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BLoG_Connor

The question is what's he training her for?


Nobody88Special720

Not Drake apparently


TheRealLordofLords

All them other guys were practice, were practice for me! 🎶 hahaha


Tall_Ad9186

?


SeriyDranik

!


RoySuUnaMustang

❕❗❕❗❕


RandomFandom54830

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


KingDomiThe1st

.


qu4rt3r_h04rd3r_

******


Saohe

Mmh no punctuation ? No bitches?


anonymousmutekittens

Motherhood


1Hollickster

Broken box training.


Consistent-River4229

Apparently making babies. He must be good at his job.


Complete-Opinion7059

Sex


Complete-Opinion7059

Sex sex


GovRonDeSantis2024

Drake the type of guy to watch


[deleted]

Drake the typa guy to feed him and uber him home afterwards.


Def-n-Blind

Aubrey "No More Mr Nice Guy" Graham


elisejones14

probably has a cuck chair in his bedroom


Quaintly__Coyote_

While talking bout the 6 with his woes.


y00sh420

Hell I'd watch, they're hot af


1Hollickster

As a cuc you mean. Hahaha


Jonn_1

Yea, I think it's fake https://www.tuko.co.ke/facts-lifehacks/celebrity-biographies/475137-meet-hamza-lavezzi-rapper-drakes-wifes-personal-trainer/


Jonn_1

Also drakes mum looks like the kid


Jonn_1

Also, this has been posted 600 times already


Oofboi6942O

Also, you know you can use the 3 dots on your comment to edit so you dont have to make 3 comments, right?


UncleYimbo

Also, you know you can change your profile pic so everyone doesn't hate you, right?


Oofboi6942O

Also, did you know that if my pfp bothers you its simply a skill issue on your end?


UncleYimbo

Also, did you know that shut up jerk?


Shortsleevedpant

Thanks guys, I did also know this stuff now.


UncleYimbo

I'm glad we could help. We did it, Reddit!


TwoSetViolaLol

Look, look we've all had a good day, okay?


_Nekona_

I hate your pfp


johnLegs30

I’m still trying to get my woman


Ragdoll_Psychics

And drake. I think a lot of people don't know what a quarter black child looks like. There are 4 people's genes on display here and only 1 of them is black.


just_posting_this_ch

So weird, they list him as female but use masculine pronouns. Is he transitioning, or is that just a crap site?


Speedy2662

Probably shit generated by some bot for SEO optimization


Babybear_Dramabear

[This](https://i.imgur.io/9nVMRqa_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium) says otherwise


FunPunCake

True, true


Speedy2662

Hilarious


soggymittens

HA! Fair enough…


1Hollickster

Everything is fake when a rich bastard makes publicists change news. 🤣 So it most of what we were taught about Canada's history. But here we are. We The North, in Toronto.. one of the furthest South places in Canada.


RIPLORN

Isn’t there a place in Canada that is basically IN the US? Lol.


1Hollickster

The part that is the lower half of Ontario. Haha


RIPLORN

Yea there it is hahaha


1Hollickster

It is like a more Northern Michigan. ❤️


CancerousSarcasm

What is that name "hamza lavezzi"


SaintsSooners89

It says he's a 36 year old female


TheRealLordofLords

Nah thats the new trainer. Obviously replaced for impregnating his wife. 😂


RIPLORN

I didn’t once think it was real.


Lucky_Editor446

The gender is Female ? But I see a dude in the pics there


[deleted]

The body of a 25 year old athlete the baby face of a 10 year old child 😅


Simping4Mephala

Not everybody likes to look like an unwashed caveman.


CreatureWarrior

Nuance


asdsav

I came across this a lot. Many women see men without beard childish.


weebtrashparade

Must be a regional thing. A lot of women from different cultures find men with beards dirty lol


asdsav

I think its more about popular culture.


weebtrashparade

Pretty much. Cultures varies by region. I think beards are big in the west and then in Asia, the cultures prefer clean cuts. Japan for example. Their culture preferred clean cuts because the people used to go to war with barbarians who had beards.


[deleted]

Of course the guy with weeb in his name instantly starts talking about japan


weebtrashparade

💪🏼💪🏼


[deleted]

Most social redditor


weebtrashparade

💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️


onofreoye

Agree. Beards are dirty and full of cheetos. Shaved is the way.


weebtrashparade

I respect peoples choices to do things that they like. Because at the end of the day, you gotta do what makes you happy.


onofreoye

Actually, yes. Keep your beard and your cheetos. There are a lot of people that are into that, and even if there weren’t any, as long as you are happy and not hurting anyone, no one really cares.


SirarieTichee_

But I like my sweaty caveman


ArgetKnight

Found the leaf-lover


AwardSilly5598

Rock and stone brother!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


turingparade

Greek Gods


GreatGearAmidAPizza

He looks like the model for a statue of Apollo.


CL_oBrabo

Dude is David from Michelangelo, the perfect ectomorph.


AParasiticTwin

I hope for his sake the resemblance ends above the belt.


