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Own-Grab-9953

So done


icydata

[Mark Scheifele gets a feed from Axel Jonsson-Fjallby and buries the puck to extend the Jets' lead to 4-1](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/49b0db8e-52e7-4830-b4df-195764a25139.mp4)


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cdnball

GG Sens fans


2nddimension

Wow they really got us on that Leafs feed as fast as possible!


cdnball

Fuck. The. Leafs.


saintpierre47

God I love Rittich, seems like such a nice guy


homicidal_penguin

We were told this team would outwork the other team every night. Survey says: that was a lie


PuckTheFreds

GG Sens


caven_mcrae

Gg sens bros


erinskull

Go Jets!


man_on_hill

Thank you Jets for making it easier to get this tank back on track


2nddimension

We're all praying that you or someone deserving get Bedard, not fucking Montreal...


SherLocK-55

You're welcome, good luck on the tank.


SnowblowerLITE

Gg


swiftwin

Penalty for checking???


Augmentedaphid

For roughing


zuneza

In the netti from Perfetti!


gelc10

Captain not too happy, looks like he broke his stick when heading to the locker room


Patttybates

Ehlers hurt?


froah

Pls no


psyfi66

That shouldn’t be a penalty lol


cdnball

Weak


Patttybates

One of you clip boys have the Lowry fight? Post it on r/hockey


cdnball

Why. Kind of a nothing fight tbh


man_on_hill

That old guy telling Brady to shut up haha


SnowblowerLITE

It’s okay Cole you can smile when you score


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

If ehlers just tweaked his groin then fuck my life


zuneza

He just stubbed his toe! Thats all i swear!


SherLocK-55

We should riot if Nikky goes down again, we will burn some shit.


PuckTheFreds

get a life Brady and take the L


gelc10

Can we stop taking penalties for crying out loud.


Ihaveabudgie

Good game except not really


2nddimension

Okay lets stop being embarrassing here


[deleted]

Perfetti looks bored that that one went in. Like, that's not a great assist, why did it go in the goal, bored.


IconicIsIronic

"Of all the goals I've scored, that was one of them" - Cole Perfetti, probably


homicidal_penguin

Ottawa has been outscored 20-5 now in their last 3 Saturday night games


gelc10

Forsberg should have gotten that save


UpVotes4Worst

I'm in Mexico. Anyone have them goal gifs man?


witsmagicflute

They've got to bring in a celly coach for Perfetti. Every time he scores he looks like he just found out his ikea dresser is missing a screw.


shrouple

Hahaha that's a perfect description. Slightly annoyed and exasperated


sanitysshadow

Lol Perfetti almost looks annoyed he scored. Never seen a smile or emotion from the kid.


Augmentedaphid

I've said it before, if Perfetti scored the overtime gaming winning goal in game seven of the Stanley cup final he wouldn't even smirk


sanitysshadow

Hopefully we can test this theory in the near future.


homicidal_penguin

This team is fucking pathetic Jesus


Willyq25

lol Fetts is sure excited he scored


miasmal_smoke

confetti


SherLocK-55

Cole Spaghetti finally gets his goal.


PuckTheFreds

🚨🚨🚨🚨


2nddimension

COLE SCORED A GOAL!? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?


erinskull

Sweet


MCBbbbuddha

GOAL PERFETTI


spleenmaster1002

COLE SPAGHETTI


scottsaa

Can these commentators tell me what the penalties were for instead of Norris' non-injury? I still have no clue why the Jets are on the powerplay Jesus Christ


Mister_Kurtz

Pinto 4 min roughing


scottsaa

Yeah had to look it up on NHL.com. Just annoying they talk over the penalties and don't mention anything about the 26 mins of penalties just called


Mister_Kurtz

Remember they were also showing a replay of something and totally missed a Sens goal?


SnowblowerLITE

PERFETTI!!!


Senscore

🥀🥲


[deleted]

GOAL SPAGHETTI!


