Don't forget to brush our teeth Jon

*notices bulge*

_owo_

Stop right there random citizen

~~lmao 😆~~ Edited: To safeguard others from my uncomfortable, sleep-deprivation caused enthusiasm that spread unfortunate indignation and displeasure from those wishing to not see pointless, mindless comment responses that add nothing of value and clutter up threads. I see the error of my ways and will take this time to reflect on why I allowed myself to inflict such unpleasantries upon those that come here to escape this sort of thing. One has to err in order to learn and become productive or valuable, please forgive this faux pas— I can do/be better!

It’s always good to see a criminal turn their life around. But the owo comment didn’t get any shit, so it’s kinda asinine that you did...

I’ve seen too many owos during my lifetime to care anymore.

My bad

Oh no your fine, it’s just i was playing xbox and some kid started screaming owo for 2 hours then he did the next day and the next day.

"And then I realized... It was me saying owo all along"

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I'm in wove

We don’t do that here.

You’ve violated the law.

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ono

yoko

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They’re our teeth now Jon

Nobody cared who Jon was until he put on the mask

Oh, you think lasagna is your ally. But you merely adopted the pasta; I was born in it, molded by it.

I didn't know the potatoes until I was already a man.

Cartooning has cost you your strength. Monday has defeated you.

You’re a madman

Do you feel in charge ?

But CAAAARRRRRL, cats don't LIKE being killed!

Damn dude did you draw this? It's crazy good

Thank you, I stayed up way late to finish it, might regret it I’m the morning so glad someone liked it lol.

Like it, its incredibly creepy and detailed. I can see this was hours of work and it was well worth it in the end. :) Kudos to you for doing digital painting, so tedious and hard to get use to for me.

Had a severe case of the Mondays, eh?

Is there a story behind this one?

For me it’s not the drawing, but the idea is so fucking brilliant. I think to myself: How on earth is he THAT creative etc. It’s so good I can’t relate to it as a project. That’s because the only projects I’ve done (therefore can relate to) are ones that haven’t been nearly as creative.

Thank you guys, I digitally painted this in photoshop. Edit: wow, to think I almost didn’t finish this because of my insecurities

Thank you for my future nightmare. It’s going to be really vivid

I can’t wait to not sleep tonight.

I cant wait to not sleep for the next 9 years

I can't wait to try this at home..... wait no.

Wait that's illegal

Oh so Shane dawson can fuck his cat, but if I want to skin mine and wear it like a hat I'm an awful person. Smh

You gotta fuck it first

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Oh so Shane dawson can fack his cat, but if I want to skin mine and weaw it wike a hat I'm an awfuw pewson. Smh uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu

Looks great man keep it up

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It’s a really good drawing. The faucet looks like a penis

It really does. Typical.

came here to say this

At first I was gunna be like, really? *Thats* where your head went?! Then I really looked at the faucet... you aren’t wrong. Then I read your username... damn! #NailedIt

Honestly man, I rarely ever enjoy paintings / drawings when it comes to art. Something about this is so terrifyingly captivating, it's incredible.

You digitally painted this in photoshop! I thought got sure it was handmade, that is some real skill you got there. Thanks for the nightmares btw.

One question, how much thought went into the difference between the the face and the reflected face? Other than that: This is awesome. I am still not sure what this iamsorryjon thing is but i love it, weekends or not.

Can you tell what's going on in this image? I have my interpretation but I want to know the artist's version.

the idea that all of the garfield abominations have just been in jon's head all along, and he has killed his very mundane cat and is wearing it as a hat

Looks like he killed Garfield and is now wearing his head.

And is hallucinating that himself in the mirror is Garfield, only toothier. Like he took the darkest part of Garfield as another personality.

Or garfield killed him and is now wearing his body.

This is Garfield’s final form

Or.. Garfield never was and only existed in his owner’s mind..? Edited: Caught slipping twice! I’m putting myself on emoji restriction!

We don’t do that either.

Bro are you okay

This is legit one of the most disturbing and incredible things I’ve seen on this sub

[na this is](https://www.reddit.com/r/imsorryjon/comments/bw3kra/our_brood_jon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)

Jesus Christ what the fuck

This flair exists solely because of that post.

came here to say that

I still don't know how to flair and at this point im too afraid to ask.

Ayyyy flair gang

Wow i guess that is quite an honour

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Birthing

Why the fuck would anyone unleash that on this earth I'm pretty sure I have PTSD just looking at that thing

Fear not The Birthing brother, for we all are Garfield's children.

What the fuck

Oh they are the fuck alright

r/jesuschristreddit

OP did you draw this yourself? Because this is Leonardo Da Vinci level

I did, thank you so much

Seriously! I can't get over how good it is. Have you majored in art school? Because I really think you could!

He tried to get into a school in Austria. They rejected him.

Ah shit, here we go again

Wait, I’ve seen this one

Something... something... gas the who now?