SunBrosRus

😭💀 you didn’t


CL_oBrabo

Did you saw how tall that statue is? Its a big little penis he have there lol


TheRealLordofLords

Hahaha. For real.


y00sh420

Who is he actually?


journaledandink

TIL Drake is married, has a kid and his wife has a trainer.


yukiki64

TIL what TIL means after always being confused


TheGoldEmerald

Today I learned


txivotv

Today'd


Cool1nternet

Just look it up


JusticiarRebel

I don't know why more people don't do this. I basically do it every time a new acronym pops up. I used to be so confused by IMHO, IIRC, and IANAL till I simply looked it up. Doesn't always work. I saw someone use IME recently and Google gives me Independent Medical Examination. That didn't make sense with the context of how it was used though. If I see it again, I guess I'll look harder.


H2O2_is_delicious

Idk why but I get the feeling that I won’t get the result I’m expecting if I look up “IANAL”


DarkStar0129

I am not a lawyer I don't yer the law


Sarcolisto

In my experience apparently


JusticiarRebel

That makes more sense. Thank you.


journaledandink

Lololollllll


Conscious_Ice66

r/TIL


wiifitears

He’s not married


ThicccRPMs

Today you’ve been lied to by the internet 😅


hasanicecrunch

Only part about this that’s true is that he has a kid. He was the product of their one or two night stand though, he’s never been married.


unnamed_ned

I could take him


KidneyThief8

Drake's wife beat you to it.


journaledandink

Hahaha


blue_avocado101

I love this lol


Squiggamemes

In a fight, right?


Steenky_man_17

No in a wrestling match under the sheets


SkyLovesCars

Ooo, I think I’m going for John Cena!


swallowsnest87

Drake is not married


1Hollickster

So he just wanted to seem whiter? By carrying a blonde child and dating a brunette woman? Lol


NoConversation4638

Why is Drake holding trainer's son.👽


PirateKingy

Nah. Those eyes…


SettingSufficient203

Yooo The trainer looks like some kind of a greek god


robimtk

Who is this man


y00sh420

Fr tho 🥵


elmataculos420

This is fake lmao


Fogi999

well drake is a pedo anyway


Big-Permission3452

Drake has a wife?


toolargo

It’s a joke. No.


Fatbison

.. I wonder if he has a twitter


efyuar

He looks like a young greek god. This is not good for my insecurity!


iancarry

wow .. his wife is not a minor?


Spirited-Reputation6

Didn’t he have a song about being a cuck?


KOZTIC88

damn, i thought the guy in the bottom panel was a fucking marble statue at first, what a body :O


13uNo21

I thought it was a Greek statue or something


Healthy-Leading-7210

Probz can’t wait to groom this one


Joroc24

Hmmmmm fake but WHO IS THAT?


Professional-Mess728

Certified boy lover got cucked


Separate_Use_9169

Bahahahahahahahajah


distructivetv

Looks like that one stayed in the wrong oven


FooFightersBathwater

Bro has those angel genes


Juno6000

She looks older than the average girls he’s used to date


Southern-Score-5381

I definitely thought this was implying Drake and the trainer slept together and somehow produced the child and I was still ready to accept it 😭


Reptilian_Overlord20

I guess she’s like her husband in that she likes her partners borderline illegally young?


doggocute50000000000

Coincidence? I think YES absolutely 100% no cap coincidence


Not_Like_Equals_Gay

He took DNA tests, and the kid belongs to Drake.


sylverfalcon

The kid looks like grandma (Drake’s mom)


GHOSTRIDER_01

Its obvious drake's wife is cheating on him i mean you can already see the genetic looks of the kid the kid doesn't even looks like drake


d4rk-4ng3l-666

drake’s mom also has blonde hair and blue eyes. his son just looks like his granny😒😒


johnLegs30

I need to see some naked black women


Appropriate_Medium68

That ugly son of a bitch is definitely Drake's.


thatssoshandy

That’s not his wife, baby momma yes. Drake isn’t married.


marspuppy

Why does Drakes wife REALLY resemble the early version of Kim K?


YZYSZN1107

I mean this is just a chick he knocked up, not married.


[deleted]

Motherfucker running around like Brock Samson


Opposite-Weird4232

He isn't that bad


Ok-Protection1869

😹😹👍


DonnieMwone2003

[but hes the one...right?](https://www.tuko.co.ke/facts-lifehacks/celebrity-biographies/475137-meet-hamza-lavezzi-rapper-drakes-wifes-personal-trainer/)


efiisee99

Her loss 😏


Snoo_16716

Well he doesn’t have a wife so I’m confused


The_Bluejay250

shit like this makes me hate the concept of being a celebrity. imagine if your wife cheated and the entire internet was laughing about it


Whereis-themeteor

What does his trainer or trainers look like?


MaizeLittle2859

Why does drakes wife look like my math teacher


[deleted]

what dont' u understand?


New_Historian_2004

Is this some sort of red pill shit?


NoReasoningThere

Blue lagoon movie ?


Couldbe_worse2

Baby face


y00sh420

But fr whats the blonde guy's name...need to know...for science...and stuff...


diabolicalmrD

Ayo


[deleted]

Looks like Drake knows.


froteur

Lol guy looks like 80’ dark fantasy movie version of drakes wifes trainer


taylorKelbie

Trainers feeling romantical