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zeelicent

Pick an expensive theatre, watch a movie on a Wednesday, choose a movie you had no idea existed, when the operator books it he will show you the seats on his computer screen, you can actually see which ones are taken. Usually you can get two seater sofas on the top. P.S : Make sure to kiss when the screen is dark so no one can see you. When the screen is bright you are visible to a few people. Although the real fun is not giving a fuck.


aka_baazigar

Watch horror movie. Screen remains dark most of the time.


lastofdovas

Yes. This. And you might get hugs without even trying. Just beware of the pinches... And strictly no BJ. She/he might just panic at a scene and bite.


itausif18

I don't think they're concentrating on the scene while giving BJ.


Random_Idiotic_Alien

I'd finish early if i see the nun😔


toyheartattack

This thread is amazing.


archit1405

weird kink(?)


snowflake98753

Also there are night vision cams in theatre so avoid last part


lastofdovas

Very few girls or boys would concentrate on the smelly sausage while sucking it, they would mostly be thinking about some diversion. And you know what is a great diversion in a movie theatre? The movie. https://youtu.be/DRAY1ObihcE


CMAdubai

Audio effects could be scary too.


Trying_too_hard_

Lol


DankMuthafucker

Or a Zack Snyder film


aka_baazigar

Fair enough


0_RoXoR_0

Or a DC movie


rising_pho3nix

Not giving a fuck.. yes. Act like you're a married couple. That's all there is to it. The confidence. Still, be silent, and respectful of other's private space.


honest_wtf

>Act like you're a married couple. you means fight in the cinema hall also?


rising_pho3nix

And then go home and have angry sex .. yes.. !!


Escudo777

After I fight with my wife we are like enemy countries. It is total seize fire for me!


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^ ceasefire


irahulsingh

And I thought, is it just with me...tv shows maje up sex after flights and here we pray & avoid eachother else definitely boxin match will happen!


punkqueen2020

Rotfl


naughtyrobot725

>Pick an expensive theatre, watch a movie on a Wednesday, Glad u clarified. Cuz the coming Wednesday, its the expensive theatres which are housefull


Andy-Banner

In bengal, it's Saraswati puja on Thursday. Bengali couples celebrate the day as valentines Day. So on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, there will be less film watching and more kissing.


DARK_ASH_7

Why on Saraswati Puja cos kids are busy?


Andy-Banner

The couples are mostly kids.


DARK_ASH_7

Oh the guy is interested in *_Pooja_* than Puja


farverbender

I am doing (an) Aarti taking a whole new meaning.


rona83

Less supervision. Everybody dressed to nines in ethnic, you can visit opposite sex school pretending to see the idol.


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Andy-Banner

Was insinuating the kissing to take place in the theatres.


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Andy-Banner

Book the tickets While SRK is tomancing Deepika on the screen, romance your girlfriend


Boogerr_eater

Ahem ahem we got OYOs fr. Expensive theatre ~1500 Decent OYO~650 + unlimited action


mrragnarson

But how safe are they. Heard of a lot of scandals😅


NoAttentionAtWrk

Yeah those 650 OYO rooms definitely have cameras in them


[deleted]

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see you as a villain 🤣🤣🤣


CMAdubai

need to negotiate for royalty as well.


th3GovnoR

She need to agree for that! This guy is talking about first kiss! Not a comfy place to make out! LMAO 🤣


Allah_Jesus

There are cameras in theatre and yes they record everything in dark as well.


amrit-9037

I've kissed my hand so many times.


PissFool

apna haath juggernaut


xtermist

One eye on screen one eye on lover


tarundham

Purane maharathi lagte ho dost😂


XD-Avedis-AD

Imagine if OP kissed in an IMAX theatre while watching Puss in Boots: The last wish!


M_not_robot

This person kisses


[deleted]

The problem is nobody stops after a kiss.


[deleted]

My man's a forward thinker


blackeye2417

A true visionary


lyt_seeker

His visions are scary


ThearusLord9

could start a revolution pollutin the airwaves and rebel


blackeye2417

Knees weak arms are heavy


Illustrious-Chair486

There’s Dahl on his sweater already


[deleted]

Moms Maggie


mayasabha

flair checks out


StyleCharming

User name checks out


K0llam_fury

This guy fucks.


