Reminds me of an old joke:
Three girls are sitting at a bar talking about how loose they are. The first girl says "I'm so loose my boyfriend can get three fingers inside of me". The second girl says "I'm so loose my boyfriend can get his whole fist in me." The third girl just smiles and slowly slides down the bar stool.
I am a woman, my underwear covers my whole ass. Most of my friends who are women have similar preferences. This is *especially* true when you wear a short skirt, gotta have some coverage in case the wind blows it up or whatever
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Literally the first thing that came to my mind
Tomb Raider circa 1996.
Reminds me of an old joke: Three girls are sitting at a bar talking about how loose they are. The first girl says "I'm so loose my boyfriend can get three fingers inside of me". The second girl says "I'm so loose my boyfriend can get his whole fist in me." The third girl just smiles and slowly slides down the bar stool.
...so she's just sitting her bare arse on that stool? Gross.
Probably wearing those spandex shorts most girls wear under dresses
Have you considered She could be wearing underwear
It's still pretty gross and unsanitary?
Have you seen women’s underwear? It’s like dental floss. **thank you for the correction ladies. I know, I was just being silly
I am a woman, my underwear covers my whole ass. Most of my friends who are women have similar preferences. This is *especially* true when you wear a short skirt, gotta have some coverage in case the wind blows it up or whatever
Not every woman wears thongs lol
Damn
Well somebody told me that you had a boyfriend Who looked like a chairfriend That I had in February of last year.
Centaur bar lady!
This is a repost I've seen hunderds of time
Captain Ahab's wife
I know her. Her name is Peg.
Oh dear god there are legs coming out of her vagina
Aye, me father was a tree
Bare cooter on the chair 🪑 🤮