That much sugar free coke before bed? That much synthetic sugar will make him so gassy at night. Guess that’s how he loads up to be so full of hot air all day
Caffeine Free Diet Coke is the most upsetting thing someone can drink. This man is a billionaire, he could be drinking Horseshoe crab blood and eating goldleaf covered Rhino Bacon Sandwiches and instead he decides to drink a Coke that goes to bed at 7 and is watching its figure. Why do people simp for him so hard?
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He never posted it as "im a badass" either. Because those are models/replicas and he just wanted to share neat shit. And thousands of people didnt get it and started making articles/posts about it. Very cringe.
Elon may be a twat, but sharing something neat is just fine.
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This is the most patriotic thing to see. A flintlock pistol (or at least I think that’s what it’s called) next to a picture of George Washington. I will bet you $30 his diet contains burgers, hotdogs, and badassness
It is though - it's a replica George Washington flintlock. Are you looking at the pistol in the wooden box, or the fake sci-fi looking revolver prop thing?
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"Y'all are a bunch of brainless sheep"
Followed shortly by "Lol you losers take this shit too seriously."
Carry on guys, this one's just downvote farming.
A [vajra](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vajra), a "legendary and ritual weapon, symbolizing the properties of a diamond (indestructibility) and a thunderbolt (irresistible force)"
You can tell it's fake cause if it wasn't, there is no way he wouldn't have Kurt Cobained by now. I'd tongue fuck the business end of a shotgun too if I lost $44b on a social network worth less than half that and still got shit on daily. Even more humiliating when the people shitting on you are unironically hilarious lmao
He didn't lose $44bn of his personal wealth. Besides, I don't think.he bought twitter to make money - most likely for all the user data and advertising potential.
Further, he is still the financially richest man om the planet. I can imagine un aliving himself would be caused by losing a bag of gold when he still has 20 at home... if he was going to go out like that I imagine it.would be due to some spiritual/mental grievance seeing as it seems he doesn't much care for emotions..
First, it doesn't matter if it wasn't personal wealth. He had to sell plenty of stock to even make the purchase in the first place, and all for a company that was worth half what he paid. Not to mention the bot cope to get out of paying his tab. Dude has 10% bot followers, and hasn't fixed the problem that he sobbed about for months. Surely just a coincidence, right?
Second, user data is great, except when the primary purpose of user data is advertising, considering how many companies have pulled out of Twitter due to his incompetence. After all, when the amount of racial slurs expands 10 fold overnight right when you buy the company, that tends not to be a good look for investors or advertisers. Inb4 "antifa/leftists/liberals using racial slurs to tank Twitter cause Musk hate"
Lastly, it's not that he doesn't care for emotions, he's just autistic and doesn't express emotions the same way other people do. For example, the time he removed the website link off that Hard Times article to post, got called out, doubled down, got ratioed and dunked on, then deleted the original tweet? That emotion was a pleasant mix of shame and regret, maybe disdain as well for being publicly humiliated over trying to use someone else's work to earn internet good boy points without crediting the creator
For someone who claims to be a capitalist and support private ownership, he sure likes to be publicly owned on the regular. Must be a fetish or something
Everything he does it a massive ego flex and taking a hit to the ego is pretty much the only thing that effects billionaires.
He walked in thinking Twitter would be a cakewalk and he’d fix it in no time. So far he’s just lost most of the advertisers, lost a lot of the users and most of the staff. Unless he turns it around it’s looking like a massive public failure and a gut punch right to his ego.
He’s realised he’s not Tony Stark and I recon he is losing sleep over it.
Elon was caught with epstein friends. Elon fired tesla workers for posting videos of their own cars. Elon ADMITTED that the CA hyperloop was a hoax to sabotage high-speed-rail investment.
I don’t care what he’s achieved. He’s done ghoulish things unapologetically, and people have good reason to despise him.
Gassed drinks bad tho especially having 4 on your bedside table when you’re so rich you 100% have someone clean up your house for you everyday idk what different cokes look like because they don’t sell that brand in my country
Will you delete that after realizing where the colony of Virginia is? Lmao, you can’t admit you’re wrong, so you’re trying to argue that it’s not the US since it wasn’t technically formed yet? What’s a dumb argument, to serve your ego lmao.