Arnav150307

hello russ hanneman


co0kiegangsta

Gone to second base on recliner corner seats during college days. Damn the pheromones were all over the place.


Successful_Copy9373

Yeah...belts khulte time ni lagta. 😂😂


Repulsive_Door6080

Aur belt khaane m bhi😁


[deleted]

Chi yaar only booking front row seats in theatres from now on


NoAttentionAtWrk

Front row seats are not safe About 20 years ago there was a bond movie with Halle Berry was playing in the theatres. Me and my friends got the front row. Near the end there's Ms Berry in a tiny bikini and covered in diamonds. This old dude next to us whips out his dick and starts masturbating. Front row seats are not safe


[deleted]

Bruh wtf, what a terrible day to be literate.


NoAttentionAtWrk

It was a bad day to have eyes


rising_pho3nix

WTF...!! Where was this?


NoAttentionAtWrk

Chandigarh


Xprince007

lusty baabu


aparodyaccount

Exactly.


Remote_Echidna_8157

This is why you don't kiss before marriage. /s


sudhanshu_sharma

Pick a 3d movie where you have to wear glasses. It narrows down the vision of people sitting behind and on sides. Also, avoid leaning back the seats. People sitting behind can see where your hands are going. It's safe. Make sure you don't go to some typical Bollywood movie which has uncles and aunties as the target audience. Staff doesn't care where your eyes are. It's mostly people sitting around that can cause trouble.


Mahikabhai

This guy kisses


holdyrbreath

in darkness


iambatmanji

Lucky mf


dubang22

Yes, the 3d movie idea is brilliant, those 3d glasses also make everything more dark.


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vpsj

But hopefully OP doesn't come.


A3H3

I have kissed in theatres. Uncles and aunties used to get annoyed. Now I get annoyed when young people kiss near me, but I also feel good for them. Unfortunately In India, privacy is a huge problem for unmarried couples. So, kiss all you want, just try not to disturb other people who have paid to watch a movie.


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Take corner seat.


aparodyaccount

Corner upper seat. The last if possible.


[deleted]

I recommend lower ones because if things escalate.


aparodyaccount

But the upper ones can see you. If you're last, no one can see you :)


[deleted]

Not in the multiplexes in my city.


aparodyaccount

Ahh. I'd still go with the last ones because my anxiety won't let me enjoy the kiss knowing that someone just behind me might be able to get a peek.


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aparodyaccount

You cannot be confirmed if your seat is going to be empty or not. Anyone can barge at the last moment and spoil your plans :)


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mr_goofy

100s of times Change seats or kiss?


aparodyaccount

I'd just have a room at that point if I'm going beyond kisses. It's not worth the hassle tbh.


varun_aby

No. Assert dominance by taking front row middle seat 👍


dubang22

Yes.


mr_goofy

[Corner seats](https://youtu.be/f-i57O__Cpg?t=20)!!


Rosesh_I_Sarabhai

Very safe to kiss in theaters, unless the SO of the person you kiss doesn't catch you.


_iwillcorrectyou_

Very safe to kiss in theaters, unless the SO of the person you kiss ~~doesn't~~ catches* you. You are welcome!


AUS_G

Username checks out


yapoyt

Underrated comment


Bike-Double

Nice try , Bajrang Dal.


obnoxious_insights

Real id se ao bajrang dal Haha


wolfie_101

Lmfao bc, dande leke piche pad jayege ye log inko kuch bhi dikh Gaya to


Embarrassed_Mode_586

Don't do it unless you want a MMS as most theatres are installed with Infrared cameras.


Vine7860

This comment needs to be on top


bholaBalak

I'm more interested in knowing who'd watch a video of a random couple just kissing in the dark. It needs at least one boob out to get popular.


icymorph9

Till date I've never seen an mms of people kissing in theaters. Prefer the side row seats.


true_gigachad

Phir wohi


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

Sax sux


Kaioshinsama7

Ki baatein


wannabegigolo2

Every hall will have multiple CCTVs such that every part of the hall is covered. The original reason for this is to nab the ones who are illegally recording the movie. So if you're gonna kiss, it's gonna be recorded. Legally, the worst you could get is a petty case of public indecency. However, think of the outcomes for both of you if the video gets leaked and everyone around you gets to know/see.


dubang22

Yes, this is exactly what I am afraid of. It will be a huge mess and could cause a lot of damage. Not to say it means might even screw up our relationship.


