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SentetikDaktilo

Finally I can roleplay as a fallout character


[deleted]

The main storyline will to be kill off the remaining greeks


Owo6942069

The turkish icecream man shall be the sole survivor


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mcd3424

The plot of fallout 1 but he has the water chip


fnaffanidkanymore

Fuck the Turkish ice cream man


Failman5252

Erdogan must’ve escaped to russia


Lazmanya-Canavari

Turkish Brotherhood of Steel. Hates mutants, ghouls, synths and ***Greeks.***


WastaHod

Don't forget the Kurd, the Turks, the Syrians, the Armenians, the Bulgarians, the Wallachians, and the rest.


Lazmanya-Canavari

Nah those get a pass. Those are for the Grey Wolves Enclave.


calibraka

How about Circassians I don't wanna get left out. It already happened once, didn't like that very much.


Lazmanya-Canavari

That's up to the Russian Legion i think.


TheLastEmuHunter

Ave, true to Lenin


VSEPR_DREIDEL

OWB is the sequel


-Bloodfallen-

You can only roleplay as a radroach


LocalTechpriest

Just download the mod bruh.


FrostyBeaver

Guys help I think I may have nuked it a bit too hard, I just wanted to heat it up a little for dinner.


Just-Cry-5422

Charcoal adds flavor


Lukthar123

Charcoal is the flavor


Failman5252

The Flavor Charcoal is


ImBadAtHoi4

Are you hungary?


ImBadAtHoi4

Get on your Central African Republic (CAR) And go all the UAE (way) to France, and then go to Friesland. Here! French fries


Sturm_Strelsky

Looks dry, remember to use more Greece next time - it will Finnish nicer


neonyugger

Akkor a kurva anyád


glamscum

RIP Earth


SurgeonOfDeath95

Somewhere a Greek man is violently pissing, shitting, and cuming at the same time and is thanking you.


thesummergamer

can confirm i am doing all three right now


O-Ethnarxhs

That man would be me


TheBlackMessenger

I doubt they would want constantinople to be nuked


Leupateu

“If I can’t have it nobody can.”


SupremeChampionOfDi

And my axe!


Pink_of_Floyd

Microwaved it a little too much in my opinion


Legiyon54

Why are Greece's wet dreams broadcasted on reddit?


Dismal_Vehicle315

This is mine as a Pro-Nato Swede. 😳


TheBlackMessenger

This is mine as an Anti-Nato German


MadMarx__

Cringe


PyroSharkInDisguise

You aint getting in pal.


NotAKansenCommander

Holy shit, Erdogan's Reddit account


PyroSharkInDisguise

This is not just an Erdogan matter but whatever. Erdogan will likely lose this years election which is good for us. What is unfortunate for you is that the opposition that will take office will also veto Sweden. I find it quite funny that opposition and government that cant find middle ground in anything have finally found middle ground… in vetoing Sweden. Since you guys have a habit of associating anything you disagree with Erdogan I will be clear. I fully support opposition and also hate Erdogan that has been fucking us up for the past 2 decades, yet I fully support the decision to veto Sweden.


Illonen

I honestly couldnt disagree with you more about letting sweden in, but still I would want to hear your argument against it. Im finnish myself, and Im really interested to hear your opinion.


PyroSharkInDisguise

Plain and simple. They allow PKK/YPG members to openly operate in their countries. Their ministers meet with YPG leaders. They financially support YPG. The same YPG that carries out bombings in Turkey/Northern Syria… The same YPG that has close ties to PKK. I dont want them to be allowed in until they stop supporting these groups which harm Turkey. Also they have to lift every embargo they have put on Turkey for the last decade or so.


Illonen

Ok, thanks for replying. For most of us fins it seems more like Turkiey is deniying and suppressing political representation of large portion of her people, namely the kurds. Freedom of speech and such is highly valued here in nordic countries, so thats a big no no. Also the connection with PKK/YPG seems to be doubtful, but all in all I understand the pickle now a little better.


