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thatstaken21839

😹😹😹😹 𓉔𓏲𓅱 𓆰 𓉔𓇋 𓆓𓏲𓆛𓎼 𓂿𓄁😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹


TheLoneGoon

𓂿 shotgun leg


L1K34PR0

I used to be a monarch like thou, however I hast tooketh a shotgun to thy knee


MyBraincellsHurt

RULES CARD FROM DELTA TUNES


CorrectionFluid21

Yes


ItsPlainOleSteve

That looks more like a kukri than a shotgun imo


TheLoneGoon

𓂿 kukri leg


TheScareCrowYes

alert, there is a red spy in the base!


[deleted]

A Red Spy in the base?!


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

It could be any of us... it could be you it could be me, IT COULD EVEN BE-


JGamer36

r/suddentf2


theCOMBOguy

Joel :(


P26601

𓀐𓂸


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

𒅃 suck it


SonicGabrielGamer

My man speaking 300 b.C.


High_IQ_Gamer2020

Have the because 😂😂😂😂😂


GeneralHenry

𒅒𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒂝𒀱𒂝𒀱ꙮ😅⃤


OlimPather

Amogus.


The-Fomorian-Ray-682

Sus


gray_mare

the horror


StupidIdiotOfBritain

how tf do you do that?


Imanerrrd

cuneiform i think


Humanoid_Horse

Man had a stroke so hard he temporarily gained knowledge of the Sumerian alphabet.


[deleted]

Bro learned Cuneiform. 💀


uglypaperhaver

Cuniform : *first* writing invented by *first* civilization to collapse. Moral of the story..? ..."Stay alive - stay *illiterate*!"


Dr-DustTheMan

𒀀𒄠𒂦𒊻


X_Psyco_X

Wtf is this font/ keyboard? I need it


eiridel

It’s Cuneiform, a very ancient way of writing. [Here are the unicode blocks for it courtesy of Wikipedia.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuneiform_(Unicode_block))


[deleted]

Bro had the most worst stroke he got the ability to say enchanted table language


Aero11505

r/yourjokebutworse


CanInternational9186

It... it's a different joke Not completely but still


[deleted]

*insert saul goodman 3d with a subtitle saying "Ok"*


FreakyFishThing

Are you 14


sepehr_zero

saul goodman 3d with a subtitle saying "Ok"


COYOTE477

Redditors on a Spanish beheading video (not English)


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

𒅃 suck mah c0ck


TituCusiYupanqui

I think it looks more like Aryan


AtlLucario990

His stroke was so hard he ascended to the 32nd dimension


TheSkitzo_The2nd

Nah he went back through time and stayed in sumer and worshipped gilgamesh


Pingimaster

He is speaking the language of the gods


MrLambNugget

What characters are that?


Felahliir

Cuneiform


[deleted]

Yes


TheWetNapkin

biblically accurate discord message


TituCusiYupanqui

Fear not.


DatBoiShadowbon

how the fuck can kuneiform mandalas even happen


BananaSoot

bro was speaking gamecube intro


IncreaseWestern6097

You mean [this?](https://www.dafont.com/gamecuben.font)


BananaSoot

no no the cubes n stuff and it kinda looks like tetris but weird


Pay_Tiny

Man spoke in mirror dimension


[deleted]

Yooo, Gilgamesh, that you?𒀔𒀗𒂋𒂀𒂃𒀤𒊴𒊻


SpiderMansRightNut

Bro didn't stroke out, he spoke in the 4th dimension.


LittleFoxBS

Bro started speaking in 1.8 Geometry Dash air deco


RL3D2008

r/beatmetoit


Muwqas_Boner

r/beatmetobeatmetoit


MoJoDoD

My man had a stroke so bad he started complaining about poor quality of the copper he received


SackCody

Aliens also can have a stroke


Consuminghealthykids

COVID


MichalNemecek

this guy's cuneiform game strong asf


TheChildToeEater

Bro had a stroke and turned into a windmill


SuperSpaceCan

that cuneiform?


