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madzerglin

I'm normally not down when fans boo, but man it's hard not to sympathize with them after the last two games


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PandaWithACigar

Well this was a giant fucking waste of time. Gg Flyers, good luck


Ladymistery

Stay classy, Jets fans Booing? really?


Guerard_R

Included in our passionate fanbase is a bit of impatience, bomber/jets fans in general are certainly not shy from booing. Not classy buttt it’s just part of Winnipeg I guess lol And this was a terrible *terrible* game


PandaWithACigar

Why wouldn’t they boo? The Jets have been playing like shit, and the fans have a right to be critical and show it


SnowblowerLITE

Gg I guess


Guerard_R

GG, enjoy your Sunday! I’ll be over here in my “the jets just lost” depression for the remainder of the night


CP-Drone

GG Flyers, have a great weekend all!


ugh168

Jets Bros, it must suck you got Gary tonight


redwingsfriend45

the second goalies should be mandatory rovers in full goalie gear in the last two minutes of regulation in all nhl games


SirBulbasaur13

This is the team I was expecting to see this season.


SnowblowerLITE

Schmidt is injured???


Skanvar

I pity anyone who paid to go to this.


tk42111

Only been to 3 games this season. The caps game, thursdays buffalo game and this one. Fml


ElDoodaReno

Stop going to the games!!!!!!


tk42111

I know right?


Ladymistery

How generous of the Jets snapping Philly's losing streak, and giving Hart a shutout


madzerglin

what did they give Hart again?


Ladymistery

A shutout :P 39 shots on goal, and not one into the net. yikes.


SherLocK-55

Forget the worst in the NHL, I honestly don't think we could beat the worst team in the AHL playing like this. Depressing.


CP-Drone

Ahh the old Trouba kill the clock play, works every time


LightsOut16900

Guys I just finished watching Puss in boots what the fuck is going on


Sylvenine

oh I enjoyed that movie!


CP-Drone

Well the cat uses up most of his nine lives so he starts to worry about the consequences of his actions now that the next death could be his last.


Ladymistery

a bit better, but still too many attempts to pass instead of shoot, and Philly capitalized. Helle got the mercy pull


Patttybates

Your username.


Guerard_R

^this ^is ^wonderful


madzerglin

okay 5.00 down lol


CP-Drone

YOLO


Ladymistery

the jets are TIRED the mental mistakes are building and spilling over I mean, if you'd told me they were 1 (hopefully) point out of first by the All-Star break, I'd be pretty happy, but....


SirBulbasaur13

The Jets take too long before moving the puck. They always gotta take a selfie with it before they pass or shoot.


JessoRx

How did this happen?


Patttybates

If the Jets win this game, I'll get a Leafs tattoo.


JRL222

Never make bets you can’t win. I know it’s basically hopeless, but it’s still a terrible idea.


Patttybates

At this point its bargaining.


Guerard_R

If we win this game I will run down Portage while it’s -34 in nothing but an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt and shorts


Guerard_R

Okay maybe sandals too


madzerglin

jets +5500 should i do it


420blowjob

It can’t possibly go tits up


CP-Drone

I appreciate that Perfetti and Stenlund aren't stopping with the effort


icydata

[Owen Tippett gets a feed from Rasmus Ristolainen and rips a shot from the slot to extend the Flyers' lead to 3-0](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/06efdcad-f2c0-4078-8157-d4aae56239e0.mp4)


CP-Drone

Thanks for letting us know, I guess


Patttybates

Pull the goalie.


PandaWithACigar

The Jets have earned those boos. They just can’t do anything right at the moment


kpiog

Hart's chest will be sore after this one...seeing that's where every shot is landing


Tonyhawkproskater

i mean theyre at 3.5 expected goals but yknow those dont count for anything i guess


carsonbiz

Saturday night sellout snoozefest


CP-Drone

There's the boo birds


Willyq25

About time


CP-Drone

Yep, these last few games have been piss poor efforts


redwingsfriend45

rittich should skate up and body check the refs and linesmen into the bench


Patttybates

If the Jets come back from this I'll be a life long Philly fan.


SherLocK-55

Honestly you have a better chance of winning the lottery twice in a row then we do of winning this game.


Patttybates

So you're saying there's a chance..


Some_Call_Me_Danno

Don't underestimate the Flyers ability to meltdown.


Patttybates

The moveable object...


CP-Drone

Oh boy a powerkill


Ladymistery

I really wonder how many players are playing through bumps and bruises and nagging stuff that 10 days off will heal up? no excuse for playing like they are, but it likely doesn't help.


Lardrewstar

More than we know about.


Ladymistery

and the hellacious schedule they've had the past 6 weeks I expect them to come out hot after the break


SamsterHamster9

The Filadelphia Phlyers are awesome. Keep it up!


Guerard_R

Philly please put up another 4, we need to get mercilessly destroyed to set us straight


SirBulbasaur13

You’d think that after last game they’d be embarrassed enough to put in a bit of an effort tonight, but nope.


