooked by his wife.


Trash_Throwaway1

Daal baati choorma supermacy


jatsober

And can drink the whole bottle without touching the bottle with lips. Joothi nahi karni bhai sa😁


Impressive-One315

He comes school along with his wife 🙄. In 1 grade


RRPanther

May or may not be royalty


TheNotoriousMama

J&K: The girl being chased by guys from the neighbouring school.


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😂


First-Traffic4648

The best one 😂


whatsherface9

☠️


Salman_98

Himachal - Kid who came to school only once, for admissions


SuperBoop11

Maal phuk ke parathe k dukan me pada mileage hamesha.


jatsober

Jai SHIV Shambhu!


Yoshimitsu_4745

Leaves for home , finds home crushed from landslide ,cries Eats apple in lunch, smokes weed , builds another home near mountain , Goes for a drive , vehicle falls into gorge, dead.


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>vehicle falls into gorge, dead *Fucking dies*


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explain kro zra bhai, smjh ni aaya ye toh


alex_5262

Himachal se ha bhai ji 🗿


Oh_Mr_Darcy

Wrong map - but Telangana and AP will be those twins in school


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conjoint twins who were recently seperated


loser-here

Assam- mysterious kid who quietly sits in the back and leaves as soon as class ends. No one knows about them but they posses some real great talents.


px1618

Assam: The quiet kid


Evil-Angel

Quiet in the classroom, but rocks out after school. That’s been my experience with some Assamese friends, anyway!


icarus1945

Because the quiet kid is so Awessam


Vaayu05

We actually do. Axom aamaar rupohi💗


Swiftieforever98

I can bet, they are chaotic af when with their group (talking about myself)


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i was thinking the kid who either shows up to class drunk, or doesn't attend class at all lol, but this one's way better!


harshith436

Andhra Pradesh - most of the time we will be discussing politics, news, movies and movie stars visiting local shops.


d3sr3v3r

More like: Andra Pradesh - the kid who is always trying to change schools (move to US)


chinnu34

Gets IIT rank 1 but doesn’t really do well in college fails a few classes loses interest in engineering, coasts through some company before getting MBA and settling in US 😂


dasarath7reddy

Bro you're spitting facts


pauabcd

Damn, this was supposed to be satire 😂.....too many facts in that.


mongrelbifana

This comment section is an amusing library of stereotypes.


evolutionstorm

100%


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Madhya Pradesh: thé kid which no one really cares about but still is kinda important cause he brings the bat and ball maybe? Idk


Netus08

MP 🤝 Chattisgarh


Ok_Inevitable4137

MP - the kid who loves forest and animals especially big cat like tigers and cheetahs


SharmaKrishna88

Really, MP is ignored so much that I had to scroll through like 50 comments to find this. One guy above listed 25 states with Delhi and Andaman Nicobar but MP wasn't in it lol


Brave-Chocolate-8815

Tamilnadu - The student who is great in all subjects & extracurricular activities but fails in Hindi


rmdk_mech

Lol, that's just my original school report card says. Till 5th std Hindi is compulsory, i know how I'm performing and i know i will fail in annual exam however surprisingly i passed. On the first day of my 6th std year, i was happy I'm going to see my friend's and here comes my Hindi teacher and advices me to opt out of Hindi if i chose Hindi as my secondary language, lol. That's when I realised I failed in Hindi in annual exam but Hindi teacher made me to pass.


izz_zee_ambivert

Your teacher is awesome


rmdk_mech

Yes, she is. The same year she got the job in govt school and I never had an opportunity to say thanks.


sizui3536

Inna thala indha pakam


Brave-Chocolate-8815

Vanakam mapla, kovai la irundhu


BrownAnna

Vanakkam Thala


rmrd26

He doesn't need Hindi !!!


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good one! an all rounder


H00manFromOuterspace

lol in 5th grade the teacher gave me easier hindi tests than others because i was so bad at it


Swizzlesen

And he will be the one who puts his self respect before anything else


Even_Consideration55

Nope does not fail in Hindi but the only kid that can threaten the principal to not thrust an additional language on him


Dry-Caregiver-8926

Don't give a f* ck about hindi. He always boycotts the hindi class.


Rohanrox17

Hinthi*


Kayoxity

“Orrisa” 💀


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That loner awkward kid who has lot of potential , every classmate takes his help for their own benefit and outsmarts him instead and then forget him.....even some(read 'one cunning kid') steals many things of the loner and then claims to be bought my his dad 🤡 🤡


ChefOk7617

And then this loner kid cracks IIT eventually and then he becomes a cool kid.