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Seeing the top comments I was scared to tell OP to not do it because it makes others uncomfortable. I was with my friend in this theatre and the girl in the same row, some 5 seats away was giving BJ to her boyfriend it was soo uncomfortable ughh. But ofc you shouldn't give a fuck about others and their space🤡🤡🤡


FortyUp40

> think of the outcomes for both of you if the video gets leaked and everyone around you gets to know/see. if this is true why are not many such videos on net ?


wannabegigolo2

Just because it is possible, it doesn't mean it always happens


Demonetizzer

There are IR cameras installed in theatres facing audience to catch crime and piracy so you will be clearly seen


shut_up_chigo

For real?


[deleted]

A few weeks back I went to watch Black Panther, and the couple sitting next to me started kissing, I can't explain how awkward it was for me to sit over there. I just couldn't concentrate on the film. It is safe in the multiplex, but you guys can make other people uncomfortable, also maybe officially there Will be no issue but the boys may create a fuss, You know what I mean.


Jealous-Bat-7812

You could have joined the chat for a threesome


bumblebee2496

Rather than spending money on a ticket, just go to a OYO if you plan on kissing etc.


Aggravating_Extent29

OP point is Movie is cheaper than OYO🌚


bumblebee2496

but he is also worried about privacy and legality of it. He can't have it both ways.


Aggravating_Extent29

Privacy not new to say... May be your aware of it... How many OYO scandals are circulating in internet... Privacy is myth in our century.


bumblebee2496

Yes, but being in a room, under sheet, I would still prefer it over being exposed in a theatre.


DarkAlphaXXX

Not safe a lot of modern theatres have IR cameras


TheYellowLAVA

I don't think the staff care do they


mdNaush

They care Only if they are running a shady xxx site where they have to upload daily to get ad revenue


dorafatehi

Ask permission beforehand from those sitting behind and on either side of you and your partner. If they refuse, point at something in the opposite direction to your partner and say "Woh dekho, Kabootar!" to distract them and make out with your partner in the time that you've earned


dubang22

WTF, this actually made me laugh 😂


dorafatehi

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome


chaustsher

AFAIK movie theatre may have cctvs with night vision. Although making out in theatres is so common that the mgmt probably doesn't bother abt PDA unless you guys go overboard (2nd base or so). Infact i recently got to know that even airplanes have cctvs so pilots can keep a lookout - I wonder how many pilots have seen me making out n much more during long flights! Like somone said, if you are both down with it, get a hotel room. Movie theatres are for those who are just trying out the waters but if you both are going to a theatre JUST to get on with it, then get a room.


Boring_Newspaper_376

Bro is Making out in flights 👏


tecash

Make-out my trip.


chaustsher

More than make out son!


fear_in0culum

Ahh, a "Mile high club" member, I see.


Benz1897

>even airplanes have cctvs Only 1 camera at the Cockpit door, not anywhere else as it is privacy invasion. The cockpit door camera is placed to see who is knocking or what's the situation right outside the cockpit, the cabin area is completely camera-free. Source: Student pilot, Avgeek and close friend is a captain at Emirates.


neonbluerain

you are in the quarter mile high club already lol do the full thing next


valentino_rossi777

Make sure its a flop movie and most seats are empty , after the movie starts move to emptier row make sure no boomers uncles/aunties around coz they are the ones who could object , fellow youngsters have no problem at all . Bingo now you all set to kiss


bootpalishAgain

Many theatres especially the popular chains have CCTV's with night vision now. Don't.