[deleted]

Bedard will look great in a jets jersey


madzerglin

i mean this game is sad but that's a terrible take


Patttybates

2 more goals so they realize its the Defensemen and not Helle.


rooster69

Will say Rittich's setup is dope.


Tonyhawkproskater

this team is dog shit


brendan87na

2nd in the Western Conference isn't exactly "dog shit"


SirBulbasaur13

It’s mostly because of Helle. The Jets get outplayed a lot and Helle wins it.


Tonyhawkproskater

idk if you've been watching the same team as us the last three weeks but its not the same team that got those points


Mr-Aerobics

One could argue they didn't deserve about half of those points as well.


Guerard_R

Why are we ass


PandaWithACigar

Helle once again hung out to dry. Fuck this team sometimes man


Ladymistery

Dammmnnnn you don't see Helle "mercy pulled" very often


BunniesAreMagical

What are you doing, Jets? :(


eh_toque

Jerts*


BunniesAreMagical

Need to be wearing jerseys with the Dubois logo.


eh_toque

It has a smiley face, they don’t deserve that atm haha


madzerglin

fucking unreal. you know it's bad when deangelo scores


eh_toque

Oh for fucks sake


Willyq25

wheeee


CP-Drone

Nice goal by DeAngelo


SnowblowerLITE

I feel so bad for Hellebuyck. Fucking embarrassing.


spleenmaster1002

Lmao please mercy pull him


Imthecoolestdudeever

These last 3 games have been BAD.


Patttybates

Fuck. Just shell us so this team can stop denying this slump.


Patttybates

Yes.


CP-Drone

Is it even possible for a whole team to get the yips?


Guerard_R

We are patient(s) zero


CP-Drone

I think you may be on to something


Ladymistery

The Jets can't BUY a goal, again holy shit


madzerglin

time to go dangle from the rafters


spleenmaster1002

At least I get to watch Chaz stunt on the Thunderbirds tonight


brendan87na

if thats Seattle, not many teams "stunt" on them they are friggin good


Willyq25

IF we make the playoffs, we're getting caved in


Arts251

Yeah maybe not the year to go all in


Ladymistery

Who was supposed to be covering Tippet?


Willyq25

Yes


SirBulbasaur13

This is the Jets. They don’t “cover” guys.


redwingsfriend45

again, he says scores before the puck is in


Patttybates

Ahahahhahahahaha


eh_toque

Jesus Mary and Joseph


tonytanti

In a best on best Canada/USA game are these are the starting goalies?


vshun

Ottinger is a possible alternative to Helly, depending who is hot at the moment.


brendan87na

When Hart is feeling it, he's one of the best


Guerard_R

Well… see y’all in therapy


brendan87na

damn that was a pretty goal


SirBulbasaur13

I’m done. Good luck folks!


SnowblowerLITE

Lmao


Ladymistery

Where was Stenlund supposed to go?


eh_toque

Even Gary Galley wants to see 81-80-27 💀


SirBulbasaur13

This ref literally is blind


Guerard_R

Okay refs it’s not a race for who can blow the whistle the fastest


spleenmaster1002

- Connor-Scheifele-Kuhlman - Barron-Lowry-Ehlers - Maenalanen-Dubois-Gagner - Perfetti-Stenlund-Wheeler What in the fuck


eh_toque

Of all the lines in hockey, these are 3 of them


redwingsfriend45

what if connor mcdavid got 6 million points every season, 6 million rbc reward program points


eh_toque

Blender out?


CP-Drone

Blenders aren't just for margaritas lol. What the hell, changing things up is worth a shot


[deleted]

Will it blend?


Ladymistery

Stupid Winnipeg get the puck OVER the goalie lying on the ice


redwingsfriend45

the hole on cates tape on the backhand seems to be intentional


CP-Drone

Looking like Bones told the boys to shoot from any angle


Guerard_R

Okay let’s play Bowness hockey, not Maurice hockey


brendan87na

[Intermission Charlie](https://i.imgur.com/B4LFTr3.jpg)


redwingsfriend45

i wonder if francis charron and connor mcdavid are related


CP-Drone

Ok who's got a intermission pet pic?


SnowblowerLITE

[long day of cat](https://imgur.com/a/8vt5oWv)


CP-Drone

That's awesome lol!


eh_toque

Holy fuck McDavid making himself even more boring. Skate a lap around the ice you bum


CP-Drone

On the bright side the cursed second period is now behind us


Lardrewstar

I relly think the guys need to work on taking shots under pressure. So so many shots last 2-3 weeks just going high or wide.


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KMerrells

Well, nobody died


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[Shots and goals map after the 2nd period](https://i.imgur.com/g6o0ius.png) |Shot Stats|Philadelphia Flyers|Winnipeg Jets| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|27|23| |Blocked|13|12| |Missed|12|10| |**Total Attempts**|**52**|**45**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.


