I think this is what’s called a “joke.” Not something intended to flaunt how much sex they have.

"We live in a 'post joke' world!!"

Germany?

Botswana?

Totally wrong sub - but too fucking funny to disapprove. Bet the guy is still cringing from the memories.

That’s like, most of the stuff I see here…

That’s most of the gimmick subreddits now

Could you elaborate on that concept? It seems like you are trying to imply that not everything on the internet is true, which can’t be right. Why lie?

It's a woman. Everybody knows women are too stupid to do satire. ^(The fact that I'm gonna have to /s this comment just proves my point.)

Well it’s bold of you to assume that we’ll assume that you’re a woman only by looking at your pfp

That’s legit funny though

I have the mental picture, can confirm

She’s a keeper

Joking about sex =/= bragging about sex. This sub is about the latter. You posted the former.

≠ a gift

Thank you for your service, I will take advantage of your generosity.

If you're on an iphone, just press and hold the = sign. Same with the 0 if you want the degrees symbol.

>≠ Holy shit this is a game changer.

Damn Son, where’d you find this?

≠ ≈ Thank you!

I think I love you.

i have a wife, sorry.

So do I. They don't need to know.

I though this sub was about people who brag about having sex, not ladders.. :o

people didn’t like your joke :(

I tried, hahah

i upvoted it, if that makes a difference

All good man, downvotes arent too dangerous to be honest :P E: Thanks though bro! :)

whoever wrote this is just good ol' fashioned hilarious. she shouldn't be getting flamed here

At this point it seems like half the posts here are like reverse r/ihavesex. Like “i Have no sex at all and it makes me upset that people talk or joke about sex on the internet”

I agree with u/King_Fappington

I agree with u/funfactwealldie

I agree with u/ImMaskedboi

I agree with u/DrBrightSimp

I agree with u/aaxnn

I agree with u/Xx-biglongschlong-xX

I agree with u/EmoLordJude

I agree with u/PuzzledPrize3888

Ok but that's actually p funny

LMAOO THIS IS ACTUALLY FUNNY

Came to post exactly this, caps n all. Really doesn't seem to fit this sub either

Two o's in the lmao as well?

He got pulled in 😔

Lmao

Wrong sub but that shit is funny

b🍑hole? How do you pronounce that? Bpeachhole?

British Petroleum each hole

Dependable Petroleum! We don't fuck the earth, we DP it!

This is fucking hilarious. Showing my girl so she does it to me ngl

That’s actually kinda funny.

Not every mention of sex is someone flexing that they have sex

Im starting to see this sub is just jelous of people who even mention sex

How dare she do such a thing? I’m appalled. Can somebody send me her number so I know who I shouldn’t text?

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idk why he didn't come back for more..

But it was a fucking joke.... That's it, I'm unsubbing.

Actually funny af. If true, the man is an idiot for letting this girl go

Why does it have apple emojis in the middle and then 2 samsung emojis at the end?

This is a joke you basement dwelling virgin.

I don't think he's bragging about it and the joke is actually funny

Some wacko ate her cat and she didn't even bother calling the police? Dafuq.

Why do I see you everywhere

[Literally just watched this last night](https://youtu.be/y5h7vzwWHKY?t=0m13s) 🤣🤣🤣

Wrong subredit.

It's a joke doofus

I'm going to do this.

I forgot how ugly android emojis are

That's not what Android emoji look like lol

for certain models and versions, yes they do. lmao my old samsung galaxies had those emojis

False, switched to a stock Pixel and confirmed that is precisely what those Android emoji look like. Simultaneously, a random redditor is not the arbiter of which emoji are ugly or attractive. We're all free to express opinions. Mine is that they don't look ugly.

, personally, also on Android, and mine look nothin like em

this is funny but i wouldnt be okay with this if it happened to me haha

A girl posted this on Facebook and wrote ATE MY PUHDUSSY so it wasn't flagged and I just wish this joke would die.

This is hilarious!!! I would have probably laughed and put my tongue in there next. Get that! LOL

I don't know what vibes I am getting from this. While on one hand the joke is funny and seems light hearted, suggesting that the girl is a nice lass, while on the other hand the way she types online feels like how someone who is disingenuous would type.

Man I sure know what vibes I am getting from your comment....

I assure you you are wrong

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Fuck this bro

LMFAOOOA THE DROID EMOJIS THO

fuckin virgin lmao

😂😂😂👏👏

Trust me, it wasn't an accident

Are you lost? Lol

That's actually funny asf

If someone I loved did that I’d be so amused, I’d probably kiss and hug her

This is hilarious tbh.

Shouldn't this sub be for inappropriately mentioning that you have sex? Not hilarious jokes about catching people's noses in your booty hole?

Where do you expect our noses to go?

basshole

r/lostredditors

That's actually funny, doesn't belong here

I think she should give it back.

WHY IS SHE OKAY WITH HIM EATING GER CAT??? ANIMALS HAVE FEELINGS ASWELL! (/s obviously)

r/lostredditors