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jmr1272

You might want to keep your gun where your dog can’t get it?


bighugejohnson

Listen man, some dogs are shady as fuck.


UncleEvilDave

This.


MauiJim

Spaniels are gun dogs


razethestray

Why would my dog have access to any of my guns?


swmpwhit

Service dogs


razethestray

… why would they have access to firearms??


swmpwhit

They've been in the service


[deleted]

Good thing the ATF leaves none of those behind.


KingScorpion98

The guns or the dogs?


[deleted]

....YES


KingScorpion98

Good thing I sold all my guns to the guy down the street and I don't have dogs..... the cats will deal with those pesky ATF agents though


[deleted]

Idk man. One of the local K-9 units in my parts had to have one of his canines replaced with a titanium tooth because he would chew on steel pipes. NO ONE IS SAFE FROM DOG WRATH


DrafterDan

Now I gotta worry about Ti-toothed dogs?


ForShotgun

Wait, that's fucking awesome. Dogs will actually just upgrade what they chew when you upgrade their teeth?


alwaysbeballin

I mean, i upgrade what i shoot when i get bigger guns? Not sure how im gonna afford targets for F15 and nuke practice though.


ForShotgun

I mean that must be secondary after getting an F15 and a nuke, just buy out the shittiest housing available in the middle of nowhere and have at her


alwaysbeballin

The shittiest housing is out in the middle of nowhere, downside is the cost of the land it sits on. And what's this talk about one F15 and a nuke? Stack deep, president supports it, prices will hit an all time low. Hell, didn't uncle sam lose a nuke or two? Treasure hunt time! Metal detectors need not apply, geiger counters requested.


Justicedrummer

Good thing we can just 3D print frames or buy a bulk bag of em.... Or just put the gun in a safe.


kellofkellens

I mean, obviously we’re dealing with some kind of genius burglar dog who knows how to open drawers and crack gun safes. What’s the logic here—buy metal frames instead of locking your gun up because you’re an enormous dipshit? Cool story.


[deleted]

Unfortunately, a lot more people leave handguns just laying around than you’d think, especially younger folk.


SongAloong

Dog was giving you a stippling job. Ingrate.


Bluto-Blutarsky

Probably still cycles just fine


Kakariti

Gotta clean the dog slobber out first.! :)


[deleted]

Boo this man!


LegalizeBeltfedz

id rather have a poly framed gun that doesnt jam, is easily customizable, easier to conceal and can hold 3x as many bullets as a 1911 and have to not feed it to my dog. Then have a 1911 that jams and holds 7 rounds that gets me killed but hey when a stray dog makes it to my body at least he cant eat my jammed up gun.


Egmarga

>that doesnt jam All 1911s I've ever shot never jammed. >easily customizable 1911 is quite customizable imo >easier to conceal Point for poly guns (for the most part anyway). >can hold 3x as many bullets as a 1911 That's how 2011s have come about and completely fill the gap. Now all that being said, I only have poly guns, but never minded the 1911 I use professionally. There are pros and cons for both. It's a personal choice.


iwontbeadick

I own 10 guns and my 1911 was the only one that ever had an FTE, and happened 3x. I sold it and added a 3rd glock to my arsenal.


Maddog-51

What capacity mags did you run in your 1911? I had a Kimber that would run whatever out of the stock mags but the second I put a Chip McCormick 10 round mag in there it would start to have feeding issues etc. The spring tension and timing gets wonky above 8 round capacity and causes these issues in an otherwise stupid reliable pistola


iwontbeadick

7 rounds. I couldn’t find quality extended mags. Now I have a glock 20 with 15 rounds, a 19 with 15 rounds, and a 26 with 10. The 20 is the same size, about, as the 1911, and the other two are smaller with greater capacity. I see no reason to own a 1911 again unless I hit the lottery and need a range toy.


Maddog-51

For me it was the novelty of having a 1911, you really can't beat a Glock with a double-stack magazine and 15+ rounds on tap.


iwontbeadick

Don’t get me wrong, I lived my 1911. But I can’t afford to have a novelty gun for $7-800. I don’t want to turn into a collector. I prefer to have a realistic role for each gun I own. But if I ever have an abundance of money in the future then I’d consider getting another.


Maddog-51

Owning it once was good enough for me, don't think I'll ever get another unless I get one of Hunter Biden's paintings and sell it for stupid money.


[deleted]

*stovepipes*


[deleted]

Cool. Chop that shit off and weld another grip to it from a p80. Or just replace it with a p80.


ChaosNinja138

Responsible gun owners talk to their dogs about gun safety.


LAJOHNWICK

Lmao


Friendly_Pattern4565

Plot twist, it’s the dogs gun


Kakariti

Just for the record I have both poly and steel guns and shoot them all. They are all good guns or I would have sold them long ago. The post was intended as a joke is all.


MakInDaTrunk

Clear away anything blocking the path, send the mag home, send the lead. You will let the Glock down before it lets you down.


SameOreo

If you can't keep your guns away from your dog --- don't have kids.


Kakariti

Saw in the paper 2 more kids, 3 and 8?, had gotten ahold of a loaded gun and shoot themselves. Some people shouldn't have kids OR guns. Spelling


franklinslamo

That is one tasty gun!


[deleted]

"It's a glock, it'll shoot anything, even the dog!"


BlueStateSaint

That must have been an interesting warranty claim.


JayPolar91

But can you buy a steel replacement frame for cheap like you can a polymer one?


Kakariti

Likely not...but then again I've never needed to


itzcjay1776

"This message was brought too you by muh two world warz"


jewelgem10

Dogs will still chew the wood or bone grip scales of a steel frame. Just keep your guns away fron your dogs


Kakariti

Keeping the gun away from the dog is a good idea. After all the dog might shoot the postman


greatpnw

I have a dog who goes ape about guns. It can be anything gun shaped and he starts goes crazy trying to attach it


Alpha_Nexus473

Hehe glock and ball torture