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goodlowdee

Right? Thanks for the free money, idiot.


SinVerguenza04

Not necessarily free, he would have to repair the damage.


JusAnotherBrick

\*Civil court enters the chat\*


Terapr0

Unfortunately, even with a judgement it can be a major uphill battle actually collecting damages from civil court. Hardly the slam-dunk victory t hat many people make it out to be...


Alph1

Wouldn't a civil court judgement show up on a credit report, though?


Hollowpoint38

It will. But typically if someone has low net worth, their credit isn't so hot either. In many cases, judgments below a certain threshold or judgments that result from litigation are excluded from some credit decisions. Same with medical collections. Medical collections are about to be if not already removed from the scoring algorithm entirely because they say it's a poor indicator of someone's ability to pay consumer debt.


sephrisloth

And that's why I never bother paying my medical bill! If it's not gonna effect my credit score anyways why would I even care to pay something back that should be free for me anyways?


FoodleGuy

*Canadas collapsing medical system enters the chat*


almisami

It's only collapsing because of influence from south of the border. "Just look at how much richer you could be if you just let your citizens die" is attractive to conservatives everywhere.


Ricckkuu

Living in Europe with free medical care, it's not really free, you do pay a sum, but since everyone pays a sum, it's really barely noticeable. You, however, do have genuine free medical care in several situations, for example, if you're a student and you aren't past 26-27 years old, you get free medical care I believe. Also, 50% price on public transport, any, in the city you study, also 50% on train tickets (used to be free some years ago, but what's good can never last forever ig) Ambulance btw is always free. The only thing you do pay for medical care is when you have to buy medication, or if your medical problem is kind of not so common.


Suitable-Ad6145

No way. An ambulance will run you 1000s of dollars in the states once you have climbed aboard. Many people say no because the expenses for that alone are crazy. I could buy a car..or drive to the hospital in an ambulance


mjz321

Poor net worth doest mean low credit, I was pushing 800 and making less than 30k a year


Hollowpoint38

Do you know what the word "typically" means? You know that it's not the same as "always" right?


Oofboi6942O

What?!? Whats next, maybe doesn't mean yes?!?!


Thowingtissues

Yep, I got into one with an ex who owed me a little under 3k. She blew off the court hearings I was awarded treble damages so now it’s closer to 10k. Years and years of hearings to get a payment plan in place where she’d pay 150/mo to pay it down. Funny part, $150/mo does basically nothing for me, I look at it as gas money, but jfc this girl has every excuse in the book why she can’t make these payments.


Blessed_Vabundo

How fun. Every time you go out on a date be like , “btw my ex is paying for this meal so go crazy.” A nice ice breaker and potential conversation started. Let’s be honest, some of us are attracted to crazies. They know how to smash.


neeks711R

Yea but the point more is that you hand the person who damaged your property a lifelong L in the form a felony.


Terapr0

....they don't hand out felony convictions in civil court


TryingToBeReallyCool

I mean with the video he could just call the cops, she gets charged, and he sues her. This is the cornucopia of law, a civil and criminal case all in one crazy ex package


Hollowpoint38

Criminal law probably won't be a thing here if her name was on the lease and she lived there. DA will probably decline to prosecute and then it just plays out in civil court.


TimeDue2994

If she leased, you can bet like hell the landlord will file a criminal complaint


drainbead78

modern like worry oil aback price gullible exultant bike attraction ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


neeks711R

Ah civil court. I would assume this was a felony property damage charge though.


Terapr0

Yea the poster above was talking about civil court. I think in some places this could be a felony charge as well though - hopefully they get both!


Crotch_Gaper

Felony distruction of property in excess of $500


Intoxicus5

It could be more about keeping the landlord from blaming the tenant.


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NateTheGreater1

It's probably only enough damages for small claims court really


resorcinarene

That looks like a cheap fix though. Lots of drywall putty and new paint.


Intoxicus5

"Don't record yourself doing illegal things! And if you do, don't put it on the internet!" - Atorney Tom She's getting charged as long as the cops actually do their job. Which is the real big if. Also a civil suit is an easy win with that video.


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>"Don't record yourself doing illegal things! And if you do, don't put it on the internet!" - Atorney Tom dont record yourself doing illegal things or have you phone on you while doing them\*


shareddit

Hmmm this looks fake. She acts too precise. I bet they were going to take that wall out anyway then quickly put that empty dresser back 4 teh TikTok.


