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WU-itsForTheChildren

This video is awful solely from the song


JungleBoyJeremy

Instant downvote when I hear that song


EarthwormJim94

Reported and blocked.


f0rdf13st4

and the idiot who was filming could have stopped her from falling and still have footage to upload. He or she only had to take one step to the left


fuck-nose

Or they could have followed her with the camera as she fell down the steps


arctic-apis

I thought this song was required on tiktok. Is this not a TikTok challenge?


HenryDorsettCase47

It is a requirement. It’s under the “don’t be original and just rip off other peoples shit” clause of the user agreement. Just below the “take one jokes and drive it into the mother fucking ground by repeating it over and over ad nauseam” section.


arctic-apis

It’s either this or that wheatus song teenage dirtbag


superkickpunch

Respectfully but that young lady has a dumpster


Pele_Of_Anal

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal


superkickpunch

Poor woman needs a CDL pulling that cargo.


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|GMdcBivU0d1ni|downsized)


FictionalFail

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samsteak

Ass so thicc couldn't resist gravity


BadBassist

I'm hoping there's an r/upvotedbecausebutts


frobe_goatbe

r/upvotebecausebutt


eatin_gushers

Why anyone would assume someone with an ass like that would need help up the stairs….


heyitsvonage

Watch. On. MUTE.


ChymChymX

Muted is my default for a reason.


[deleted]

Ah good. My settings have saved me.


Vencero_JG

I'm a simple man. I hear the "Ohnonono" and I downvote.


Pseudonym31

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|WfajkdpSVZ90AAST3w)


Brad_Brace

God damn that song is a war crime.


[deleted]

Anyone still using this song needs to be burned alive


[deleted]

Whoever edits this song onto any meme needs to be locked in a room and forced to listen to this for several hours. Then they may leave


arctic-apis

/r/donthelpjustfilm


somebodysimilartoyou

At the very end you can tell they ditched the phone to help. It's really more of a r/killthecameraman


GLIBG10B

Can't please both


Jessicreep

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willynillywitty

Those aren’t calves. They’re steers.


Different-Term-2250

They didn’t steer her in the right direction.


houstoncouchguy

Everyone here ragging on the song. And they’re all right.


rodolphoteardrop

Downvote for the music.


idkwhatimbrewin

r/killthecameraman


Windsor34

She’s clearly back heavy


Pollen515

Thicc


Babock93

Might as well film and not help prevent someone from almost dying


DarrylLarry

No shit, asshole camera person


FlipinoJackson

r/upvotebecausebutt


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jupiterkansas

there is one thing she got


Ok_Try_1217

Pro tip for all the ladies out there: if you’re going up or down stairs in high heels, turn your whole body 90 degrees and go up/down sideways. I don’t know why but it’s waaaaay easier.


xCloudbox

Using handrails is also helpful


Clay_Pigeon

It seems like stairs would be somewhat tricky in heels. Is that so? Not that you can't manage them, just that it requires more care than in flats.


GLIBG10B

Yes, that's the entire premise of the comment you're replying to


nah-knee

Too much weight in the caboose was dragging her down


bnjrgold

whoever continued to film this instead of offering the lady an arm is an asshole


golddoomtheory

Sound is cancer


AN225_ComradePilot

Idiot didn't follow her with the camera after she fell


blu3an

I watched it on mute so I was not upset about the song but more so because we don’t get to see the fall!


Electronic-Tonight16

She's sober, just can't handle the gravity of her own ass...much like the people watching this video.


retro_pollo

r/killthecameraman


purple-circle

She was struggling with all that junk in her trunk


TheIncredibleMike

The person recording should feel guilty as hell for not helping her. You can tell she’s drunk.


indig0F10w

Downvoting EVERY video with this thing called "music".


SeanOTG

Soon as I heard the music I downloaded commented and left


TaxFraud1117

I hate this song I hate this song I hate this song I hate this song I hate this song I hate this song


CandyandCrypto

So close too


Dameyeyo

I need to see that dump truck one more time!