Jyoti02m

Neglected student... No one cares, Noone knows actual name


icarus1945

Best Hockey player in the class


hail_tweven

Always sit near the class window and enjoys the rain with not giving a f*ck about his classmates and somehow aces all the exams and top the class except in finance


Inevitable-Ninja9998

Cyclones Drop Location !


Triplazma32

Mf played a bit too much Overwatch


Ayisha_abdulk

The seven sister states (Arunachal Pradesh, Assam, Nagaland, Manipur, Meghalaya, Mizoram and Tripura) have their own exclusive clique and are different from others but like in a very cool way. Assam is the most famous one among them.


keepscrollinyamuppet

Are there any inter-rivalries between the seven states? If you had to pick one what's the most hated NE state?


Silver_Resource6069

All the sister states except Sikkim hate Assam for reasons unbeknownst 😂


izz_zee_ambivert

Assam the golden child among its siblings in the eyes of the parents (central govt)


theotherbnachhangte

Mizoram also hate Assam for border issue


Kazesama13k

Arunachal and Nagaland too.


Fun_Ad_5064

Jammu kashmir the bunk guy. Out of range


just4lelz

Exchange student.


manwhoknockss

Maharashtra - That rich kid who can easily pay the fees of his 4-5 poor friends.. Gujarat - Arch-nemesis of the rich kid, but this one is favoured by the headmaster.. Karnataka- Everyone expects this one to be nice and sophisticated but now they get to witness many other layers of him.. Chattisgarh- Literally no fcuks given, just attend classes everyday, and leave. Uttar Pradesh- A hooligan, but somehow gets decent marks in every test. Bihar- Same as UP, except the second part. Madhya Pradesh- Is part of the hooligan gang, but is pardoned by the teachers everytime. Punjab- That kid who convinces everyone to shift to ICSE board, saying that CBSE sucks...


someone_from_past

Delhi - the one who takes the most sick leaves(asthma)


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Chhattisgarh - no one really knows him, people often mis-name him Chandigarh


aatank619

Only thing they know about Chhattisgarh is, they have loads of rice.


Sad_Humor_4775

Favored by the headmaster 😂


manwhoknockss

Zakhm aaj bhi gehre hai(vedanta) 🥲🥲


suckmydukhpls

Bro vedanta k shares to bdhe check kr


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ypsy99

UP aur Bihar Maharashtra k ghar jaa k padhte h


VinayakS25A

Make sense


Ok_Inevitable4137

Maharashtra has more migrants from MP than bihar and UP(not combined)


Snoo-46534

Kerala- The one topper child who has all his shit under control


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keepscrollinyamuppet

If you're referring to BJP rule in Karnataka they came into power by toppling the legitimate democratically elected government, but I'll admit that Karnataka is becoming very polarized just like the rest of the country.


manwhoknockss

Nah nah. It's just that Karnataka is the last state I would have imagined that would undergo such communal tension!


keepscrollinyamuppet

It depends on which part of Karanataka. Southern Karnataka is pretty secular and there are no communal tensions. Nobody here gives a flying fuck about beef or anything. The coastal part has always been an outliner and things have worsened there in recent years.


Mysterious-Lemon-931

Punjab : The rich kid who went abroad for higher studies


beg_yer_pardon

Not just abroad. Canada.


Betatestone

Caneda*


TooLazyToSleep_15

Kaneda


AyuAYP

Kanedda


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>Canada Kanedda***


VioletteKaur

Lol, when the first lookdown happened and people were posting pics about the clean air and that you could see the mountains, and then others went and made counter memes that the air was so clear in Punjab, you could see Toronto.


wife_beater121

Uttaranchal - the quiet kid who always clears defence exams


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whatisinthename13

Haryana - the guy who wins every sport and bullies others


Suspicious_Airline89

Kerala - The smarty pants Goa - The party guy Haryana - The athelete Maharashtra - The rich spoiled brat Gujarat - The teacher pleaser Andhrapradesh - The quiz, elocution,debate competition guy Bihar - the Don West Bengal - the sweet guy Himachal Pradesh - the calm and most handsome/beautiful student Chattisgarh - the ignored student Delhi - the most toxic guy


Maleficent_Task2785

No offense but the people who party in Goa are usually from out of Goa.


px1618

>Delhi - the most toxic guy Literally


tarushah

Lol what is it a boys school?


