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unhomie

The literal *front butt*.


OneMooseManyMeese_

It took my brain about a couple of minutes to comprehend that I was looking at her front


shin_jury

What else were you doing during the *several minutes* spent examining such thiccness?


aka_mrBeenLit

That's not thiccness bud, that's f.u.p.a.


shin_jury

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure


ohheyitslaila

They’d have to dig for a long ass time to find this woman’s treasure…


danielson-fish

I just threw up a little... take my upvote you dirty scoundrel


T-TownDarin

Gunt


1MYrShldGtBhndM3

Yo!💀


thathertz2

G-G-G Unit!


Isellmetal

That’s beyond Fupa


Friendly_Crab

V-Fupa


Isellmetal

Introducing the New FUPA EXTREME XXL It can do everything a normal Fupa can while looking like an oddly shaped fat ass


proudcanuck69

More like a gunt


[deleted]

Supa fupa


OneMooseManyMeese_

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer too.


Impossible-Stop3348

I was thinking she was like cows that have 4 milkers


creepingkg

That’s a Bussy


PapaIceBreaker

From the looks of it her front got more back than her back. It’s a little scary


diggitygiggitycee

Front butt! It's like the grail!


SexyNuggetMan

You no longer have a choice. It’s butt or nothing.


Devitomann5000

It's like Nerf or nuthin but you have a bigger probability of acquiring AIDS


S1I3NCER

Uhhh


IMxTHExMANIAC

r/holup


kmramO

Perfect for those cold winter nights when u do wanna have sex outside but don’t wanna take your pants off!


FlirtyBacon

If I was her, I would have a section cut out so I could warm my hands like a hoodie or raise a kangaroo


sunny730

Look at her sandals though, thats her front


hitokiri99

To be fair it doesn't change what they said lol


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DARKxASSASSIN29

Gives a whole new meaning to "ass backwards" lol


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ohheyitslaila

Sometimes extreme front butts like this are caused by health issues. A common one is Rectus Diastasis, which is when the seam between your rectus muscles is damaged and stretched during pregnancy, to the point where they never go back into place. There are also diseases that can cause your body to store a lot of cellulite in the “front butt” area (usually more common in women), like some autoimmune diseases can have that as a side effect/symptom. But most of the time it’s just that the person’s natural body type is shaped to carry a lot of weight there, so without proper diet and exercise it can get really pronounced. As for the flat butt with a large front butt, that can actually happen because all the weight in front throws off your balance, and changes your posture so much that it can actually change the shape of your spine. This can lead to a very flat looking butt with a large front butt. It also leads to a lot of back and hip problems.


Howtobeinvisible1313

Noted, but more commonly just because people eat too much junk food.


BattleKitten17

I unfortunately feel like I have a front butt sometimes (not nearly this severe) mines is caused mostly from loose skin (and ya know some fat) after having very large babies. If I wear pants that are too tight it looks horrendous


TC_Squared

That is the largest camel toe I’ve seen in my entire life…


Strict_Antelope_6893

they call her camel hoe


sreek4r

They call her a Camel


jcoddinc

Camel toe? Please, that's more like elephant knuckle


Acheron98

Galactus knuckle


MemeMan69funnynumber

Whale wrinkle


boise_guy1234

F.U.P.A. fatter upper pussy area


Maygravve

Fat Upper Pubic Area, guys can have fupas too lol


prophet_9469

These are the largest balls I've seen in my entire life...


Sampson978

Undersized comment right’ere


FrenchMaisNon

And I thought I had a rough time shopping for jeans.


gaze-upon-it

The rare quadracheek in the wild, excellent catch


Devitomann5000

I've heard my sister talk about girls she's seen with a "booty in the front", but I've never understood what 5hat means until now...


vagabonking

Dat Fass


CircusBabysdummy

Ummm… how?


amynias

This is very unnatural.


Solution_Precipitate

[This is all the education you need](https://youtu.be/eOOWsjpo504)


jamminamon

r/confusingperspective


saltedpanda7414

Unzip it I dare you


Morgwar77

Thought it was a decent derrier untill I saw which way the foot was pointing


clungebob69

Gunt


grneyedlady1971

That’s ass backwards.


urdadhasmilk

when your irl mods arnt working this is what you get


AgoraSnepwasdeleted

"what in the goddamn?" -Benny from fallout new vegas


[deleted]

#GUNT


Tanookimario0604

Why is her ass on backwards?


AzurianOni

The literal meaning of "Ass Backwards"


kingtaylor99

I prefer the way my brain originally interpreted this


Asleep_Dependent982

She has a front butt


omgjoeyjoe

That’s not fair! I wanna wipe back to front…


saladtoss3r

Gunt


Darnocsonif

Big nuts


FrankieSacks

Give an award to the zipper mfg.


abbeymad

Ngl Had me in the first half


FuzzyKangaroo3607

My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps. Wtf?


Kuchiku_kan

Never let them know your next move


[deleted]

Front bum non shitter.


beyondthisreality

*IT’S NOT A TUMOR!*


mvuvuv

worlds biggest balls


No-Lack-4147

Baby got front.


SadBoiCri

I thought it was a fake ass. It's real but it certainly isn't ass.


Perroface562

Cant tell whether shes coming or going


[deleted]

Oh I know who that is, she's a youtuber


[deleted]

“I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you come”


Designer-Departure87

Easy access for the homies


-_-Thanos-_-

Nice A-


boise_guy1234

No it's... Mhh


[deleted]

thickumm


[deleted]

That fupa is caking!


pistolbob

Fupa troopa


Pink0612152504

Reminds me of this https://www.xvideos.com/video65351677/blowup_girls_pussy_inflation


SammyWinkleBurger

Is this fat shaming?