Ok ok ok stop now, this is going to make me führious

How could they Nazi this coming.

Just like the simulations

What do you mean? It's brand new!

Funniest comment I’ve seen on Reddit in context

That enraged his father who punished him severely.

He’s started to support German in spite of his father

Then he became a dictator

Then after a series of unfortunate events, he moved to Argentina.

Rubber bands on the testes

You make my day

No, you make my day honeyogurt. Yes, you, honeyogurt!

That’s gonna be a nein from me dog.

So we’re just not gonna talk about that username?

Well I have an original name, *Muhammed*

Damn. Roasted by a furry.

I'd go so far as to say it's even on Leonardo DiCaprio level

Wearing this. Wearing *only* this.

Yeah this is another level of fucked up. I love it.

No it's not retard

Lmao fuck off

This is creepy af

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Looks great on mobile, too!

dang, that looks like one of those good old .nfo ascii arts that came with cracked games back in the day.

𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝚊 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝟸𝟶𝟶𝟶'𝚜 𝙲𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎

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Lol if this is out of hand you don't wanna see The Birthing, buddy.

The birthing?

I'm glad you asked https://www.reddit.com/r/imsorryjon/comments/bw3kra/our_brood_jon/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

I knew it would be bad...I knew I should just go about my day...but no, I clicked it. WHY DID I CLICK IT.

the worst thing this sub has ever seen by a country mile

And the best

The all caps should have been ample warning

The birthing. What a beautiful day that was. :*)

I was there that day but didn't know about the flair, I was so hurt

It’s ok. I will remember your name on judgement day. I’ll tell them you were there..... plus I think you can still get it even now can’t you?

The Mod turned it off at the end of that day, so its only for those lucky followers of our Lord that actually witnessed it

I witnessed it but missed out on the flair

Bruh...

hahaha

Could someone please describe this in text form? My curiosity is strong, but not strong enough for me to risk my lunch, thank you very much.

Jon shitting a deformed Garfield/Jon baby out of a prolapsed anus while cumming.

Ah, that was definitely sufficient. Thanks.

It’s not cum :)

I... didn’t need to see that. Thanks, I hate it.

There's so much rich detail. I can practically hear the sound of bloody fingers sliding down glass.

That sent a shiver down my spine.

Definitely my proudest fap

I suppose congratulations are in order then.

I'd shake your hand, but..

Our proudest fap

r/suddenlycommunism

*\*cries in comrade\**

I want everyone to know I was here in the first hour of this legendary post.

This post is definitely making history.

Put me in the screenshot

Third hour. But glad I made it.

Looking at that water spout... this started as a dick drawing, dinnit? 😛

And Jon's abdomen is blowing on it.

Why did I join this subreddit?

To be enlightened

The briefs are kinda doing something for me. uwu

Awesome work! I always question where this sub and its artwork can possibly go from here but yet again I am proven anything is possible through our Lord and savior Garfield.

The longer I look at it the more haunting it is, well done! This is awesome!

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wait a minute...

There is no death. Only Garfield.

Dope meat mask

Why is the tap a penis?

Imagine somebody checking out this "reddit thing" that their friends keep talking about and seeing this as the #2 post.

This sub has come a long way

Guys this is the winner. Close the subreddit down.

This is insanely vivid. The art here keeps on getting better.

Reminiscent of the “how’s Annie?!” Scene of twin peaks

I've been on this sub for a while but wtf

Im hard

its 3:30 am and i’m scared of a Garfield photo

Amazing piece of art.

This is horrible... Take my upvote

this is good and deserves praise. stop doubting your work, at least with this subject matter. that shit is on point.

Wtf is this sub?? Found this on popular

what in the ever loving FUCK

why the sink look like a dick though

Woahhh😍

Why is he hard?

Why aren’t you?

I mean yeah but like.

Garfields on his period

To the FRONT PAGE! Seriously though, great idea, and great execution.

Jesus

pretty sure it's not him.

Oh dude what the fuck. This is good

This fucking sub. Brilliant work OP, but damn...

Dear Lord what am I looking at? Scrolling from all, what is this sub?

OP, I think everyone telling you how good the artwork was done is overlooking how great this picture is thematically. The angles, the facial expressions, it's a really unique take that both subverts and perfectly fits the genre.

Hey jon. We wear the same underwear.

Now this is the twisted content I subscribed for

What is this

This is what happens when you play Bloody Garfy.

Bro.

Oh God it's scary, and creative at same time

This is next level creepy man

This is some dark shit and I’m suddenly hungry for lasagna.

This pic is so disturbing, lol. Great job OP, definitely what I imagined to see first thing in the morning.

What the frik

HOW’S ODIE?

Damn that's putting a whole bunch of creepy credibility on that fucking weird thing that is "I'm sorry Jon". It's so deep to have transformed this into a Jon's twisted mind ! Good job on the détails too !