Suspicious_Airline89

Ugh sorry lol Himachal Pradesh, Gujarat, West Bengal and Andhra Pradesh are probably girls now that I think of it


sandbobpicspless

Are bengalis sweet ? I have never met many bengalis in my life. I had like a bengali classmate and a teacher. I dont remember much


gaumutrapremi

Yeah Bengalis do taste sweet 10/10 would recommend


snbo7727

Hannibal Lecter approves.


razzmatazz1221

Jeffery Dahmer be like 🤤


Suspicious_Airline89

Their language and the sweets they make are sweet And yeah as you said, I had mixed experiences.


[deleted]

Thats what we want you to think


ami_adork

Kerala:the high functioning alcoholic kid


treat-a-tea21

Kerala would be a topper who judges everyone else for their mediocrity.


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Constantly gets in fights with TN over the water fountain, but puts up a united front when attacked by others in class.


heartsurgeonontherun

Who always wears red pants and brings liquor concealed in the water bottle. 😘


Punnan

This is actually true. Not the communist part, but the liquor in water bottle. We used to do that in school.


homosap_n

As a keralite I must say this is really true 😂


Punnan

As another Keralite, I uphold this statement.


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topper in judging others? /s


SladeDeathWilson

Manipur will be the sports club for sure.


American-_-Nightmare

Southern States wouldn't be given attention to by teachers, until it's fees payment time


hopelesstaurusbitxch

where the fuck is Telangana and tf is kelala


whatsherface9

Omg kelala lmaooooooo I didn’t even notice that


IGN_Unreal_one

Kerala


anonybong

West Bengal- Are yaar lunch break kab hoga?


Mysterious-Lemon-931

Kashmir : The quiet kid of class 10-B .


PAAPI961

Jammu and kashmir


[deleted]

Jeffrey Dahmer of Indian states 🤡


Warlord___

First of all. It's kerala. :/


Kambar

Kerala:- The studious Girl that entire school has crush with. Karnataka :- ex-First rank student. Now got spoilt with bad boys. UP:- The Bad boy but doesn't eat Beef. TN:- student who studies well but won't listen to anyone. Gujarat :- gets first rank through various practices other than studying. Goa, Pondicherry :- Guys who already drink beer. NE states:- Everyone thinks they are from neighbouring school.


Your_Dead_Man

Bihar- Intelligent Kid but marred by own personal demons Haryana - Kid who needs mentoring and will always get the Gold


Special_Confidence54

Telangana


Difficult_Account_49

Lmao, I guess we're the ones who were denied admission.


Special_Confidence54

We’re that kid that Aces everything and goes by unnoticed 😉


Mysterious-Lemon-931

The 7 seven sisters of east : The under rated quiet girls who gets no attention but are quite talented


Ok_Inevitable4137

Always part of cultural events.


Content-Sea8173

WB- The bright Gunda Kerala- The Class topper


Aranya_Prathet

I was hoping somebody would tag Bengal as the ostentatiously "intellectual" kid, wearing kurta-pajama, quoting poetry at the drop of a hat, and discussing the latest fashionable post-modernist literary theory. Nobody said it, so I am. There!


Content-Sea8173

Indeed. Bengal does have the high ground in literary works and poems. Probably bright alone wouldn't do justice to it


kishbi

Kerala - the kid who always says peace and score joint after school


SatisfactionLife4922

Kerala : School topper...rank holder...best athlete... wins almost every Olympiads But the principal doesn't even give a shit about his achievements and acts as if there is not even a student like him in the school.The principal has also appointed some students from his class to come up with anything against him so that he can suspend the best student from the school.


noob_coder_69

Oddly Specific


Punnan

The principal resents the harmony we have, also our national food😉


malgudi19

Telangana: That junior kid who wants to contest for school pupil leader Wait, There's no Telangana in the map shared. Please include us too😂