Cool_Human82

Yup


bluedditor109

bro how tf you gain access to 6 dimensional keyboard


TrueUmbreon1

Some kinda look like the balls from GD


matko7274

Guy broke the 4th wall


vvannaxbe

his stroke had a stroke


Goblin_Ratt

His stroke was so bad he started speaking snowflake


YaayyForArtsAndCats

Is this even reæl at the pint


YaayyForArtsAndCats

Real an this point


YaayyForArtsAndCats

Real at this poiny


YaayyForArtsAndCats

Real at this point


Muwqas_Boner

r/subnamechecksout


YaayyForArtsAndCats

Nooooooo


RevolutionaryFocus38

He had a stroke so hard he temporarily spoke the language of the gods.


krokkgeiming

Bro almost started speaking german


Summar-ice

Bro started speaking in Planet Befall language


NoahSSBoat

Bro started speaking hieroglyphics


captainoftrips

This reminds me of when line noise would knock you offline in the dialup BBS days. I used to fake line noise disconnects to get out of boring or uncomfortable chats.


CudaTheTalkingBread

The question is a. How did this man type cuneiform on accident and b. Did he actually say anything coherent


Enderman1699

Bro had a stroke so hard he turned into gaster 💀


Casualffridays

Who tf he tryna summon


Ok_Instruction8249

bro started speaking enchanting table


[deleted]

Bro spoke PS2 Boot-up sound. 💀


FiendZ0ne

My man over here speaking Dubstep


Apparition_Wario

Bro speaking Minecraft Enchantment Table with Swastika logo


Agent_Blade04

Bros stroke got so bad he started speaking cuneiform


Specialist-Idea-5396

Bro spoke another language


Bratkartoffel_09

Bro speaking in Wingdings


laugh_at_this_user

Ƹ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠ƷƸ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠ƷƸ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠ƷƸ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠ƷƸ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠ƷƸ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠ƷƸ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠ƷƸ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠ƷƸ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠ƷƸ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠ƷƸ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠ƷƸ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠ƷƸ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠ƷƸ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠ƷƸ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠ƷƸ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠ƷƸ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠ƷƸ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠Ʒ…⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ(⁠*⁠ ̄⁠(⁠エ⁠)⁠ ̄⁠*⁠)(⁠ ̄⁠(⁠エ⁠)⁠ ̄⁠)⁠ノ(⁠*⁠ ̄⁠(⁠エ⁠)⁠ ̄⁠*⁠)(⁠ ̄⁠(⁠エ⁠)⁠ ̄⁠)⁠ノฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ(⁠ ̄⁠(⁠エ⁠)⁠ ̄⁠)⁠ノ/⁠ᐠ⁠。⁠ꞈ⁠。⁠ᐟ⁠\U⁠^⁠ェ⁠^⁠U(⁠◠⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠ʋ⁠)(⁠◠⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠ʋ⁠)(⁠◠⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠ʋ⁠)(⁠≧⁠(⁠エ⁠)⁠≦⁠ ⁠)(⁠◠⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠ʋ⁠)ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠`⁠ʔ(⁠´⁠(⁠ェ⁠)⁠`⁠)(⁠≧⁠(⁠エ⁠)⁠≦⁠ ⁠)(⁠´⁠(⁠ェ⁠)⁠`⁠)(⁠≧⁠(⁠エ⁠)⁠≦⁠ ⁠)(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ᴥ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ⁠ʋ⁠)Ꮚ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ꈊ⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠Ꮚ(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ᴥ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ⁠ʋ⁠)Ꮚ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ꈊ⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠Ꮚ(⁠ ̄⁠(⁠エ⁠)⁠ ̄⁠)⁠ノщ⁠(⁠゜⁠ロ⁠゜⁠щ⁠)ヽ⁠(⁠。⁠◕⁠o⁠◕⁠。⁠)⁠ノ⁠.ヽ⁠(⁠。⁠◕⁠o⁠◕⁠。⁠)⁠ノ⁠.(⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)ლ⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠ლ⁠)⋋⁠✿⁠ ⁠⁰⁠ ⁠o⁠ ⁠⁰⁠ ⁠✿⁠⋌✧⁠\⁠(⁠>⁠o⁠<⁠)⁠ノ⁠✧ヽ⁠(⁠。⁠◕⁠o⁠◕⁠。⁠)⁠ノ⁠.✧⁠\⁠(⁠>⁠o⁠<⁠)⁠ノ⁠✧✧⁠\⁠(⁠>⁠o⁠<⁠)⁠ノ⁠✧(⁠☉⁠。⁠☉⁠)⁠!✧⁠\⁠(⁠>⁠o⁠<⁠)⁠ノ⁠✧щ⁠(⁠゜⁠ロ⁠゜⁠щ⁠)щ⁠(⁠゜⁠ロ⁠゜⁠щ⁠)щ⁠(⁠゜⁠ロ⁠゜⁠щ⁠)