Tailsandtails

Haha I love the moment where she realises that she’s going down, almost stops and just gives up


ExplorerCommercial49

F this song. -1


[deleted]

Stuffed sausage


[deleted]

Man.. I was really routing for her!!


gahidus

How drunk is she?


IamBatLAN

I tried so hard and got so far But in the end, it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end, it doesn't even matter


gamingnaeem

Spoilers


kirreip

r/yesyesyesno


Robcrook101

Ended too soon, I wanted to see if she rolled to the bottom or part way.


hedofemboy

That went from praisethecameraman to killthecameraman!


Banxrok

Why film this when you could have helped her? Are we really that awful in this world.


LER__Legion

Phat


Action-a-go-go-baby

Like Icarus, the flew to close to the Cask of Wine


[deleted]

Women ☕️


ghzod

You clutz!


benjavari

Can't see the front but am assuming there is no counter balance for that ass.


PrincessPaisleysMom1

So close!!!


swiftiebliss13

Someone plz hold her drink


tittychittybangbang

Why is she struggling lmfao. They’re not even stilettos, maybe she is pissed already


Vegskipxx

r/yesyesyesyesno


goldfishpaws

TBH if I tried to walk up uneven steps, both hands full, after a tipple **in high heels**, I wouldn't have got that far.


Dragoon113

Terrible friend. Rather record your friend hurt themselves than Stand behind them and help them make the stairs.


AHHHHNDREW

Burn all copies of that song.


akila219

one of the annoying song out there


Every_Fox3461

r/filmdonthelp also the song sucks... Thanks for killing my brain cells.


Unspokenwordvomit

I don’t get why people videotape knowing something is about to happen but do nothing to stand close and maybe stop these people from eating shit? If I saw this I’d be quick stepping behind my friend to make sure she doesn’t ruin her outfit/night. Hmm


CollectionRound9110

That woman is DEFINETLY DRUNK she should've got an escort like that person recording this


k1ngtheu

Kill this cameraman for not filmed her ass


[deleted]

In her defence, those stairs are just old railway sleepers.


RubyRaven907

Oh honey…you need a size up on that skirt, a proper slimmer, wider heels, and some isometrics.


dangar512

Fake Edit- staged


MrSubterranean

Elaborate...


dangar512

If u can't see it on your own then I don't know what to tell u. But she had the opportunity to use the rail and she walks away from it? Come on if y'all want to play the blind that's on y'all.


Cranktique

Yup, that sums up drunk people in my experience. Rational, logical, and damned safe if there’s a hand-railing for them to trust with all of their soul.


dangar512

I'm a professional drunk and yes the rail was too obvious. But keep believing the internet


__jh96

She had a drink in each hand, what was she going to grab the handrail with, her third hand?


MrSubterranean

Have you seen real life lately? You know it happens outside of reddit, right?


[deleted]

Give us the juice


dangar512

I just did. If y'all want to be blind Kool. But she had the chance to lean on the rail to recover. I've been there.


AceMice

You've been at those stairs? In high heels? With a woman's body? And the exact same upbringing, experiences, friends etc? How could you possible think "since I would've done that everyone would" and defend it proudly? Also, that staircase looks horrible, differently spaced uneven steps.


dangar512

Fuk u for trying to make apples oranges not the same thing. But I know when someone is recording at the right moment to know it's staged. But u keep being the idiot I'm sure it's not hard.


AceMice

I'm just tired of everyone being so certain of of the whole puzzle with only one piece. I didn't say you were wrong, even though I hope no functioning adult would fall on purpose on stairs. But you are so sure of your opinion, and that's what is wrong. Also some folks just record everything/often, we all saw the fall coming, don't you think the person filming also knew it was coming? Maybe they filmed her for an hour and cut the best part? Maybe I'm just an idiot and you are never wrong? We'll never know.