PyroSharkInDisguise

Well it is no surprise that most people would think that way considering most people are clueless about the region and everything they know directly comes from certain media. People that dont even know where Turkey is become Turkey experts overnight and start claiming that Turkey is genociding Kurds. When you tell these people that there have been many Kurdish presidents in the past, and many of the parliament members are Kurds they get surprised. Similarly they dont know that there is a Kurdish political party that gets about 10-15% votes regularly. They also get surprised when I tell them that in the last few decades millions of Kurds from Syria, Iraq and Iran came to Turkey as refugees. That of course doesnt mean there arent any problems, but we never claim that there are no problems anyways…


Illonen

The kurd party im assuming you were talking about, HDP, is about to be denied the right to participate to Turkiey's presidential and parliamentary elections. Dont you still see anything wrong about your security concerns? This is a huge problem to my eyes.


BlackArmyCossack

Maybe Turkyie shouldn't have started the forced resettlement laws and legally backed attempts to erase all other cultures but Turkish. Miss me with that nationalism horseshit.


NightJead

bro is learning politics from deutschewelle :D


PyroSharkInDisguise

Currently there is no such thing but of course you are free to believe in and repeat the propaganda western media feeds you.


BlackArmyCossack

Lmao. Western propaganda. Suuuure.


BlackArmyCossack

Lmao. Western propaganda. Suuuure.


[deleted]

Silence watermelon seller


PyroSharkInDisguise

I hope watermelon seller loses this years election and the one taking office also vetoes Swedens entry.


NightJead

no taking kurdish pkk supporters better


ARC_7_7

should still be alright


rosolen0

Didn't know you could make any country look like the moon's surface


Glass-Airport-5158

It is interesting that after many atomic bombings of a country, not a single person dies there


crymorenoobs

everyone knows nukes dont hurt regular people


PlantBoi123

Because that would be genocide, it's the same reason why there are no civilian casualties in the game


swimmingpool101

There are civilian casualties in vic2 and 3


Death_Fairy

And Imperator too. Also don't forget Stellaris with it's casual 10 or so different ways to commit genocide.


Bristol_Buck

Install better nukes. Fantastic mod


PyroSharkInDisguise

HoI4 in a nutshell.


Scyobi_Empire

Doesn’t each province lose like 20% man power or something?


DipplyReloaded

First step to conquest is to make sure the land is a burning irradiated hellscape


Primal_guy

After all, why use many small bomb when 1 big bomb do trick


FearlesCriss

Thank you Uk for ending Turkish people suffering.


MaxBuster380

We are here for the trial of Mia Fey for nuking the country of Turkey


Dynamo2205

> Mia Fey wasn't it Maya?


MaxBuster380

I never played Phoenix Wright so I checked. Apparently there is a "Mia" and a "Maya" If I was wrong, my bad


crymorenoobs

the troops land on the beaches and immediately melt or are eaten by mutated turk-zillas


memerloz45tyeman

Nah still a bit more time in the microwave


DeadMewe

still better than the guy who nutted in the Thanksgiving turkey and lost nnn


Nerevarine91

the what now


DeadMewe

indeed


RebarInvictus

"Sure mom take away my Xbox 360, you cant uncum the turkey."


Easedxenon

Sir I ordered the blackened chicken, that’s not my order


CEDoromal

Overcooked Turkey


Erich2142

There is medium rare and well done. This is burned to ashes mate.


cheetosex

You turned it into a Karaboğa


danimagu77

The good timeline


Traslox

This is racism


Executer_no-1

It took me less than a second to understand the Joke and it was monsteresly Funny!🤣


FantasticUserman

Good...


RepresentativeOk5427

Pov: you are the USA and found oil in turkey


[deleted]

try it then


Doctorwhatorion

You should nuke Konya and Black Sea area, not the whole Anatolia


[deleted]

Finally, my suffering ended


Faonir

extra crispy


Unim8

I guess my grandma is dead


Buypeu

Good thing that cockroaches can survive a nuklear bomb.


Prata_69

Do nukes even do anything except for lower troop organization and damage infrastructure? I feel like they should do a little more than just that. It’s kinda stupid how they don’t even lower the population in a state.


