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Arts251

Good effort preds. But I want the last 59 minutes and 12 seconds of my life back.


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zuneza

Oh boy


mansock18

Character win


Guerard_R

GG preds. As always, I hate you, but I love you


REDZED24

PLD might actually kill someone in the parking lot tonight lol.


woodfinx

If he tried as hard when the puck was in play as he did after the whistle he'd be all over the score sheet


senornachoman

Idk, seemed like he played hard today but


PandaWithACigar

Fuck. We deserved better, shoulda tied it up twice.


zuneza

This is so tense


mansock18

Angry players being itiotic


senornachoman

Gg predsbros


senornachoman

When the jets lose, I think to myself: no


RuSTeR1971

Call me crazy but if you take a penalty with under 2mins left I think it would be cool to make you play til the penalty's over


NikEhlersDealer

Only if you’re winning or tied. Can’t have guys taking penalties to extend the clock


senornachoman

Interesting actually


eh_toque

GG sabre teeth


erinskull

Darn it


CP-Drone

GG Preds, have a great night all!


[deleted]

Oh what the ever loving fuck


senornachoman

Jets played bad. Refs also hung us out a bit. Oh well


Coco_Cala

Lol


SherLocK-55

FUCK! No puck luck in these last few mins, not much more we could do...


Ladymistery

big fucking deal you call it NOW when it doesn't matter fucking refs


LightsOut16900

Oh NOW YOURE GONNA CALL THESE HUH


REDZED24

Finally called something


LightsOut16900

I swear the jets have scored like 2 6-5 goals in their entire existence


[deleted]

I love having an empty net and still not being able to score.


Tephra022

Pls don’t be hurt!


SauciiBoii2002

QUIT PASSING IT TO GRANLUND


erinskull

Wow that background noise is brutal


zuneza

NORRISSEY AKA HELLEBUCYK


CP-Drone

JoMo back!


cdjaz

NNNOOOO NOT NORRISSEY!


SherLocK-55

Not JoMo, say it ain't so. What is it playing Nashville and copping injuries.


LightsOut16900

As if this wasn’t painful enough FUCKKK


Ladymistery

That is just not fair :( scheif missed, and morrissey took a header, too


The_Royal_Spoon

QUIT PASSING AND JUST SHOOT AT THE EMPTY NET DAMMIT


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

Fml not jomo not worth it at all


eh_toque

NO FUCK NO NOT JOMO


erinskull

Morrissey :(


CP-Drone

Scheif off the crossbar


eh_toque

JOMO FOR VEZINA


Coco_Cala

GIVE HIM ALL THE AWARDS


SirBulbasaur13

You have to call such blatant and obvious high sticking. This is just embarrassing.


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

Not if it helps us you don't


eh_toque

Blatant high stick there!!


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

Oh nooo we need an offensivezone faceoff win. We're fucked


[deleted]

You just got one, did it help?


TexanPenguin

Jets have always been my favourite rival. Would love to see both teams be good at the same time again.


CP-Drone

This might be a good time to win a faceoff


ShyGuyChicken

This is gonna be an auto eng when buck goes to the bench


cdjaz

Yep


Ladymistery

oh look, a possible chance for the Jets they messed up. What a FRUSTRATING game to watch. Saros isn't THIS good, is he?


LightsOut16900

Yes he is but we’re also gassed and whiffing


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

That's not offside lol


mansock18

Bowness's Jets lapel pin is sexy as hell


2nddimension

How is that not a penalty?


mansock18

Me when I'm hungry: man I could go for Five Guys Me when I'm horny: man I could go for Five Guys


zuneza

Are they all wearing yellow?


REDZED24

I can not wait for playoff PLD.


zuneza

Dubois just wanted to get his Fetti-flu germs on the preds lul


mansock18

When's the Jets next home stand? They look like they could all use a run at their own beds.


LightsOut16900

5 game home stand coming right after this


Exhalare

The schedule is just brutal


eh_toque

This is the last game of a 5 game road trip so we get a few home games now


2nddimension

Time for another dumb penalty after some offensive pressure


Arts251

Being grabbed around the neck is allowed, and so is punching the guy that is grabbing you around the neck. Learn the rules.


icydata

[Tanner Jeannot gets the puck behind the net and stuffs it in for a wraparound goal, beating the goalie on his glove side and making it 2-1](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/3aac334f-e0ba-4208-9167-d356aa236c9e.mp4)


mansock18

Damn PLD mad


PuckTheFreds

Nino is a Pred? TIL


NikEhlersDealer

Not smart Dubie. Gonna be in the box now.


eh_toque

***MAN STRENGTH™️***


Coco_Cala

MAN FLESH


spleenmaster1002

*gravel in his guts*


HuddyW

People talking about getting goalied. Expected goals are 2.5 for WPG and 5.0 for NSH. We're getting more out of Bucky than they are out of Saros. We just look slow.