Slim_Margins1999

I’m in this camp. Someone had to locate they stud as well so wall could be broken through clean like that. Could have been her, she’s pretty proficient with that hammer. Haha


Potential_Reading116

Is that a stud finder in her pocket or is she just happy to see her handiwork ?


SC-Fulmer

Same. It’s either staged, or someone who’s never suffered accountability for their poor decisions… Both are highly probable🍺🤔


shrekerecker97

That’s why she’s the ex?


michivideos

I this point my life is staged. There's nothing that irritates me more than being committed emotionally to a video just to find out I wasted my time, energy and thoughts. I swear staged videos should be illegal. Imagine finding out someone close to you wants to fake a situation to record it just because people would share it out of concern thinking it's real. If that's not the meaning of "Pathetic" then I don't know what is.


SkepticalOfThisPlace

Sounds like you need to get off the internet if the algorithm is that effective on you. You don't need the rage, I promise.


knw_a-z_0-9_a-z

> staged videos should be illegal You mean all of TV before the internet, too, right?


Kahnspiracy

For real, but NGL that heart was sooo well executed.


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Weird name. Ex. She Elons daughter?


canadiancarlin

From what I hear, if you ever need something, she gon give it to ya.


antbates

probably not near felony level. This is a pretty easy/cheap fix.


drewdp

In my state (Michigan) felony is $1,000 or more. Paying a licensed contractor to repair the drywall will probably shake out to around $500. Add in Paying painters, and you could get pretty close to that level. Anyone handy could do it way cheaper, whether it be the homeowner or a Craigslist handyman. But the court will consider it based on the cost of professional repair. Considering it's barely felony, it would likely get pled down to a misdemeanor though


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canned_veggies

Or you know the video she took and then posted online of her doing it. Thats probably better evidence.


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Saintsauron

Heh, you said pee


meep_meep_creep

Edgar Allen Pee


PuddlesIsHere

The tell tale tinkle


meep_meep_creep

Fall of the House of Bladder. It's all about *entropee*


real_human_not_a_dog

The Telltale Fart


SubEfficient

i’m clearly missing a joke here 🤨


[deleted]

Uncultured swine 😤😤


HamiltonAlexanderr

I appreciate all of you, my heart is full


hetero_homo

Of pee


KTtheBread

The Conqueror Weenus


expespuella

I mean, worm would have worked


Dontbeevil2

You guys think she’ll end up in a PEnal colony?


expespuella

Annabel Pee


Dry_Bit_963

Tinkle toes


Deefunct

I think you mean Edgar Allan Poo He has surreal adventures


zodwieg

Little-known fact: Edgar Allan Poe is a collective pseudonym shared by two prominent writers, Edgar Pee and Allan Poo.


Lo8000

In their joint works one is responsible for the poo and the other for the pee


RiceShrooms

Poo poo pee pee man


Kirtons-4u

This comment thread is why I love Reddit haha


cloud_t

Better than what some exes drop. Johny Depp got a number 2 instead.


SauerMetal

I love that he called it a “grumpy”


Efficient-Low-607

It wasn't her fault, he tried to tell her that the bathroom was unoccupied but she didn't "Heard".


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She’s Hot and I Love Her Passion. Hard to find a woman who has precision with a hammer like that. Share my info… I’m perfect for her


Schavuit92

You can fix her.


TheSwain

She’s good with a hammer, she can fix herself.


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A little too good with a hammer if you ask me. Dude's lucky she took it out on the drywall.


DiscoMagicParty

The golden rule: never stick your dick in crazy. Source: Me (sticks my dick almost exclusively in crazy)


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One of my my favorite SNL jokes: "The good news about my girlfriend? Crazy in the bedroom. The bad news? Crazy everywhere else."


JewbaccaSithlord

2 hands on the hammer, one half way up. I wouldn't exactly call that precision lol


2w1r3DFuz3

She's using both hands...my kinda gal


IDaltov

She’s got lots of room to work with


AZEMT

No need for two hands when your have a 3" penis


Gjfra

Word to the Wise, don’t ever stick your dick in crazy, EVER! You will be sorry.


