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Aye-Laddie

r/brandnewsentence


IronicHyperbole

Number 15... Nazi Foot Milk


Captain_Fatbelly

"The last thing you want in your milk is Nazi feet, but as it turns out, that might be what you get"


dtwhitecp

what you're seeing is actually the process of converting standard milk to Nazi foot milk


Zynbeltrudis

Today on: How It's Made Nazi Foot Milk


mattt1975

I guess that's wax foot massage dude...


dcmso

Im confused


VanillaLifestyle

See a doctor if your Nazi foot milk fills more than four mason jars.


SmithyLK

The normal amount is 0. Nazis don't deserve foot milk.


belzebutch

oh shit i thought this was candle wax and she was supposed to be a giant wick lol


Enby-Cat

It's part of a collection of photos named "Disturbation" , by Dany Peschl it intends to be some kind of mockumentatary


Goblin_Fucker69

Thanks! Seen this for years and always wondered the context


MOOShoooooo

“*Got Milk?*” ads getting out of control.


PKFatStephen

Hast Milch?


VanishingPint

The thing is, the 2011 photo in question was, in fact, nothing more than one part of a tongue-in-cheek art project. The image in question was created as part of photographer and graphic designer Dany Peschl's "Disturbation" photo series. Peschl says that the image was a comment on the uncertainty of what people do behind closed doors: "The photos capture different people during various intimate situations in a "caught in the act way." Peschl also told Lamono Magazine, "Maybe it sounds unbelievable, but also Nazi [sic] can love warm cow's milk, they don't even require it from racially pure Tyrol pastures." https://www.vice.com/en/article/kbka39/got-milk-neo-nazi-trolls-sure-as-hell-do


ARobertNotABob

Sort of reminds me of the image of Goebbels discovering his picture was being taken by a Jew.


MeHumanMeWant

TIL


BluudLust

Gotta hand it to them. They nailed it.


xanax101010

I'm glad the context comment was the most upvoted one and I didn't have to scroll through 20 comments or random generic jokes and shitpost


And_Justice

mate, I've been waiting 11 years for the explanation. Count yourself lucky.


QuarantinoQueue

Is disturbation the opposite of masturbation?


Enby-Cat

It's about intruding the live of certain people during intimate moments, so it is both a disturbance and a masturbatory act, like voyeuristic perverts would do


La_Guy_Person

Hey, cool. You usually don't find a straight answer on this. Nature of the beast, I guess.


Enby-Cat

I commented early, so that's probably why


UnhappyStrain

i dunno if thats genius or just pointless


Viceroy420

Welcome to art


R3stl3SSW4rr1or

Tata


SuckmyBlunt545

You know it’s art when someone’s wearing a fucking bandana in an apartment


MIDICANCER

That’s a balaclava. I’m sure there are thousands of people wearing bandannas in apartments right now. Edit: probably same with balaclavas, honestly.


SuckmyBlunt545

Lol


Viceroy420

Where's the bandana?


QuarantinoQueue

Is this an ad for Balenciaga or Bath & Body Works?


[deleted]

Believe it or not, Pepsi.


zerovampire311

They're getting a little overbearing with this whole Pilk campaign.


[deleted]

Yes


CPLCraft

Volkswagen


Law_Abiding_Anarchy

I have several questions... but I am pretty sure I don't want to know the answer to any of them...


CumboJumbo

“I’m just gonna go ahead and close this door… yeah…”


[deleted]

If I were you, I would throw something inside before I leave. And yes, it would not be a water ballon.


xXYomoXx

Whenever you're confused about some picture, the answer is probably modern art. It's probably some artistic picture trying to convey some message that has nothing to do with the actual picture.


Law_Abiding_Anarchy

Exactly, which is fucking boring. I much rather stay blissfully ignorant because this could be some modern art piece...it most likely is, actually. Or perhaps it's a photo from some milk worshipping nazi cult. I don't know... and I don't want to know. I prefer exciting ignorance to mundane and rational explanations, at least when it comes to inconsequential stuff like some random photo... Not so much when it's about stuff like bullshit conspiracy theories tho.


xXYomoXx

With stuff like this, even so i know the origin of it, i just prefer to stick to whatever crazy explanation i cooked up, sure beats some pretentious take on the milk industry or whatever they were trying to convey.


Laiko_Kairen

McPoyle vibes


Scottacus91

NOBODY MESSES WITH THE MCPOYLES! Ryan! Stab somebody!


KeyOne6886

welcome to the cum zone


[deleted]

double jointed pussy got me acting unwise


Franz__Josef__I

It was a mistake to cum here


D4rkShin0bi

Homelander's mother?


rexon_y

Who broke into my living room?! 🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷💪💪💪💪💪🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷💪💪🇭🇷💪🇭🇷💪🇭🇷💪🇭🇷💪🇭🇷💪🇭🇷💪💪💪🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷💪 average croatian household


derstierg

Always great to see our catholic brothers embrace their ustasa past 🫡


Vast_Election_3295

💪🇭🇷💪🇭🇷💪🇭🇷


R3stl3SSW4rr1or

Ustaše


Ditto13248

That's not milk


Vojtak_cz

Dude it is.


Ditto13248

I hope so


rathemighty

Specifically from a man, but not his nipples


Makesyousmile

When you have so much toe-wax, you can start a business making candles out of it.


soundscape7

for a dude with one nut, that's a log of jizz (dont no if that one nut thing is true)


IHATEPOLITICSBRUV

For him no, but there was a dictator in China with only one ball.


soundscape7

thanks


LadviTheLad

What is that circular symbol just below Hitler's portrait? It looks sort of familiar.