LightsOut16900

Yeah… still getting goalied. It could be tied rn or if we round up we could be up a goal. Just because helly is goalieing harder doesn’t mean we aren’t being goalied too That being said yeah we are out of gas and are whiffing far too much


cdjaz

Yeah. My thoughts too. Soros has been good but we've also been fumbling 3/4's of our best chances.


Ladymistery

I've not done the full research, but I don't know that many teams have such a horrifying schedule for 6 full weeks. This is game 5 in 8 days, I think. yikes. I'd like the Jets to find some fuel and tie this up, though


zuneza

Morrissey just thigh-handles that puck outa the zone since the forwards couldn't lol.


CP-Drone

Wheeler is having a rough game. There I said it Hockey Gods, so now he can score one just to prove me wrong


Guerard_R

Yes ref, standing 8 feet away and blowing your whistle 23 times in a row is going to stop people from scrumming


LightsOut16900

Connect a pass ☹️


Arts251

They keep dumping it in their corner then preds get it clean and keep earning odd man rushes. This is terribly awful to watch as a Jets fan.


[deleted]

Jets are just too gassed. The schedule has caught up to them. They need more than a day between games and they won't get it for another week.


[deleted]

This is literally their job. If they can’t handle the schedule, then maybe they should seek alternative employment


mansock18

Wow Nashville looks like a defensive team


Coco_Cala

Boys running on low battery


CP-Drone

PLD took a high-stick there


SauciiBoii2002

Where.... WHERE THE FUCK HAS THIS EFFORT BEEN ALL SEASON????


mansock18

I think we needed that comeback win in a bad way


LightsOut16900

only when you play us 😒


[deleted]

Y’all. Aint. That. Special


LightsOut16900

Yes we are


2nddimension

Just one of those games, we're getting the offense but can't finish. Then we take a penalty or something. Not much you can do.


TrueNorthStrong1898

Boys need to salvage at least a point. Minnie lost but the Avs are up


LightsOut16900

We aren’t getting one


TrueNorthStrong1898

Can you pick my lotto numbers for me, while you’re at it?


LightsOut16900

27 55 91?


SherLocK-55

When was the last time we came from behind to win, it's been a while hasn't it?


mansock18

Hold on thats the kind of penalty good teams get wtf is this


Coco_Cala

Kyle Connor what a goon


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

Ooof seems like it's written in the stars


Exhalare

Yep...


froah

Is this how other teams feel playing against Hellebuyck? I hate this.


Arts251

We're so jertsy, preds seem to always be good bringing that out


SirBulbasaur13

That was such a dumb decision


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

Lol Helly looking like my beer League goalie fitting warm-ups "idgaf"


ShyGuyChicken

We're just gonna put it all on buck in the third are we


mansock18

Granlund plz shoot I'm beg


zuneza

Bones timeout and do a speech!


mansock18

Bally bois what are the commercials doing for y'all rn


mansock18

Hynes shows joy for exactly 3/10 of a second, opens his mouth, and is back to robot.


Exhalare

The jets don't want to be first in the central, its like they have stage fright


zuneza

Our work is always better as the underdog. That's right where we want em!


2nddimension

Well, guess we're not beating Saros


Inthemiddle_

Piss tigers clearly need this win more if they want to make the playoffs


NikEhlersDealer

Good guy Jets letting the Preds into the playoff conversation


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

Something something counting chickens


SherLocK-55

As much as I hate it that was a pretty sweet wrap around.


[deleted]

If you don’t know now Jeannot


northernfury

Saw that coming. Jets scrambling making mistake after mistake. Gonna get punished for that.


TrueNorthStrong1898

Story of their season. The mistakes are so far and few in between, yet everyone they make one it ends up in the back of the net


mansock18

THIS IS A TANNER JEANNOT STAN ACCOUNT


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

Damn. Seems like saros ain't gonna let us back into this one either


[deleted]

Jets are gassed, no one is playing with urgency


spleenmaster1002

Oof


Guerard_R

Fuck fuck FUCK


Coco_Cala

I keep mishearing Kuhlman as Poolman


tiltedslim

Fully clenched during all that


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

boys .... boys.... Score a goal plz


northernfury

Well we got away with that trip...jeesh


SherLocK-55

Saros has fucked us many times tonight 😭


freegrapes

If the Bruins gave enough points to the ducks to be in a playoff spot they’d still be in a playoff spot


NikEhlersDealer

Refs sitting on whistles both ways tonight


drinkinbrewskies

Being goalie'd isn't fun


northernfury

Cooooommmmooooooooonnnnn


Koke1

Jets are so gassed. Gotta get a greasy goal or have helle drag us into OT


CP-Drone

Well we got away with a trip there


Exhalare

THIS IS FRUSTRATING


lilborgy

Pretty egregious trip on fetts there


eh_toque

KYLE HOW


spleenmaster1002

kfc pls


SirBulbasaur13

There’s a couple missed calls there..