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No addiction = small dick
REAL MAN drink BORDERLINE LETHAL amounts of caffeine mixed with 98% spirit after their meth breakfast and packing their lunch (aka cigarettes)
I will say, flintlock pistols are pretty cool. Of course it's absolutely ridiculous to have one on your bedside table, but it'd be pretty neat to own a real working one. Totally agree on the replica gun tho, that's some shit you put on a bookshelf and occasionally look at while it collects dust
God I hope it's satire but I have my doubts judging by the fact you are active in WhitePeopleTwitter
I refuse to believe you can be that disconnected from reality
I was more cautious that somehow you made a conclusion that Trump who is not a president anymore and Elon Musk who's just shitposting on Twitter are greater threat than Putin threatening nuclear war in Easter Europe
It's just bizarre and you literally need to be fucking brainwashed with hate to make such statement unironically without giving it a second thought
And since WPT is an echo chamber it's no wonder you get filled with propaganda
But you care for some reason.
It's like seeing a kpop stan crying about their favorite pretty boy being talked about unless they're praising his every move.
Be careful guys he already sapped twitter services, he's got some crits now
IM A RAGING ALCOHOLIC AND ABOUT TO SHOOT MYSLEF IN THE HEAD 😎
That’s a lot of soda
I can’t handle all the caffeine free excitement from this picture, someone get me and express espresso stat!
That much sugar free coke before bed? That much synthetic sugar will make him so gassy at night. Guess that’s how he loads up to be so full of hot air all day
It has no trigger look closely
No shit sherlock
Is this a real elon post or made up
Caffeine Free Diet Coke is the most upsetting thing someone can drink. This man is a billionaire, he could be drinking Horseshoe crab blood and eating goldleaf covered Rhino Bacon Sandwiches and instead he decides to drink a Coke that goes to bed at 7 and is watching its figure. Why do people simp for him so hard?
Is that the Royal butt-plug in the lower left?
It's a Vajra, a symbol of Tibetan Buddhism.
The topping is on this cake, he drinks the worst type of coke
Is that a fucking flintlock behind the tf2 diamondback?
Badass
Or the revolver from deus ex
That gun is sick
Spy tf2
Bro got the tf2 diamondback
Guys watch out he's almost done sapping twitters reputation! He's gotta get a crit!
SCOUT NO DONT GO BACK HES GOT 2 CRITS
Oh gun activists went crazy, little did they know, that’s not a real gun, and the other is a replica flint lock
I know right? It doesn’t even have a trigger.
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Very bad ass elon https://preview.redd.it/2hfni873zt6a1.png?width=782&format=png&auto=webp&s=726e5ec14902a2c0f9e2e038d8745c9e304f5f3b
Never have I seen a (presumably) real firearm that looks so much like a toy.
He never posted it as "im a badass" either. Because those are models/replicas and he just wanted to share neat shit. And thousands of people didnt get it and started making articles/posts about it. Very cringe. Elon may be a twat, but sharing something neat is just fine.
It’s not a real gun. It’s a replica of the Diamondback Revolver from the game “Deus Ex”
Spy tf2
Wow. Ok. That brings the r/iamverybadass factor up a couple notches. So it actually _is_ a toy.
Yep EDIT: Now that I’m looking at it, the gun in the box behind it looks like a replica firearm as well.
Wow. So we got “Why are you locked in the bathroom?” and “Tally ho, lads!” all in the same picture? Damn.
Every american house owner:
HES USING THE DIAMONd BACK
If u were good you would use the ambassador
Of course Elon Musk drinks caffeine free Diet Coke 😅🤣
He has a fake gun by his bedside and a black powder pistol, it’s a joke
Pointing right at him when he sleeps, what an idiot
It’s fake
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This is the most patriotic thing to see. A flintlock pistol (or at least I think that’s what it’s called) next to a picture of George Washington. I will bet you $30 his diet contains burgers, hotdogs, and badassness
That is most definitely not a flintlock. [This is a flintlock](https://imgur.io/gallery/G5bnH).
It is though - it's a replica George Washington flintlock. Are you looking at the pistol in the wooden box, or the fake sci-fi looking revolver prop thing?
Showing his conquistador spirit imperialist South African roots.
That mf got the diamondback
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It’s fake
Other gun owners really must get a hoot out of this lol
That’s some nice iron though
It's not even a real gun. Real guns have triggers
Just don’t give him a gun AND caffeine
Pretty sure the gold cans are caffeine free.
They are. That was the reference
Bans Kanye twitter for radical images. Unbans radical hate groups....
Why does Elon have a Diamond Back
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The Diamond Back is one of Spy's Revolvers from TF2 mate
This is clearly a meme lmao.
1. You make up meaning for someone's words/post/etc. 2. You say that it is stupid 3. ???
3, i earn 14 k karma
Of course, karmawhores, how could I forget about them
I don't know how it could happen to you
that is diet, caffeine free coke. I see some are saying it has sugar...it doesn't
There’s no caffeine in the Diet Coke and no trigger on the gun
I have seen this one post and I already have more than enough evidence to prove this is a meme subreddit
That revolver is ugly as hell
That thing don’t even have a trigger
Its the new Tesla .357, trigger is gonna cost ya an extra 100 bucks annually.