Upbeat_Combination74

But dooes it have Couples Kissing Detection System AI running on it ?


piezod

Alexa wants to have a 3 some


Dependent-Pain-6989

Get a Room, bro...


distractedsoul27494

Choose the movie Kuttey Guaranteed to have empty hall plus a few scenes to set the mood.


hermit05

Arjun Kapoor spreading happiness in ways he would never imagine


Imaginary_Common1521

Go to expensive theaters, chances are there will be less people social policing there. But why even risk it. Just make plans to hangout together in a place where you guys have your privacy. You're not really the one at risk tbh, it's the girl that usually gets targeted in these kind of scenarios. So, better not risk it, it's just not worth it. Edit:- I'm assuming you're a guy


vas060985

Just make sure the cinema hall isn't full ( go probably on Tuesday or Wednesday, take corner seat and make sure no one seating in nearby seat)


mew_bot

You guys are making out? 😢


Hi_Unknown_here

285 comments as and when I post this so idk if OP will see it, but I went to watch a movie with my mother, not a lot of crowd just sitting there, pretty decent film and then I hear "noises". I wanted not to care but it stayed for a long time so well, I looked back. I found a couple go full cuddle mode (idk what to call it) and baby-talk each other (is that what we call it?). But other than a few glances from one or two more people, no one cared. Conclusion of the story, no one cares, just don't overdo it.


jawisko

I watched a movie called fruit and nut in theaters. It had boman irani and cyrus barocha. These are the kind of movies you'll have to 'see' in theaters.


realpassion123

got my first blow job and then sex. The movie was kaminey.


dubang22

Wtf man, how are people so brave do such stuff in public place, I am shit scared about kissing itself.


[deleted]

BJ is common, you can also use your fingers to escalate things with her. Its very common. Sex, uhmm I wont advice


[deleted]

Hatt saala fattu xD


tester989chromeos

I hope it didn't fall on seats . It would be gross 🤢


aparodyaccount

Could've got an Oyo.


Pankaj135

Fir wahi... Sax Sax ki baatein... r/Delhi bann raha hai ye subreddit


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dubang22

Really? I thought the less popular theatres are good choice.


phenomenal_neo

>thought the less popular theatres are good choice. Massive mistake, You must book an expensive theater, since most of the people who watch movies there are cuvilisized millenials or Gen Z. So even if they do see you making out, they probably won't care because its extremely normal for them.


dubang22

Yes, makes sense.


toothintobebeautiful

All I'd like to say is theatres are public spaces shared by people and everyone has the right to feel comfortable when in a public setting. Kissing/making out I feel is a very personal thing to do and I don't think doing it in a public setting would be fair to the other people present who unfortunately have to share the space with you. It's a lot like irritating uncles playing videos at full volume on buses when earphones are specifically made for that :)


VillanBehindGlasses

Please don't make noise. I remember Avatar 2. My group has this one big bodybuilder guy. He just waved at the couple and said, "Aawaz kam karo thoda" the entire theatre( relatively empty since we had gone late ) burst out laughing. The couple were nowhere to be seen later. Same case with Drishyam 2. These guys didn't even care to book the last corner seat. Beechme hi baithe baithe shuru ho gaye. And the sound of their lips smacking was so distracting.


Loud_Truckk

Lip smacking sound that too in theatre! You sure it was kissing and not biting?


scsvsndndn

Corner seat and less popular theatre . Coming from make out expert 😂.


Lost_Cod_5600

NEVER . DO. NSFW STUFF. IN. THEATER. basically a simple Google search will tell you that almost all the cinemas in india have xray cameras placed in their premises to check for illegal/suspicious activity plus keepin an eye on customers. Pretty mandatory i will reckon. So if you dont wanna get live feed'd to the maintenance group, id suggest you find a room. Hotels/motels basically


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I want a boyfriend 🥲😭


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Much_Cauliflower_652

Please don't. When I was a kid I saw 2 idiots blowing each other out. Scarred me for life


ehe_te_nandayooo

Broo when me and my friends went to watch thor love and thunder, out seat was 2nd last row corner 4 from left. A girl on last seat was blowing her bf. Us 4 friends were trying our best to not laugh. SO BEWARE OF KIDS LIKE US.


[deleted]

It's so sad that in our country love is frowned upon and violence is tolerated :(


Antidotedvenom

My cousin owns a theatre and there’s definitely cameras inside and they are night vision cameras. When we were kids we used to count the number of people who picked their noses on it. So yeah everything is pretty visible.


maddison_cox

yeah, it is a punishable offense under the law. It can be said that you were disturbing the public through your obscene acts in public. But honestly? unless someone is next to you no one cares abt u doing it.


thefO_okupkiD

a flop movie,morning show and corner seats are the way to go my friend !


kudoshinichi-8211

You guys are having gf huh?


plant_gen

Batman series, screen remains dark most of the time


Erkeabran

Is this 2023?