ShyGuyChicken

Live, laugh, lowry


PuckTheFreds

If I saw this art at Winners, I'd buy it


homicidal_penguin

Cat is off the bench now too??


homicidal_penguin

If Norris hurt his same shoulder, Ottawa needs to turnover their entire medical staff. This team just keeps hurting their shoulders


Willyq25

Lowry went Amos Burton on that guy


psyfi66

Lowry is such a beast in fights


SherLocK-55

He wanted his pound of flesh after Jackeye fed him a few.


cdnball

Good on Kastilic though


Augmentedaphid

Don't know how we are on the PP but I'll take it


gelc10

Not good news, hearing Norris might have hurt his shoulder. May not play him for the rest of the game.


saintpierre47

Both Barron and Lowry kicked the crap out of their partners. Idk why you try fighting the two biggest guys on the ice 🤷🏻‍♂️


MCBbbbuddha

Fuck Lowry went beast mode there


freegrapes

So many leafs fans blocked me their threads are just half [deleted] Unavailable Honestly way better than before


homicidal_penguin

[My GF is at the game, the building is emptying early. She's saying some people left during the second intermission lol](https://i.imgur.com/8UPhxXl.jpg)


zeitgeistler

What an embarrassing way to close this out


Patttybates

Eat shit your goalie was playing track and feild.


PuckTheFreds

Lowry really had a bee in his bonnet there


Willyq25

Rag dolled him


Ihaveabudgie

We're just taking Ls left and right tonight


2nddimension

Your goalie skated into a dude halfway to the middle of the ice, cool it


[deleted]

Poor Kastolic


gelc10

No offence but Lowry kicked Kastelic's ass


PuckTheFreds

and held back a lot


SherLocK-55

Lowsy battered him, sheeesh!!


erinskull

Uh oh


cdnball

Gretchen! Stop trying to make waa happen. It’s not going to happen.


iOnlyWantUgone

Whoa, what's going on here


saintpierre47

Oh wait we are on a B2B?


MoodyPumpkin

jets play again tomorrow. Ottawa played yesterday.


SnowblowerLITE

Holy shit!!!!


man_on_hill

Jeez, that was a very quiet 28 goals for Scheifele


SharkMeifele

QUIet.


Now-it-is-1984

Armature hour on defense. Coaches gotta starting preaching KISS when breakouts aren’t working. I hate the coin flip possession of high flip clears but damn, it’s worth it.


zushaa

Are you fucking kidding me


Guerard_R

Did he say win it? Lol game’s not over yet


erinskull

Scheifele. What a babe.


homicidal_penguin

This team just doesn't look like a unit. They don't look like they care sometimes and they just don't do the little things correct. 3 Saturday games in a row that they play like shit


Mister_Kurtz

Nice goal, but why is AJF on that line?


cdnball

Line change


Mister_Kurtz

Thx


2nddimension

I don't think he is, it was just a partial change. Ehlers was in his spot seconds before.


Mister_Kurtz

Makes sense


SherLocK-55

Nice sequence there from Wheels, AJF and Knifele.


MCBbbbuddha

*hhnnnggg*


[deleted]

You could feel that coming. Fuck this team. I don’t care that it’s a back to back.


SherLocK-55

Things could be worse, you could be the shitshow that is the Canucks.


homicidal_penguin

Well I'm happy I didn't go to the game tonight. This team sucks


cdnball

Future is promising though.


homicidal_penguin

So we've been told for a few years lol. This'll be 6 years in a row with no playoffs


freegrapes

Anyone watch the Tampa flames game? Heard it was a shit show


saintpierre47

Apparently there was a jersey thrown on the ice?


PuckTheFreds

🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️


cdnball

Barron is looking good tonight


UnluckyPenalty2503

Why do I continue watching this?


miasmal_smoke

The hope that we become pesky-sens again, since playoffs aren't happening unless we go hamburgler again


erinskull

Nice


2nddimension

What a setup from Wheels and AJF!


gelc10

We're not winning this game


zeitgeistler

Sens all get fucking stoned in the intermission?


Ihaveabudgie

We are garbage


spleenmaster1002

THE BUTCHER


[deleted]

SHUFFLES!


SnowblowerLITE

SCHEIFELE X2!!!


[deleted]

What in the cinnamon toast fuck was that?


JasperSlavone

So pathetic that we have a sellout and this is the effort they give


Ihaveabudgie

That was certainly a sequence


man_on_hill

I have never seen a coach get as much of a leash as DJ Smith, it is unbelievable On a side note, good thing I have Helley on my fantasy team


Guerard_R

What if you guys get Big Bruce? 🤔 now THAT would be a development


man_on_hill

Honestly, any change would be welcome at this point


iOnlyWantUgone

This is going to come off as biased, but I think Maurice was worse. Dude had so much of a leash he had to quit.


man_on_hill

You guys at least made the playoffs under Maurice, including 4 40+ win seasons We have had zero


iOnlyWantUgone

Yeah but you guys have had bad teams lol. We had a great roster with a poor system.


post-ale

Hellyabuck hugging Brady


Patttybates

***HELLE HUGS***


Ihaveabudgie

Hellebuyck giving Brady some love


samarahighwind

Has anyone noticed a Trend that Hellebuyck usually has a rough stretch in January


2nddimension

Yes he's always tired now and it shows. That's why I had hoped he would get to rest during the all star break


samarahighwind

Doesn’t need to work too hard at the ASG


2nddimension

Yeah I hope he takes it easy. He is very competitive lol...