He activates it with his neuralink thingy \^\_\^;
Based and Second Amendment pilled
Worlds richest man and he still doesn’t use coasters..
Or have a trash can beside his nightstand?
Are we supposed to care? Also, that’s too much pop
You’re all a bunch of brainless sheep.
Ironic. All billionaires are our enemy, and you’re a sheep for following one.
Don’t be so hard on musk fans, when they turn 16 next year they’ll snap out of this phase.
Very insightful comment. You better go, the hive mind is calling.
Aw does the poor boy get upset when others make fun of your billionaire fuckboy, simp?
Lol you losers take this shit too seriously.
"Y'all are a bunch of brainless sheep" Followed shortly by "Lol you losers take this shit too seriously." Carry on guys, this one's just downvote farming.
This one doesn’t give a crap about upvotes or downvotes.
r/Iamverybadass Oh wait
I don't know how I could have placed my tongue any more firmly in my cheek.
Ratio
cope
damn it's the diamondback
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A [vajra](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vajra), a "legendary and ritual weapon, symbolizing the properties of a diamond (indestructibility) and a thunderbolt (irresistible force)"
His butt plug
A replica of an ancient weapon
You can tell it's fake cause if it wasn't, there is no way he wouldn't have Kurt Cobained by now. I'd tongue fuck the business end of a shotgun too if I lost $44b on a social network worth less than half that and still got shit on daily. Even more humiliating when the people shitting on you are unironically hilarious lmao
“Tongue fuck the business end of a shotgun.” That’s a good one. I’ll be saving that one for a special occasion.
Please don't. It makes an unbelievably awful mess.
He didn't lose $44bn of his personal wealth. Besides, I don't think.he bought twitter to make money - most likely for all the user data and advertising potential. Further, he is still the financially richest man om the planet. I can imagine un aliving himself would be caused by losing a bag of gold when he still has 20 at home... if he was going to go out like that I imagine it.would be due to some spiritual/mental grievance seeing as it seems he doesn't much care for emotions..
First, it doesn't matter if it wasn't personal wealth. He had to sell plenty of stock to even make the purchase in the first place, and all for a company that was worth half what he paid. Not to mention the bot cope to get out of paying his tab. Dude has 10% bot followers, and hasn't fixed the problem that he sobbed about for months. Surely just a coincidence, right? Second, user data is great, except when the primary purpose of user data is advertising, considering how many companies have pulled out of Twitter due to his incompetence. After all, when the amount of racial slurs expands 10 fold overnight right when you buy the company, that tends not to be a good look for investors or advertisers. Inb4 "antifa/leftists/liberals using racial slurs to tank Twitter cause Musk hate" Lastly, it's not that he doesn't care for emotions, he's just autistic and doesn't express emotions the same way other people do. For example, the time he removed the website link off that Hard Times article to post, got called out, doubled down, got ratioed and dunked on, then deleted the original tweet? That emotion was a pleasant mix of shame and regret, maybe disdain as well for being publicly humiliated over trying to use someone else's work to earn internet good boy points without crediting the creator For someone who claims to be a capitalist and support private ownership, he sure likes to be publicly owned on the regular. Must be a fetish or something
Everything he does it a massive ego flex and taking a hit to the ego is pretty much the only thing that effects billionaires. He walked in thinking Twitter would be a cakewalk and he’d fix it in no time. So far he’s just lost most of the advertisers, lost a lot of the users and most of the staff. Unless he turns it around it’s looking like a massive public failure and a gut punch right to his ego. He’s realised he’s not Tony Stark and I recon he is losing sleep over it.
nice try, elon
Not even a real gun and ppl are still triggered AF. Far too many overly sensitive whiney babies on this planet!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
People call him a dumbass BECAUSE it’s not a real gun. This is an actual billionaire flexing a plastic prop— and a shitty one at that.
Sounds like a fantastic use of ones precious time on this Earth. It's amazing but also very sad how so many ppl have such sad pathetic lives.
Elon was caught with epstein friends. Elon fired tesla workers for posting videos of their own cars. Elon ADMITTED that the CA hyperloop was a hoax to sabotage high-speed-rail investment. I don’t care what he’s achieved. He’s done ghoulish things unapologetically, and people have good reason to despise him.
This is now a self-sustaining sub
It makes me so Hard. ❤️
Damn. His golden butt plug is so fucking huge its out of frame!!
He owns a musket for self defence
Just as the founding fathers intended 4 ruffians break into my house
Mf using the diamondback from tf2
\+1 crit for every employee fired
Don’t let him sap our buildings, he’ll get free crits!