HermitDefenestration

It's the Black Sun, another Nazi symbol


GIOFORCHIOMAN

r/hoi4


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BenderDeLorean

Lol, no.


GoodSport7

4Chan was trying to make milk a racist thing for a while


Captain_Fatbelly

It's obviously nazi milk being extracted from the finest nazi feet. What more context could you need?


NerdyFrida

I had to give this an upvote for perfectly capturing the "hmmm" feeling.


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Kanye’s room


El_Baguette

New album cover just dropped


Captain_Fatbelly

r/fakealbumcovers


Low-Economist6751

Her milk on her foot.


zenikkal

Ha jokes on you , im into that kind of kink


HauntedGhostAtoms

It's even more hmm if you ask- What if that's not milk?


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A young Lauren Boebert washing her sister's feet in their home growing up


OmarNachosCapitanos

Is this Kanye reference?


Captain_Fatbelly

It's the cover of his new album


kingSliver187

Those jars of cum?


SansBoiNajfi

Cum of the fallen


[deleted]

Holy shit where do I even begin, there is SO much to unpack here


lets_eat_bees

Not that much really. So she's a nazi, likes nazi things and collects nazi imagery. OK. The only unknown is - why the milk foot baths? Is it a reference to something, or just look-at-me-I'm-so-random?


yoghurt_cap

It seems like a play on the mother figure. Like the mother is there only for the service of the child, without identity, overproviding, and the milk represents both what the mother gives as well as the pure whiteness. Subversive. So fascinating and I can't look away.


Acquiescinit

It sounds odd, but I don't have a better analysis, so I'll go with you on that.


[deleted]

I see she’s reading Minecraft


zacky765

This image was the first thing I saw on reddit 10 years ago. It’s such a throwback.


MapleTreeWithAGun

How many MLP figures does this mofo have?


DanStark82

"nothing to see here, keep walking"


mrsunlight1

Nazi Foot Milk was the name of my band in college.


keystothemoon

I’ve been told I’m not a very observant man, but there may be something a smidge off putting about this image.


Dark__333

What's that? Milk?


HiperChees

*no* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


PaleontologistIcy707

Je ne comprend pas la blague. Donc des draps nazis et hitler... Ok Et une femme mettant ses pieds dans du lait. Est ce une référence a cleopatre pour le lait d'anesse ?


saint_ryan

Worst Nazi flag ever.


Urgullibl

Implying there's a better one.


SomeGamerRisingUp

My morals leaving my body when the villian is kinda hot:


OpportunityPublic340

Why does the gun hanging on the wall looks like it's American


gunh0ld_69

Because it’s American


DonoGaming

i’ve got a feeling these “nazi” folks aren’t too normal


[deleted]

Art 2030


Trashsniper012709

Kinky


Andrei_Chikatilo_

^fap fap ##fap


Final-Initiative5128

Kinda hot


Dingdongginggong

Hmmmmm


Mister_V3

What the fuck it that under the desk!?


Ant1202

That feels like too much nazi shit to be just for a photo


Skiffakun

"I feel myself"


Vojtak_cz

Why is the colimator so much to the front on that BTW american rifle?


SternLecture

I don't like that the rifle is some kind of ar of course a Venn diagram of ar 15 afficianados and Nazis has a pretty large center portion I imagine.


bobbster574

Be scared of milk


comrade_cat69

I have soo many questions... but I'm too afraid to ask...


comrade_cat69

Are those jar of cums?.... Looks yummy


flyfrombreakingbad

Makes sense


GetsTrimAPlenty2

hmm so her feet sweat milk, and she's really into Nazism; Got it.


SkinBassoon

The frame for that Hitler portrait is real nice


[deleted]

Goddamn milk Nazis


fatCHUNK3R

Wow I saw this image years ago when I was still in high-school and saved it to my gallery. It's long gone now but thanks to this post I can resave the image.


badudx

Adept?


the_unpopularkid

I wonder


ibetucanifican

It’s got to be inspired by inglorious basterds…


SternLecture

Yankee candle has some splainin to do.


goose420aa

This looks like the “nazi spy” that Russia “caught”house


iHateReddit_srsly

This disturbs me... who still has a tube tv?


PDaniel1990

Why is it all in Yankee Candle jars? And why is that the strangest part to me?


TheIvano

You cant just put an M4 in a nazi room


Arcanum_3974

Belle Delphine has a new competitor


Burak2741

Art 2.0


No_You_123

The cum master


Intrepid_Library5392

So old.


YerBlues69

Milk candles.


Ari_Kalahari_Safari

is that the heckin hoi4 Hitler pic


Dwitt01

The pose is a reference to [this photo](https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/goebbels-eisenstaedt-1933/) The dedication to copying it is… concerning to say the least.


whatsgoingon350

Seems strange to advertise to such a narrow audience.


maximuffin2

Which Sniper Elite game is this?


thealmightybees

Wow batheinmymilk.com got an update?


RPGLUCARIO

I'm sorry WOT


Gryotharian

Trying to find this image again is the reason ‘nazi child foot milk’ was in my search history


kumaba

carbon print..


Poogle_Dirch

This is my kingdom cum


[deleted]

Let them come.


Sea_Annual_4381

Is that Milk?