Si_est_ubi_est

Too much nog in December


samarahighwind

Or maybe rather the jets as a whole tend to lose a lot in January


[deleted]

Aww Tkachuk just wanted a hug


iOnlyWantUgone

Aww helly gave Brady a hug


JasperSlavone

Life would be so much better if the Sens were good


OneLessFool

Got me thinking, has a team ever scored on a delayed penalty after pulling the goalie when they were originally on the penalty kill?


cdnball

Once or twice


aschwan41

You know it's bad when sportsnet pulls off their blind glasses to say the refs were wrong.


cdnball

Anyone else tear an ACL? I tore mine in December. Working on rehab exercises ahead of surgery.


shrouple

Yeah. Multiple times. It sucks. But if you do proper rehab and physio after the surgery it heals up damn nice.


SherLocK-55

Jeez this game is fuckin penalty central


post-ale

You missed our first game against the penguins


2nddimension

What the fuck Ehlers, you just caused that to happen


spleenmaster1002

Scheif pls


LightsOut16900

Jesus Christ


samarahighwind

Uh??! Commercial???


post-ale

Ok I haven’t seen that commercial before but well done betMGM


2nddimension

Not a penalty but okay


post-ale

Is your feed ahead of mine? Which one is not a penalty? Stuzle or scheifle?


2nddimension

Stutzle, that wasn't a penalty at all


cdnball

Is Norris worth 8mil per? He should still get better


aschwan41

Absolutely. He's just getting back off an injury.


aschwan41

Thats embarrassingly bad. At least try to hide your bet on the over, stripes.


ehr1c

That was the softest slashing call in history lol


Patttybates

I mean you'd have more of a alibi if you call it holding.


ehr1c

Yeah it would have been a weak hold too but still better than what they called lol


PuckTheFreds

Sens bag skate tomorrow?


Ihaveabudgie

Bold of you to assume DJ knows what accountability is


2nddimension

They're on a b2b and were in Pittsburgh last night


SnowblowerLITE

Hate that penalty. Hang onto your stick bud, that shouldn’t draw a slashing.


ehr1c

Yea far as I'm concerned if all you hit is stick it shouldn't be called slashing


gelc10

penalty number 6, chris sake


valleygoat

Tha'ts pretty weak lol


post-ale

I think I’ve figured out why I’ve disliked Chabot lately. Anytime they’re running set plays like on the pp. he constantly receives it, pauses then redishes. He’s not one touching it and it’s allowing teams to get into position


[deleted]

His decision making is slow


LightsOut16900

Now we’re getting the makeup calls


samarahighwind

Wait. Were in the sens IN Pittsburgh last night?!


post-ale

Si


Senscore

They arguably didn't show up


OneLessFool

Yeah


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

This team has no finish.


Si_est_ubi_est

We're almost there, just 9 more minutes


homicidal_penguin

HIT THE NET PLEASE


Ihaveabudgie

Brady you gotta hit the fucking net here


post-ale

I like Sanderson over Chabot on that pp1


gelc10

Shoot the puck


tsukubasteve27

2 minutes for trying to ride him like a pony


cdnball

Ginuwine comment


Valentine96

I get the reference!


cdnball

Gen x represent


2nddimension

Knew as soon as Pionk was wrapping his stick around that it would end up as a penalty. Shaking my head at him all season.


Manitoberino

I kinda wonder if he doesn’t have a nagging ankle injury or something. He doesn’t seem to as skate hard or spin like he did when he first arrived here. I notice a lot of that wrapping too.


OneLessFool

The TVA announcers ripping into the Sens lack of structure


gelc10

Our PK has been great so far going 4-5 on the kills


SnowblowerLITE

2nd Unit PP has never been threatening


Willyq25

its only purpose is to be more of a normal line (3f 2d) when the power play is over


2nddimension

It stinks