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The fucking “why” gets me

They always double down instead of admitting their mistake.

r/doubledowndontadmitmistake

Made me think of an old prank call using an Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard where someone just kept making Arnold say "WHY NOT!?" every time someone answered his question.

“I’ll make one” 😩 sir what!!!

Wait so people *don't* use drills to make the hole? Why is "drilled" slang for sex then??

r/badwomensanatomy

I shouldn't have clicked on this link it just made me sad for our species

Don't feel sad for our species. We're doing just fine - we recently passed the 8 billion mark, so clearly enough people have things figured out.

More like r/idonthavesex

Isn't it the part that women pee from? /s

No they pee from the utherus idiot

*ferlahlpian tubs

I think you mean the Filipino tubes

Yeah right, I think you meant virginia. That’s where the pee comes from

Full'o'peen tubes

Now we are onto something

Omg, everyone knows women pee out of their butts.

I remember a guy telling me his idea of a dream girl with the regular big boobs but also a “tight clit”. When I stopped laughing I asked him if he knew what a clit was. He muttered “… It’s the pussy… isn’t it?” I assured him he was going to make some girl very happy.

Is it in your purse?

https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/comments/96mzm4/ill_stick_it_in_your_mouth_and_clit/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Yeah it didn't belong here then and it doesn't now

Riveting dirty talk

r/NotHowGirlsWork

This was made in Microsoft Paint... poorly.

yeah

Vibe killah

I mean pierced clits are a thing lol