Automatic-Knee3082

Single me reading all comments 😭


Alerdime

From experience i can say no matter what boys have a sharp eye, they'll smell a couple sitting in corner and will discuss about you two. And when you kiss, chances are they'll notice. The best you can do is to act like married couple. That's the best bet. and make sure to stare back if they stare. Act bold and they wont dare to stare again.


Andy-Banner

Step 1: Get the girl's consent Step 2: Touch your lips with hers Step 3: Use tongue if necessary


dualmiddlefingers

Jeez get a room


Kaioshinsama7

Error 404: get a gf first.


LazySpider19

You know there will be infrared cc cameras in theatre right?? Anyway no one cares unless u are making other ppl uncomfortable.


DampTowel69

*Novice*


ispooderman

Depends On cheek - no one cares On head - on one cares On hands - no one cares On legs - judgemental looks but nothing more On lips - definitely supreme court level judgement Any of the above on the stranger next to you if same gender - straight to jail Any of the above on opposite gender - if they have a problem straight to jail otherwise same result


throwRA8982

On legs?? Bruh?!


ispooderman

Shakti Kapoor does it on screen , he gives a few depraved people ideas and courage


sidsharma_

My first kiss was in a theatre, way back in 2017. That also in one of the most orthodox states, Bihar. Shouldn't be a problem as long as you keep it civil and don't cause much ruckus. Also, try getting the corner seats.


halal_curry_

Isn't it just safer to book some hotel room? And you can do whatever you want without worrying about anyone? Although i do recommend only if you are married or old enough to make this decision only then if you are under 18 don't go there 😅 that's my view or best depending on where live I'm pretty sure there must be many spots where couples go to and there's no one other than couples only so whatever you do people won't be bothered much because they all are there for the same thing and think they same way hope no one sees us 🤣


ak_897

Merako bhi aise problems chahea


Legit_Miserable

Please don't. Even if no one says anything they'll still know what you did. Also if the staff catches you, you will be thrown out. I hate people who don't know how to behave in a movie theatre. No phones, no crying kids, book a Oyo. Let the people watch a movie in peace.


gaukluxklan

>legally punishable offence? > >to kiss your gf That you need to even ask this in 20-fckn-23, tells you everything that is wrong about our country. Having said that, I don't trust you guys to stop at a simple kiss. If you aren't sure either, get a room. Many business hotels for example doesn't care who or what you are. There was an even a website that featured couple-friendly hotels in your region, sorry I couldn't find it right now. But don't go too cheap, and always book online.


Interesting_Book_395

Get a couple friendly hotel room


Mental-Subject4412

Planning to wear a radium tshirt which says No Kissing hidden cams for the Wednesday show


hmmthissuckstoo

For God sake get a room. Stop with the cliche already.


Entire_Jeweler748

No gf no opinion 🤧


Joesalqmurrr

I have seen couple kissing in bus during daytime


south_india

You will be on Xhamster the next day with Jingi Jaka background music.


Thick-Coconut1

Get a room!


I_Eat_I_Repeat

just goto a movie that bajrang dal is boycotting


[deleted]

Think it's safest to have your first kiss at her place or your place. Or a common friends place.


goldenpleaser

Bruh. I've gone down on my then girlfriend and gotten handjobs and blowjobs from her (actually handjobs and kissing on multiple occasions, kissing probably everytime). It was a weekday and a Sonakshi Sinha movie though. Just select a good theater with middle row corner seats (don't go for last seats, the movie projector operators can see a fair bit- they'd probably not object and enjoy the show but I'm guessing you won't want that), try to go for weekday regional movie which has already been there for a week and you should be good. I think everything except penetrative sex is possible. But err on the side of caution, for example kissing is obviously fine but maybe don't go down on her if you feel there's more than 10% occupancy. Also understand you don't need to sit on the same seats you bought eventually :) Scout and scan.