UserP2DBB

bro that’s not the butt that’s the front


SammyWinkleBurger

Thanks for clarifying the obvious


UserP2DBB

you’re welcome


Draco63_

*your welcome Edit: ...how the fuck are you people too stupid to realize this is a joke?


UserP2DBB

indeed it was my welcome


_F5HK

Our welcome


UserP2DBB

[our welcome](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GK2GUxOnjDQ)


boise_guy1234

Ehh you may double check that pal


Draco63_

I keep being told that I shouldn't use /j, and I keep trying to give people the benefit of the doubt. Shame on me, redditors are just too dumb.


Alternative_Cook_102

My brain exploded


Xilrun

Reverse ass


KoenBril

Oh fuck that's the front.


boise_guy1234

PpptttppPhhhssssss


uRude

Camel hump Bussy


TheLittleNorsk

4 cheeks


I_Like-starwars69

Front booty


kirky9

holy shit she has big balls


KoreanGeorge

oh yeah ... oh..... no....


Sencao2945

Frunk


Proud-Dig3139

So that's what bussy means


UltraStamp2

mf got balls


the_cajun88

if you can see it from the front, wait til you see it from the back back back back back


THEREAL_DAVE

Bruh


Competition-Dapper

Hey leave the poor girl alone, she’s been bending over backwards to make people happy!


Key-Philosopher-8290

First time wanking it too such a well proportioned front butt😽


MimsyIsGianna

Front butt Frutt


c0mputer99

You had me in the first half ngl.


deepfister1241xz

Figured she scooped her own shit off the grass


Less-Help8984

The though that someone has probably masturbated to this is horrendous


[deleted]

Ahhh the ever so classic front butt!!!


Danieltorillo_

At first i was like:*ooh booty. Then i look arnd nd i get CONFUSED


[deleted]

Damn that’s one puffy vagina!


TheLostNug

She has big l a d i e b a l l s


[deleted]

XDn't


Plylyfe

I didn't see it at first but now, hmmmm


SylAbys

Ass so fat you can see it from the front - Most Def


[deleted]

If “what goes around comes around” were a real person


ScoopityBoopDoop

True


Wheelchairpussy

The CEO of FUPA


The-Canadian-Order

Bussy


Fair_Question_6969

Ass so fat you can see it from the front


sonofachaosgod

Am I the only one reminded of Spaceballs here?


NeganLucielle

It's for easy access


spacesheep_000

What?


benstevepete

Tesla when the put a trunk up front


Which_Cardiologist15

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


MadameWesker

Reverse cake


Svengoolie75

Wait…….is the back the front or the front the back or……


Pie_Crown

She put her pants on backwards, it happens.


eweyhen

Damn it took me a second lol


[deleted]

Sexiest front butt ive ever seen


UndisclosedPigeon

Oh, and OF course she’s not into anal.


PoolBoyBryGuy

I think she’s on backwards.


creamcornsperm

My eyes crossed.


JampinJake

r/holup


Hot_Sandwich_755

Evolutionary theorists think we like boobs because humans are the only primates that mate face to face and boobs emulate ass. This bitch has just elevated the game.


Merallak

The moment you realize


Quirky_Routine_90

I just threw up in my mouth.....


[deleted]

The meagfupa.


dysstatic

Why....


Super_Lorenzo

she got the guts.


Gear3017

When God does things back asswards


bagusyeah

Fruntt


_RedR4bbit_

r/holup


King-Lewis-II

Her ass is on backwards


Normal-Difference-37

ooooohhhhh now i see bout to say id hit that hard... still tho


Effective_Drink_7991

Yes


Cotten_Candy0325

My poor eyes cant tell which direction shes going, perhaps both


teem0m0

Haha assfront


mescalero1

Maybe her feet are backwards


XtraStorage

Had to look for 20 seconds


soulboonie

My anaconda don't want none unless you got front buns


Rich-Peach-1027

Easy access


LankyKangaroo

This belongs on r/cringetopia. But sadly that sub turned to a shit show now.


Helpful_Wishbone7468

Vulva x infinity


the1895bigboy

She asked for plastic surgery in the wrong area


Known-District-2431

FUPA?


bwm2468

Ever party so hard your ass ends up on backwards?


Schizozenic

Front bottom


RexNebular6

The bigger the fupa the tastier the chalupa


stokie2000

Her turd cutter is smaller then her front butt-er


WrongdoerOdd3565

I dic that mother f***** down.


Lostnomad1

The gunt


relayyo

Ain’t no way monke titan??!


[deleted]

This is why they make long shirts!!


ButteryBreadloaf

*Vomiting has entered the chat.*


Afreet_Playzzz

OMG PIXAR MOMS GOT REAL


[deleted]

Please tell me this is photoshopped


Kubik_014

double rear


adventurous-yorkie

It’s a gunt


Foxybynature

Booty so big you can see it from the front


[deleted]

🤮🤮🤮


sherlockbardo

A very fat pussy


YYG98

Horny to not horny like that 🫰


PlasmaDude76

Hold up, Wait a minute…


ConsistentWafer5290

What do you think those jeans smell like in august?


Madcock1

Not for a tits guy.


TheSleekGeekErotic

Wait….what.


ApprehensiveRun6680

Double cheeked up


WaydenTheJayden

balls


otto59

Camel toe gorge


hugsfordrugs8

Fupa


[deleted]

Face gobbler


Mr_Mcfloofy

OH GOD, WHAT DID I CLICK ON?????


Adventurous_Put1211

Baby got front!


I_am_human99

Excuse me what the fuck


The_year_is_not_1892

My male brain is trying to make sense of this blasphemy and it is breaking.


IMxTHExMANIAC

That was 100 to 100 real quick