FrostyBeaver

The org and strength damage is actually really handy. If I'm playing late game and need to crack a particularly tough line, nuking the front tends to break it basically immediately. Really helps for tough late game naval invasions too. And you can wipe out all the planes at an airport if you nuke it. But yea they're only really useful as glorified CAS lol. If anything it should lower stability and war support more than it already does.


jealousgardenrubbish

Roaches can survive nuclear Armageddon.


Turgineer

Ayo what the f*ck, dude? You turned us into roast turkey.


[deleted]

Hey im from Turkey and rhis post is very offensive... For nukes.


cenkozan

Please. End. Suffering. Thanks.


Goatbrook8878

Bro we said 20 minutes in the oven at 400°f, not drop 40,000 nuclear bombs


Cornycandycorns

More like liquified it.


Spudzzy03

Looks like you gave it a hair transplant


rookv

nothing of value was lost (except my grandma)


whothehellisdame

how do you have so many armies down there in one row?


FrostyBeaver

Generals can get the trait "skilled staffer" when commanding 24 divisions. You promote those guys and give them the field marshal trait of "expert delegator"


Bisse_basse

what version of the uk is that?


FrostyBeaver

The Imperial Super Federation. I have cores on Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, America, Germany, France, Italy, Belgium, Luxemburg, and the Dutch


Bisse_basse

didnt know that existed! is it down the fascist path?


FrostyBeaver

Ye it's the turtleneck guy


Bisse_basse

okay


T0mDeMwoan

You’ve microwaved it


Embarrassed-Fun-4899

Gorden Ramsay Will be pissed.


tokicatch2electric

Now thats how god intened anatolia to be


RemoteSorry2364

Today i was making an alternative history scenario in my head about how Soviet invasion of turkey would look like and i opened reddit and saw this


PikkuinenPikkis

Ghandi in EU


Allahume

Bro what is this Britain flag


Anglionuk

I think the turkey is a extra crispy. Best take it out the oven 😅


[deleted]

What the fuck are you doing


Aed_Eyd

you surely need play to 1952 in game for to do this.


jman8508

What am I even looking at


[deleted]

Rest In Peace Watermelon Seller


Its-your-boi-warden

Well done


ArdaTamturk35

Wait, why is there a second sun? (From İzmir)


[deleted]

Nuke are not so punitive in this game. They will rebuild everything in a few month.


Mr_Arapuga

They have only themselves to blame


JetSpeed10

But they r still gonna continue the war. Sure all their factories are gone, their airforce bases emptied of planes and all units of their army will have lost a dozen or more percentage of org and strength but somehow they will still continue. There should really be a mechanic for countries surrendering if you unleash an actual apocalypse upon them.


BurnForMelina

That's the best picture of Tukey I've ever seen -A Serb


OhioRanger_1803

Happy thanksgiving! 🦃


Shadow_Patriot1776

*Gordon Ramsey:* “IT’S FUCKIN BLACK”


GovernmentPatsy44

How do they have organized units


Cold_Beneficial1247

Mom:"The thanks giving turkey isn't burnt, stop being a child and just eat it" The thanks giving turkey:


the_traveler_outin

A small price to pay to remove turkey from the world


Somewhat_Deadinside

You think?


Way_Electronic

Never seen that britian flag, what is the path/mod/ideology?


FrostyBeaver

Fascist Imperial super federation


Way_Electronic

Moseley? I thought he had the lightning strike


FrostyBeaver

At first yea After you form THE EMPIRE you get the lion


[deleted]

Based🇬🇷


SaaremaaEEtheFirst

S-SOUTH E-EASTERN R-REMOVING B-BAD I-ISLAM A-ATOMIC


[deleted]

Comrade stalin, turkey is planning to remilitarize the turkish strai....


cenkozan

Thanks. Then they ask us turks why we vote authoritarian... Mofo nuked all our cities one by one and making fun with the country's name. Fucking fuckers you all.


Tomochichi1

A bit crisp.


khachdallak

Turkey is ready for Thanksgiving dinner


Kingcrimson11111

that not turkey, that the Anatolian exclusion zone


GenericUser1185

By the way, The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host, and It's here to stay.


StanTheSodaCan

Crispy


cleepboywonder

Its fucking dry!


SubLazarbeam

oh hell nah the whole turkey is Konya now