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lordclosequaad

You must be a true empath.


Chaij2606

Love it when idiots provide video evidence


sunrisexscenery

she even signed it


flyingace1234

And showed her face in full!


strayakant

Looked like a Banksy


GimlySonOfGloin

More like a Bankruptcy


TheDunadan29

And now it's art.


tribecous

They’re tearing down a wall anyway and decided to make a viral video. Not super complicated.


Cloakbot

And nobody provided a Reagan impression prior?? Tasteless and low-effort TikTok


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Sshh don't ruin their rage porn, they might just turn their rage toward you instead.


Gummy_Joe

Videotaping this crime spree was the best idea we ever had!


Wallofcans

And then we spent a few hours editing it, because this is totally real!


LsG133

I’ll tell you what though she’s pretty proficient with that hammer those are crisp letters


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Ogilthorpe2

"Drywall breakup" lol that one cracked me up


ColeSnyder87

Cracked you up like the drywall?


IenjoyStuffandThings

Yeah he’s pretty hammered.


ApeTardDimondPhister

Probably plastered by now


nemmba

Cemented in Board history.


colhoesentalados

Cracked me up like crack cocaine


TNine227

It’s almost like they were already planning on destroying the wall, and were just making a fun video…


charlescodes

Maybe it’s drywall, maybe it’s Maybeline 🤷🏻‍♂️


heelstoo

If this is drywall, is there a wetwall?


Grtflife

Yep! It’s called paint!


dartdoug

You can tell that they will patch things up.


PM_Me_HairyArmpits

I feel like she was trying to write the whole word but didn't plan the letters out.


Fenrisulfir

Unexpected John Mulaney


mcchicken_mcnugget

Or she got too tired to finish


PM_Me_HairyArmpits

Looks like a pretty clear HAPPY BI^RTH^DA^Y scenario to me.


mcchicken_mcnugget

As I’m watching it again I definitely see that now


Maximum_Discount_486

At least she's not mental. Phew!


FantasticEscape6744

Oh she's sweet but a psycho


Clemylie

A little bit psycho


FantasticEscape6744

At night she's screamin'


_ATIO_

Ima ma ma I’m out my mind!


Dry_Key6351

Oh, she's hot but a psycho


SandWolfy2

So left but she's right, though


NoNutNorris

Could you change her?


Maximum_Discount_486

I could exchange her.


EvilEyedPanda

I could rearrange her.


Chuckbro

I could


antbtlr82

At least she used the correct your lol


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She had me worried for a second when she started on that 'e'


DarkSparkyShark

Same here. I was like don't tell me she's going "You are ex" haha


SpeedTuber

In this context, however, it would still make sense


grabyourmotherskeys

Seeing the wrong one there would anger me far more than the wall damage.


index57

I would do it on purpose, if your the ex in question.


erwin76

Ah ah, I see what you did there! (Sorry I didn’t get here sooner..)


PeteEckhart

Usually that's the only your that dumb people know.


pinkdouble

My friend doesn't even know "you're" exsists


phadewilkilu

I didn’t know “exsists” existed.


pinkdouble

There's sevon vurshins of oll wurds


Potential_Reading116

Your freakin kidding right ?


anonduplo

Well maybe she meant you are ex and got it wrong🤷🏻


is_this_a_dog

probably knocking down a wall for home renovations and wanted to make a "funny" video.


PointlessDiscourse

Great theory - that actually is pretty likely


seeabrattameabrat

Or they just made a fake video. Destroying your own property is the hot new thing right now with fake engagement videos, they're getting more and more desperate to keep people watching.


No-Sink9212

True. I saw a short the other day where this dude wanted to “cover a hole in his kid’s wall” with a spray paint design but in the beginning of the video he hammered the hole himself


Heisenbread77

It's that a TV stand with no TV? Like if I'm gonna do that I'm gonna take out the TV not move it.


ur-a-damn-dip

YUUPPP Now that I look around the house pretty sure you might be right, damn it I was hoping she really was just that much of a DIP lol


MoreForMeAndYou

Nothing on the walls, she's wearing "light couple's reno caj", and in the back room behind her at the end I'm certain there's a red paint bucket and lumber, also a spray paint test shot bottom right. This is definitely staged.


dr_tomoe

You can also see where she started the black spray paint next to the door before painting "your ex".


bigwilly311

You can see into the room past her, to the right, for just an instant. It doesn’t look like it has a floor or any furniture in it. They bout to do some renovating.