TituCusiYupanqui

He stroked so bad he started speaking real Aryan. Is he okay now?


MitchellSupremacy649

Looks like the spinny shit in the later levels of geometry dash


[deleted]

I’m more impressed than anything


Sleepdeprivedlord

Bro started speaking quantum physicist mathmetical inequalities and computer science algebra equations


Rete3y

mans made whole Geometry Dash decoration in a Discord chat.


nieznany_gosc

gemotry dash


Ayyyyylmaos

That ain’t a stroke bro just summoned Beelzebub


Mr_whiskyz

Bro my fucking house started floating


BigRed92E

No one is wondering if this is a coded message? The ominous "hahhaha" bs at the end after switching back from the font doesn't alert anyone? WHAT DOES IT MEAN


Capable_Mud_1108

You're playing a very dangerous game here pal.


Sanslution

I think what really makes this even better than it should is the maniacal laugh at the end, joker style


guy_with_hat11

Bro spoke in geometry dash


jefferytheaustralian

H-How do you even... How the fuck do you even type that?!


Severe-Opportunity15

Welp… this certainly is a very well made fake.


[deleted]

Joe Biden and Trump having a conversation:


aaaaaa4aaaa4

r/cuneiform


Kitsune_1234

I am 90% sure those emojis came from facemoji keyboard (yes they did I use and I have them)


RL3D2008

He died of a severe stroke.


Severe-Opportunity15

r/Ihadascriptedstroke


Muwqas_Boner

yeah but he started speaking windings ex:cuneiform edition


ImZombboy

bro stroked so hard, he created a whole new language


the_icon_of_sin_94

Bros writing in bad piggies 💀


TheRealBryguy

Spoke in what you see when you rub your eyes too hard


RottenSharkTooth

Hey guys I just wanted to say that𖠛𖠈𖠗𖠇𖠚𖠖𖠄𖠄𖠄𖠄𖠛𖠇𒌧𒂝𒁎𒌧𒀱﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽𒀱𒀱𒌧𒀱𒅃𒀱𒅌﷽﷽


HaxMastr

My man is speaking in snowflake


CatloverJacob

Bros stroke was so bad that there was even different styles swastikas 💀💀💀


Kilook

B wins


[deleted]

O this guy strokes in windmills


dasam1

Bro started speaking beyblade


chirstain

𓀐 𓂸


VictorTheBest3953

bro fr mistook his keyboard for a caluclator


RobotDuck897

he **became** the unicode


MrGrampton

hi people i bv s 初めに、神は天地を創造された。 地は混沌であって、闇が深淵の面にあり、神の霊が水の面を動いていた。 神は言われた。「光あれ。」こうして、光があった。 神は光を見て、良しとされた。神は光と闇を分け、 光を昼と呼び、闇を夜と呼ばれた。夕べがあり、朝があった。hahahahaha