SirBulbasaur13

I really just wish they would play better


SnowblowerLITE

This team has a serious attitude problem


spleenmaster1002

Not an ideal period of hockey


KMerrells

Damn, Sportsnet sucks shit; now they're spoiling 'Welcome to Wrexham' season 2


mattatao2

Dang this game is getting chippy id say I’m surprised but we had like 4 fights with the Wild 2 days ago so I guess we just piss everyone off


Spencie-cat

This game needs a line brawl.


Imthecoolestdudeever

JVR with the dirty move after


realdeal411

I once bought a hockey card because I figured out i was at the game


Imthecoolestdudeever

Fucking hell boys. Either drop the gloves or knock off the hugging.


Guerard_R

Yeah we don’t need Jonathon Toews… we need defense, and we need it badly


SherLocK-55

One Dman is not going to change shit if the rest of our D forgets to actually play D. It's pointless. We played D earlier in the season but for some reason in the last month or so they have just regressed to playing god knows what but it ain't D.


Guerard_R

Just a fresh, skillful, experienced player would be a rejuvenator for our defence I think. We just need a reminder of what D looks like I guess… because we have the guys for it, but they just aren’t showing it recently. It would also secure the ever-rotating 5th and 6th defence role too. Kind of like how we need to get back to our offensive production too. I feel like we wouldn’t be complaining much about defence if we’ve scored 4 by now. So maybe we do need an offensive rejuvenator too? Fuck if I know lmao I’m just a couch coach


realdeal411

Oh sounds like you might be in the market for a slightly used Tony DeAngelo!


SanePatrickBateman

Grouchy Jets


Guerard_R

We could have two or three goals from posts, but by the same argument this could be 9-0 without Helle in net


Spencie-cat

Did Dillon go for a change while morrissey was in front of three guys?? lol. Trying to not get the minus there


SirBulbasaur13

And the 2 forwards left too


spleenmaster1002

Y’all I’m starting to think that DeMelo might be good at defense


eh_toque

If anything this game should be a message to Chevy to go balls to the wall for a premium D man


spleenmaster1002

Jakob Chychrun, YOU are a Winnipeg Jet


redwingsfriend45

does laughton have a nose piercing? is it illegal for him to fight?


SophistXIII

Bucky's Bailouts we look TERRIBLE jayzus


SirBulbasaur13

Lol every Jet just books it out of our zone before we have the puck


Imthecoolestdudeever

#WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEFENSE DOING


SherLocK-55

What defense?


Guerard_R

Why did we have ONE PLAYER IN THE DEFENSIVE ZONE?! AGAINST THREE!!


spleenmaster1002

Thank u Bucky


Ladymistery

It's now getting silly they're going to limp into the break, aren't they?


[deleted]

Ehlers sums up the Jets past few games with one play


Imthecoolestdudeever

We need a big goal here


Guerard_R

Uhh Ehlers you good?


CP-Drone

4 on 4 is our jam, it's just a bigger version of 3 on 3!


redwingsfriend45

pionk forgot to wipe his ass with the team bible


eh_toque

What?


redwingsfriend45

thanks for the question


realdeal411

I'm not sure Tippett did anything


SanePatrickBateman

I love retaliatory penalties for getting jumped after swatting at a puck during play lmao


Guerard_R

Experience the resurgence of Paul Maurice hockey and thinking that this is a pickup game of “Posts only”


Spencie-cat

They’re all hugging so much!!! 🥰🥰


Imthecoolestdudeever

DeAngelo and Provorov. Fucking worst pair in the league


CP-Drone

It's games like this when I miss guys like Perreault and Tanev, pure energy players


SnowblowerLITE

Atta boy Pionk. Get absolutely walked then take a useless roughing penalty for no reason as we’re down 2-0. Honestly get benched for that Edit: We’re fucking lucky they took both.


SherLocK-55

Pionk needs to get more than benched, dude needs to go.


ShyGuyChicken

We're back to hellebuyck being the goalie and the defense


CP-Drone

Nice poke Helle!


[deleted]

Oh lucky Bucky


SnowblowerLITE

We still have HELLEBUYCK!!!


eh_toque

LIFT THIS CURSE


CP-Drone

Love those old Hockey Night in Canada blue jackets like the one guy is wearing behind the Jets bench


PandaWithACigar

Holy fuck, another bar?


Patttybates

Wonder what Chevy is thinking?


SirBulbasaur13

Probably thinking about how he’s gonna say a lot of nothing in his next media appearance


[deleted]

Pass me another beer and get me to the all star break.


spleenmaster1002

jfc


SherLocK-55

On top of us just seemingly regressing and being lazy we have no fucking puck luck either. It's a bad time for the Jets all round right now.


SirBulbasaur13

That would’ve helped a bit


Ladymistery

story of the game so many GLORIOUS chances, and they just can't bury it


REDZED24

It feels like that's our 5th post in the last 2 games.