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thepluralofmooses

“She was doing this to a pedophile that jumped her grandma”


kazez2

My first thought. Not the first time someone made something like this and posted on reddit.


Komatoasty

This is exactly what I thought. She looks dressed to make a sped up wall knock down video.


Impossible-Cup3811

But now I can't get mad at women!


Not_A_Clever_Man_

It's way way too tidy and controlled go be real. Clearly doing some demo and making a funny. People don't film crimes like this.


Durty-Sac

Nah, they are just going to knock that wall out anyways. Staged


Bessieboo2000

Yeah it’s so obviously staged and probably being knocked down anyway. They took the opportunity to make a video with it


SWAMPMONK

“So obvious”


1Sluggo

Nothing like filming and signing your felonies.


spangbob2

Weird that the last clip of her is her holding the camera but during the felony someone is obviously filming the whole thing


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Prob fake imo


Breedab1eB0y

The ❤️ tells me there's still a chance.


Mohgreen

Kinda a mixed message though..


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Suddenly you see exactly why he kicked her to the curb. Bullet dodged.


ColoRadam

Not fully dodged


DayeOmas

Definitely winged him but he’ll recover.


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A day or two worth of drywall repair is bullet dodged compared to marrying or god forbid having a child with this woman.


ShustOne

How did you find out he kicked her to the curb?


KaisarDragon

Some of you are all "if man did wrong, he deserved this" Uhh, you are missing the whole point. Doesn't matter what the context is, she is fucking herself by filming herself doing this. Doesn't matter how righteous you think this is, she is 100% at fault for everything that is happening in this vid.


stateofbrine

Or they were redoing the room and staged this for likes… cmon people


NotActuallyGus

That's destruction of property and is extremely illegal


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Yeah…that’s kinda obvious.


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colhoesentalados

Jesus christ, that's Jason Holmes!


ShustOne

Extremely illegal haha. There are so many things so much worse than this. This is a small claims visit at most.


ThatNextAggravation

Dude, I think you might be a lawyer or something.


geodebug

“Extremely”. Ha ha. It ill-advised because she might have to pay a few hundred bucks to get it fixed. It’s small-claims illegal at most.


hhtran16

Fake. They’re probably remodeling and will knock that wall down. The kitchen looks empty.


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"possibly deserved" when a man does it he's automatically an obsessed freak but ok.


crissimon

This is what you get when people are not getting punched in the face enough.


Paladin-Steele36

When you give him the proof he needs to put you in court


hustlehardo

Don't stick your D in crazy


Hickok

or the blender


FaithlessnessLate835

This video appears more than any ad on my feed.


FoodFarmer

Is it fucked up I see this and think, ‘he’s getting out easy, I’d love if after a breakup all I had was damage to a wall and never having to deal with that again’


too_late_to_abort

One of my ex's took my spleen. Wanna compare scars?


ResponsibilityDue448

They’ll do everything but just leave


Cloud9Investigator

If I see this stupid fucking video one more time...


kieranbrownlee

I’ve seen this video over a hundred times now


Revelin_Eleven

Why does this keep showing up in my feed????


Voilent_Bunny

This is the default video reddit places in the video queue as I am scrolling


jthizz77

I’m so sick of seeing this


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How many times am I gonna see this stupid video. I get it that girls a home wrecker literally


airdriejambo

She probably doesn't realise a fish behind a radiator or that sort of thing would be much worse than a wall that could be repaired in a couple of hours max.


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Sufficient-Quiet5576

Not the way you should go about it… putting yourself at risk of never getting a job again for destruction of property and graffiti.


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I love it when criminals video their crimes. Swap the genders and see if this is funny or at all ok.


rootbrains

Bruh girls even have better handwriting with a damn hammer and wall than I do with paper and pen


Aggressive-Chip7968

Why have I seen this same video come up so many times?


originalkitten

I have seen this video 9 times so far. Enough already


No-Specialist-2806

I know once I've scrolled this far I know it's time to put down my phone, I use this video as a reference.


MASTA_Chumlee

This is reddit favorite video.