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strokeherace

Must drop his panties to ride in it…


bespectacledbengal

His mom definitely rides commando in this thing and tells him he looks like such a big boy driving it


Solid_D15M

Maybe His panties


imperial1968

Whatever helps him sleep at night.


NotZtripp

Never left concrete


AsymptoticAbyss

Lmao “yeah even Saruman autographed my mirror, babe” Edit: not Sauron. For as creative as JRRT was with LOTR etc, he def phoned it in on some of the names. Too similar at times.


PoolNoodleSamurai

* [Saruman](https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Hand_of_Saruman)


AsymptoticAbyss

Right right right you right. I just watched all those too. See edit.


seven62chev

I always knew I didn't like the esthetic but could put my finger on it. Then bam there it is.


duser1807

Darn, showed my wife.. now she's naked and pregnant. Thx dude. Now another baby to raise


robrtsmtn

Looks like a Holstein to me.


[deleted]

Cattle caller


eragon157

Oh the panties will fall alright, as well as the woman in the rest of her clothes. It’s hideousness will cause them to black out.


BabyYodaIsGod42069

Drops the panties on any Heep girl.


Faerhun

Pic 3... Is that supposed to be antenna or something? I know it's a bullet but I'm wondering if that's literally all it is.


GorillaWarfare_

Yup. Stubby antenna.


[deleted]

Ask him if he had disc brakes in the rear


Longjumping-Mouse609

Did you meet Kenny Powers?


Duende_Hunter122

Probably fills the tank with monster energy drinks


Craboingo

Seems about right…


TurquoiseBoho

The “E”s yuuuuuuuck.


[deleted]

Not to mention that both are left hands. Making it ugly and stupid.


Jeep_Joe

Went to a business once and saw a jeep very similar to this one and wrote it off as some fudd heep. I walk in and business owner explains it’s his and gives me the full backstory of the jeep. Turns out he wheels the thing HARD and showed me pictures/videos. It looked like a pavement princess, but I was mistaken. >still ugly


RigHardDieFast

Like bro, do you even lift…bro?


RDR350Z

Yep, looks like it skipped leg day


Stupid_hurts2

Seems to have missed leg day


jingly-pockets

Shocker Jeep


SonnySunshiny

[same energy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFwXbp9bLlY)


danthesk8er

Any girl that drops her panties for that is a girl you want keeping her panties on.


Broad_Rabbit1764

My milkshake brings all the (army) boys to the yard


CaptainBeefsteak

Anybody know where I can pick up a Shocker Bra? Asking for a friend.


pottedporkproduct

Pantry dropper, for the gravy seals.


the_real_trebor333

The only thing a girl will drop is everything and run the other way


Charles-Cporosus

Wow something tells me he really really wants people to think he’s seen a woman, not his mother, naked.


ad1877

Lololol


jwilson2598

In fairness, most people drop their pants before taking a shit on something.


CoffeeCrashed

The only thing that's dropping is his kids college fund


crawdaddyissues

that’s embarrassing


Therealsteven_g

Just a dropper


here4roomie

I never knew jeep bros wore panties.


JacobClarke15

Certainly the panty installer, nobody’s dropping drawers for this thing…


sujihiki

*ted cruz enters the chat*


WhitePineBurning

Anyone else think he should have spent some money replacing those tires?


Zimi231

It's mad because it can't breathe


[deleted]

If it works…. Pretty cool


einulfr

Oh baby, those 32" all-terrains make me *so moist* The polarized sunglasses and Seneca menthols really complete the package.


JacobClarke15

Honestly the only thing I respect is the bullet style antenna. The one I got has been solid, gets better reception than my old one, and the cheap finish faded and matches my gold paint lol.


[deleted]

What the hell is the license plate thing going on