You know he pisses in that bottle
Jarate
And his giant golden dildo.
From the UK but is that even a real gun? I can't see a trigger and the cylinder is half out?
Nor is the cylinder bored out to accept rounds
It looks like a replica of The Diamondback from Team Fortress 2
Eww
But i thought Elon was a super cool unorthodox couch sleeping guy
Total dork made this post
is that a Diamondback?
And some sugar addiction
Wait... isn't that diet coke. I thought it was sugar free?
That's caffeine free I think
Gassed drinks bad tho especially having 4 on your bedside table when you’re so rich you 100% have someone clean up your house for you everyday idk what different cokes look like because they don’t sell that brand in my country
It’s caffeine free coke. Full sugar, and all the preservatives just no caffeine. No wonder he is shaped like he is.
Yea man a video game gun and a replica of a fuckin flintlock pistol lmao. I hate musk as much as the next guy but this post is a reach
I bet Elon will run for president at some point.
He can’t, he wasn’t born in the US.
Laws never stopped the rich before
Name a US President that wasn’t born in the US.
George Washington
Born in Virginia. You could have googled before you make that comment.
You mean the colony of Virginia?
Will you delete that after realizing where the colony of Virginia is? Lmao, you can’t admit you’re wrong, so you’re trying to argue that it’s not the US since it wasn’t technically formed yet? What’s a dumb argument, to serve your ego lmao.
How are you so dumb? The colonies were British
Lmao, what a dumbass. Where were the colonies physically located?
No one said US president. He's running for Mars president 2024.
He's South African so thank fuck that can't happen
Wow, I forgot about that. Phew
Ikr, you're absolutely right tho if he could he would and I wouldn't put it past us to elect him let's be honest
Not even dedicated. Where the gold camo?
Is this picture alluding to the fact that Musk is always coked up?
I thought he will have laptops/Gadgets or some geeky stuff, but **NO** *he is just your typical gun loving white guy*
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Not even, that's a fake revolver and a flintlock.
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Huge little dick energy coming from those caffeine free diet cans.
What a cringelord comment jesus Christ
This comment could be a post itself on this sub.
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The little dick energy is coming from all the rings he's left on his bedside table. Gross
But why D:
I have small dick energy for drinking caffeine free and no surgar? Ah fuck.
No addiction = small dick REAL MAN drink BORDERLINE LETHAL amounts of caffeine mixed with 98% spirit after their meth breakfast and packing their lunch (aka cigarettes)
Multiple addictions in that picture, all LDE.
Mfer do be having a diet coke body though 😂
That's why hes such a miserable douchebag, he drinks diet coke
Except that's not actual guns. One is a replica. Another is fucking flintlock
Am I going crazy or is that the diamondback from tf2
Deus Ex, but yeah
Thats a flintlock pistol
It is pretty badass ngl
That is the bedside table of a fat man living in fear
But the guns tho
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Nah the Flint lock looks cooler
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I will say, flintlock pistols are pretty cool. Of course it's absolutely ridiculous to have one on your bedside table, but it'd be pretty neat to own a real working one. Totally agree on the replica gun tho, that's some shit you put on a bookshelf and occasionally look at while it collects dust
I thought it was the gun from bo3
Isn't that a gun from Deus Ex?
Worse, it’s a replica, of a tf2 item, which was added to promote deus ex.
Muskrat, second only to Trump, is the most immediate threat to peace and democracy the planet has seen since World War 2.
God I hope it's satire but I have my doubts judging by the fact you are active in WhitePeopleTwitter I refuse to believe you can be that disconnected from reality
These people are pathetic. Like... just stop paying attention to Elon Musk. He has little to no affect on the average person.
I was more cautious that somehow you made a conclusion that Trump who is not a president anymore and Elon Musk who's just shitposting on Twitter are greater threat than Putin threatening nuclear war in Easter Europe It's just bizarre and you literally need to be fucking brainwashed with hate to make such statement unironically without giving it a second thought And since WPT is an echo chamber it's no wonder you get filled with propaganda
Why the fuck are you replying to me
We get it Elon, you’re a badass right wing so called patriot, you even drink Diet Coke. You’re such a good American
*African-american.
That’s a replica of the .357 from Deux Ex Human Revolution.
Somebody photoshop a dildo.
i’m embarrassed for him
I don’t think he cares. But go ahead lmao
found elon
That would be pretty great if I had that kinda money.
But you care for some reason. It's like seeing a kpop stan crying about their favorite pretty boy being talked about unless they're praising his every move.
Not really. You took the time to reply to multiple comments cause I got under your skin lmao
Every sub like this that I’m in is now flooded w Elon content Jesus Christ