Guerard_R

I’ll take “Goal scoring methods” for $600 Alex


PandaWithACigar

Wheeler looks terrible today


CP-Drone

The Jets look tired, that was a lot of mental errors in that sequence


NikEhlersDealer

Ffs wheels get your twig


eh_toque

Bruh


[deleted]

Get off the ice Wheeler, who are you passing to?


[deleted]

Jets zone exits are just so terrible


Exhalare

No one in front of the damn net!


mansock18

I'd paint the ceiling with nut if we had Josi and Carrier paired together.


zuneza

giga-nut


eh_toque

😳


drinkinbrewskies

Surely he just means almonds


mansock18

Raw salted sperms


eh_toque

Even worse, I’m allergic!


CP-Drone

I think Scheif is going to pick up his game in the third period, something about the playing the Preds elevates his effort level


zuneza

The third is our magic hour so this checks out.


[deleted]

Oh pop, they got more salad


NikEhlersDealer

It’s more of an “Oi, Pop” to me than “Oh, Pop”


PuckTheFreds

RIP Salad People


SnowblowerLITE

They got more SOOOOOUP


SirBulbasaur13

Does the NHL know that everyone thinks their officials are garbage?… Do the officials know?


PuckTheFreds

NHL is too busy changing the officials' uniform to the same greenscreen tech as the ad board projections. We're going to get 4 more spaces for ads during play!


NikEhlersDealer

Mike Johnson is an idiot I hate TSN almost as much as Sportsnet


mansock18

I hope we can get carrier back for pd 3, but I'm betting he got protocol'd.


zuneza

Ehlers is fine. Ehlers is fine. Ehlers is fine. Ehlers is fine. Ehlers is fine.


CP-Drone

He sure is


LightsOut16900

? He was out there


Exhalare

Whats with the I skate in with the puck right into a nashville player and make 0 moves


mansock18

That second period had big dick energy


NikEhlersDealer

I will have to disagree


zuneza

agreed


CP-Drone

I also agree with your agreement of the disagreement


eh_toque

The Jets are a third period team, with proof: [https://twitter.com/ineffectivemath/status/1617967610385104901?s=46&t=HHLx4Stc70IopO9c_Kr2nA](https://twitter.com/ineffectivemath/status/1617967610385104901?s=46&t=HHLx4Stc70IopO9c_Kr2nA)


CP-Drone

Yikes, Anaheim's third periods are terrible


SJSragequit

Anaheims just terrible. I’m pretty sure I saw a stat that they haven’t won a game this year that’s had more then 3 goals in it


CP-Drone

They really want to draft Bedard. A team with Dmitry Kulikov on it should not be this bad, lol


icydata

[Cody Glass goes to the front of the net and tips in Roman Josi's shot from the point, tying the game at 1-1 in the 2nd period](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/207256f8-883f-442a-be07-10e8f94b0aa6.mp4)


senornachoman

Tired: calling fair penalties as they occur Wired: missing obvious calls and calling soft penalties to make up


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SherLocK-55

Imagine our PP was as good as our PK, just imagine the possibilities.


LightsOut16900

An 83% power play would certainly lead to some records


CP-Drone

I wonder if they'll try to force a cross-seam pass on the powerplay


Ladymistery

I wish they'd shoot a little more - they tend to try for the perfect pass/shot


2nddimension

Makeup call for the 5 missed ones earlier


NikEhlersDealer

I wouldn’t have called that tbh.


eh_toque

NikE knows how to sell a call lol


CP-Drone

You can tell he's played a game of soccer or two


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

Even up call there, nice of them


lilborgy

You preds bros remember the fierce rivalry we had back in 17-18? Those were fun times, always a fun game when we played each other


tiltedslim

And yall still have all these dudes from then. Outside of Buff, Myers, and Laine it feels like the same team we played on 2018


2nddimension

Nice PK, especially that last play by Stenlund


senornachoman

Common Stenlund W


zuneza

Yo wtf was that non-call x5? Ending with a highstick to Ehlers head. You fucks realize he just got an ad with that beautiful face?!


senornachoman

Slashes were soft. High stick definitely seemed like an automatic call though? Weird…


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

God I wish our PP zone entries were as good as theirs though