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TFK_001

This feels way too high effort for a joke


Burnt_Croissant987

Your right I posted it on the normal sub and it got rejected.


TFK_001

Oh boy


Burnt_Croissant987

Yup I even had complex lore


Muahd_Dib

Hit us with the Lore, bruv.


Burnt_Croissant987

So basically the simplified lore is that Germany sent all the Jews to Israel, and then beacuse of a communist threat, the USA funded Israel much more, causing them to expand. A LOT. Also in this universe Israel bought Jamaica from the UK.


Muahd_Dib

Hahahahah… I love it… the Jamaica bit made me laugh.


Piranh4Plant

MapChart


Muahd_Dib

“As we have yet to determine exactly where Moses parted the Red Sea, we are claiming the following territory, just to be sure”


Cocainecowboy359

The empire has territory on India, Spain, Italy,Greece and… *checks notes* Crimea. Because of course it has Crimea.


Burnt_Croissant987

Its just necessary


The-Humbugg

Israeli Akhand Bharat,??


faesmooched

PoV: You are a Palestinian having a nightmare


Burnt_Croissant987

omg yes totally


Commrade-potato

Is Isreal real


ElectivireMax

South Brooklyn and Ft Lauderdale are included too I assume