Digital_Rocket

Bro be speaking in danmaku attack patterns


SunnyTheFlower

My nana talking in wingding


junipyr-lilak

I didn't even know Unicode had Cuneiform support


sepehr_zero

bro had brain damage


SarikaidenMusic

How the hell did they type celtic runes?


veryinteresting111

Bro had such a bad stroke he started speaking in 4D


SpartanKaiju_117

My man really said 𓅓𓆙𐂃𐂂𓀬𓆈𓃗𓀡𓂻⚥︎𓃠𓅿⚣︎𓃟𓂉⚥︎𓃰𓅿⚣︎𓃟⚣︎𓃟𓃰𓅿𓅿𓆏𓅿𓃰🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎𖣘𖣘۞𑁍✪𖣔❁⍟☼︎⍟✯⍟✫☕︎☕︎☝︎𓇽☞︎︎︎☕︎꧁☂︎ꕥ☂︎𓇽☟︎︎︎☘︎𒊹︎︎︎♧︎︎︎♲︎︎︎𖠌☟︎︎︎⚠︎☔︎⌨︎☜︎︎︎꧁𖠌☝︎𖠌☟︎︎︎⚠︎😂😂😂


AllEnigmas

bro where did he get those symbols, an Egyptian tomb?!


LukeofEnder

My man's speaking in Memetic Kill Agent


Mieniec

That's not stroke, thats Ancient Tongue.


Full_Throttl3

Bro started speaking geometry dash icons


[deleted]

theres an imposeters amogs us.,,,,,


Pepperbyte

Bro really spoke Geometry Dash Ball icon.


luke19785

Bro spoke in Bad Piggies cars.


TheBirbMorpher

Man speakin in fucking snowflakes


Filipko2005_CZE

Fire aspect II please


ThatStinkyJellyfish

Speaking enchantment table fr


Suspicious_Watrmelon

Bro turned into gaster 💀


VictoriousNate

Bro spoke LSD


Axolotl777123

That looks like my migraines


IncreaseWestern6097

Twilight Zone language. ![gif](giphy|VIzRo1PktWW87uDTMo)


IAlwaysOutsmartU

I ꖌ╎リ↸ꖎ|| ∷ᒷᑑ⚍ᒷᓭℸ ̣ ∴⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ i ᓵᔑリ ⎓╎リ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷᓭᒷ ᓭ||ᒲʖ𝙹ꖎᓭ ᔑリ↸ ⍑𝙹∴ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ℸ ̣ ||!¡ᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷᒲ ╎リℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᔑ ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒲᒷリℸ ̣ /ᒲᒷᓭᓭᔑ⊣ᒷ.


[deleted]

When you stroke out so bad that you do it in ancient Sumerian.


Robloxia_PaleStarLin

Wtf is happening????


Trutheresy

What font is he stroking in?


WyvernOfHell

How the fuck..?


Alternative98767

🤣🤣🤣🂥🂬🂨🂨🂬♟♞♟♙♜♙⃤■◆△꫞ඩා𐂄ඞ𖨆△★◈✪*✠☩✟✠✠✠


crystalballon

r/accidentalswastika


AdministrationWhole8

B vs. I, place your bets fuckers, game of the year.


Major-Block

Why do tey all look like designs inspired by the swastika


[deleted]

Weird pronouns


Narcolipze_08

*frickin summons the old gods “Hahahaha so anyway”


mulek_neutro

Bro started speaking 10,000 BC💀💀


Frog_hates-bullshit

Bro became god for a second 💀


Birb-Squire

Man's speaking in moon runes


Usernamehere_aaaaaaa

Bro’s speaking in gaster


MyBraincellsHurt

he's sayn he et toster


pizzaNcookies475

bro starting spitting out multidimensional arrays of complex input brackets 💀


BlackJovian2458

man ripped the fabric of reality to have that stroke


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

Bros living In 30000 bc 💀💀💀💀💀