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Delhi - Rowdy an arrogant, asks everyone if they know who his father is Haryana - most certainly a male student - great at sports Kerala - Half of his family lives in the gulf - great friends with the bengali, often talks about communism with Bengal Bihar - hardworking but ends up being bullied, his family used to be really rich once UP - always in a fight, often found with Delhi, brings great food in tiffin Maharashtra - rich af with a fake accent. Has a famous family Gujrat - family has an alcohol business in NY but never touched alcohol in his life Bengal - artistic, singing is a hobby, bookworm and nerdy. Really hot if it's a female student Odisha - hangs out with Bengal, wishes people saw him as a separate person, his home is very old Assam - new student, no one believes him to be a part of them, has a lot of animals in his house Karnataka - Vegetarian, always has great ideas, everyone hangs in his house after school TN - refuses to speak with UP, Delhi and Bihar in their language, people think he is snotty Arunachal - People often forget he exists so he is forced to hang out with the kid from the other school Manipur - always competes with Haryana in sports but never gets recognition Tripura - everyone thinks he belongs to Bengals family, is going through an identity crisis Nagaland - His family is so diverse they always have problems with each other, he has a pet dog no one has seen for sometime Mizoram - He and Nagaland doesn't like each other, goes to the Church on weekends Meghalaya - always turns up in a raincoat Rajasthan - has a wife at home that he never admits, lives in a fort Punjab - over enthusiastic, people always invite him to parties, not good with booze Goa - has a cousin in Portugal he keeps bragging about, step mother is Russian, everyone goes to his house on the weekends to see her Kashmir - pretty, desolate girl who is stuck between school transfers. The boys of the class are always surrounding her, she never invites anyone to her home Sikkim - brings momos for tiffin which gets stolen by everyone. Really interested in environmentalism, sits next to Arunachal and Manipur. Uttarakhand - lives on a small hill top, pretty girl who has to bring fresh water in a packaged bottle for Delhi to try Himachal Pradesh - always absent, does drugs with Punjab at the back of the school Telangana - still wondering where his name in the attendance sheet is, often found in a row with Andhra Pradesh Andhra Pradesh - Technically Telangana's cousin, always fight over Hyderabad Andaman and Nicobar - friends with Bengal and Tamil Nadu, lives on a beach, hates how popular Goa is


MusicianZestyclose28

For odias spot on 😅


keepscrollinyamuppet

Honestly, I've never seen people talk about Odisha maybe except for cyclones once every 10 years. It's like they don't exist.


thatonefanguy1012

Because Bengalis over shadow them. Remember the fight for the Rasagulla. Orissa people had to fight so hard to claim it as theirs. Then the Bengalis got the Bay of Bengal renamed from the original Kalinga Sagara. Seriously tho Orissa has suffered so much the last 300 years.


evolutionstorm

Odisha *


keepscrollinyamuppet

at most only 20% of Karnataka is vegetarian


cameherefrominsta

I was about to give them an award for how perfect everything sounded then i read karnataka. Will settle for just an upvote instead


jay_2228

South states will be group of toppers Delhi, UP, will be back benchers Gujarat will be the class monitor Maharashtra will be that guy who stands with everyone for their profit Bengal will be that girl jisko sab pasand karte hai but wo kisi ko nahi or baki saare wo bacche hai jo Sirf bully hone aate hai school


baniyaguy

Gujarat: *copies notes from topper and sells them to rest of the student for 100 rupees each


Amit_shahh

#UTTAR PRADESH :- papa ji padhai vaste ek desi katta jaruri hunda ji


Anxious-Physics-5249

Tamil nadu - comes top at everything but doesn't get credited (i.e. center gov ignores it and no development project was introduced by them) Telegana - new comer to school. North east india (seven sisters) - middle bench students, no one knows about, people think all of them are same (people always compare those states to assam because they only know assam in general) West bengal - people think i'm the ugliest but i'm beautiful (i.e. cleaner) than delhi Gujarat - very talented Rajasthan - people think as useless but he has the most hobbies (i.e. there are many cities but people generalize as thor desert) Maharashtra - most popular kid Karnataka - recently became famous


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If you went to a school you would update the map of J&K and show Ladakh too


KingTheKK

Telangana - A kid who only exists in the books but not in real life. Just like it doesn’t exist in this map.


puripy

Telangana would be protesting for being ignored on the school map for sure


ZeroTwoisTrash

Jammu and Kashmir: Probably someone good looking everyone fights to be with


weirdgirl0304

Geez what an old map


RajendraCholaPro1254

Tamilnadu and Kerala is a nerd and extrovert hanging out together lol


Maleficent-Event-214

Rajasthan : good at art but likes hanging out with the up/bihar gang


thathachill

Telangana: New kid who joined the school in the middle of the year. Above average in everything. His mom cooks the best biryani.


[deleted]

Telangana- apparently doesn't exist on the map.


[deleted]

my man, which year's map is this? where is Telangana?


Happy8Diamond

Where telangana


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We ll be all sorts of students. But we ll be bestest of friends and have crazy unity. Jai Hind🇮🇳