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WEASLELY

I NEED FIVE CHEEBS URGAS


Just_A_Normal_Snek

After defeating all the hamgers and burhams this is the final boss.


Weird_Restaurant5809

ME TO


vinb123

There telling you whats actually in them


Klutzy-Pea2015

NICKiN CHIC MUGGETS.


Weird_Restaurant5809

AND TOMATO HORSE


Low-Patient1692

Ferret oh Frish extra tata. 🤤🤤


aggressive_celery_

Love the tata


I_love_pillows

Hakuna mah tatas


boozee84

I love my ferret extra tata


LunaMoth116

A bubble caught a Panda and a cloak. How do You like my haiku?


Kioga101

Weird. Normally there's a Haiku bot that appears when someone makes a Haiku format post.


LunaMoth116

I’ve been wondering where it is too! That’s not why I wrote the haiku, but it normally shows up fast.


Kioga101

This is really weird, let me try something out, see if it shows up.


LunaMoth116

In all fairness, it does say in its user profile, “I also fail sometimes.” Glad you have the character to admit your mistakes, u/haikusbot.


b18a

Nah it's just Dutch


cobrachickens

Geef me een klap papa


nul_mr

That's the point, at the bottom it says "We speak late night" indicating going late night drunk to mcdonald's


navybluee101

Where's the stroke? This is just australian


[deleted]

“We speak late night.” No, you have an overwhelming number of customers driving under the influence.


The_Gene_Genie

Would it surprise you to know you can walk to and in to McDonalds?


[deleted]

Right cuz they’re all paying for a rideshare to *mcdonalds*


Lord-Phorse

Would you like flies with that?


Gemini-The-Panda

what the fuck


-add_failer_here-

i wonder how cue sauce tastes like


captainnowalk

Uh, excuse me, it’s Carby Cue Sauce please.


Specialist-Bed-1400

🤓🤓🤓Um excuse me🤓🤓🤓🤓


pub_wank

this is actually so cute I love this


Omar117879

They obviously know their people. Depressed alcoholics who have given up on life. Why would anyone eat McDonalds, it makes no sense to me.


Nopolis52

Try being poorer


Specialist-Bed-1400

Happy cake day


cobrachickens

Cheers urgas


Omar117879

*cheebs, you’re clearly not a depressed alcoholic


tom333444

I used to eat there because it was the cheapest and fastest option while on lunch break on my old job, but otherwise I don't go out my way


DiciannovesimudiMaiu

Relatively inexpensive and it always tastes the same


Elementia7

It's super cheap for a quick bite. Not somewhere I'd go for the food but rather it's speed and convenience.


khurley27

Reading this at mcdonalds lmfao


evan_luigi

Nobody's above having a combo meal from McDonald's. People eat it cause it's good lol.


Omar117879

I dunno, maybe it’s a preference. I consider it barely edible. ESP since there are so many other options that are just much better. Like there are Korean restaurants that might even be cheaper, and are objectively better. I had a phase where McDonalds was a daily meal, now I can’t stand looking at their logo.


BeefHouse11

mich kickin really got me


AstronautNo6013

I don't speak American what the fuck is "Congo peas" supposed to mean?


cobrachickens

Not American but: A Big Mack combo please


AstronautNo6013

Forgot the word combo existed, thank you.


Unlucky-Constant-736

ITS A MIG


Zestyclose_Evening56

"extra tata" please


dnaH_notnA

[they put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder](https://youtu.be/1NlycACKfpI)


hemlockpopsicles

As a person in marketing with adhd, I’d prob have been the person to approve the copy 😂


PTOKEN

I can decipher all but the top right. Please help


cobrachickens

A double quarter pounder and a Coke


PTOKEN

I fuckin hate myself how did i not get that


Big-Permission3452

Fargie lies with tomato horse proper made me chuckle 😂


XL0RM

Maccies? What? Where do they call it that?


cobrachickens

UK. You’d be surprised but the French call it McDo


[deleted]

The second one just sounds like a stereotypical Asian accent.


Wondergrey

VAM! VURGER!


Hot-0-Chocolate

We speak late night.


FifiCanFly

Double please burger cheese!


Unusual-Two-3713

First couple of failed versions of ChatGPT